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martes, 28 de julio de 2015

00:04 See you Ric.
00:06 Hey, where are you going?
00:09 Torrie and me, we are going out.
00:10 You're going out? Didn't you lose your match tonight?
00:12 Yeah, but you know, he cheated so it's cool.
00:16 It's cool? You realize it's a Triple Threat Main Event Match tonight going on live on RAW to see who's going to WrestleMania? You're telling me it's cool, your leaving? You're not gonna stay here and watch the show?
00:27 Carlito's not in the Main Event, so why?
00:31 Did you ever stop and think that there is a reason why guys like you - and I'm talking about GUYS LIKE YOU - are not in the Main Event? That's right, why you're not in the Main Event? Because maybe you're a lazy, underachieving son of a bitch - lucky to be walking the halls of this building, lucky to be on the RAW roster! Lucky to be here at all! You're really pissin' me off right now!
00:53 Where's your problem?
00:55 My problem? I'll tell you what my problem is! GUYS LIKE YOU! That they have no passion! No guts! You want all the money, you want all the glory, you wanna fly first class, you wanna walk around with someone like her You don't deserve it! You haven't worked for it! You haven't bled, sweat and paid the price to be here.
01:15 THAT's what's driving me crazy! I'm walking around trying to figure out why GUYS LIKE YOU are taking MY spot? YEAH! GUYS LIKE YOU are taking my spot! I've been here forever and I'm gonna work my ass off to stay here.
01:30 McMahon told me today if I wanna stay I'm gonna have to prove it to him. If you wanna stay you better prove it to yourself.
01:39 It's not cool, it's pathetic! PATHETIC! I'm walking around trying to figure out what my name is and you are LEAVING before the Main Event? Yeah me!
01:50 Sometimes I'm walking around trying to figure out who I am and the whole Goddam world knows who I am. Except me sometimes. And you're leaving?

GLOSSARY

underachieving - halls - pissin' me off
underachieving: bajo rendimiento; halls: pasillos; pissin' me off: enfadandome;

domingo, 19 de julio de 2015


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00:00 for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown!
00:18 Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me!
00:48 Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good.
00:54 As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts!
01:17 And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight.
01:32 Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps
on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

lunes, 15 de diciembre de 2014

--VIDEO--
00:02 I certainly heard his music, so.
00:04 Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together?
00:08 We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time.
00:13 You should be more careful.
00:17 Stevie is a martial artist.
00:19 He is?
00:22 Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that.
00:30 Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat.
00:33 You have taught him anything?
00:34 He taught me, man. -- Really?
00:38 Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie.
00:40 Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely.
00:44 So -- you were very nice to do something for us.
00:48 We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch.
00:56 Would you agree with that?
00:58 Frightening.
00:59 I think that's another accurate way to put it.
01:03 Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them.
01:08 Not that they need help but to take it to the next level.
01:12 To take them from top notch to top notcher.
01:15 Yeah.
01:16 I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down.
01:19 That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team.
01:37 you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here.
01:40 Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this.
01:43 And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel.
01:47 And she comes in to grab him.
01:49 Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do.
01:51 Grab him.
01:54 That's it?
01:55 No, wait a minute. She went too fast.
01:58 Real bad guys might move fast.
02:05 Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay?
02:13 I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel.
02:20 Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me.
02:28 You're embarrassing me.
02:31 But what's going to happen?
02:34 If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel?
02:37 You are going to stop him this time.
02:44 If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can.
02:47 Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No.
02:54 When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel.
03:04 It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome.
03:18 You ready? And go.
03:21 Okay, I got it. I got it.
03:26 Why are you way back there?
03:28 Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them.
03:32 I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards.
03:36 I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal.
03:43 I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security.
03:47 There you go.
03:48 Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e.
03:51 Thanks, steven.
03:53 We'll be right back with lea michele.
04:06 Hi there, we're back.
04:08 Still to come, eddie pepitone.
04:10 While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls,
04:12 our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now.
04:26 That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle.
04:43 Hi. Congratulations.
04:44 How are you? I'm good.
04:46 How are you? I am great.
04:48 Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit.
04:52 It's about a glee club. It is.
04:53 Are there glee clubs?
04:55 I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ...
05:00 Kids are starting glee clubs.
05:04 Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one?
05:07 I was not -- I was much cooler than that.
05:09 Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band.
05:15 We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know.
05:21 Did we have one?
05:23 Do you still play?
05:26 I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show.
05:35 You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school.
05:40 I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8.
05:48 A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here.
06:00 Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no.
06:05 Seems -- that happens -- that's the story.
06:07 She's a writer now and she's brilliant.
06:09 Okay, good. At least she has something.
06:13 Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend?
06:16 I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate.
06:21 We're sick people. That's why.
06:23 The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no.
06:28 I have a picture Look at the ears!
06:33 Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand.
06:36 Where did they come from?. They're not like that now.
06:39 Um -- you look homeless in this picture.
06:42 Thank you. Thank you.
06:45 I was. -- Character is homeless, right?
06:47 Well, basically, yeah.
06:49 Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8.
06:52 And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right?
06:57 Yeah, pretty big deal.
06:58 And then -- How old were you when that show was running?
07:02 I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was young.
07:09 I did the workshops and stuff like that.
07:10 It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all that.
07:18 That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and?
07:23 Why didn't you come to see it?
07:24 I don't know. Who knows why.
07:27 But -- probably a game on that night or something.
07:30 Probably something like that.
07:31 But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes.
07:36 Did you hear?
07:37 You get that on broadway, people making noises?
07:40 Something just like what just happened.
07:44 I mean, it's pretty amazing.
07:45 It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night.
I was like, cover your eyes!
07:54 What did you do?
07:55 It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful.
08:01 But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors?
08:09 No.
08:11 Suddenly you're pregnant on stage.
08:13 You don't know how it happened. No.
08:14 You mean in the audience.
08:16 What do they do?
08:17 My co-star jonathan, he

