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lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

01:05As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head.
01:16And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up,
01:20I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest.
01:36Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual,
01:42he wouldn't listen.
01:46But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen.
01:56You've been through a lot this year, Jeff.
01:59A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows.
02:10You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended.
02:15You were out having a little too much fun.
02:20Me, on the other hand?
02:23I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury.
02:33But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt!
02:37No one gave a damn about me or my injury.
02:47Everyone wanted to know about Jeff:
02:50Is Jeff getting the help he needs?
02:54Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking?
03:05Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time.
03:08You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs,
03:15you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions.
03:23And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces!
03:37And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff.
03:45You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road,
03:52there was the accident with the pyro...
03:56I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people?
04:03Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person.
04:14But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff.
04:20That was shortly after you got suspended.
04:25You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking,
04:30and you and Beth decided to leave your house.
04:37And while you were gone, you received a call from me.
04:44And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire.
04:50Your house is on fire, man.
04:56And I couldn't go outside and watch it.
05:07I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for:
05:15'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?'
05:28Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack.
05:36He didn't make it.
05:42And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe.
06:12Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it?
06:24I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames.
06:30I found it. It was in a heap of ashes.
06:36And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time.
06:44I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well,
06:49the time is right now.
06:53So I want to give this to you as a token.
06:58As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy.
07:58This is so hard to believe.
08:03You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash..
08:11you tried to blow me up.
08:14I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible.
08:21Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man.
08:26Don't bring up everything I love.
08:30You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt?
08:35You HATE me, Matt, don't you?
08:39You don't love me, you HATE me!
08:42But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy?
08:45You hate yourself more than you could ever know.
08:50Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented...
09:00and so am I.

sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:33Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44It is serious!
01:48Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up
miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;
WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV
00:05As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:10as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:15the fact is he's not coming.
00:18I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here.
00:27It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again.
00:32This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned!
02:20Everything that happened last night is all of your fault.
02:25Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you!
02:33There's no blood on my hands!
02:37Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt,
02:40even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you.
02:46He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him.
02:50You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do.
02:56Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins.
03:06When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you.
03:11Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved!
03:18You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision
03:25the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life!
03:34Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over.
03:47Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding,
03:51and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life.
04:04He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever.
04:14But the ironic thing is:
04:17By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well.
04:23He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves,
04:29with no morals and no integrity
04:33People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE.
04:40You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down.
04:49You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes...
04:56I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up.
05:01Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either!
05:13And as disturbing as this might sound...
05:17I'm actually proud of what I did.
05:24I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night.
05:31And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history,
05:38I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins
footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;
03:21Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me,
03:25because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion!
03:36I'm not dreaming.
03:40I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people.
03:49All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you.
04:01You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions..
04:04he said some pretty rotten things to you and I.
04:13And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view.
04:21Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be.
04:32Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool.
04:38Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you!
04:50I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since.
04:58Because I'm a human, you all are human
05:01and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be!
05:17Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch.
05:30Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time.
05:36And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight..
05:39is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with.
05:43He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison.
05:53Now John, last time my title reign was way to short
05:57and I don't plan on that happening again.
06:00So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore,
06:04I just want you to get ready!
06:14'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice
06:17and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

