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martes, 28 de julio de 2015


Raw 23 02 09 Part 8 por 2kdam
00:21 You know, Steamboat I also wanna say 'thank you'. I wanna say 'thank you' to the Academy of Arts and Motion Picture Sciences, because last night's Academy Awards proved me right.
00:35 Despite all of his shameless pandering and his kissing of all the butts in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke lost the Oscar.
00:45 And now, he is just like the character he played in 'The Wrestler': he's a loser, a washed-up has-been who is hanging on for one last shot at glory, one last go in the spotlight, deluding himself and thinking he has one chance to make it again.
01:03 He doesn't. And he reminds me a lot of the losers in this business: Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and even you, Steamboat - cause you're a loser.
01:26 I am a man of truth, Steamboat, I tell it like it is and I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When you were wrestling all those classic matches with Ric Flair in the NWA - an organization that according to this company never even existed - you were just Ricky Steamboat.
01:44 It wasn't until you came to the WWE and sold your soul to all of these parasites that you became The Dragon -
01:54 a glorified Karate Kid selling headbands and making poses, feeding into stereotypes.
02:10 And then you eventually came to the ring with a Komodo Dragon literally spitting fire like the circus freak you've become. It was pathetic, but hey: It's all right as long as you're making a paycheck - right, Steamboat? Huh?
02:23 And then when you decided to retire, you ended up just like all the rest: Down and out on your luck, broken, beat-down, dysfunctional family.
02:32 And you know you would have returend to the ring just like Flair and just like Piper. You know you would have done it. But instead, you took a back door route.
02:41 You applied for a job in the WWE, you got one working backstage and now here you are. See, Steamboat, you are a lifelong sellout.
02:51 And now with the Hall of Fame induction the loyal dog gets his bone - just like Flair, just like Piper.
03:00 Except instead of wearing a three-piece suit like those guys or wearing a sequent robe or, or a kilt you have nice suit on - it doesn't make you any less pathetic. So enjoy your moment with all of these hypocrites that are your fans, Steamboat.
03:16 Enjoy it. You're the biggest hypocrite of them all.
03:32 Jericho!
03:39 Do you know what a hypocrite is? You understand that word, that meaning?
03:45 You know, I remember about 20 years ago at an autograph session I remember signing an autograph - for you.
03:59 I also remember how you said that you would have admired me - and that I was your hero.
04:12 You wrote that in your autobiography, Jericho.
04:19 And then about ten years ago, when you came to the WWE, you were the snotty, brat wrestler of a kid that turned down the wrestling fans.
04:34 And then within... within a year, less than a year, you embraced them.
04:42 What did you call them? Jerichoholics?
04:48 Then you spent the next several years turning on them, embracing them, turning on them, embracing them - back and forth so on and so off.
04:59 You know something, Jericho? THAT's a hypocrite.
05:11 Myself, from the very first time I put on my wrestling tights to the day that I retired I didn't change - not once.
05:29 I gave that audience the respect and entertained them every time I came through that curtain.
05:41 I never changed, not once. Now myself, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and the other legends - we know who we are.
06:00 And me coming back working for the WWE behind the scenes to help our young talent, our future superstars to teach them, to coach them, to pass the torch so-to-speak, that's not a sellout.
06:19 I did it because I love this business.
06:29 I don't care what you think of me, it really doesn't matter.
06:36 I'm not a hypocrite, I'm not a sellout, but I am someone you may never be: a Hall of Famer.

