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martes, 28 de julio de 2015


Raw 23 02 09 Part 8 por 2kdam
00:21 You know, Steamboat I also wanna say 'thank you'. I wanna say 'thank you' to the Academy of Arts and Motion Picture Sciences, because last night's Academy Awards proved me right.
00:35 Despite all of his shameless pandering and his kissing of all the butts in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke lost the Oscar.
00:45 And now, he is just like the character he played in 'The Wrestler': he's a loser, a washed-up has-been who is hanging on for one last shot at glory, one last go in the spotlight, deluding himself and thinking he has one chance to make it again.
01:03 He doesn't. And he reminds me a lot of the losers in this business: Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and even you, Steamboat - cause you're a loser.
01:26 I am a man of truth, Steamboat, I tell it like it is and I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When you were wrestling all those classic matches with Ric Flair in the NWA - an organization that according to this company never even existed - you were just Ricky Steamboat.
01:44 It wasn't until you came to the WWE and sold your soul to all of these parasites that you became The Dragon -
01:54 a glorified Karate Kid selling headbands and making poses, feeding into stereotypes.
02:10 And then you eventually came to the ring with a Komodo Dragon literally spitting fire like the circus freak you've become. It was pathetic, but hey: It's all right as long as you're making a paycheck - right, Steamboat? Huh?
02:23 And then when you decided to retire, you ended up just like all the rest: Down and out on your luck, broken, beat-down, dysfunctional family.
02:32 And you know you would have returend to the ring just like Flair and just like Piper. You know you would have done it. But instead, you took a back door route.
02:41 You applied for a job in the WWE, you got one working backstage and now here you are. See, Steamboat, you are a lifelong sellout.
02:51 And now with the Hall of Fame induction the loyal dog gets his bone - just like Flair, just like Piper.
03:00 Except instead of wearing a three-piece suit like those guys or wearing a sequent robe or, or a kilt you have nice suit on - it doesn't make you any less pathetic. So enjoy your moment with all of these hypocrites that are your fans, Steamboat.
03:16 Enjoy it. You're the biggest hypocrite of them all.
03:32 Jericho!
03:39 Do you know what a hypocrite is? You understand that word, that meaning?
03:45 You know, I remember about 20 years ago at an autograph session I remember signing an autograph - for you.
03:59 I also remember how you said that you would have admired me - and that I was your hero.
04:12 You wrote that in your autobiography, Jericho.
04:19 And then about ten years ago, when you came to the WWE, you were the snotty, brat wrestler of a kid that turned down the wrestling fans.
04:34 And then within... within a year, less than a year, you embraced them.
04:42 What did you call them? Jerichoholics?
04:48 Then you spent the next several years turning on them, embracing them, turning on them, embracing them - back and forth so on and so off.
04:59 You know something, Jericho? THAT's a hypocrite.
05:11 Myself, from the very first time I put on my wrestling tights to the day that I retired I didn't change - not once.
05:29 I gave that audience the respect and entertained them every time I came through that curtain.
05:41 I never changed, not once. Now myself, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and the other legends - we know who we are.
06:00 And me coming back working for the WWE behind the scenes to help our young talent, our future superstars to teach them, to coach them, to pass the torch so-to-speak, that's not a sellout.
06:19 I did it because I love this business.
06:29 I don't care what you think of me, it really doesn't matter.
06:36 I'm not a hypocrite, I'm not a sellout, but I am someone you may never be: a Hall of Famer.