01:01John Cena. Earlier tonight, the Raw general manager asked that the two of us meet in this ring and call a truce, shake hands.
01:13Now, I'm not gonna try and sugarcoat what the Nexus has done to you, but I want you to understand that everything we've done has had a purpose.
01:22It's just very unfortunate that you've been caught up in the middle of it all.
01:26So before I proceed,
01:30I would like to ask you to come out here right now so we can shake hands like men.
03:01Cena,
03:04we've caused you a lot of harm.
03:07We've even cost you your WWE championship, but I
03:13wanna let you know, and I want you to believe me when I say this, you are not in our future plans.
03:24You see, I'm out here representing the Nexus because I wanna shake your hand
03:28and put everything that's happened in the past behind us. I wanna look to the future, I want us to be able to move on.
03:39Because the simple fact is this, the Nexus seven are gonna be here for a long, long time and we can make your life very easy
03:46or we can make it a lot harder than it's already been, so, John, the choice is yours.
03:59The choice is mine?
04:10So if we shake hands right here, right now, this stops?
04:15No more attacks, no more chaos, no more looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, it stops?
04:27Listen man, the anonymous general manager wanted to do this truce tonight,
04:31I need to now that you wanna do this truce.
04:38I need your word. Where I come from my word's all I got.
04:44We shake hands right now, this stops.
05:06Why stop when we're having so much fun?
05:15You see, we got a little bit in common, I don't dwell in the past either, I look towards the future.
05:20The future, such a wonderful time, where cars fly, every kid's got a sweet hoverboards,
05:25we got robot butlers and the Nexus runs rampant on Monday Night Raw.
05:33Man, it sounds so awesome, let me just check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure it's true.
05:39Ask again later. Can never tell with these things.
05:44Oh. This is one you're gonna love.
05:47Take your truces, your hand-shakes, your future plans, your past plans, your long-term plans,
05:53your short-term plans, crumple 'em and stuff 'em up your Nexus.
06:03Just like you, I look forward to the future, you wanna know what the future is?
06:08I take you down. Not just you, Wade Barrett, every single one of you, I take you down!
06:18Whether I do it myself, whether I have help, I'll get to every single one of you.
06:27That is the future. You got my word on it.
06:42That you're even capable of standing in this ring today is a testament to the fact
06:47that what we've done in the past is nothing compared to what we could do to you in the future.
06:54You know, it doesn't have to be that way, John. This was never about you.
06:59Look at Nexus, we've taken out the former general manager, Bret Hart.
07:04we've taken out the company chairman, Mr. McMahon.
07:08Now, I'm warning you right now, this is your last chance.
07:12Shake your hand or I promise you, you are gonna face some very, very severe consequences.
Este video fue un poco mas dificil de subtitular tengo que agradecer la ayuda de mi amiga Melanie que me ayudo con el video. Thanks so much Melanie.
00:01You know, Kane has not arrived here yet,
00:03but I'm told that he will be escorted by a team of police officers,
00:07straight from his home to the ring.
00:09And when he does get here, I'll be here to give you a report.
00:12They're out here waiting for Kane?.
00:15What's the big deal about him? Everyone is talking about him.
00:18The big deal tonight is Chris Jericho getting his WrestleMania revenge over Shawn Michael's right here in Los Angeles.
00:25Yeah, people aren't paying to see Kane, Terry.
00:28They're paying to see 2 things:
00:29Chris Jericho, the highlight of the night,
00:33the king of bling-bling beating Shawn Michaels and the pain to see Steve Austin
00:38in his last night as RAW general manager,
00:41thanks to my brilliant idea of sending the petition to leaving the band last week.
00:46I'm in such a good mood, I feel like singing and dancing.
00:50I changed a couple words 'cause Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
00:52A little bit seedy?. So here it is:
00:54Hooray for Jericho! The king of bling-bling is here!
00:58Hooray for Jericho! Shawn Michaels getting beaten tonight right here, here

