Raw 23 02 09 Y2j vs Ricky the Dragon Steamboat:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

Raw 23 02 09 Part 8 por 2kdam

00:21 You know, Steamboat I also wanna say 'thank you'. I wanna say 'thank you' to the Academy of Arts and Motion Picture Sciences, because last night's Academy Awards proved me right. 00:35 Despite all of his shameless pandering and his kissing of all the butts in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke lost the Oscar. 00:45 And now, he is just like the character he played in 'The Wrestler': he's a loser, a washed-up has-been who is hanging on for one last shot at glory, one last go in the spotlight, deluding himself and thinking he has one chance to make it again. 01:03 He doesn't. And he reminds me a lot of the losers in this business: Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and even you, Steamboat - cause you're a loser. 01:26 I am a man of truth, Steamboat, I tell it like it is and I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When you were wrestling all those classic matches with Ric Flair in the NWA - an organization that according to this company never even existed - you were just Ricky Steamboat. 01:44 It wasn't until you came to the WWE and sold your soul to all of these parasites that you became The Dragon - 01:54 a glorified Karate Kid selling headbands and making poses, feeding into stereotypes. 02:10 And then you eventually came to the ring with a Komodo Dragon literally spitting fire like the circus freak you've become. It was pathetic, but hey: It's all right as long as you're making a paycheck - right, Steamboat? Huh? 02:23 And then when you decided to retire, you ended up just like all the rest: Down and out on your luck, broken, beat-down, dysfunctional family. 02:32 And you know you would have returend to the ring just like Flair and just like Piper. You know you would have done it. But instead, you took a back door route. 02:41 You applied for a job in the WWE, you got one working backstage and now here you are. See, Steamboat, you are a lifelong sellout. 02:51 And now with the Hall of Fame induction the loyal dog gets his bone - just like Flair, just like Piper. 03:00 Except instead of wearing a three-piece suit like those guys or wearing a sequent robe or, or a kilt you have nice suit on - it doesn't make you any less pathetic. So enjoy your moment with all of these hypocrites that are your fans, Steamboat. 03:16 Enjoy it. You're the biggest hypocrite of them all. 03:32 Jericho! 03:39 Do you know what a hypocrite is? You understand that word, that meaning? 03:45 You know, I remember about 20 years ago at an autograph session I remember signing an autograph - for you. 03:59 I also remember how you said that you would have admired me - and that I was your hero. 04:12 You wrote that in your autobiography, Jericho. 04:19 And then about ten years ago, when you came to the WWE, you were the snotty, brat wrestler of a kid that turned down the wrestling fans. 04:34 And then within... within a year, less than a year, you embraced them. 04:42 What did you call them? Jerichoholics? 04:48 Then you spent the next several years turning on them, embracing them, turning on them, embracing them - back and forth so on and so off. 04:59 You know something, Jericho? THAT's a hypocrite. 05:11 Myself, from the very first time I put on my wrestling tights to the day that I retired I didn't change - not once. 05:29 I gave that audience the respect and entertained them every time I came through that curtain. 05:41 I never changed, not once. Now myself, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and the other legends - we know who we are. 06:00 And me coming back working for the WWE behind the scenes to help our young talent, our future superstars to teach them, to coach them, to pass the torch so-to-speak, that's not a sellout. 06:19 I did it because I love this business. 06:29 I don't care what you think of me, it really doesn't matter. 06:36 I'm not a hypocrite, I'm not a sellout, but I am someone you may never be: a Hall of Famer.

GLOSSARY

shameless - pandering - washed-up - hanging - shot - deluding - headbands - sellout - robe - kilt - snotty - brat - tights - torch

shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;

