WWE RAW 11/30/2009: Jeri-Show & DX Opens : Ingles gratis y facil online

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02:53	After a short period of deliberation, The Big Show and I decided that we needed to clear up some misconceptions this evening.
03:07	We needed to wake you all up from your ignorant bliss you're residing in
03:18	and clear up the fallacy that you all believe that DX is the greatest tag team of all time.
03:31	They most certainly are not.
03:35	And yet you applaud them for their childish antic instead of treating them with opprobium.
03:42	Big Show and I are here to clean up some rumors,
03:50	we're here to deal with the facts and expose DX right now.
04:13	Fact number one: The Big Show and Chris Jericho have been tag team champions for over four months.
04:22	We have embarrassed and beaten every team that has been put in our way: From Legacy to Cryme Tyme to MVP and Mark Henry,
04:33	Rey Mysterio and Batista. Even the immortal Brothers of Destruction, Kane and The Undertaker couldn't take us down.
04:46	We won these titles in the very first night of our existence while DX - your heroes -
04:55	have been together since 1997 and have never been tag team champions ever.
05:05	That's a fact.
05:09	Fact number two: DX are frauds.
05:14	I mean: sure, they're popular. I mean, they have their books, their hats, their shirts, their glowsticks.
05:23	But when it comes to historic wins and sheer in-ring-dominance they can't compare to this team.
05:32	That's why when we get our hands on DX at TLC, when we destroy them beyond the point of recognition, their merchandise of DX will become useless, outdated garbage.
05:54	Fact number 3: There are 42 championships between Chris Jericho and I.
06:02	Chris Jericho is the first Undisputed Champion,
06:08	I am the only man in history to have ever held the WCW, the WWE and the ECW championship titles.
06:23	Do you understand what this giant man is saying to you?
06:32	Let me say it more clearly - we can't be beat.
06:40	Nobody can match the combined strength, ability, agility, intelligence, courageousness that The Big Show and Chris Jericho have.
06:51	You can be in a huge disadvantage before you even face us in a normal match.
06:57	Imagine how those odds multiply infinitesimally when tables, ladders and chairs are involved.
07:08	You see this fist?
07:13	This fist is a lethal weapon.
07:16	This fist has knocked out the biggest stars in this industry.
07:22	And yes, you sycophants: This fist has knocked out Triple H and it hasknocked out Shawn Michaels.
07:30	Now imagine this fist wrapped around a steel chair and I'm swinging this steel chair with all my power at your head.
07:41	That's the last thing you're gonna see before you slip off into unconsciousness and a deep coma.
07:57	And finally, fact number four, DX has never been in a TLC match ever.
08:06	Sure they understand what it feels like to be smashed with a chair or to be slammed through a table, to be battered by a ladder over and over again.
08:16	But all three at once plus: used and manipulated by The Big Show, they don't know what they're getting themselves into.
08:35	They have never been the Unified Tag Team Champions, and they will never be.

GLOSSARY

glowsticks - courageousness - slip off - smashed - slammed - battered

glowsticks: a plastic tube containing a luminescent material; courageousness: a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear; sycophants: A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people, wrapped: envuelto; slip off: escabullirse; wrapped: envuelto; smashed: aplastado; slammed: estrellar; battered: maltratada;