GLOSSARY

shameless - pandering - washed-up - hanging - shot - deluding - headbands - sellout - robe - kilt - snotty - brat - tights - torch
shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;

Kevin Nash 2010:Aprende ingles gratis

Posted by XSaint On 19:09 | 1 comment

Kevin Nash TNA 2010 por XSaintsX
00:02 You know, this new generation of guys around here - Unconscious Creed, AJ, Samoa Joe -
00:18 they're either the most arrogant or they're probably some of the stupidest son of a *** I have ever met.
00:34 I mean: If Joe couldn't see what was coming at Bound For Glory, I guess he didn't remember running his mouth about Scott Hall ten months ago.
00:52 You know, the thing is: If it's the only thing that is stupider than those two sons of a *** it's the people sitting in this place right here.
01:08 They're sittin' back here right now still cheering for me.
01:19 It's gotta be hard, ya know? I've always wondered... I bet that you wondered what it's like to be Kevin Nash.
01:28 You know when I was a little boy, I was told a little story about David and Goliath.
01:35 And Goliath was this monster and David decided that he could beat him, he was this little tiny dude.
01:43 Jack and the Beanstalk: Once again, the giant's this big dumb ogre, Jack outsmarts him. You see, the reason why all you *** have always had disdain for me is because I am not an idiot.
02:03 You know I am a genius. I'm the most intelligent man this business has ever produced.
02:16 And the other thing that kills you is both you and you who are stupid enough to bring your wives - that's right: Right now, they're wondering what it would be like to spend the night with me.
02:34 What would it be like to be thrown around by that big seven-foot monster?
02:45 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and you know, you KNOW that you don't measure up.
02:57 I'm the greatest that's ever been in this ring.
03:03 And the biggest problem you guys got is all of you together - if you pulled your money - you wouldn't have as much as I spend in a strip joint in a month.
03:21 You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it - cause I'm the best thing going today.

GLOSSARY

outsmarts - disdain - don't measure up - pulled
outsmarts: burlar; disdain: desden; don't measure up: no dar la talla; pulled: tirado;

domingo, 19 de julio de 2015


R 5 14 01 2 por wrestlefanatic77
00:05 apparently Kane is not the smartest member of his illustrious family.
00:16 You see, because it was pretty simple - all he had to do was one thing - and that was just stay away.
00:27 After the beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin and I gave Kane, all he had to do was sit home, nurse his broken arm and stay outta our business.
00:43 But Kane, well, Kane is not the sharpest man in the world, now, is he.
00:51 Kane had to make his triumphant return... ["Ass-hole"]...
01:12 it won't take but a second for us to come out there and kick all your asses.
01:25 As I was saying, Kane had to make his triumphant return Thursday on SmackDown!
01:33 So you see, Kane, you leave me with no choice but to finish the job we started.
01:40 So I offer you this: Kane, I will give you a shot at the intercontinental title.
01:51 At Judgment Day, you and I will go one on one with the intercontinental championship on the line, and since you and your brother seem to enjoy using chains so much, why don't we make it insteresting, Kane? Why don't we make it a chain match?
02:16 Now I know you're not the smartest man in the world, but even you can understand that.
02:22 So if you've got any guts at all, why don't you come out here and accept my challenge!
02:42 That dumb son of a bitch ain't gonna come down that ramp!
02:49 No no no, he's smart enough to realise, as much as we've been kickin' his ass, he ain't comin' down that ramp! And he ain't dumb enough to accept that challenge. At Judgment Day, I know - I know you're gonna whip his ass, and speakin' of Judgment Day, every�....
03:11 every single day I walk through an airport, someone says 'hey Stone Cold, I guess you're worried about the Undertaker. He's gonna beat you for the World Wrestling Federation title.
He's gonna�
03:27 let me go ahead and bottom line it - the Undertaker ain't got a chance in hell against Stone Cold Steve Austin, because...
03:39 because he ain't got the guts, because he ain't got the talent, and the bottom line is, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin ["Boo"]
03:51 I am the World Wrestling Federation champ and I can't be stopped.
03:56 And you know, last week, Undertaker, you come out here and you set a trap for Stone Cold Steve Austin, right here in this very ring.
04:04 You know you come down here with your chairs, your chains, and all that BS, well let me tell you something - Stone Cold Steve Austin never needed a chair.
04:14 I never needed a chain. I never needed to hit someone from behind, but that's the way you're gonna treat me?
04:22 I am the World Wrestling Federation champion, and I deserve to be treated a lot better than that!
04:33 I'll knock the hell out of every single one of ya.
04:37 And I'll tell you what, I've been thinking in the back and me and Triple H started talking. You know we ain't defended the World Wrestling Federation tag titles since we beat Undertaker and Kane the last time.
04:49 So since they're all high and mighty, they all think they're so damn hot, right here in Cincinnati Ya say that like you're proud to live in this cesspool.
05:09 Like I was saying, right here tonight, Undertaker and Kane, if ya got the guts, why don't ya come out here, and you know what? You know what? ["Boo!"] SHUT UP!
05:24 You ain't gotta come out here, shut up, you ain't gotta come out here and make us famous - oh no no, we're already famous, why don't you bring your asses out here and make us EX-World Wrestling Federation tag team champions.
05:44 I'll tell ya why - because you CAN'T - you can't STOP Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H.
05:56 The truth hurts, don't it. The truth hurts.
06:46 You know, it's kinda loud in here, but I'd be damned if I don't think I heard you call me a coward.
06:57 So let me get this straight with ya right now - I ain't a coward, I'm just a man who's looking