GLOSSARY

I bump into him - nudge up - top notch - accurate - grab - whip - dabble - twist of fate - homeless
I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.

miércoles, 19 de noviembre de 2014

WWE SMACKDOWN 20/05/11 PART 3/6

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0 9:55 When I first came to Smackdown, my goal was to... to write a new chapter in the Book of Ezekiel.
10:03 It was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination.
10:09 I decided... no, I promised myself that I was gonna make an impact. That's why I joined The Corre.
10:20 You know, the first when we came to Smackdown we took this show by force. We... we just took over.
10:29 But because of who? You know, the same night I've hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him.
10:42 It made me think. Do I need The Corre, or do they need me? That's why I left.
10:54 But they just wouldn't let me walk away.
11:02 So for the last... for the last two weeks I've taken a beating. I'm man enough to admid that I've taken a beating.
11:20 But they cannot break me. I'm not a man that could be broken.
11:30 They've unleashed... they've unleashed a force that cannot be stopped, that will not be stopped.
11:37 I will not rest, I will not sleep until they've all suffered.
11:46 Wade Barrett, you will be the first to suffer. It is written in the Book of Ezekiel that the reign of your championship will come to an end. Because I am the personification of domination.

GLOSSARY

tale - hoisted - slammed - unleashed
tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;

martes, 18 de noviembre de 2014

06:35 Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali.
06:51 The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster.
07:04 Khali has never been a monster.
07:10 I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless.
07:17 It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness.
07:26 The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares!
07:44 He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all.
08:07 Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless
fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

miércoles, 12 de noviembre de 2014

Subtitles
01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch
jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES!
00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot.
00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no...
00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven.
01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me.
01:29 And he has the softest lips.
01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon.
01:47 Danny...
01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel.
01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous...
02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple.
02:27 His mind and spirit are pure.
02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe.
02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling.
03:03 That's a little personal.
03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true.
03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover.
03:33 And at WrestleMania?
03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out.
03:46 And therefore?
03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time.
03:56 Let's hear it for AJ.
04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me!
04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth.
05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad.
05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous?
05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think?
05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward.
05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft?
05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there.
05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania.
06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny...
06:09 My name is Daniel!
06:34 Well, Danny Boy...
06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy.
06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion!
07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up
caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:33Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44It is serious!
01:48Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up
miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;
01:35 I am a man who stands up for what he believes in.
01:41 And I believe that I am an honest man, while 99 percent of you are liars and cheaters.
01:50 I believe that I am a true success, whereas 99.9 percent of you have failed in everything you've ever accomplished in trying to do.
02:04 And I believe, by unmasking Rey Mysterio I've actually done him a favor.
02:13 By exposing his true identity I have relieved the weight of deceit off of his shoulders.
02:20 Now Rey Mysterio doesn't have to live his life in the shadows.
02:25 He can walk the streets free, not having to look over his shoulder with ultra-paranoia, always wondering if the mailman on the street or the clerk in the store recognizes him and realizes who he really is.
02:42 In essence, I have set Rey Mysterio free.
02:56 And instead of thanking me like a man, for what I have done for him, he has disappeared like a coward.
03:03 He's ashamed, he's humiliated, he's embarassed right now. But in time he's gonna realize, that he's been redeemed, that he's been led to his salvation by his savior, Chris Jericho.
03:24 And I've exposed Rey Mysterio as a fraud, and I'm gonna let the world know the same thing about CM Punk tonight.
03:32 I am better than CM Punk, because I am the best in the world at what I do.
03:41 I guarantee, I am going to beat CM Punk tonight, and there is nothing that anyone of you is going to be able to do about that.
03:51 Do you understand what I am saying to you, right now?

