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martes, 28 de julio de 2015

Kevin Nash 2010:Aprende ingles gratis

Posted by XSaint On 19:09 | 1 comment

Kevin Nash TNA 2010 por XSaintsX
00:02 You know, this new generation of guys around here - Unconscious Creed, AJ, Samoa Joe -
00:18 they're either the most arrogant or they're probably some of the stupidest son of a *** I have ever met.
00:34 I mean: If Joe couldn't see what was coming at Bound For Glory, I guess he didn't remember running his mouth about Scott Hall ten months ago.
00:52 You know, the thing is: If it's the only thing that is stupider than those two sons of a *** it's the people sitting in this place right here.
01:08 They're sittin' back here right now still cheering for me.
01:19 It's gotta be hard, ya know? I've always wondered... I bet that you wondered what it's like to be Kevin Nash.
01:28 You know when I was a little boy, I was told a little story about David and Goliath.
01:35 And Goliath was this monster and David decided that he could beat him, he was this little tiny dude.
01:43 Jack and the Beanstalk: Once again, the giant's this big dumb ogre, Jack outsmarts him. You see, the reason why all you *** have always had disdain for me is because I am not an idiot.
02:03 You know I am a genius. I'm the most intelligent man this business has ever produced.
02:16 And the other thing that kills you is both you and you who are stupid enough to bring your wives - that's right: Right now, they're wondering what it would be like to spend the night with me.
02:34 What would it be like to be thrown around by that big seven-foot monster?
02:45 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and you know, you KNOW that you don't measure up.
02:57 I'm the greatest that's ever been in this ring.
03:03 And the biggest problem you guys got is all of you together - if you pulled your money - you wouldn't have as much as I spend in a strip joint in a month.
03:21 You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it - cause I'm the best thing going today.

GLOSSARY

outsmarts - disdain - don't measure up - pulled
outsmarts: burlar; disdain: desden; don't measure up: no dar la talla; pulled: tirado;

domingo, 19 de julio de 2015


R 5 14 01 3 por wrestlefanatic77
00:00 for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown!
00:18 Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me!
00:48 Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good.
00:54 As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts!
01:17 And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight.
01:32 Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps
on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

miércoles, 19 de noviembre de 2014

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan!
00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he?
00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam.
00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time.
00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho.
01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER!
01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling?
01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother.
01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother.
01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling?
01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!"
01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek?
01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother.
02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother!
02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon.
02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look.
05:08 Bro�-ther�-
05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam?
05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon.
05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother.
05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels.
05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother.
05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother.
05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother.
06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother.
06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother.
06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�-
06:27 Larry King�- Larry King.
06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-.
06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother.
06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�-
07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier
squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

martes, 18 de noviembre de 2014

06:35 Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali.
06:51 The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster.
07:04 Khali has never been a monster.
07:10 I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless.
07:17 It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness.
07:26 The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares!
07:44 He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all.
08:07 Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless
fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

miércoles, 12 de noviembre de 2014


RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize por Lordi72
Subtitles
01:57 You know, I'm, eh... I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now and none of them are all that particularly good, ehm...
02:09 You know, I was asked to do a job, I was asked to be the Showstopper, I was asked to be Mist....
02:27 I was asked to be Mr. WrestleMania and I don't know how I feel about that...
02:43 I had a job to do last night.
02:46 Ric Flair asked for my A-game and that's what I gave him. I have, I have too much respect and love for Ric Flair to have given him anything less.
03:04 I had a chance, last night, to pull the trigger... and I did.
03:14 And now the career of the greatest wrestler who ever lived...
03:25 is over. And I'm the man responsible for it...
03:35 That is a, eh... that's a burden...
03:40 that's another burden that I get to carry with me the rest of my life... Lucky me...
05:19 Look, you did what you had to do and personally, I think it should have been done a long time ago

GLOSSARY

A-game - pull the trigger - burden
A-game: rendimiento; pull the trigger: terminar la accion; burden: carga;
Subtitles
01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch
jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

