GLOSSARY
| shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;
GLOSSARY
| underachieving: bajo rendimiento; halls: pasillos; pissin' me off: enfadandome;
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| 00:00 | Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan! |
| 00:28 | Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he? |
| 00:38 | LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam. |
| 00:49 | Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time. |
| 00:54 | Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy? |
| 00:59 | Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho. |
| 01:07 | Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER! |
| 01:13 | So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling? |
| 01:17 | Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother. |
| 01:24 | But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother. |
| 01:34 | Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling? |
| 01:38 | I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!" |
| 01:50 | Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek? |
| 01:57 | Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother. |
| 02:02 | The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother! |
| 02:06 | Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon. |
| 02:16 | He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look. |
| 05:08 | Bro�-ther�- |
| 05:11 | Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam? |
| 05:14 | Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon. |
| 05:20 | You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother. |
| 05:27 | You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels. |
| 05:36 | But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother. |
| 05:45 | He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother. |
| 05:57 | See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother. |
| 06:07 | But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother. |
| 06:16 | But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother. |
| 06:23 | Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�- |
| 06:27 | Larry King�- Larry King. |
| 06:29 | Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-. |
| 06:35 | WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother. |
| 06:44 | The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�- |
| 07:33 | Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face? |
| GLOSSARY
| squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;
GLOSSARY
| tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;
GLOSSARY
| fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;
GLOSSARY
| A-game: rendimiento; pull the trigger: terminar la accion; burden: carga;
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stands up: lucha; whereas: mientras; relieved: aliviado; deceit: dishonest behavior; led: llevado;
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without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;
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Blessings: bendiciones; disguise: disfrazadas; lay a hand on you: poner una mano en ti;
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lame: no satisfactorio;
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pat you on the back: palmadita en la espalda; cheek: mejilla; flesh: carne; seek: buscar; buzzards: buitres;
Subtitles
| 01:35 | Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I'm here tonight as the advocate for Brock Lesnar. |
| 01:52 | Now I understand that every single person up in the tower caters to each and every of Triple H's whims, |
| 02:03 | but I asure you Brock Lesnar is not one of those people. |
| 02:08 | So here's a word that Triple H is probably not used to: |
| 02:15 | No! No, Brock Lesnar will not drop his lawsuit against WWE. |
| 02:26 | No, I will not drop my lawsuit against Triple H. |
| 02:31 | And most importantly, ladies and gentlemen, no, Brock Lesnar will not fight Triple H at SummerSlam. |
| 02:48 | I thank you very much for you kind attention. And Triple H, thank you for your time as well. |
| 04:32 | You know what? I look around here and I can't help but notice we are not in a bingo hall and I'm not one of your cronies from the 90s, drinking your Kool-Aid, Paul. |
| 04:43 | I know what you are. You're a habitual liar. |
| 04:47 | That's the truth. |
| 04:52 | And here's the thing: Brock Lesnar is gonna fight me at SummerSlam... |
| 04:59 | Oh stop. Do you listen to yourself? |
| 05:01 | No, no, no. I'm not gonna listen to me. |
| 05:05 | And I'm not gonna listen to you. I only wanna listen to one guy. And that is Brock Lesnar. |
| 05:11 | I wanna hear Brock Lesnar tell me that he's gonna step up and be a man and fight me at SummerSlam. |
| 05:26 | You wanna know why he is? Because I can give Brock Lesnar what he wants. |
| 05:31 | Brock Lesnar wants to be the star. He wants to be what it's all about, right? Well, I can give that to Brock Lesnar. |
| 05:39 | Take a look. |
| 05:44 | Now that right there that's what SummerSlam will be all about. |
| 05:50 | Brock Lesnar will be the face of that promotion, Paul. Everything he wants. All he's got to do is step up and agree to fight me. |
| 06:09 | You're gonna try to appease Brock Lesnar's ego with that? You're gonna play to Brock Lesnar's ego? Brock Lesnar has no ego. Brock... |
| 06:20 | Ha, Brock Lesnar has no ego? |
| 06:23 | No. |
| 06:24 | Usually you lie better than this, Paul. |
| 06:27 | Brock Lesnar has no ego? The guy that came out here and said he wanted it to be called Monday Night RAW starring Brock Lesnar has no ego? |
| 06:41 | It's all about ego for Brock. You're gonna tell me Brock Lesnar would rather me his money sitting in the court room? |
| 06:49 | For a long time, I might add. I got a whole building full of lawyers salivating over getting you in court. |
| 06:56 | Brock Lesnar is all about ego. |
| 07:03 | And Brock Lesnar will do this because if he doesn't Brock Lesnar is gonna go down as the guy that is scared of Triple H. |
| 07:24 | You're good. I mean, you really are that damn good. |