GLOSSARY

stands up - whereas - relieved - deceit - led
stands up: lucha; whereas: mientras; relieved: aliviado; deceit: dishonest behavior; led: llevado;
01:17 Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
01:41 So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
03:36 THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
03:45 On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
04:11 Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
04:24 NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
04:34 And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
04:56 So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
05:19 And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
05:29 I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:38 Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
05:49 THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
05:56 And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
06:14 But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
06:31 And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
06:40 All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
06:50 If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
07:01 that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
07:11 And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
07:30 Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
7:42 You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
07:53 And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
08:04 I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
08:13 And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
08:18 All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
08:30 You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
08:41 you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
08:54 So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
--:-- [Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
09:44 Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
09:52 D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
10:03 Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
10:18 How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
10:33 WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43 Woooo! Woooo!

GLOSSARY

without further ado - against all odds - of the doubters - singlehandedly - quite an honor - Buck up - your opinions aren't worth a damn - skyrocketing - even - evened - odds - All throughout - larger - I bestow upon you - punchline
without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;
01:08 Take a note, America. This is the response that you give to a superstar like me.
01:25 Now I know that you all know about the draft lottery next week.
01:39 And I've been looking over the SmackDown roster and it seems to me that they're missing - they're missing something. Check it out:
01:54 They've got Americans.
01:59 They've got Mexicans.
02:03 They've got Japanese.
02:06 They've got Frenchmen.
02:10 They've got a giant.
02:13 They've got a stu-stu-stutterer.
02:19 They've got a dead man.
02:25 They've got a rapping hip-hop poser champion...
02:36 ...that couldn't make me say 'I quit' even if he forced me to listen to his lame ass CD, John Cena.
02:51 But what they're missing, what they don't have is a Canadian.
03:04 A Canadian that would kick the holy living hell out of anybody on SmackDown.
03:16 So, after next week, either I stay here on RAW - or SmackDown will be getting an injection of the three C's - Charisma, Canada - and Christian.

GLOSSARY

lame
lame: no satisfactorio;

viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

Este video fue un poco mas dificil de subtitular tengo que agradecer la ayuda de mi amiga Melanie que me ayudo con el video. Thanks so much Melanie.
00:01You know, Kane has not arrived here yet,
00:03but I'm told that he will be escorted by a team of police officers,
00:07straight from his home to the ring.
00:09And when he does get here, I'll be here to give you a report.
00:12They're out here waiting for Kane?.
00:15What's the big deal about him? Everyone is talking about him.
00:18The big deal tonight is Chris Jericho getting his WrestleMania revenge over Shawn Michael's right here in Los Angeles.
00:25Yeah, people aren't paying to see Kane, Terry.
00:28They're paying to see 2 things:
00:29Chris Jericho, the highlight of the night,
00:33the king of bling-bling beating Shawn Michaels and the pain to see Steve Austin
00:38in his last night as RAW general manager,
00:41thanks to my brilliant idea of sending the petition to leaving the band last week.
00:46I'm in such a good mood, I feel like singing and dancing.
00:50I changed a couple words 'cause Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
00:52A little bit seedy?. So here it is:
00:54Hooray for Jericho! The king of bling-bling is here!
00:58Hooray for Jericho! Shawn Michaels getting beaten tonight right here, here