GLOSSARY

sharpest - shot - bottom line - high - mighty - set a trap - cesspool
sharpest: mas agudo; shot: oportunidad; bottom line : punto; high: grandes; mighty: poderosos; set a trap: poner una trampa; cesspool: letrina;

miércoles, 12 de noviembre de 2014

Subtitles
01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch
jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

sábado, 30 de agosto de 2014

00:02 Yeah
00:07 Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:10 Is there something different about you? Yeah.
00:13 Have you lost weight? What's going on here?
00:51 I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave.
00:18 Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television.
00:23 Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet.
00:27 Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using.
00:32 I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn!
00:40 I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn.
00:46 This entire audience is pregnant!
00:49 Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense.
00:57 Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings.
01:02 You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey.
01:09 Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you.
01:20 I'll feed it right to you. Sure.
01:23 So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived
01:25 I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ...
01:33 Can you elaborate on this?
01:36 It's a feeling like you're in heaven already.
01:38 Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us.
01:45 It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know?
01:55 just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen.
02:00 It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong.
02:07 It's really here.
02:08 And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer.
02:12 For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know.
02:15 Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second?
02:19 Hi biff. - Henderson.
02:23 For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure.
02:35 he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there.
02:43 But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure.
02:49 Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes.
02:55 That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova.
03:00 That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah.
03:05 Now look at me.
03:06 Yeah, let's see.

GLOSSARY

growth spurt - seemingly - little dab - rub it in - wings - once in a while - forgiveness
growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeño toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;

lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES!
00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot.
00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no...
00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven.
01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me.
01:29 And he has the softest lips.
01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon.
01:47 Danny...
01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel.
01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous...
02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple.
02:27 His mind and spirit are pure.
02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe.
02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling.
03:03 That's a little personal.
03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true.
03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover.
03:33 And at WrestleMania?
03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out.
03:46 And therefore?
03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time.
03:56 Let's hear it for AJ.
04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me!
04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth.
05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad.
05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous?
05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think?
05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward.
05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft?
05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there.
05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania.
06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny...
06:09 My name is Daniel!
06:34 Well, Danny Boy...
06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy.
06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion!
07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up
caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:54 Sit!
01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame.
01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
01:49 Sit your ass down!
02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:44 Do you have a problem with that?
02:53 No, actually I don't.
02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
03:20 But Bret, you're different.
03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation.
04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
05:32 Now, sign it!
06:30 There we have it. It is official.
06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
07:43 Tell me...
08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this.
08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir
derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;
01:35 I am a man who stands up for what he believes in.
01:41 And I believe that I am an honest man, while 99 percent of you are liars and cheaters.
01:50 I believe that I am a true success, whereas 99.9 percent of you have failed in everything you've ever accomplished in trying to do.
02:04 And I believe, by unmasking Rey Mysterio I've actually done him a favor.
02:13 By exposing his true identity I have relieved the weight of deceit off of his shoulders.
02:20 Now Rey Mysterio doesn't have to live his life in the shadows.
02:25 He can walk the streets free, not having to look over his shoulder with ultra-paranoia, always wondering if the mailman on the street or the clerk in the store recognizes him and realizes who he really is.
02:42 In essence, I have set Rey Mysterio free.
02:56 And instead of thanking me like a man, for what I have done for him, he has disappeared like a coward.
03:03 He's ashamed, he's humiliated, he's embarassed right now. But in time he's gonna realize, that he's been redeemed, that he's been led to his salvation by his savior, Chris Jericho.
03:24 And I've exposed Rey Mysterio as a fraud, and I'm gonna let the world know the same thing about CM Punk tonight.
03:32 I am better than CM Punk, because I am the best in the world at what I do.
03:41 I guarantee, I am going to beat CM Punk tonight, and there is nothing that anyone of you is going to be able to do about that.
03:51 Do you understand what I am saying to you, right now?

