00:14 | Why is it, the chairman of the board, Vince McMahon himself, personally signed me to a contract, personally proclaimed me your future World Champion. |
00:34 | And yet I'm not on the cover of this publication. |
00:48 | No, John Morrison is. John Morrison. |
00:55 | John Morrison that I defeated last week. If you don't believe me, here's the proof. |
01:39 | You gotta be joking me, right? You people actually believe in John Morrison. |
01:50 | Why? Is it because he's an American and I'm Scottish? |
01:56 | Why? Is it because he does a fancy flip or two? Why? |
02:03 | Is it because he's the Intercontinental Champion? |
02:10 | Not for long. |
02:22 | The idea of John Morrison defeating Drew McIntyre at TLC is as fictitious as tales from my homeland, such as the Loch Ness Monster. |
02:35 | Or William Wallace's portrayal in 'Braveheart'. |
02:40 | After this Sunday John Morrison won't be tomorrow's champion. He won't be a champion at all. |
03:48 | How dare you make fun of William Wallace. |
03:55 | Mel Gibson won an Oscar for his stellar performance in 'Braveheart'. |
04:02 | And you, out here talking about the Intercontinental Championship is one thing. But William Wallace will not stand for any disrespect. |
04:17 | You are not William Wallace. You are John Morrison and you look ridiculous. This better be your idea of a joke. |
04:29 | You are the joke. I am obviously William Wallace. |
04:41 | And it's not because you're from Scotland, that these people don't believe in you. You embarrass yourself, because no one can understand a thing that you say. |
04:57 | It is this kind of joking around, that's gonna� |
05:03 | It is this kind of joking around, that's gonna get you hurt, John. I strongly recommend you start showing me some respect and take me seriously. |
05:16 | Seriously? Well, blow me bagpipes. I wasn't aware this was supposed to be a serious episode of SmackDown. |
05:23 | What with you out here, self-proclaiming yourself the Chosen One. |
05:28 | That's what you call yourself, isn't it? The Chosen One? |
05:32 | Well, let me ask you this. Is that because your head is stuck so far up Mr. McMahon's arse THAT YOUR NOSE IS COVERED IN CRAP? |
05:53 | I've heard all about you, young lady. |
05:58 | That's laddy. I've had enough of this. This is completely ridiculous. Drop that sword right now! |
06:13 | No, it is lady. |
06:18 | And I've heard all about you. Actually, I think this sword kinda makes the outfit, wouldn't you all agree? |
06:33 | I've heard all about you. Getting coffee for Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat. Flex all for Rowdy Roddy Piper. Laying in your speedos by the pool with Arn Anderson and John Laurinaitis. |
06:47 | Staying up late on your computer, twittering with Irwin R. Schyster. |
06:57 | And this Sunday at the PPV- You may take our lives, but you'll never take MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! |
07:13 | That is it! That is it. I've had enough, I demand you stop this right now. |
07:20 | I demand you stop making fun of me and my culture. |
07:26 | I have been trying very, very hard to maintain my composure. |
07:32 | But I'm not gonna stand for this anymore. I was gonna wait till next Sunday to hurt you. |
07:43 | What kind of man are you, John? What kind of man are you? |
07:49 | I dare you to lose that sword right now. And fight me like a real man. |
07:59 | Well, since you asked nicely. |
08:09 | Let me ask you something. Why is it, that you think you can walk around here like you own the place, just because some crazy, senile old man gave you an endorsement? |
08:25 | The only endorsement that I need is from all these people. |
08:37 | And I think, they just authorized me to give you the beating you've deserved since you got here. |
08:50 | And besides, I didn't get all dressed up for nothing- |
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