Jericho and The Rock segment - I am not a joke ! Part 1:Ingles online con videos en ingles

01:56 Apparently, this year's Royal Rumble is going to be very different from all the rest. 02:06 Because apparently there's not going to be just one winner of the Royal Rumble - EVERYBODY is going to win the Royal Rumble. 02:17 Steve Austin told the Rock HE's going to win the Royal Rumble. 02:21 Kurt Angle told the Rock HE's going to win the Royal Rumble. 02:26 Undertaker, Triple H, they're all going to win the Royal Rumble. Big Show, Booker T... 02:32 hell, the Rock even just got a postcard from the sick ffffffffffffreak Goldust, saying HE'S going to win the Royal Rumble! 02:46 This jabroni holding the camera just whispered to the Rock...HE is going to win the Royal Rumble! 02:59 Give the Rock the camera! Give the Rock the camera. --:00 [A "Rock Cam" graphic is added to his feed.] 03:21 Unclip yourself, jabroni - unclip yourself - good. Now, bring your candyass in front of the Rock. 04:01 Does this jabroni look like a man who's going to win the Royal Rumble? 04:08 You're on SmackDown!, go on and wave to all your friends back home. 04:13 There you go, wave to Uncle Joe. Yeah, wave to your boyfriend Mike. --:-- [Rock starts filming the audience...and failing to focus.] 05:00 This six year old kid in the front row, he said HE'S goin' to win the Royal Rumble! 05:14 This hot little mama right here with the Rock, with the Rock sign: ROCK! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' AFTER THE SHOW? 05:22 She's just thinkin' about the Rock's strudel - she said SHE is goin' to win the Royal Rumble! 05:30 The entire section of 108 says THEY'RE going to win Royal Rumble! 05:40 Take your camera back - HOLD ON, the Rock forgot to shoot this side. 06:05 Take your camera back - HOLD ON the Rock forgot to shoot the upper deck! 06:24 Take it back. The Rock's point being, and the Rock has something very simple to say and he wants to make it crystal clear, his point is this: 06:37 ....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE! The only thing that matters is that the Rock can face them all, he can face Austin, he can face the Undertaker, the Rock can face Mr. Perfect, the Rock can face Punky Brewster on an ice cream SSSSSSSAMMICH - 06:58 the fact of the matter is this: is that the only thing Undisputed is goin' to be the Rock LEAVING the Royal Rumble the Undisputed Champion and there ain't NOTHIN' - AND THE ROCK MEANS NOTHING� 07:40 Cut that music! Cut the damn music NOW!! 07:52 How dare you, Rock. How dare you disrespect me, Rock! 07:58 I AM THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION - I AM THE MAN YOU WILL BE FACING THIS SUNDAY AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND YOU HAVE NOT EVEN MENTIONED MY NAME ONE TIME! 08:15 On top of that, everybody's talking about facing you at WrestleMania as if it's some kind of a foregone conclusion that you're gonna beat me this Sunday - as if I'm some kind of a fluke champion, or a transitional champion, but they can all go to hell if they think that! 08:37 And all of YOU all can go to hell if you think that!

GLOSSARY

jabroni - whispered - Unclip - wave - upper deck - On top of that - foregone conclusion - fluke

jabroni : loser; whispered: susurro; Unclip: desenganchar; wave: saludar; upper deck: terraza superior; On top of that: ademas de eso; foregone conclusion: deduccion; fluke: casualidad;