martes, 15 de julio de 2014

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00:03Quiet down.
00:09Last week I came out here and I made a promise.
00:14I made a Straight Edge Resolution. A pledge if you will.
00:25tI made a pledge to save one very lost soul here in the audience today.
00:36I told you that this crusade is very real.
00:41We are crucial.
00:44Being the man that I am, somebody who keeps their promises
00:51unlike all you weak-minded people who somehow quantify your willpower
00:58by the time spent in between all your binges.
01:05So, who wants to be saved?
01:15Which member of the WWE Universe has what it takes to embrace the Straight Edge Lifestyle?
01:28Now, you can't all be saved.
01:32I promised to save one.
01:40I promised to save one and one only.
02:00You. You in the maroon hoody.
02:05Luke, go escort that gentleman into my ring, please.
02:24Security, please. Let this man over the barricade.
02:28Help him if you would, please.
02:51Please. Front and center.
02:57What's your name?
03:00James.
03:04Welcome, James.
03:06I can tell you're a little bit scared. But I assure you, you have nothing to fear from me.
03:11In fact, you have nothing to fear from Luke.
03:16You have nothing to fear at all anymore.
03:20James, I want you to know that I can read you like a book, just like I can see through
03:24all these people here today.
03:30You think you're hopelessly addicted, don't you?
03:36It's OK, you're with friends.
03:39I'm here to let you know that there is hope.
03:43And you're looking at it.
03:46James, please, take a seat.
04:00James, what's about to happen to you now
04:04is the most important moment of your entire life.
04:13You're about to accept me.
04:18I'm gonna save you.
04:22So if you, please, raise your right hand. It's OK, I'm your savior.
04:32James, are you tired of living your life like all of these losers?
04:43Yes.
04:45I can't hear you, James.
04:48YES.
04:56Now, James, are you gonna stop treating your body like a sewer?
05:04Oh, I'm gonna try. I've tried a few times to stop smoking.
05:09THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
05:16James. James, look at me.
05:23Straight Edge is a commitment.
05:28And you need to learn very quickly that you need to stop trying and start doing.
05:35'Cause if you're not Straight Edge now, you never were.
05:39So endear yourself to me right now. Tell me that you will stop abusing your body with prescription medication.
05:47With over-the-counter drugs. With alcohol. With cigarettes.
05:56I'm going to stop.
06:01Yeah, that's better.
06:06Now, James, are you willing to find the willpower within yourself - that all of these people here lack - to learn how to just say No in the face of temptation?
06:18Yes. I'm going to change.
06:25Change. Well, unfortunately, it's easier said than done.
06:33Like somebody who's hopelessly addicted you know that actions speak louder than words.
06:42So, James, before you become a full-fledged member of my Straight Edge Society,
06:46there's one more thing that you need to do.
06:52Luke.
07:07Sit down, James.
07:17James. I said sit down.
07:31Now, what is about to happen is a symbol of commitment against this poison society of which I live.
07:42This is a fresh start for James. This is a clean slate.
07:51Your past, your life being governed by drug addiction and alcohol abuse ends right now. Because you are about to accept Straight Edge into your life.
08:05You do unconditionally accept Straight Edge into your life, don't you, James?
09:23Now, when you look in the mirror, you know that you are stronger
09:29than all of these people sitting here today.
09:35This day forward you have evolved far beyond what all these sheep have become.
09:44You are stronger than these pathetic individuals who sit here in front of you and need a drink to put a smile on their face.
10:07Ladies and Gentlemen, it can happen.
10:11And next week it could happen to you.
10:17Welcome the newest member of the Straight Edge Society into the WWE Universe.
10:24Because he, like myself, is better than all of you.

GLOSSARY

pledge - willpower - binges - escort - hopelessly - sewer - commitment - fledged - fresh start - clean slate - evolved - far beyond
pledge: promesa; willpower: fuerza de voluntad; binges: juergas; escort: acompañar; hopelessly: sin esperanza; sewer: cloaca; commitment: compromiso; fledged: maduro; fresh start: an opportunity to start over without prejudice; clean slate: borron y cuenta nueva; evolved: evolucionado; far beyond: mas alla;

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