Ric Flair Promo Raw 2/8/07:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

00:04 See you Ric. 00:06 Hey, where are you going? 00:09 Torrie and me, we are going out. 00:10 You're going out? Didn't you lose your match tonight? 00:12 Yeah, but you know, he cheated so it's cool. 00:16 It's cool? You realize it's a Triple Threat Main Event Match tonight going on live on RAW to see who's going to WrestleMania? You're telling me it's cool, your leaving? You're not gonna stay here and watch the show? 00:27 Carlito's not in the Main Event, so why? 00:31 Did you ever stop and think that there is a reason why guys like you - and I'm talking about GUYS LIKE YOU - are not in the Main Event? That's right, why you're not in the Main Event? Because maybe you're a lazy, underachieving son of a bitch - lucky to be walking the halls of this building, lucky to be on the RAW roster! Lucky to be here at all! You're really pissin' me off right now! 00:53 Where's your problem? 00:55 My problem? I'll tell you what my problem is! GUYS LIKE YOU! That they have no passion! No guts! You want all the money, you want all the glory, you wanna fly first class, you wanna walk around with someone like her You don't deserve it! You haven't worked for it! You haven't bled, sweat and paid the price to be here. 01:15 THAT's what's driving me crazy! I'm walking around trying to figure out why GUYS LIKE YOU are taking MY spot? YEAH! GUYS LIKE YOU are taking my spot! I've been here forever and I'm gonna work my ass off to stay here. 01:30 McMahon told me today if I wanna stay I'm gonna have to prove it to him. If you wanna stay you better prove it to yourself. 01:39 It's not cool, it's pathetic! PATHETIC! I'm walking around trying to figure out what my name is and you are LEAVING before the Main Event? Yeah me! 01:50 Sometimes I'm walking around trying to figure out who I am and the whole Goddam world knows who I am. Except me sometimes. And you're leaving?

GLOSSARY

underachieving - halls - pissin' me off

underachieving: bajo rendimiento; halls: pasillos; pissin' me off: enfadandome;

Undertaker Stone Cold and Triple H Part II: Aprende ingles gratis con videos

R 5 14 01 3 por wrestlefanatic77

00:00 for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown! 00:18 Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me! 00:48 Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good. 00:54 As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts! 01:17 And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight. 01:32 Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps

on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

Undertaker, Stone Cold and Triple H Part I:Aprende ingles con videos

R 5 14 01 2 por wrestlefanatic77

00:05 apparently Kane is not the smartest member of his illustrious family. 00:16 You see, because it was pretty simple - all he had to do was one thing - and that was just stay away. 00:27 After the beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin and I gave Kane, all he had to do was sit home, nurse his broken arm and stay outta our business. 00:43 But Kane, well, Kane is not the sharpest man in the world, now, is he. 00:51 Kane had to make his triumphant return... ["Ass-hole"]... 01:12 it won't take but a second for us to come out there and kick all your asses. 01:25 As I was saying, Kane had to make his triumphant return Thursday on SmackDown! 01:33 So you see, Kane, you leave me with no choice but to finish the job we started. 01:40 So I offer you this: Kane, I will give you a shot at the intercontinental title. 01:51 At Judgment Day, you and I will go one on one with the intercontinental championship on the line, and since you and your brother seem to enjoy using chains so much, why don't we make it insteresting, Kane? Why don't we make it a chain match? 02:16 Now I know you're not the smartest man in the world, but even you can understand that. 02:22 So if you've got any guts at all, why don't you come out here and accept my challenge! 02:42 That dumb son of a bitch ain't gonna come down that ramp! 02:49 No no no, he's smart enough to realise, as much as we've been kickin' his ass, he ain't comin' down that ramp! And he ain't dumb enough to accept that challenge. At Judgment Day, I know - I know you're gonna whip his ass, and speakin' of Judgment Day, every�.... 03:11 every single day I walk through an airport, someone says 'hey Stone Cold, I guess you're worried about the Undertaker. He's gonna beat you for the World Wrestling Federation title. He's gonna� 03:27 let me go ahead and bottom line it - the Undertaker ain't got a chance in hell against Stone Cold Steve Austin, because... 03:39 because he ain't got the guts, because he ain't got the talent, and the bottom line is, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin ["Boo"] 03:51 I am the World Wrestling Federation champ and I can't be stopped. 03:56 And you know, last week, Undertaker, you come out here and you set a trap for Stone Cold Steve Austin, right here in this very ring. 04:04 You know you come down here with your chairs, your chains, and all that BS, well let me tell you something - Stone Cold Steve Austin never needed a chair. 04:14 I never needed a chain. I never needed to hit someone from behind, but that's the way you're gonna treat me? 04:22 I am the World Wrestling Federation champion, and I deserve to be treated a lot better than that! 04:33 I'll knock the hell out of every single one of ya. 04:37 And I'll tell you what, I've been thinking in the back and me and Triple H started talking. You know we ain't defended the World Wrestling Federation tag titles since we beat Undertaker and Kane the last time. 04:49 So since they're all high and mighty, they all think they're so damn hot, right here in Cincinnati Ya say that like you're proud to live in this cesspool. 05:09 Like I was saying, right here tonight, Undertaker and Kane, if ya got the guts, why don't ya come out here, and you know what? You know what? ["Boo!"] SHUT UP! 05:24 You ain't gotta come out here, shut up, you ain't gotta come out here and make us famous - oh no no, we're already famous, why don't you bring your asses out here and make us EX-World Wrestling Federation tag team champions. 05:44 I'll tell ya why - because you CAN'T - you can't STOP Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H. 05:56 The truth hurts, don't it. The truth hurts. 06:46 You know, it's kinda loud in here, but I'd be damned if I don't think I heard you call me a coward. 06:57 So let me get this straight with ya right now - I ain't a coward, I'm just a man who's looking