GLOSSARY

shameless - pandering - washed-up - hanging - shot - deluding - headbands - sellout - robe - kilt - snotty - brat - tights - torch
shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;

miércoles, 19 de noviembre de 2014

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan!
00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he?
00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam.
00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time.
00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho.
01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER!
01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling?
01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother.
01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother.
01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling?
01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!"
01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek?
01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother.
02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother!
02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon.
02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look.
05:08 Bro�-ther�-
05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam?
05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon.
05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother.
05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels.
05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother.
05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother.
05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother.
06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother.
06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother.
06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�-
06:27 Larry King�- Larry King.
06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-.
06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother.
06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�-
07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier
squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

WWE SMACKDOWN 20/05/11 PART 3/6

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0 9:55 When I first came to Smackdown, my goal was to... to write a new chapter in the Book of Ezekiel.
10:03 It was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination.
10:09 I decided... no, I promised myself that I was gonna make an impact. That's why I joined The Corre.
10:20 You know, the first when we came to Smackdown we took this show by force. We... we just took over.
10:29 But because of who? You know, the same night I've hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him.
10:42 It made me think. Do I need The Corre, or do they need me? That's why I left.
10:54 But they just wouldn't let me walk away.
11:02 So for the last... for the last two weeks I've taken a beating. I'm man enough to admid that I've taken a beating.
11:20 But they cannot break me. I'm not a man that could be broken.
11:30 They've unleashed... they've unleashed a force that cannot be stopped, that will not be stopped.
11:37 I will not rest, I will not sleep until they've all suffered.
11:46 Wade Barrett, you will be the first to suffer. It is written in the Book of Ezekiel that the reign of your championship will come to an end. Because I am the personification of domination.

GLOSSARY

tale - hoisted - slammed - unleashed
tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;

martes, 18 de noviembre de 2014

06:35 Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali.
06:51 The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster.
07:04 Khali has never been a monster.
07:10 I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless.
07:17 It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness.
07:26 The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares!
07:44 He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all.
08:07 Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless
fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

martes, 11 de noviembre de 2014

Subtitles
00:00 Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead.
00:06 You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw.
00:09 Please welcome Ian Somerhalder
00:32 thegals are very excited.
00:36 Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires?
00:42 You're talking to one. -- Yeah.
00:45 You have very excitable fans.
00:46 How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way?
00:53 Well There's a decibel level difference.
00:56 There's more screaming?
00:58 It's definitely louder. It's awesome.
01:01 You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness.
01:06 Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone?
01:09 A little taste. I shot this on my iphone.
01:01 Ok. Take a look. Look at this.
01:13 This is what, a convention of some kind?
01:17 Yeah, this is in Miami.
01:20 And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting.
01:26 This one was -- Flashlights for vampires?
01:28 Oh, wait a minute.
01:30 That must have been the twi hards or something like that.
01:34 Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale?
01:37 I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end.
01:41 When? -- About a week ago.
01:43 What, why did you wait so long?
01:45 Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting.
01:50 You were shooting.
01:51 I've been working. I was there.
01:54 It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back.
01:57 It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us.
02:04 All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle.
02:11 You saw the names on all the chairs.
02:13 All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together.
02:17 It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean?
02:23 Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life.
02:25 Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do.
02:31 I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes.
02:38 Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi.
02:45 But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently.
02:48 My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho.
02:53 One of the most beautiful places in the world.
02:54 Yeah, I've been there.
02:56 What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock.
03:02 Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane.
03:06 He's like this big tatted earring guy.
03:12 He looks like Mr. Clean.
03:14 Like a really good looking version of mr. clean.
03:16 But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old
03:20 and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor.
03:32 Is it good to give out your address on television?
03:33 Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid.
03:42 I want you guys to promise not to go there.
03:45 Yeah, so -- that's so stupid.
03:48 Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa.
03:50 Might want to switch to another hotel.
03:54 They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem.
04:02 I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares.
04:05 He shouldn't be your friend.
04:06 People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble.
04:10 So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00.
04:14 Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00.
04:16 You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you.
04:24 That's very nice of you.
04:25 You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it.
04:35 The cheese is not melted?
04:37 The cheese is melted.
04:38 But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it
04:45 When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese.
04:49 Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza?
04:52 It's pretty good, man.
04:55 Guillermo, come in from God's heeding ....
04:58 He's probably eating those pizzas out there.
05:02 I hope so too.
05:04 Thank you, Guillermo.
05:05 Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you.
05:07 Thank you. Thank you very much.
05:10 I left my wallet in the green room.
05:11 Give me 4 back.
05:13 I don't have any cash.
05:14 I'll get it from you later.
05:15 Is this hot? -- It should be warm.
05:19 I have to try it.
05:21 We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier.
05:24 I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good.
05:30 That's atasty pizza.
05:31 Idaho is known for its pizza, number one.
05:36 It's pretty tasty. -- I like that.
05:37 You got a lot of oregano on there.
05:39 Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend.
05:42 No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ...
05:45 Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it.
05:49 Eat the whole pizza.
05:51 Before social distortion comes out.
05:55 This is awesome. -- This is very good.
06:02 You're serious about this.
06:03 Like, you went to a pizza convention even?
06:06 Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms.
06:12 Who did?
06:13 The other pizza makers.
06:16 And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher.
06:23 You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on.
06:26 No.
06:27 I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us
06:32 Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year.
06:39 You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably.
06:53 Well that's very good to see you.
06:55 Thank you for bringing the pizza.
06:57 Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust.
07:00 I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end.
07:04 The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody.
07:09 Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust
gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;