GLOSSARY

highlight - the king of bling-bling - I'm in such a good mood - Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be
highlight: destacado; king of bling-bling: another term for expensive, often flashy jewelry, bling-bling was mainly used by black rappers, the king of bling-bling, he is saying he's rich, he's successful; I'm in such a good mood: I'm really happy; Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be: Hollywood isn't what it appears, its reality is different from its reputation;
Subtitles
02:18I will never get tired of that.
02:27For those of you that may have missed it:
02:29last night on raw it's true,
02:33I am being forced to retire.
02:40And what it's made me do is really
02:44open my eyes to everything again, you know, and really, really soak all of these experiences up.
02:50Almost like I'm seeing it all again for the very first time.
02:57Like my entrance, I uhh,
03:02you know I've been involved in some of the most insane matches in the history of the WWE.
03:13Some of the most insane moments whether it was helping to create the TLC Match - tables, ladders and chairs -
03:24whether it was 20-foot super-spears,
03:28diving into a flaming tables with thumbtacks in my back,
03:33whether it was Elimination Chamber matches or Hell in a Cell Matches against The Undertaker.
03:41No matter what, every time that I was going into a match like that or
03:47I have taken red eye flights and been up all night and two days because of our travel schedule, no matter what:
03:52As soon as I came down that ramp with my music playing - which I may be biased but I think is the coolest music in the WWE,
04:03so I gotta thank the guys from Alter Bridge for give me that song
04:08No matter what, as soon as I came out and hearing you guys,
04:13hearing all of you just feeding me that energy...
04:45Every time, every time I came out there you gave me goosebumps.
04:51And I have to do that one more time.
04:56So if you guys will bear with me, I'm going back up there and I'm running out here and I'm going to do that one last time.
07:05Man I got out of shape already, that tired me out.
07:14Listen, I—Since I announced my retirement,
07:20the outpouring from everybody in the WWE Universe it's been insane, it's been awesome.
07:31And a lot of people are sad and disappointed that my career is forced to come to an end.
07:39But you know what: I think, I think everybody is actually happy and very positive about the fact that
07:45the WWE and our team of doctors caught this before I was in a Ladder Match and I landed
07:51and couldn't get up. So that's good, that's a positive, I'm happy about that.
08:07I'm happy about looking at the rest of my life from here.
08:10I'm happy about the fact that me and my girl are gonna get the dogs and go hiking in the mountains,
08:15go surfing down in Nicaragua, I can't wait.
08:22I'm happy about the fact that I get to wear my two suits
08:26I'm not much of a suit guy as I can tell, but I thought that when I go out I might as well go out in style.
08:36And by the way I bought it for 100 bucks at JC Penney.
08:46I'm happy that I got to come to Albany.
08:54I really am. And I'm not just blowing smoke here, because Albany,
08:59it holds a special place for me, because this is where I won my very first WWE Championship.
09:12It's a little known fact but I was sitting in Albany in a rental car when I came up with the name Edge.
09:21And what makes me most happy - and this is gonna be the tough part -
09:25is that my mom is with me here tonight.
09:34There she is right there. There she is.
09:42She is gonna be all shy and timid, but this is the strongest woman I've ever met.
09:51That woman right there...
10:06she instilled the strength in me to make it this far, to come through the broken necks, the torn achilles tendons.
10:11If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be standing here right now,
10:15without her support over the years, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:22So everybody in here: Maybe give your mums a call tonight, alright?
10:30And I'm happy to be here in front of all of you.
10:38You know I don't want it to get all sappy and corny - even though I guess it already has -
10:44but to me this World Heavyweight Championship,
10:50it has meant everything to me. Absolutely everything. I—I've worked my entire career to hold this.
10:59But it's not just mine, it never has been, it's not anyone else's in the locker room.
11:06To me, each and everyone of you holds a piece of this, it's symbolic.
11:19But now it's time for me to come out here and do what I have to do,
11:28and that is relinquish the World Heavyweight Championship.
11:37Oh it's cool, it's cool, I gotta do it, man.
11:44In closing, I really really just, I wanna thank all of you
11:51because this has been one hell of a career,
12:01it's been one hell of a ride. Thank you. Thank you very much.

GLOSSARY

soak up - thumbtacks - goosebumps - bear - outpouring - instilled
soak up: feeling something enjoyable; thumbtacks: tachuelas; goosebumps: little bumps that appear on your arm when you feel cold, are scared, or sexually excited.; bear: support; outpouring: effusion; instill: To introduce by gradual, persistent efforts;
During an interview with TNA president Dixie Carter, she confirmed that Reso's contract with TNA had expired and that he had re-signed with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). Reso did not appear for the promotion until the February 10, 2009 episode of ECW under his old ring name "Christian", confronting the ECW Champion Jack Swagger. The names of all WWE televised and live programming, talent names, images, likenesses, slogans and wrestling moves and all WWE logos are trademarks which are the exclusive property of WWE All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. © WWE All Rights Reserved.
01:08As you just saw, for the last two weeks I have been victimized.
01:15I have been embarrassed.
01:25And what is our brilliant General Manager do?
01:28He forces me to defend my ECW championship at No Way Out against Finlay.
01:46I think you would all agree with me when I say 'That is unfair'. I am the victim.
01:56Despite that, I'm gonna take care of Finlay at No Way Out.
02:01And the reason I'm gonna do that is because I'm gonna take care of the real problem.
02:06But I'm not waiting for No Way Out, I'm handling this business tonight.
02:14So Hornswoggle, I'm calling you out, right now!
02:24Make it easy on yourself, you little troll.
02:27Come out here and face me like a man.
02:33Your dad can't save you now!
04:05Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me. What do you think you're doing?
04:10What am I doing? What am I doing?
04:19It's pretty obvious what I'm doing, I'm interrupting your promo.
04:27Actually, you probably gonna thank me for this later, but I'm actually out here to save your life.
04:35Your life. You look confused. Let me fill you in.
04:37You see, if you're not careful,
04:39you might electrocute yourself with that microphone by spraying your saliva all over it with your little speech.
04:47Jack Ffswagger! E-fcc-w! Hornfffswoggle!
04:55I mean really, that's the best you got?
04:58Sufferin' suckertash! Look, it's like this...
05:03Who do you think you are?
05:04Whoa, whoa, hold on a second, I wasn't finished.
05:09Let me have this moment. Actually, let us have this moment.
05:15It's been a long time since my peeps have seen me.
05:29Go ahead, drink it in, Swagger.
05:33Look, I'm gonna be serious with you.
05:38The real reason that I came down here, the real reason that I came to ECW
05:44is right there on your shoulder.
05:50You see, I'm glad you said
05:52that you not gonna wait to No Way Out. Because guess what.
05:55I'm not gonna wait to No Way Out either.
05:58To issue a challenge to the winner of Jack Swagger and Finlay for the ECW championship.
06:17Are you finished? Well, that means you're challenging me.
06:23if that's what you want, that's what you're gonna get.
06:29But now you're back and you want to make a big splash?
06:34I got a newsflash for ya, it ain't gonna happen.
06:38Jack Swagger is a two-time All-American. I won the ECW championship and for months
06:45I am a wrestling prodigy. OK?
06:51So you better think twice before you start dreaming about making a name for yourself again,
06:57at my expense. Because that ain't gonna happen. You are no threat to me.