GLOSSARY

sharpest - shot - bottom line - high - mighty - set a trap - cesspool

sharpest: mas agudo; shot: oportunidad; bottom line : punto; high: grandes; mighty: poderosos; set a trap: poner una trampa; cesspool: letrina;

Steven Seagal on Jimmy Kimmel Live - Dec 10 2009: Videos onlie gratis

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00:02 I certainly heard his music, so. 00:04 Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together? 00:08 We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time. 00:13 You should be more careful. 00:17 Stevie is a martial artist. 00:19 He is? 00:22 Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that. 00:30 Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat. 00:33 You have taught him anything? 00:34 He taught me, man. -- Really? 00:38 Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie. 00:40 Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely. 00:44 So -- you were very nice to do something for us. 00:48 We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch. 00:56 Would you agree with that? 00:58 Frightening. 00:59 I think that's another accurate way to put it. 01:03 Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them. 01:08 Not that they need help but to take it to the next level. 01:12 To take them from top notch to top notcher. 01:15 Yeah. 01:16 I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down. 01:19 That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team. 01:37 you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here. 01:40 Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this. 01:43 And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel. 01:47 And she comes in to grab him. 01:49 Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do. 01:51 Grab him. 01:54 That's it? 01:55 No, wait a minute. She went too fast. 01:58 Real bad guys might move fast. 02:05 Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay? 02:13 I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel. 02:20 Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me. 02:28 You're embarrassing me. 02:31 But what's going to happen? 02:34 If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel? 02:37 You are going to stop him this time. 02:44 If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can. 02:47 Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No. 02:54 When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel. 03:04 It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome. 03:18 You ready? And go. 03:21 Okay, I got it. I got it. 03:26 Why are you way back there? 03:28 Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them. 03:32 I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards. 03:36 I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal. 03:43 I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security. 03:47 There you go. 03:48 Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e. 03:51 Thanks, steven. 03:53 We'll be right back with lea michele. 04:06 Hi there, we're back. 04:08 Still to come, eddie pepitone. 04:10 While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls, 04:12 our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now. 04:26 That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle. 04:43 Hi. Congratulations. 04:44 How are you? I'm good. 04:46 How are you? I am great. 04:48 Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit. 04:52 It's about a glee club. It is. 04:53 Are there glee clubs? 04:55 I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ... 05:00 Kids are starting glee clubs. 05:04 Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one? 05:07 I was not -- I was much cooler than that. 05:09 Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band. 05:15 We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know. 05:21 Did we have one? 05:23 Do you still play? 05:26 I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show. 05:35 You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school. 05:40 I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8. 05:48 A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here. 06:00 Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no. 06:05 Seems -- that happens -- that's the story. 06:07 She's a writer now and she's brilliant. 06:09 Okay, good. At least she has something. 06:13 Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend? 06:16 I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate. 06:21 We're sick people. That's why. 06:23 The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no. 06:28 I have a picture Look at the ears! 06:33 Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand. 06:36 Where did they come from?. They're not like that now. 06:39 Um -- you look homeless in this picture. 06:42 Thank you. Thank you. 06:45 I was. -- Character is homeless, right? 06:47 Well, basically, yeah. 06:49 Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8. 06:52 And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right? 06:57 Yeah, pretty big deal. 06:58 And then -- How old were you when that show was running? 07:02 I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was young. 07:09 I did the workshops and stuff like that. 07:10 It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all that. 07:18 That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and? 07:23 Why didn't you come to see it? 07:24 I don't know. Who knows why. 07:27 But -- probably a game on that night or something. 07:30 Probably something like that. 07:31 But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes. 07:36 Did you hear? 07:37 You get that on broadway, people making noises? 07:40 Something just like what just happened. 07:44 I mean, it's pretty amazing. 07:45 It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night. I was like, cover your eyes! 07:54 What did you do? 07:55 It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful. 08:01 But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors? 08:09 No. 08:11 Suddenly you're pregnant on stage. 08:13 You don't know how it happened. No. 08:14 You mean in the audience. 08:16 What do they do? 08:17 My co-star jonathan, he

