| 00:02 | Well, last Monday night was not a great one for JeriShow. Chris, because you lost to Triple H, you now have to face DX in a Handicap Match in just three days on RAW. |
| 00:12 | How will that affect you psychologically, as you and The Big Show prepare to face Cryme Tyme tonight? |
| 00:18 | I could pontificate about next Monday or even tonight, but |
| 00:23 | I have supreme confidence any way you look at it. So it really doesn't matter, Josh. And the reason is this: |
| 00:28 | In ten days the most dominant Tag Team of this or any other generation, |
| 00:33 | The Big Show and Chris Jericho, will end DX forever in a TLC Match. |
| 00:40 | Now Josh, do you know, what a TLC Match is? |
| 00:44 | It's a match that involves Tables, Ladders and Chairs. |
| 00:48 | How clever. But 'involves' is an interesting choice of words, isn't it, Josh? |
| 00:53 | Let me be a little bit more descriptive about what a TLC 'involves'. |
| 00:58 | It involves chairs. A steel chair. |
| 01:02 | Can you imagine the largest athlete in the world wielding a steel chair with those fists? |
| 01:11 | Can you imagine him pummel you down into physical decimation? I mean, if an average hypocrite on the street hit you with a steel chair, it would be painful. |
| 01:20 | But if The Big Show does it, when The Big Show does it— At best you have a concussion, at worst you're in the hospital in a coma. |
| 01:28 | And a TLC also involves tables. |
| 01:32 | The most glorified and typecast weapon in this business. Let's figure out why. |
| 01:41 | All the parasites in the crowd, waiting to see the tables, so they can take out their camera-phones and take a picture. |
| 01:47 | Look at the carnage. Take a picture. Isn't it sweet? |
| 01:51 | Can you image the human beings that go through the table? What about them, Josh? |
| 01:58 | What about Shawn Michaels' surgically repaired back being pushed and bent to the limit when The Big Show chokeslams him through a table. |
| 02:07 | How about the Cerebral Assassin Triple H lying dazed and confused on a table, |
| 02:12 | only to regain consciousness for a split second to see Chris Jericho crashing down upon him from the top rope with an elbow. |
| 02:23 | Think about that. Take a picture with your cellphone of that, parasites! |
| 02:29 | And let's talk about ladders. There is nobody in this business that knows how to use a ladder to damage someone more than Chris Jericho. |
| 02:37 | Ask Shawn Michaels. The last Ladder Match we had, I destroyed him, I embarrassed him, I beat him. |
| 02:44 | And became the new King Of The Ladder Matches. |
| 02:48 | And can you imagine what kind of a weapon The Big Show could turn a ladder into? |
| 02:55 | Can you imagine him battering DX over and over and over again? |
| 03:01 | So to finalize answering the question, Josh, you have no idea what a TLC is. But I do. |
| 03:07 | A TLC is the most dangerous match ever created in the WWE. |
| 03:12 | A TLC hurts people. Ends careers, ruins lives. And I've been in two of them. |
| 03:19 | I've been victorious in a TLC, I've defended these titles in a TLC. |
| 03:25 | We know what it takes to come out a TLC and still be the champions. That's what's gonna happen. |
| 03:34 | Cause after TLC, DX will be finished. No more jokes, no more useless catchphrases, |
| 03:41 | no more worthless merchandise for all the sicko fans to purchase. |
| 03:46 | Only Big Show and Chris Jericho standing victorious. |
| 03:51 | The best in the world at what I do. The Giant Destroyer will end the DX mythology forever. |
| 03:59 | Tables, Ladders and Chairs are weapons. But I've got the biggest and most lethal weapon of them all. As my partner. |
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