GLOSSARY

stands up - whereas - relieved - deceit - led
stands up: lucha; whereas: mientras; relieved: aliviado; deceit: dishonest behavior; led: llevado;
01:17 Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
01:41 So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
03:36 THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
03:45 On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
04:11 Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
04:24 NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
04:34 And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
04:56 So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
05:19 And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
05:29 I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:38 Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
05:49 THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
05:56 And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
06:14 But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
06:31 And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
06:40 All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
06:50 If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
07:01 that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
07:11 And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
07:30 Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
7:42 You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
07:53 And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
08:04 I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
08:13 And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
08:18 All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
08:30 You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
08:41 you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
08:54 So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
--:-- [Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
09:44 Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
09:52 D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
10:03 Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
10:18 How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
10:33 WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43 Woooo! Woooo!

GLOSSARY

without further ado - against all odds - of the doubters - singlehandedly - quite an honor - Buck up - your opinions aren't worth a damn - skyrocketing - even - evened - odds - All throughout - larger - I bestow upon you - punchline
without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;
Subtitles
00:02 Trish.
00:13 Hey Shelton.
00:15 What are you doin' here?
00:16 Oh me? I was just takin' a long hot shower. And where are you off to - looking so pretty?
00:25 Monday Night? RAW? I got a Six Man Tag Match. William and Eugene need me.
00:32 But what about my needs? What about Trish?
00:37 Oh sugar, don't worry: You find somebody else, I mean you're the biggest slut on RAW.
00:46 You're so uptight... you need to loosen up. And I know just how.
00:51 What the hell is going on here? It's... a woman in a towel. I mean... this is uncontionable. This is scandalous. I can see the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones... the racial overtones...
01:17 Excuse me?
01:19 Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American
01:27 and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is not the NFL.
01:47 It's damn sure not the NBA. Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the audience.
01:57 And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it.
02:05 You know what, you really need to lighten up!
02:13 But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the virtue- Is he gone?
02:22 Yep.
02:28 Oh my god! Oh, Oh yeah!
02:39 Are you ready for some wrestling?

GLOSSARY

are you off to - uptight - loosen up - overtones - miscreants - deviants - titillation - board of directors - uphold
are you off to: va usted; uptight: tenso; loosen up: relajarse; overtones: insinuaciones; miscreants: sinverguenzas; deviants: pervertidos; titillation: excitacion; board of directors: consejo de administracion; uphold: defender;
00:02 all over the country people have been asking me: Why, Eddie, why?
00:14 Why did you do to Rey Mysterio what you did to him last week?
00:28 Plain and simple: I gave him what he wanted.
00:39 He wanted a fight, I GAVE him a fight. I GAVE HIM THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE!
00:51 And do you think that makes me happy?
01:02 DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME HAPPY?!? I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, REY! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO IT?! POR QUE?
01:19 It's YOUR fault!
01:23 I never wanted to lay a hand on you. And look what you made me do.
01:34 But you know what, Rey?
01:41 Blessings come in disguise, esse!
01:47 You see, I realized something last week, homes.
01:53 My eyes were opened.
01:58 And I realized what you were doing.
02:05 And not only you: All of these people. I realized that each and every one of you are living vicariously through me. You were stealing MY passion, MY love, MY energy. You were stealing MY LATINO HEAT!
02:41 But as of last week, not anymore, cause I got it back.
02:50 I GOT IT AAAAAAALL BACK!
02:56 And I like it. I like what I'm feeling, Rey.
03:04 So I've got a little piece of advice for you, homes.
03:13 See, nothing and no one is going to ever take away my Latino Heat again.