GLOSSARY

I bump into him - nudge up - top notch - accurate - grab - whip - dabble - twist of fate - homeless

I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.

Shawn Michaels pardoy of Hulk Hogan [Lary King Live Spoof]:Videos online

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan! 00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he? 00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam. 00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time. 00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy? 00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho. 01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER! 01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling? 01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother. 01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother. 01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling? 01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!" 01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek? 01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother. 02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother! 02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon. 02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look. 05:08 Bro�-ther�- 05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam? 05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon. 05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother. 05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels. 05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother. 05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother. 05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother. 06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother. 06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother. 06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�- 06:27 Larry King�- Larry King. 06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-. 06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother. 06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�- 07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier

squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

WWE SMACKDOWN 20/05/11 PART 3/6

0 9:55 When I first came to Smackdown, my goal was to... to write a new chapter in the Book of Ezekiel. 10:03 It was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination. 10:09 I decided... no, I promised myself that I was gonna make an impact. That's why I joined The Corre. 10:20 You know, the first when we came to Smackdown we took this show by force. We... we just took over. 10:29 But because of who? You know, the same night I've hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him. 10:42 It made me think. Do I need The Corre, or do they need me? That's why I left. 10:54 But they just wouldn't let me walk away. 11:02 So for the last... for the last two weeks I've taken a beating. I'm man enough to admid that I've taken a beating. 11:20 But they cannot break me. I'm not a man that could be broken. 11:30 They've unleashed... they've unleashed a force that cannot be stopped, that will not be stopped. 11:37 I will not rest, I will not sleep until they've all suffered. 11:46 Wade Barrett, you will be the first to suffer. It is written in the Book of Ezekiel that the reign of your championship will come to an end. Because I am the personification of domination.

GLOSSARY

tale - hoisted - slammed - unleashed

tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;

WWE SmackDown 21 08 09 Parte 3:Videos Online para aprender ingles gratis

06:35 Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali. 06:51 The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster. 07:04 Khali has never been a monster. 07:10 I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless. 07:17 It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness. 07:26 The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares! 07:44 He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all. 08:07 Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless

fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize

RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize por Lordi72

Subtitles 01:57 You know, I'm, eh... I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now and none of them are all that particularly good, ehm... 02:09 You know, I was asked to do a job, I was asked to be the Showstopper, I was asked to be Mist.... 02:27 I was asked to be Mr. WrestleMania and I don't know how I feel about that... 02:43 I had a job to do last night. 02:46 Ric Flair asked for my A-game and that's what I gave him. I have, I have too much respect and love for Ric Flair to have given him anything less. 03:04 I had a chance, last night, to pull the trigger... and I did. 03:14 And now the career of the greatest wrestler who ever lived... 03:25 is over. And I'm the man responsible for it... 03:35 That is a, eh... that's a burden... 03:40 that's another burden that I get to carry with me the rest of my life... Lucky me... 05:19 Look, you did what you had to do and personally, I think it should have been done a long time ago

GLOSSARY

A-game - pull the trigger - burden

A-game: rendimiento; pull the trigger: terminar la accion; burden: carga;