sábado, 30 de agosto de 2014

00:03 [applause] vampires are still hot, you know?
00:04 they really are. You can't beat a good vampire.
00:06 our next guest plays a bad boy blood sucker Damon Salvatore from the cw hit series The Vampire Diaries please welcome ian somerhalder.
00:20 ian, look at you! Good to see you. how are you, buddy? -- Good to see you.
00:25 Hi -- hi.
00:26 Good to see you. -- I like your vampire entrance music. -- Thank you.
00:32 Oh, Ian Ian. Yeah, it is good see you -- Good to see you as well
00:35 everybody knows it's vampire walk-on music.
00:40 That's what I -- I hear that in my sleep.
00:43 ian's originally from new orleans. Modeled there for a long time. And wound up here in new york city. Still modeling, huh?
00:51 At the time, yes. It's a long time ago.
00:53 yeah, sure.
00:54 And I just past the building I was living in. -- Oh really?
00:57 This is like 1995.
00:59 Yeah you lived in one of those model houses with a bunch of models?
01:02 Yeah, it was pretty cool when you're 16 and I don't think anyone was over 20. -- right. Of course not.
01:12 Sheet metal. Summertime.
01:14 tanning. -- Oh, yeah.
01:17 feeling good and looking strong.
01:20 no food in the refrigerator. No.
01:23 The 3-year-old bottle of mustard.
01:26 that's it.That's right.
01:30 But since then, things have changed and you've done quite well including you were on "lost" for a year, right? Which has become a big abc hit.
01:39 it is. And I was here.
01:41 that's right. Right after they killed me. This was my last stop.
01:46 did the dinosaur get you? -- yeah.
01:49 Dinosaur. tell me the truth. You don't care anymore.
01:51 You're off the show.
01:53 Do me a favor. Tell me the truth. What is killing off all the people on the island? You don't care.
02:59 You're on another series, another network.
02:01 Is it a dinosaur or not?
02:03 the flu.
02:04 the flu?
02:06 I keep seeing the shadow of a dinosaur.
02:10 I fell 30,000 feet off a 767 and survived.
02:15 And I fell 30,000 out of a beach craft and died.
02:21 I don't know.
02:22 listen. I used to work on a soap opera and I know that death is not enough to kill a character.
02:28 Are you coming back? -- I am.
02:30 I knew it! Death never kills anybody on a tv show.
02:34 I'm really thankful and really happy that those guys figured that all out. It's fun. I flew back. I already we want back.
02:41 10-Hour night there, 10-hour flight back and then I was on the ground for 24 hours.
02:47 So in a 40-hour period.
02:48 we're talking about Lost -- yeah.
02:51 is it a flashback?
02:54 you can't reveal. What if ...
02:55 Damon would shoot me. -- Really?
02:59 I can be persuaded ...
03:01 make him talk.
03:02 We're going to take a break and come back and talk about "the .....
03:10 deeply.
03:12 back now with ian somerhalder.
03:15 We're going to talk about this new series now, "the vampire series" but there was another series a few years ago before this.
03:23 "Trueblood," that you went up for. -- Oh, no.
03:24 And what happened there?
03:27 I bombed the audition with alan ball.
03:29 what does that mean?
03:31 I just couldn't... I couldn't... I just... I blew it.
03:36 And I couldn't... and I was reallybummed and I couldn't watch "trueblood" at all.
03:43 Because I was really sad.
03:45 So that along comes "the vampire diaries" and you give it another try.
03:48 And I got this one -- Really?
03:49 Was hard, but I got it.
03:51 And now, I can watch "true blood"
03:58 when I was acting and like any job that I auditioned for that I didn't get, i couldn't watch and eventually, i threw my television off the window.
04:07 I couldn't even watch commercials.
04:09 I think there's a legality factor.
04:12 but vampires continue to be hot, right?
04:13 The audiences love them.
04:15 It's an interesting thing. yeah.