GLOSSARY

despite
despite: a pesar de;
00:00where you exposed the opposite turnbuckle that you were planning on using against me.
00:07Face it, kid, you got outsmarted.
00:12Now we can stand out here, and we can go back and forth on this all day,
00:15but I'd rather sum up how I feel about it
00:18with a little video package that I happen to put together myself.
00:21So if you don't mind, take a look.
01:03What does that prove?
01:07Well, actually, Jack, it really doesn't prove anything,
01:10I really just like making you look stupid!
01:20Okay, laugh it up, Chuckles!
01:23This may be your show, but this Sunday, you're in my world.
01:27I own you in this ring
01:31and I bet you won't be smiling when I take my ECW championship back from you.
01:37So think about it, where you gonna be then, huh?
01:42You'll just be that guy who had his glorious comeback and then faded off into nothing.
01:50So I hope you're enjoying your moment in the spotlight, I really do,
01:54because it's only gonna make it all the more devastating six month from now,
01:59when you're sitting at home on your couch,
02:02wishing you never came back,
02:06you'll just be a regular guy with no cameras,
02:11no Peeps, and no ECW championship!
02:27Well, I could always—.
02:27No, you CAN'T! Because you know, everything I just said is true.
02:31You had no witty comeback
02:34and you can't even touch me because Tiffany said 'no physicality' during your show!
02:44Well, you see, that's the great part about hosting your own show.
02:48As the host, you get to say when the show is officially over!