The Rock Segment (RAW 6/14/99):Videos online gratis con subtitulos

Subtitles 01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester! 01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing. 01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel! 01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies? 01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head? 02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE! 02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking', 02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky' 03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist: 03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands. 03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass! 04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash. 04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio. 04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock. 04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept. 05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute. 05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that. 05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender? 05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear! 05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem. 05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious. 05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock? 06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking! 06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker. 07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch

jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

Ian Somerhalder on Regis & Kelly 1-18-2010: Ingles online con videos

00:03 [applause] vampires are still hot, you know? 00:04 they really are. You can't beat a good vampire. 00:06 our next guest plays a bad boy blood sucker Damon Salvatore from the cw hit series The Vampire Diaries please welcome ian somerhalder. 00:20 ian, look at you! Good to see you. how are you, buddy? -- Good to see you. 00:25 Hi -- hi. 00:26 Good to see you. -- I like your vampire entrance music. -- Thank you. 00:32 Oh, Ian Ian. Yeah, it is good see you -- Good to see you as well 00:35 everybody knows it's vampire walk-on music. 00:40 That's what I -- I hear that in my sleep. 00:43 ian's originally from new orleans. Modeled there for a long time. And wound up here in new york city. Still modeling, huh? 00:51 At the time, yes. It's a long time ago. 00:53 yeah, sure. 00:54 And I just past the building I was living in. -- Oh really? 00:57 This is like 1995. 00:59 Yeah you lived in one of those model houses with a bunch of models? 01:02 Yeah, it was pretty cool when you're 16 and I don't think anyone was over 20. -- right. Of course not. 01:12 Sheet metal. Summertime. 01:14 tanning. -- Oh, yeah. 01:17 feeling good and looking strong. 01:20 no food in the refrigerator. No. 01:23 The 3-year-old bottle of mustard. 01:26 that's it.That's right. 01:30 But since then, things have changed and you've done quite well including you were on "lost" for a year, right? Which has become a big abc hit. 01:39 it is. And I was here. 01:41 that's right. Right after they killed me. This was my last stop. 01:46 did the dinosaur get you? -- yeah. 01:49 Dinosaur. tell me the truth. You don't care anymore. 01:51 You're off the show. 01:53 Do me a favor. Tell me the truth. What is killing off all the people on the island? You don't care. 02:59 You're on another series, another network. 02:01 Is it a dinosaur or not? 02:03 the flu. 02:04 the flu? 02:06 I keep seeing the shadow of a dinosaur. 02:10 I fell 30,000 feet off a 767 and survived. 02:15 And I fell 30,000 out of a beach craft and died. 02:21 I don't know. 02:22 listen. I used to work on a soap opera and I know that death is not enough to kill a character. 02:28 Are you coming back? -- I am. 02:30 I knew it! Death never kills anybody on a tv show. 02:34 I'm really thankful and really happy that those guys figured that all out. It's fun. I flew back. I already we want back. 02:41 10-Hour night there, 10-hour flight back and then I was on the ground for 24 hours. 02:47 So in a 40-hour period. 02:48 we're talking about Lost -- yeah. 02:51 is it a flashback? 02:54 you can't reveal. What if ... 02:55 Damon would shoot me. -- Really? 02:59 I can be persuaded ... 03:01 make him talk. 03:02 We're going to take a break and come back and talk about "the ..... 03:10 deeply. 03:12 back now with ian somerhalder. 03:15 We're going to talk about this new series now, "the vampire series" but there was another series a few years ago before this. 03:23 "Trueblood," that you went up for. -- Oh, no. 03:24 And what happened there? 03:27 I bombed the audition with alan ball. 03:29 what does that mean? 03:31 I just couldn't... I couldn't... I just... I blew it. 03:36 And I couldn't... and I was reallybummed and I couldn't watch "trueblood" at all. 03:43 Because I was really sad. 03:45 So that along comes "the vampire diaries" and you give it another try. 03:48 And I got this one -- Really? 03:49 Was hard, but I got it. 03:51 And now, I can watch "true blood" 03:58 when I was acting and like any job that I auditioned for that I didn't get, i couldn't watch and eventually, i threw my television off the window. 04:07 I couldn't even watch commercials. 04:09 I think there's a legality factor. 04:12 but vampires continue to be hot, right? 04:13 The audiences love them. 04:15 It's an interesting thing. yeah. 04:20 is there anything different about your vampire in this, "the vampire diaries" series? 04:24 As an anecdote about my vampire ... 04:26 Vampires are vampires, right? 04:28 No, mine is the coolest one though. 04:30 what makes your vampire so cool? 04:33 Because he -- I don't know. He dresses well. Gets all the girls. 04:38 yeah. 04:38 He's got the best lines. 04:39 Kevin Williamson likes the best lines. 04:41 He is such a good dialog writer ... he writes the best conversations. 04:46 he is the best. Does the best. 04:47 but this is about a high school girl who is in love? 04:50 Yeah, really original story. 04:56 mortal girl finds herself in love with a vampire. 05:01 And then sort of in this weird triangle with him and his brother. -- a-ha. 05:07 oh, you're the brother. 05:10 You're the brother and you're also the vampire. 05:12 I'm the brother and the vampire. 05:14 We're having so much fun doing this. 05:16 I want to know when did vampires become sexy and not scary? 05:20 I remember being afraid of vampires. -- Yeah. 05:22 When I was a kid, I remember it being scary. 05:33 bites you right in the throat. 05:36 You want me to? 05:35 but all of a sudden, you get a good-looking guy like this. 05:39 do you think that count chocula paved the way? 05:43 I think he sweetened the deal. 05:47 that is good. 05:50 Good one. 05:51 well "the vampire diaries on the cw. Ian, good luck on this one, baby, ok? -- Thanks. 06:00 I don't think I'm going to die now. -- no. -- Don't you die.