04:20 is there anything different about your vampire in this, "the vampire diaries" series?
04:24 As an anecdote about my vampire ...
04:26 Vampires are vampires, right?
04:28 No, mine is the coolest one though.
04:30 what makes your vampire so cool?
04:33 Because he -- I don't know. He dresses well. Gets all the girls.
04:38 yeah.
04:38 He's got the best lines.
04:39 Kevin Williamson likes the best lines.
04:41 He is such a good dialog writer ... he writes the best conversations.
04:46 he is the best. Does the best.
04:47 but this is about a high school girl who is in love?
04:50 Yeah, really original story.
04:56 mortal girl finds herself in love with a vampire.
05:01 And then sort of in this weird triangle with him and his brother. -- a-ha.
05:07 oh, you're the brother.
05:10 You're the brother and you're also the vampire.
05:12 I'm the brother and the vampire.
05:14 We're having so much fun doing this.
05:16 I want to know when did vampires become sexy and not scary?
05:20 I remember being afraid of vampires. -- Yeah.
05:22 When I was a kid, I remember it being scary.
05:33 bites you right in the throat.
05:36 You want me to?
05:35 but all of a sudden, you get a good-looking guy like this.
05:39 do you think that count chocula paved the way?
05:43 I think he sweetened the deal.
05:47 that is good.
05:50 Good one.
05:51 well "the vampire diaries on the cw. Ian, good luck on this one, baby, ok? -- Thanks.
06:00 I don't think I'm going to die now. -- no. -- Don't you die.

GLOSSARY

wound up - tanning - mustard - soap opera - I blew it - bummed - sweetened
wound up: termino; tanning: bronceado; mustard: mostaza; soap opera: telenovela; I blew it: lo arruine; bummed: deprimido; sweetened: endulzo;
00:02 Yeah
00:07 Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:10 Is there something different about you? Yeah.
00:13 Have you lost weight? What's going on here?
00:51 I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave.
00:18 Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television.
00:23 Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet.
00:27 Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using.
00:32 I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn!
00:40 I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn.
00:46 This entire audience is pregnant!
00:49 Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense.
00:57 Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings.
01:02 You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey.
01:09 Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you.
01:20 I'll feed it right to you. Sure.
01:23 So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived
01:25 I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ...
01:33 Can you elaborate on this?
01:36 It's a feeling like you're in heaven already.
01:38 Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us.
01:45 It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know?
01:55 just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen.
02:00 It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong.
02:07 It's really here.
02:08 And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer.
02:12 For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know.
02:15 Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second?
02:19 Hi biff. - Henderson.
02:23 For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure.
02:35 he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there.
02:43 But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure.
02:49 Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes.
02:55 That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova.
03:00 That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah.
03:05 Now look at me.
03:06 Yeah, let's see.