GLOSSARY

turnbuckle - go back and forth - I own you - faded off - witty
turnbuckle: esquinero; go back and forth: moving from one place to another and back again; I own you: he is controlling; faded off: go away or disappear; witty: intelligent, clever.
01:58Last week I extended a hand to the WWE Universe in a much needed intervention.
02:07I don't know if you people know this or not, but I'm not the only one
02:11who knows that pills and cigarettes and alcohol are harmful.
02:17The medical science has proven this.
02:21There's a Surgeon General put in place to put warning labels on all of these products.
02:29I gotta see it's just there to warn the smart people who already know, huh?
02:34This is my crusade.
02:37And I will continue my crusade as long as there are people who need help.
02:44As long as there are people out there who need change in their lives.
02:54One person in particular I've been helping for quite some time now. I'd like to introduce him to the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Luke Gallows.
03:13That's right. Some of you may recognized him.
03:16As Festus. But that was a lifetime ago.
03:20And it's a lifetime that he just as soon forget.
03:24It's a lifetime of torturous drug abuse and neglect.
03:29You see, it started just like it starts for all of you people. One, one little pill.
03:36Just one pill to take the edge off. One painkiller. And then one turns to two,
03:42two turns to four, four turns to eight, so on and so forth.
03:47And sure his friends, his family were there. But they enabled him.
03:52They didn't help him. They thought they were, but they were slowly rotting him from the inside out.
03:59But then I helped him. Just like I could help all of you.
04:09Trust me, this is just the start. This doesn't end here, this begins here and now.
04:15I will continue to reach out and help those who can't help themselves.
04:26On December, 1st— this is scary, people, pay attention! On December 1st, a very dangerous, addictive new drug hits the streets.
04:37Now this scares me, because
04:40it's a socially accepted over-the-counter drug and it's gonna be widely available all over the world.
04:50And it's scary, because it's more dangerous than any prescribed medication.
04:54It's more harmful than chain-smoking an entire carton of unfiltered cigarettes.
05:00It is more dangerous than corroding your liver with a fifth of gin or wodka and then chasing it with your daddy's favorite beer.
05:24'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules.'
05:29And what an appropriate title - for a loser who destroyed his life and his career living by "his rules".
05:42And what makes me sick to my stomach is Jeff didn't just ruin his life, he didn't just end his career['Hardy'-Chants]
05:53He ruined the lives of all his fans, because he's planted seeds of destruction in all of the people.
06:02All of drug addicts like yourself who actually looked up to the Charismatic Enabler like he was some sort of a prophet.
06:13Well, if you people have any brain cells left,
06:18if there's anything left of your memory that's not burned out,
06:22all's you need to know is the last chapter of this DVD is the most important one you need to watch, because it tells the whole story.
06:31It's a Cage Match between myself and Jeff Hardy.
06:36Where I ended Jeff's career here in the WWE. Forever!
06:45I'm the reason he's not here!
06:52And I know how hard it is to deprogram your weak, little brains from all the lies you've been fed over the years.
07:00But you owe it to yourselves. Look yourself in the mirror,
07:04search inside yourself for that little shred of self-respect that might be left. And when it comes to this garbage,
07:14just say No. Because this,
07:19this in my hands right here
07:55Punk. You come out here and preach to each and every one of these people to follow your beliefs like you're some sort of cult leader.
08:06The thing you didn't get about my brother Jeff Hardy is that he's a free spirit.
08:12And sure, he's got his flaws. We all do.
08:16Even you. But you only targeted him, because he wouldn't follow your rhetoric, he wouldn't follow your nonsense.
08:25And other than demonizing my brother for his lifestyle, you don't know anything about Jeff Hardy!
08:31Oh, wait.
08:36I don't know anything about Jeff? What I know about Jeff is if he listened to me,
08:41if he searched and found the Straight Edge inside of himself instead of living for the moment,
08:48he'd have more of a future crawl out of a bottle.
08:53And if you'd come out of your soapbox for a moment, CM Punk, maybe you wouldn't be the FORMER Straight Edge Champion.
00:07Allright Serena. For the last time - Let me handle it, ok?
00:12Don't you realize that Kane is not gonna stop.
00:16Guys, all we have to do is admit it. And all of this is...
00:21Stop! We are not admitting it. It's the last thing we're gonna do, ok? I have the situation under control.
00:30I don't even know how you can say that.
00:33You were in surgery for ten hours.
00:37And guys we do NOT have control of this situation at all. In fact we lost control a long time ago.
00:43Serena, calm down.
00:45Thank you.
00:46No, Luke. I'm not gonna calm down.
00:50Do you understand how badly it hurt me when I had to see your face before you went to the operating room?
00:58I've never seen you like that before.
01:02I seriously felt helpless. And... it just broke my heart.
01:11Hey, do you trust me?
01:17Of course, I do.
01:19Then let us take care of it, ok. Tonight Luke will take care of Kane.
01:25If you two don't, then I will
01:36This is all gonna end tonight.
01:38I know... I know.
01:41The Straight Edge Society depends on it.
01:33Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else?
01:41Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix,
01:48I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time
01:55you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again.
02:05And that means no more ridiculous face-paint.
02:21That means no more stupid armbands.
02:36And it certainly means no more excuses.
02:41Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces;
02:48you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer.
02:52And the clear answer is: It wasn't.
02:55See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day.
03:01I know how completely weak all of you people really are.
03:14But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of.