GLOSSARY

highlight - the king of bling-bling - I'm in such a good mood - Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be
highlight: destacado; king of bling-bling: another term for expensive, often flashy jewelry, bling-bling was mainly used by black rappers, the king of bling-bling, he is saying he's rich, he's successful; I'm in such a good mood: I'm really happy; Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be: Hollywood isn't what it appears, its reality is different from its reputation;
Subtitles
02:18I will never get tired of that.
02:27For those of you that may have missed it:
02:29last night on raw it's true,
02:33I am being forced to retire.
02:40And what it's made me do is really
02:44open my eyes to everything again, you know, and really, really soak all of these experiences up.
02:50Almost like I'm seeing it all again for the very first time.
02:57Like my entrance, I uhh,
03:02you know I've been involved in some of the most insane matches in the history of the WWE.
03:13Some of the most insane moments whether it was helping to create the TLC Match - tables, ladders and chairs -
03:24whether it was 20-foot super-spears,
03:28diving into a flaming tables with thumbtacks in my back,
03:33whether it was Elimination Chamber matches or Hell in a Cell Matches against The Undertaker.
03:41No matter what, every time that I was going into a match like that or
03:47I have taken red eye flights and been up all night and two days because of our travel schedule, no matter what:
03:52As soon as I came down that ramp with my music playing - which I may be biased but I think is the coolest music in the WWE,
04:03so I gotta thank the guys from Alter Bridge for give me that song
04:08No matter what, as soon as I came out and hearing you guys,
04:13hearing all of you just feeding me that energy...
04:45Every time, every time I came out there you gave me goosebumps.
04:51And I have to do that one more time.
04:56So if you guys will bear with me, I'm going back up there and I'm running out here and I'm going to do that one last time.
07:05Man I got out of shape already, that tired me out.
07:14Listen, I—Since I announced my retirement,
07:20the outpouring from everybody in the WWE Universe it's been insane, it's been awesome.
07:31And a lot of people are sad and disappointed that my career is forced to come to an end.
07:39But you know what: I think, I think everybody is actually happy and very positive about the fact that
07:45the WWE and our team of doctors caught this before I was in a Ladder Match and I landed
07:51and couldn't get up. So that's good, that's a positive, I'm happy about that.
08:07I'm happy about looking at the rest of my life from here.
08:10I'm happy about the fact that me and my girl are gonna get the dogs and go hiking in the mountains,
08:15go surfing down in Nicaragua, I can't wait.
08:22I'm happy about the fact that I get to wear my two suits
08:26I'm not much of a suit guy as I can tell, but I thought that when I go out I might as well go out in style.
08:36And by the way I bought it for 100 bucks at JC Penney.
08:46I'm happy that I got to come to Albany.
08:54I really am. And I'm not just blowing smoke here, because Albany,
08:59it holds a special place for me, because this is where I won my very first WWE Championship.
09:12It's a little known fact but I was sitting in Albany in a rental car when I came up with the name Edge.
09:21And what makes me most happy - and this is gonna be the tough part -
09:25is that my mom is with me here tonight.
09:34There she is right there. There she is.
09:42She is gonna be all shy and timid, but this is the strongest woman I've ever met.
09:51That woman right there...
10:06she instilled the strength in me to make it this far, to come through the broken necks, the torn achilles tendons.
10:11If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be standing here right now,
10:15without her support over the years, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:22So everybody in here: Maybe give your mums a call tonight, alright?
10:30And I'm happy to be here in front of all of you.
10:38You know I don't want it to get all sappy and corny - even though I guess it already has -
10:44but to me this World Heavyweight Championship,
10:50it has meant everything to me. Absolutely everything. I—I've worked my entire career to hold this.
10:59But it's not just mine, it never has been, it's not anyone else's in the locker room.
11:06To me, each and everyone of you holds a piece of this, it's symbolic.
11:19But now it's time for me to come out here and do what I have to do,
11:28and that is relinquish the World Heavyweight Championship.
11:37Oh it's cool, it's cool, I gotta do it, man.
11:44In closing, I really really just, I wanna thank all of you
11:51because this has been one hell of a career,
12:01it's been one hell of a ride. Thank you. Thank you very much.

