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This is the live episode, where Miz and Morrison discuss D-Generation X and air their political ad. Really funny stuff and kind of appropriate considering the current circumstances.

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00:17 Hi. I'm John Morrison. 00:27 And the diamonds on my abs right now are worth enough money to deport each and every illegal alien from this city. 00:39 And I'm the Real Deal Sex Appeal, the Soldier Of Seduction, the Demon Of Desire, your Chick Magnet, The Miz! 00:55 This Monday, John Morrison and The Miz, the greatest tag team of the 21st century, 01:06 will face the greatest tag team of the 20th century, D-Generation X. 01:16 But tonight, the Dirt Sheet will break from tradition and take a fair and balanced look at this historic tag team. 01:25 D-X was formed in 1997. John, what were you doing in 1997? 01:33 97? I was in high school. I just finished writing my first screenplay. 01:38 I was also in high school. Normandy High. 01:43 But since then we graduated high school, gone to college, created the number one talk show on the internet, the Dirt Sheet, 01:51 and became the greatest tag team of all time. 01:58 Meanwhile, between the two of them, Shawn Michaels and Triple H have won 16 world championships. 02:09 They've also found the loves of their lives, got married and started families. 02:16 Well, that's adorable. 02:17 Isn't it? 02:17 That's just adorable. But I think we have to ask ourselves, how well do we really know this Shawn Michaels? 02:25 What do we really know about Triple H? 02:28 So, in the spirit of the political season, and in an effort to obtain full disclosure, we ask you to take a look at this. 02:42 Shawn Michaels says he thinks he's cute. 02:45 He knows he's sexy. Is it that fierce mullet that makes him cute? 02:52 Or maybe it's the way he dances in those manly chaps. 02:57 At the palace of wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job. 03:03 They send a shaman, The Shaman of Sexy, John Morrison. 03:11 Meanwhile Triple H likes to call himself the King of Kings. 03:19 But what's Triple H really saying when he uses such a big sledgehammer. 03:26 It is to compensate for deficiencies? 03:34 Triple H may call himself the Game, but no one has more game than The Miz. And that's why he's your Chick Magnet.- 03:46 I'm John Morrison, 03:47 And I'm The Miz, 03:48 And we approve this message. 03:55 Thank you, thank you. 03:57 Yeah, they just got obama'd. 04:00 I think right now D-X is feeling the McPain. 04:03 Dude, they might be a little mad at that. 04:05 Oh, you think? 04:06 You think we crossed the line? 04:07 Uh, I don't know. Whoops, but I guess there is only one way to find out. So, 04:12 Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, 04:15 please welcome our special guests at this time, D-Generation X! 05:31 Gentlemen, Gentlemen, thank you for interrupting your busy schedules and join us tonight. 05:36 Wow, those are high pants, Shawn. Ha ha ha. 05:41 Now before we start this, do you guys have any childish humour or catchphrases you really want to get off your chest? 05:51 Actually-ah, it's more of a question-ah, are you ready? I SAID… 06:02 Actually, we don't care what you said. 06:06 Because the Dirt Sheet isn't about lame attempts in humour, we don't do fart jokes or tired catchphrases. 06:15 We are the Elite of the Elite from Hollywood. 06:21 We are A-Listers. We don't try to appeal to the lowest common denominator. We ride up to our fans. 06:30 And if you mainly sheep out there, and all over the world, 06:36 don't get our brand of entertainment, that's your problem, not ours! 06:42 In the one year since John Morrison and The Miz have been tagging, we have surpassed almost all of the accomplishments that D-X has in eleven years! 06:57 And the ones we haven't, just give us time. 07:03 We are better than D-X was then, 07:08 we are better than D-X is now, and this Monday night, 07:15 on the 800th episode of RAW, The Miz and John Morrison will prove it! 07:24 Oh yeah? Well I got two words for ya… 07:30 No, I got five. 07:56 Shawn Michaels, Triple H, 08:00 in life there are winners and there are losers. 08:05 And this Monday night at RAW, we are gonna have two words for you… 08:10 Be Jealous!