01:05As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head.
01:16And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up,
01:20I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest.
01:36Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual,
01:42he wouldn't listen.
01:46But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen.
01:56You've been through a lot this year, Jeff.
01:59A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows.
02:10You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended.
02:15You were out having a little too much fun.
02:20Me, on the other hand?
02:23I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury.
02:33But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt!
02:37No one gave a damn about me or my injury.
02:47Everyone wanted to know about Jeff:
02:50Is Jeff getting the help he needs?
02:54Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking?
03:05Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time.
03:08You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs,
03:15you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions.
03:23And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces!
03:37And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff.
03:45You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road,
03:52there was the accident with the pyro...
03:56I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people?
04:03Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person.
04:14But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff.
04:20That was shortly after you got suspended.
04:25You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking,
04:30and you and Beth decided to leave your house.
04:37And while you were gone, you received a call from me.
04:44And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire.
04:50Your house is on fire, man.
04:56And I couldn't go outside and watch it.
05:07I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for:
05:15'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?'
05:28Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack.
05:36He didn't make it.
05:42And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe.
06:12Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it?
06:24I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames.
06:30I found it. It was in a heap of ashes.
06:36And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time.
06:44I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well,
06:49the time is right now.
06:53So I want to give this to you as a token.
06:58As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy.
07:58This is so hard to believe.
08:03You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash..
08:11you tried to blow me up.
08:14I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible.
08:21Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man.
08:26Don't bring up everything I love.
08:30You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt?
08:35You HATE me, Matt, don't you?
08:39You don't love me, you HATE me!
08:42But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy?
08:45You hate yourself more than you could ever know.
08:50Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented...
09:00and so am I.
00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES!
00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot.
00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no...
00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven.
01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me.
01:29 And he has the softest lips.
01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon.
01:47 Danny...
01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel.
01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous...
02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple.
02:27 His mind and spirit are pure.
02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe.
02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling.
03:03 That's a little personal.
03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true.
03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover.
03:33 And at WrestleMania?
03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out.
03:46 And therefore?
03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time.
03:56 Let's hear it for AJ.
04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me!
04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth.
05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad.
05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous?
05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think?
05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward.
05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft?
05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there.
05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania.
06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny...
06:09 My name is Daniel!
06:34 Well, Danny Boy...
06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy.
06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion!
07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up
caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:33Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44It is serious!
01:48Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up
miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;
WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV
00:05As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:10as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:15the fact is he's not coming.
00:18I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here.
00:27It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again.
00:32This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned!
02:20Everything that happened last night is all of your fault.
02:25Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you!
02:33There's no blood on my hands!
02:37Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt,
02:40even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you.
02:46He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him.
02:50You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do.
02:56Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins.
03:06When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you.
03:11Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved!
03:18You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision
03:25the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life!
03:34Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over.
03:47Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding,
03:51and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life.
04:04He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever.
04:14But the ironic thing is:
04:17By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well.
04:23He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves,
04:29with no morals and no integrity
04:33People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE.
04:40You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down.
04:49You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes...
04:56I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up.
05:01Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either!
05:13And as disturbing as this might sound...
05:17I'm actually proud of what I did.
05:24I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night.
05:31And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history,
05:38I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins
footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;
00:54 Sit!
01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame.
01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
01:49 Sit your ass down!
02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:44 Do you have a problem with that?
02:53 No, actually I don't.
02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
03:20 But Bret, you're different.
03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation.
04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
05:32 Now, sign it!
06:30 There we have it. It is official.
06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
07:43 Tell me...
08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this.
08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir
derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;
03:21Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me,
03:25because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion!
03:36I'm not dreaming.
03:40I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people.
03:49All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you.
04:01You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions..
04:04he said some pretty rotten things to you and I.
04:13And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view.
04:21Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be.
04:32Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool.
04:38Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you!
04:50I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since.
04:58Because I'm a human, you all are human
05:01and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be!
05:17Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch.
05:30Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time.
05:36And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight..
05:39is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with.
05:43He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison.
05:53Now John, last time my title reign was way to short
05:57and I don't plan on that happening again.
06:00So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore,
06:04I just want you to get ready!
06:14'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice
06:17and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!
01:35 I am a man who stands up for what he believes in.
01:41 And I believe that I am an honest man, while 99 percent of you are liars and cheaters.
01:50 I believe that I am a true success, whereas 99.9 percent of you have failed in everything you've ever accomplished in trying to do.
02:04 And I believe, by unmasking Rey Mysterio I've actually done him a favor.
02:13 By exposing his true identity I have relieved the weight of deceit off of his shoulders.
02:20 Now Rey Mysterio doesn't have to live his life in the shadows.
02:25 He can walk the streets free, not having to look over his shoulder with ultra-paranoia, always wondering if the mailman on the street or the clerk in the store recognizes him and realizes who he really is.
02:42 In essence, I have set Rey Mysterio free.
02:56 And instead of thanking me like a man, for what I have done for him, he has disappeared like a coward.
03:03 He's ashamed, he's humiliated, he's embarassed right now. But in time he's gonna realize, that he's been redeemed, that he's been led to his salvation by his savior, Chris Jericho.
03:24 And I've exposed Rey Mysterio as a fraud, and I'm gonna let the world know the same thing about CM Punk tonight.
03:32 I am better than CM Punk, because I am the best in the world at what I do.
03:41 I guarantee, I am going to beat CM Punk tonight, and there is nothing that anyone of you is going to be able to do about that.
03:51 Do you understand what I am saying to you, right now?

GLOSSARY

stands up - whereas - relieved - deceit - led
stands up: lucha; whereas: mientras; relieved: aliviado; deceit: dishonest behavior; led: llevado;
01:17 Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
01:41 So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
03:36 THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
03:45 On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
04:11 Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
04:24 NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
04:34 And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
04:56 So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
05:19 And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
05:29 I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:38 Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
05:49 THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
05:56 And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
06:14 But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
06:31 And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
06:40 All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
06:50 If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
07:01 that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
07:11 And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
07:30 Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
7:42 You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
07:53 And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
08:04 I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
08:13 And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
08:18 All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
08:30 You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
08:41 you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
08:54 So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
--:-- [Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
09:44 Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
09:52 D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
10:03 Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
10:18 How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
10:33 WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43 Woooo! Woooo!

GLOSSARY

without further ado - against all odds - of the doubters - singlehandedly - quite an honor - Buck up - your opinions aren't worth a damn - skyrocketing - even - evened - odds - All throughout - larger - I bestow upon you - punchline
without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;