GLOSSARY

soak up - thumbtacks - goosebumps - bear - outpouring - instilled
soak up: feeling something enjoyable; thumbtacks: tachuelas; goosebumps: little bumps that appear on your arm when you feel cold, are scared, or sexually excited.; bear: support; outpouring: effusion; instill: To introduce by gradual, persistent efforts;
Subtitles
01:35 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I'm here tonight as the advocate for Brock Lesnar.
01:52 Now I understand that every single person up in the tower caters to each and every of Triple H's whims,
02:03 but I asure you Brock Lesnar is not one of those people.
02:08 So here's a word that Triple H is probably not used to:
02:15 No! No, Brock Lesnar will not drop his lawsuit against WWE.
02:26 No, I will not drop my lawsuit against Triple H.
02:31 And most importantly, ladies and gentlemen, no, Brock Lesnar will not fight Triple H at SummerSlam.
02:48 I thank you very much for you kind attention. And Triple H, thank you for your time as well.
04:32 You know what? I look around here and I can't help but notice we are not in a bingo hall and I'm not one of your cronies from the 90s, drinking your Kool-Aid, Paul.
04:43 I know what you are. You're a habitual liar.
04:47 That's the truth.
04:52 And here's the thing: Brock Lesnar is gonna fight me at SummerSlam...
04:59 Oh stop. Do you listen to yourself?
05:01 No, no, no. I'm not gonna listen to me.
05:05 And I'm not gonna listen to you. I only wanna listen to one guy. And that is Brock Lesnar.
05:11 I wanna hear Brock Lesnar tell me that he's gonna step up and be a man and fight me at SummerSlam.
05:26 You wanna know why he is? Because I can give Brock Lesnar what he wants.
05:31 Brock Lesnar wants to be the star. He wants to be what it's all about, right? Well, I can give that to Brock Lesnar.
05:39 Take a look.
05:44 Now that right there that's what SummerSlam will be all about.
05:50 Brock Lesnar will be the face of that promotion, Paul. Everything he wants. All he's got to do is step up and agree to fight me.
06:09 You're gonna try to appease Brock Lesnar's ego with that? You're gonna play to Brock Lesnar's ego? Brock Lesnar has no ego. Brock...
06:20 Ha, Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:23 No.
06:24 Usually you lie better than this, Paul.
06:27 Brock Lesnar has no ego? The guy that came out here and said he wanted it to be called Monday Night RAW starring Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:41 It's all about ego for Brock. You're gonna tell me Brock Lesnar would rather me his money sitting in the court room?
06:49 For a long time, I might add. I got a whole building full of lawyers salivating over getting you in court.
06:56 Brock Lesnar is all about ego.
07:03 And Brock Lesnar will do this because if he doesn't Brock Lesnar is gonna go down as the guy that is scared of Triple H.
07:24 You're good. I mean, you really are that damn good.
07:31 You almost had me going. Wow. Wow. I mean, Brock Lesnar is scared of me. SummerSlam...
07:40 Oh come on! Stop. Please stop. Pretty please stop. I mean, just stop pretending to be a wrestler.
07:51 Stop playing the asskicker that you used to be.
07:56 Go back to your ivory tower where everybody caters to your every whim. Go back home to your little princesses and play the King of Kings,
08:07 because in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's world you're not the king of anything.
08:20 Are you getting angry at me? Hahahahaha!
08:24 Are you getting mad? Are you gonna hit me now, big bad wrestler?
08:33 Is that what you gonna do? You're getting to be more and more like Vince as every single day goes by.
08:42 And just like I used to push every single one of Vince's buttons, I know how to push your buttons, too.
08:51 Brock Lesnar is not going to fight you at SummerSlam. And you know, listen, if you want to hit me, go ahead. Go ahead. Hit me right now! Go ahead.
09:01 I'll take one for Team Lesnar! Because if you even think of hitting me, Brock Lesnar and I are gonna own this joint.
09:11 And just so you know, in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's WWE we have nothing for you.
09:25 But I do have something for Stephanie. You know, I... Ah, ah, ah... I can't breath!
09:35 Au, I can't breath!
09:43 Go ahead, do it! Do it!
09:50 I know you, Hunter. You're not gonna hit me.
10:07 I knew you wouldn't hit me. I knew you wouldn't hit me, because I can outthink you every single time.
10:16 I know everything you're gonna do long before you do it.
10:22 You met your match in me. The Cerebral Assassin, eh?
10:27 I'm smarter than you. I see everything you gonna do from a mile away.
10:54 Did you see that coming?
11:00 You tell Brock Lesnar I will see him at SummerSlam.
11:10 That is unless he's afraid the same thing will happen to him.

GLOSSARY

advocate - cater - whims - drop - lawsuit - cronies - appease - ivory tower
advocate: defensor; cater: atender; whims: caprichos; drop: abandonar; lawsuit: demanda; cronies: amigotes; appease: apaciguar; ivory tower: torre de marfil;