Steven Seagal on Jimmy Kimmel Live - Dec 10 2009: Videos onlie gratis

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00:02 I certainly heard his music, so. 00:04 Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together? 00:08 We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time. 00:13 You should be more careful. 00:17 Stevie is a martial artist. 00:19 He is? 00:22 Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that. 00:30 Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat. 00:33 You have taught him anything? 00:34 He taught me, man. -- Really? 00:38 Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie. 00:40 Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely. 00:44 So -- you were very nice to do something for us. 00:48 We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch. 00:56 Would you agree with that? 00:58 Frightening. 00:59 I think that's another accurate way to put it. 01:03 Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them. 01:08 Not that they need help but to take it to the next level. 01:12 To take them from top notch to top notcher. 01:15 Yeah. 01:16 I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down. 01:19 That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team. 01:37 you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here. 01:40 Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this. 01:43 And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel. 01:47 And she comes in to grab him. 01:49 Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do. 01:51 Grab him. 01:54 That's it? 01:55 No, wait a minute. She went too fast. 01:58 Real bad guys might move fast. 02:05 Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay? 02:13 I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel. 02:20 Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me. 02:28 You're embarrassing me. 02:31 But what's going to happen? 02:34 If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel? 02:37 You are going to stop him this time. 02:44 If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can. 02:47 Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No. 02:54 When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel. 03:04 It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome. 03:18 You ready? And go. 03:21 Okay, I got it. I got it. 03:26 Why are you way back there? 03:28 Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them. 03:32 I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards. 03:36 I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal. 03:43 I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security. 03:47 There you go. 03:48 Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e. 03:51 Thanks, steven. 03:53 We'll be right back with lea michele. 04:06 Hi there, we're back. 04:08 Still to come, eddie pepitone. 04:10 While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls, 04:12 our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now. 04:26 That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle. 04:43 Hi. Congratulations. 04:44 How are you? I'm good. 04:46 How are you? I am great. 04:48 Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit. 04:52 It's about a glee club. It is. 04:53 Are there glee clubs? 04:55 I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ... 05:00 Kids are starting glee clubs. 05:04 Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one? 05:07 I was not -- I was much cooler than that. 05:09 Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band. 05:15 We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know. 05:21 Did we have one? 05:23 Do you still play? 05:26 I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show. 05:35 You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school. 05:40 I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8. 05:48 A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here. 06:00 Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no. 06:05 Seems -- that happens -- that's the story. 06:07 She's a writer now and she's brilliant. 06:09 Okay, good. At least she has something. 06:13 Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend? 06:16 I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate. 06:21 We're sick people. That's why. 06:23 The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no. 06:28 I have a picture Look at the ears! 06:33 Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand. 06:36 Where did they come from?. They're not like that now. 06:39 Um -- you look homeless in this picture. 06:42 Thank you. Thank you. 06:45 I was. -- Character is homeless, right? 06:47 Well, basically, yeah. 06:49 Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8. 06:52 And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right? 06:57 Yeah, pretty big deal. 06:58 And then -- How old were you when that show was running? 07:02 I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was young. 07:09 I did the workshops and stuff like that. 07:10 It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all that. 07:18 That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and? 07:23 Why didn't you come to see it? 07:24 I don't know. Who knows why. 07:27 But -- probably a game on that night or something. 07:30 Probably something like that. 07:31 But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes. 07:36 Did you hear? 07:37 You get that on broadway, people making noises? 07:40 Something just like what just happened. 07:44 I mean, it's pretty amazing. 07:45 It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night. I was like, cover your eyes! 07:54 What did you do? 07:55 It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful. 08:01 But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors? 08:09 No. 08:11 Suddenly you're pregnant on stage. 08:13 You don't know how it happened. No. 08:14 You mean in the audience. 08:16 What do they do? 08:17 My co-star jonathan, he

GLOSSARY

I bump into him - nudge up - top notch - accurate - grab - whip - dabble - twist of fate - homeless

I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.

Ian Somerhalder on Kimmel |07.12.2010|:Videos online gratis

Subtitles 00:00 Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead. 00:06 You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. 00:09 Please welcome Ian Somerhalder 00:32 thegals are very excited. 00:36 Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires? 00:42 You're talking to one. -- Yeah. 00:45 You have very excitable fans. 00:46 How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way? 00:53 Well There's a decibel level difference. 00:56 There's more screaming? 00:58 It's definitely louder. It's awesome. 01:01 You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness. 01:06 Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone? 01:09 A little taste. I shot this on my iphone. 01:01 Ok. Take a look. Look at this. 01:13 This is what, a convention of some kind? 01:17 Yeah, this is in Miami. 01:20 And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting. 01:26 This one was -- Flashlights for vampires? 01:28 Oh, wait a minute. 01:30 That must have been the twi hards or something like that. 01:34 Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale? 01:37 I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end. 01:41 When? -- About a week ago. 01:43 What, why did you wait so long? 01:45 Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting. 01:50 You were shooting. 01:51 I've been working. I was there. 01:54 It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back. 01:57 It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us. 02:04 All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle. 02:11 You saw the names on all the chairs. 02:13 All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together. 02:17 It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean? 02:23 Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life. 02:25 Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do. 02:31 I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes. 02:38 Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi. 02:45 But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently. 02:48 My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho. 02:53 One of the most beautiful places in the world. 02:54 Yeah, I've been there. 02:56 What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock. 03:02 Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane. 03:06 He's like this big tatted earring guy. 03:12 He looks like Mr. Clean. 03:14 Like a really good looking version of mr. clean. 03:16 But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old 03:20 and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor. 03:32 Is it good to give out your address on television? 03:33 Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid. 03:42 I want you guys to promise not to go there. 03:45 Yeah, so -- that's so stupid. 03:48 Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa. 03:50 Might want to switch to another hotel. 03:54 They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem. 04:02 I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares. 04:05 He shouldn't be your friend. 04:06 People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble. 04:10 So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00. 04:14 Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00. 04:16 You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you. 04:24 That's very nice of you. 04:25 You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it. 04:35 The cheese is not melted? 04:37 The cheese is melted. 04:38 But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it 04:45 When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese. 04:49 Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza? 04:52 It's pretty good, man. 04:55 Guillermo, come in from God's heeding .... 04:58 He's probably eating those pizzas out there. 05:02 I hope so too. 05:04 Thank you, Guillermo. 05:05 Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you. 05:07 Thank you. Thank you very much. 05:10 I left my wallet in the green room. 05:11 Give me 4 back. 05:13 I don't have any cash. 05:14 I'll get it from you later. 05:15 Is this hot? -- It should be warm. 05:19 I have to try it. 05:21 We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier. 05:24 I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good. 05:30 That's atasty pizza. 05:31 Idaho is known for its pizza, number one. 05:36 It's pretty tasty. -- I like that. 05:37 You got a lot of oregano on there. 05:39 Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend. 05:42 No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ... 05:45 Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it. 05:49 Eat the whole pizza. 05:51 Before social distortion comes out. 05:55 This is awesome. -- This is very good. 06:02 You're serious about this. 06:03 Like, you went to a pizza convention even? 06:06 Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms. 06:12 Who did? 06:13 The other pizza makers. 06:16 And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher. 06:23 You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on. 06:26 No. 06:27 I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us 06:32 Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year. 06:39 You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably. 06:53 Well that's very good to see you. 06:55 Thank you for bringing the pizza. 06:57 Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust. 07:00 I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end. 07:04 The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody. 07:09 Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust

gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;