GLOSSARY

wound up - tanning - mustard - soap opera - I blew it - bummed - sweetened

wound up: termino; tanning: bronceado; mustard: mostaza; soap opera: telenovela; I blew it: lo arruine; bummed: deprimido; sweetened: endulzo;

Jim Carrey on David Letterman 2013 : Ingles Online gratis con videos

00:02 Yeah 00:07 Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much. 00:10 Is there something different about you? Yeah. 00:13 Have you lost weight? What's going on here? 00:51 I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave. 00:18 Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television. 00:23 Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet. 00:27 Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using. 00:32 I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn! 00:40 I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn. 00:46 This entire audience is pregnant! 00:49 Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense. 00:57 Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings. 01:02 You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey. 01:09 Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you. 01:20 I'll feed it right to you. Sure. 01:23 So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived 01:25 I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ... 01:33 Can you elaborate on this? 01:36 It's a feeling like you're in heaven already. 01:38 Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us. 01:45 It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know? 01:55 just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen. 02:00 It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong. 02:07 It's really here. 02:08 And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer. 02:12 For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know. 02:15 Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second? 02:19 Hi biff. - Henderson. 02:23 For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure. 02:35 he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there. 02:43 But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure. 02:49 Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes. 02:55 That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova. 03:00 That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah. 03:05 Now look at me. 03:06 Yeah, let's see.

GLOSSARY

growth spurt - seemingly - little dab - rub it in - wings - once in a while - forgiveness

growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeño toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;

Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE Raw - Bret Hart and Mr McMahons contract signing 15-03-2010 FULL:Ingles gratis con videos subtitulados en ingles

00:54 Sit! 01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring 01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business. 01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this 01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame. 01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince. 01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame. 01:49 Sit your ass down! 02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down. 02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon, 02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father, 02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys. 02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce, 02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:44 Do you have a problem with that? 02:53 No, actually I don't. 02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there, 03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict. 03:20 But Bret, you're different. 03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict. 03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward, 03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania. 03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have. 04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken. 04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon. 04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match. 04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT! 04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre. 04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation. 04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that? 04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah! 05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret' 05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret. 05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret. 05:32 Now, sign it! 06:30 There we have it. It is official. 06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match. 06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'. 06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life. 07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you. 07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself. 07:43 Tell me... 08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this. 08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt. 08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg. 08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business. 08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent. 08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match, 08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth. 08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'. 08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir

derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;