GLOSSARY

Blessings - disguise - lay a hand on you
Blessings: bendiciones; disguise: disfrazadas; lay a hand on you: poner una mano en ti;
01:08 Take a note, America. This is the response that you give to a superstar like me.
01:25 Now I know that you all know about the draft lottery next week.
01:39 And I've been looking over the SmackDown roster and it seems to me that they're missing - they're missing something. Check it out:
01:54 They've got Americans.
01:59 They've got Mexicans.
02:03 They've got Japanese.
02:06 They've got Frenchmen.
02:10 They've got a giant.
02:13 They've got a stu-stu-stutterer.
02:19 They've got a dead man.
02:25 They've got a rapping hip-hop poser champion...
02:36 ...that couldn't make me say 'I quit' even if he forced me to listen to his lame ass CD, John Cena.
02:51 But what they're missing, what they don't have is a Canadian.
03:04 A Canadian that would kick the holy living hell out of anybody on SmackDown.
03:16 So, after next week, either I stay here on RAW - or SmackDown will be getting an injection of the three C's - Charisma, Canada - and Christian.

GLOSSARY

lame
lame: no satisfactorio;
02:36 They've been lying to you, man.
02:41 There ain't no such thing as a hero! Not anymore...
02:48 But you, you and you and you, you have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero is.
02:57 You have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero does for you.
03:03 You think you need someone to pat you on the back.
03:08 You think you need someone to talk you in bed at night, kiss on you on the cheek and tell you that everything is alright.
03:19 But everything, everything, everything, EVERYTHING IS NOT ALRIGHT!
03:28 What if I was to tell you, that the man who made you is a liar?
03:37 What if I was to tell you that you're own flesh and blood turned his back on you?
03:47 I will never turn my back on you, and maybe, maybe the answers you seek have been slapping you right in the face.
03:57 And maybe, just maybe, I, Bray Wyatt, the Eater Of Worlds, have been the answer all along.
04:28 Is this what you want? Is this what you desire? I will give it to you. You wanna take me down?
04:37 Well, I'm right here waiting! I'm right here waiting!
04:41 Come and get in! I'm right here! Come on. You're waiting!
04:57 What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, COME ONE!
05:57 You are not the truth we seek. Kane, follow the buzzards!

GLOSSARY

pat you on the back - cheek - flesh - seek - buzzards
pat you on the back: palmadita en la espalda; cheek: mejilla; flesh: carne; seek: buscar; buzzards: buitres;
00:05 Triple H, I've been looking for you, listen. I don't like this anymore then you do, all right? This is a numbers game though, very simple.
00:11 We got a one in three chance without Cena, we got a one in four chance with Cena. You don't like Cena anymore then I do.
00:17 Look, I was the longest reigning World Champion in SmackDown Television History for a reason. You need to listen to me. Triple H!
00:27 Are we on the same page here?
00:30 Ah, I'm sorry, did you say something?
00:35 Why ... does no one listen to me?
00:40 kidding me!
00:43 Pretty much because you are an ass!