GLOSSARY

growth spurt - seemingly - little dab - rub it in - wings - once in a while - forgiveness
growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeño toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;

lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

01:05As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head.
01:16And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up,
01:20I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest.
01:36Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual,
01:42he wouldn't listen.
01:46But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen.
01:56You've been through a lot this year, Jeff.
01:59A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows.
02:10You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended.
02:15You were out having a little too much fun.
02:20Me, on the other hand?
02:23I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury.
02:33But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt!
02:37No one gave a damn about me or my injury.
02:47Everyone wanted to know about Jeff:
02:50Is Jeff getting the help he needs?
02:54Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking?
03:05Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time.
03:08You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs,
03:15you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions.
03:23And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces!
03:37And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff.
03:45You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road,
03:52there was the accident with the pyro...
03:56I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people?
04:03Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person.
04:14But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff.
04:20That was shortly after you got suspended.
04:25You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking,
04:30and you and Beth decided to leave your house.
04:37And while you were gone, you received a call from me.
04:44And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire.
04:50Your house is on fire, man.
04:56And I couldn't go outside and watch it.
05:07I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for:
05:15'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?'
05:28Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack.
05:36He didn't make it.
05:42And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe.
06:12Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it?
06:24I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames.
06:30I found it. It was in a heap of ashes.
06:36And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time.
06:44I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well,
06:49the time is right now.
06:53So I want to give this to you as a token.
06:58As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy.
07:58This is so hard to believe.
08:03You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash..
08:11you tried to blow me up.
08:14I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible.
08:21Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man.
08:26Don't bring up everything I love.
08:30You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt?
08:35You HATE me, Matt, don't you?
08:39You don't love me, you HATE me!
08:42But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy?
08:45You hate yourself more than you could ever know.
08:50Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented...
09:00and so am I.
00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES!
00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot.
00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no...
00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven.
01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me.
01:29 And he has the softest lips.
01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon.
01:47 Danny...
01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel.
01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous...
02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple.
02:27 His mind and spirit are pure.
02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe.
02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling.
03:03 That's a little personal.
03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true.
03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover.
03:33 And at WrestleMania?
03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out.
03:46 And therefore?
03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time.
03:56 Let's hear it for AJ.
04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me!
04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth.
05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad.
05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous?
05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think?
05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward.
05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft?
05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there.
05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania.
06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny...
06:09 My name is Daniel!
06:34 Well, Danny Boy...
06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy.
06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion!
07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up
caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:33Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44It is serious!
01:48Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up
miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;
WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV
00:05As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:10as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:15the fact is he's not coming.
00:18I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here.
00:27It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again.
00:32This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned!
02:20Everything that happened last night is all of your fault.
02:25Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you!
02:33There's no blood on my hands!
02:37Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt,
02:40even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you.
02:46He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him.
02:50You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do.
02:56Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins.
03:06When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you.
03:11Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved!
03:18You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision
03:25the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life!
03:34Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over.
03:47Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding,
03:51and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life.
04:04He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever.
04:14But the ironic thing is:
04:17By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well.
04:23He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves,
04:29with no morals and no integrity
04:33People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE.
04:40You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down.
04:49You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes...
04:56I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up.
05:01Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either!
05:13And as disturbing as this might sound...
05:17I'm actually proud of what I did.
05:24I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night.
05:31And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history,
05:38I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins
footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;
00:54 Sit!
01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame.
01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
01:49 Sit your ass down!
02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:44 Do you have a problem with that?
02:53 No, actually I don't.
02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
03:20 But Bret, you're different.
03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation.
04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
05:32 Now, sign it!
06:30 There we have it. It is official.
06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
07:43 Tell me...
08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this.
08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir
derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;