| 07:31 | You almost had me going. Wow. Wow. I mean, Brock Lesnar is scared of me. SummerSlam... |
| 07:40 | Oh come on! Stop. Please stop. Pretty please stop. I mean, just stop pretending to be a wrestler. |
| 07:51 | Stop playing the asskicker that you used to be. |
| 07:56 | Go back to your ivory tower where everybody caters to your every whim. Go back home to your little princesses and play the King of Kings, |
| 08:07 | because in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's world you're not the king of anything. |
| 08:20 | Are you getting angry at me? Hahahahaha! |
| 08:24 | Are you getting mad? Are you gonna hit me now, big bad wrestler? |
| 08:33 | Is that what you gonna do? You're getting to be more and more like Vince as every single day goes by. |
| 08:42 | And just like I used to push every single one of Vince's buttons, I know how to push your buttons, too. |
| 08:51 | Brock Lesnar is not going to fight you at SummerSlam. And you know, listen, if you want to hit me, go ahead. Go ahead. Hit me right now! Go ahead. |
| 09:01 | I'll take one for Team Lesnar! Because if you even think of hitting me, Brock Lesnar and I are gonna own this joint. |
| 09:11 | And just so you know, in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's WWE we have nothing for you. |
| 09:25 | But I do have something for Stephanie. You know, I... Ah, ah, ah... I can't breath! |
| 09:35 | Au, I can't breath! |
| 09:43 | Go ahead, do it! Do it! |
| 09:50 | I know you, Hunter. You're not gonna hit me. |
| 10:07 | I knew you wouldn't hit me. I knew you wouldn't hit me, because I can outthink you every single time. |
| 10:16 | I know everything you're gonna do long before you do it. |
| 10:22 | You met your match in me. The Cerebral Assassin, eh? |
| 10:27 | I'm smarter than you. I see everything you gonna do from a mile away. |
| 10:54 | Did you see that coming? |
| 11:00 | You tell Brock Lesnar I will see him at SummerSlam. |
| 11:10 | That is unless he's afraid the same thing will happen to him. |
GLOSSARY
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advocate: defensor; cater: atender; whims: caprichos; drop: abandonar; lawsuit: demanda; cronies: amigotes; appease: apaciguar; ivory tower: torre de marfil;
Subtitles
| 00:01 | he's right because that last statement makes you a liar, a hypocrite and a conceded scumbag, congratulations! |
| 09:59 | You can also add that to your résumé. You don't listen to these people tonight, I realize that Montreal is a very honest city. |
| 10:15 | For years WWE has referred to this building as bizzaro world. |
| 10:20 | Quite frankly, you folks are just honest, you tell us how you feel whether it is something that we wanna hear or not. |
| 10:30 | Tonight I'm gonna take a lesson from Montreal and actually hit you in the face with a dose of truth, whether you want to hear it or not. |
| 10:41 | For 300 days you have been WWE Champion, for 300 days that championship has been irrelevant. |
| 10:50 | Month after month you watched main event by main event pass you by and your excuse that there's some sort of weird political conspiracy against you, |
| 11:01 | but the fact is there is no you. |
| 11:08 | You see, you have been here for many, many, many years and the night you made the most noise was ironically the night your microphone was turned silent. |
| 11:22 | Ah, I remember those days. |
| 11:25 | Talk about change, passionate, convicting talk of change and then one triumphant night in Chicago when you were the victor and the universe finally said: 'We get change!' |
| 11:42 | And they were lied to, they were fooled into a false claim because change was not ice cream bars, change was not edgy television. |
| 11:53 | Change wasn't even new talent, all you meant by 'We want change' was 'Make CM Punk a star'. |
| 12:00 | You don't even know who CM Punk is. |
| 12:06 | I remember in those rants that you once said that I'd become what I despise, in reference to success. |
| 12:14 | No, I went from a underdog to an odds-on favorite, but I did it as me. |
| 12:25 | Through all of this, through all of this, the wins, the losses, the championships, the year when I didn't win the big one at WrestleMania, |
| 12:33 | the embarrassment, the humiliate that I've had to stand on my own two feet and do it as me. |
| 12:45 | And there is you. You have changed your ideology numerous times, you stabbed your friends in the back, you borrow colors from Hall of Famers, |
| 12:55 | you steal the elbow of the late Randy Savage. |
| 13:01 | All because you have yet to find you. |
| 13:09 | I'm not saying you are not tough. I've been in the ring with you. And I'm not saying you are not accomplished, |
| 13:14 | but your latest phase of development revolves around this. |
| 13:19 | You think because you have this you are justified of respect. No, the reason you have that and have kept it is by any means necessary |
| 13:27 | and that does not define a champion in my eyes. |
| 13:31 | So at Night of Champions you are going to have to search for a new identity. |
| 13:38 | You been really, really loud these past weeks because you finally realized that at Night of Champions you are in serious jeopardy of losing this. |
| 13:55 | I don't wanna do this but the city of Montreal is kinda owing me a favor so I wanna pay one back to you. |
| 14:02 | I'm a little rusty... ... |
| 14:31 | which means, which means... |
| 14:33 | Which means that you have lowered yourself. You have lowered yourself to their level. |
| 14:39 | To speak their language, to speak the language of the locals. You have lowered yourself. |
| 14:49 | Enough! Enough! Listen up, Jack, I don't lower myself to them because they are the reason we are here! |
| 14:57 | You are an ignorant son of a b*tch! |
| 14:59 | You need a little bit of respect! |
| 15:04 | So, in English, what I said was you say you're gonna win at Night of Champions |
| 15:12 | but I'm just gonna kick your ass! |
GLOSSARY
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accolade: premio; rampant: generalizado; underdog: perdedor; stabbed: apuñalo; late: fallecido; jeopardy: peligro;
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