GLOSSARY

though - on the same page - Pretty much
though: sin embargo; on the same page: hablando de la misma cosa; Pretty much: mas o menos;

viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

Subtitles
02:18I will never get tired of that.
02:27For those of you that may have missed it:
02:29last night on raw it's true,
02:33I am being forced to retire.
02:40And what it's made me do is really
02:44open my eyes to everything again, you know, and really, really soak all of these experiences up.
02:50Almost like I'm seeing it all again for the very first time.
02:57Like my entrance, I uhh,
03:02you know I've been involved in some of the most insane matches in the history of the WWE.
03:13Some of the most insane moments whether it was helping to create the TLC Match - tables, ladders and chairs -
03:24whether it was 20-foot super-spears,
03:28diving into a flaming tables with thumbtacks in my back,
03:33whether it was Elimination Chamber matches or Hell in a Cell Matches against The Undertaker.
03:41No matter what, every time that I was going into a match like that or
03:47I have taken red eye flights and been up all night and two days because of our travel schedule, no matter what:
03:52As soon as I came down that ramp with my music playing - which I may be biased but I think is the coolest music in the WWE,
04:03so I gotta thank the guys from Alter Bridge for give me that song
04:08No matter what, as soon as I came out and hearing you guys,
04:13hearing all of you just feeding me that energy...
04:45Every time, every time I came out there you gave me goosebumps.
04:51And I have to do that one more time.
04:56So if you guys will bear with me, I'm going back up there and I'm running out here and I'm going to do that one last time.
07:05Man I got out of shape already, that tired me out.
07:14Listen, I—Since I announced my retirement,
07:20the outpouring from everybody in the WWE Universe it's been insane, it's been awesome.
07:31And a lot of people are sad and disappointed that my career is forced to come to an end.
07:39But you know what: I think, I think everybody is actually happy and very positive about the fact that
07:45the WWE and our team of doctors caught this before I was in a Ladder Match and I landed
07:51and couldn't get up. So that's good, that's a positive, I'm happy about that.
08:07I'm happy about looking at the rest of my life from here.
08:10I'm happy about the fact that me and my girl are gonna get the dogs and go hiking in the mountains,
08:15go surfing down in Nicaragua, I can't wait.
08:22I'm happy about the fact that I get to wear my two suits
08:26I'm not much of a suit guy as I can tell, but I thought that when I go out I might as well go out in style.
08:36And by the way I bought it for 100 bucks at JC Penney.
08:46I'm happy that I got to come to Albany.
08:54I really am. And I'm not just blowing smoke here, because Albany,
08:59it holds a special place for me, because this is where I won my very first WWE Championship.
09:12It's a little known fact but I was sitting in Albany in a rental car when I came up with the name Edge.
09:21And what makes me most happy - and this is gonna be the tough part -
09:25is that my mom is with me here tonight.
09:34There she is right there. There she is.
09:42She is gonna be all shy and timid, but this is the strongest woman I've ever met.
09:51That woman right there...
10:06she instilled the strength in me to make it this far, to come through the broken necks, the torn achilles tendons.
10:11If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be standing here right now,
10:15without her support over the years, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:22So everybody in here: Maybe give your mums a call tonight, alright?
10:30And I'm happy to be here in front of all of you.
10:38You know I don't want it to get all sappy and corny - even though I guess it already has -
10:44but to me this World Heavyweight Championship,
10:50it has meant everything to me. Absolutely everything. I—I've worked my entire career to hold this.
10:59But it's not just mine, it never has been, it's not anyone else's in the locker room.
11:06To me, each and everyone of you holds a piece of this, it's symbolic.
11:19But now it's time for me to come out here and do what I have to do,
11:28and that is relinquish the World Heavyweight Championship.
11:37Oh it's cool, it's cool, I gotta do it, man.
11:44In closing, I really really just, I wanna thank all of you
11:51because this has been one hell of a career,
12:01it's been one hell of a ride. Thank you. Thank you very much.

GLOSSARY

soak up - thumbtacks - goosebumps - bear - outpouring - instilled
soak up: feeling something enjoyable; thumbtacks: tachuelas; goosebumps: little bumps that appear on your arm when you feel cold, are scared, or sexually excited.; bear: support; outpouring: effusion; instill: To introduce by gradual, persistent efforts;