03:20A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion!
03:30Now that Jeff's gone, I'm the only one that's strong enough to reach out to you,
03:35pull you up from your downward-spiraling life.
03:39I certainly won't ever miss a show because of an incident at an airport.
03:44I certainly won't ever skip a WrestleMania because I failed a test.
03:50Unlike Jeff I'm built to last. And I am here to stay.
03:55So, if you're gonna emulate any WWE Superstar, the choice is extremely clear.
04:03It's the choice of a new generation. And his name is CM Punk.
04:18And then there's The Undertaker, who is a legend.
04:25But he is no longer the solitary icon here on SmackDown.
04:30I am the only back-to-back Money In The Bank winner, I am the man that retired Jeff Hardy,
04:43and I'm the first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion.
04:48So, if The Undertaker at any moment wants to come down here and test my breaking point—well, I'll be waiting.
05:01I'll be waiting for the lights to go out, for him to appear before my magical eyes.
05:09In fact, I know The Undertaker is here right now.
05:19So, Undertaker, if you wanna come down here and face me, man to man—like I said, I'll be waiting.
05:36See, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Undertaker knows it's not in his best interest to face me in the ring man to man.
05:45You'd rather lurk in the shadows and play psychological games,
05:50which is what you people fall for every single time.
06:03See, all it takes is a couple of mirrors and some smoke to make you all believers.
06:09Smoke being the operative word. I can imagine you all, sitting on your couch,
06:15vegging out, smoking your illegal substances. Hanging on The Undertaker's every magical trick.
06:27Oohing and aahing at all his spooky powers.
06:32Well, what The Undertaker fails to realize is, that unlike you people, my mind is clear and strong.
06:40It hasn't been polluted with barbiturates and poison like beer and cigarettes.
06:48So at Breaking Point there's not gonna be any time for games and tricks.
06:53It's gonna be two icons in the ring, face to face, in a fight to the finish.
07:01And I love that. I love it, because The Undertaker has never faced a guy like me before.
07:08I have no breaking point.
07:11And all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize that I've laughed in the face of temptation, time and time again.
07:21I have never tapped out to society's schoolyard attempts and peer pressure.
07:30You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people
07:37and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to
07:44well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink.
07:49I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose.
07:54And I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue.
08:04But I do have one vice.
08:09It's a very dangerous vice, in fact, it's more dangerous
08:14that anything all of you people are addicted to.
08:21I can't get enough of it, but unlike your typical monkey on your back...
08:27it's more like an Anaconda
01:23I told you soooooo!
01:29It seems like I'm out here a lot saying that to you people, right?
01:33I know it seems like a lot, but the truth is, I said I would beat Jeff, and I did
01:43I told you so.
01:46I said that I would get rid of Jeff Hardy FOREVER,
01:55and I did - I told you so.
02:00And then I said I would make the Undertaker tap out to the Anaconda Vice and you laughed.
02:09But then I did just that.
02:12And contrary to what you people believe, I didn't come out here to brag
02:16about being the first and only man to make the Phenom, the Undertaker, tap out.
02:26I came out here to confront the Undertaker.
02:29I came out here to confront the Undertaker in MY ring,
02:34or my yard if you will.
02:40I came out here to stick MY World Heavyweight Championship in his face,
02:47and look him in the eye and say to him
02:52I TOLD YOU SOOOO.
02:58But of course he's conveniently not here right now, so instead I think I'll address all of you people.
03:11It's come to my attention that you people think that I've been preaching to you.
03:19Alright, we'll call a spade a spade, the truth is, yes I have because you people need a good preaching to.
03:28You people need somebody you can look up to, you need a leader who isn't morally corrupt
03:35and you need somebody who is righteous, not self-righteous.
03:43And I know what you're all gonna do next.
03:46You're gonna do exactly what your hero the Undertaker did, you're gonna give up.
03:53Well, by the looks of half of ya,
03:57you already have. I mean, what kind of life is it that you live?
04:02What kind of existance do you have where you wake up in the morning and you have to pop a pill to help crawl out of bed?
04:11Then you ravage your body with pitchers of beer.
04:17And that's supposed to somehow heal your broken self-worth.
04:23And then you just make excuses about inhaling poison into your lungs just to calm your nerves.
04:33And then, at the end of your sad, pathetic, lonely day,
04:39you're in need of another pill to make you forget everything, you need a pill to help you sleep.
04:53You are all just a legion of inebriated zombies waiting in line at the pharmacy with your hand out,
05:03begging and pleading for that newest anti-depressant that you think is going to help put an artificial smile on your face.
05:17You scratch and you claw for scapegoats for all of your inadequacies.
05:23And believe me, you have a lot of inadequacies.
05:35And don't tell me that you don't self-medicate yourself to forget about it all.
05:41Don't tell me you don't self-medicate the height from all your inadequacies.
05:49Don't tell me you don't do it. Because if you do, then you're a liar too.
05:58You're lying to yourselves right now,
06:02you're lying to the person next to you, you go home and you lie to your family,
06:09and it's insulting because right now you're lying to me.
06:13And I can see right through all of you people and your lies
06:17because I am not a liar.
06:22I am a man who means what he says and says what he means.
06:30What I am is a prophet. I am the choice of a new generation.
06:39I am a champion that everybody can finally be proud of.
06:44I am the first and only straight-edge World Heavyweight Champion in history!
07:02And if you're not straight-edge like me, well that just means I'm better than you!