lunes, 14 de julio de 2014

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00:08 It is cold outside but it's about to get hot in here.
00:16 You see, before I was interrupted by the skankapotamus
00:22 I was out here to talk about WrestleMania.
00:26 I was out here to talk about The Rock.
00:36 You know, the guy who's not here this week.
00:41 But wait, wait, wait, wait, the guy who's gonna be here next week to address me.
00:46 That's gonna be a fun time.
01:00 I used to love that chant. It's tough for me to even call him The Rock anymore, because I used to love The Rock just like you guys.
01:08 And then he morphed into Dwayne.
01:11 And became a disciple of Team Film It.
01:14 You see, Dwayne is no longer "The People's Champion",
01:18 Dwayne is a champion with people. He has an entourage of his little goons. He's got Bryan. You saw his picture on the Tonight Show. The guy who writes all of his jokes.
01:28 He's got Hiram. The guy that I gotta talk to to talk to the other guy to even get close to Dwayne.
01:34 And then he's got a crackpot staff of rent-a-cops to make sure that nobody messes up that million dollar smile.
01:49 This is the part where I'm supposed to say: "I look forward to Wrestlemania because I personally respect The Rock." I don't!
02:01 I respect and congratulate Dwayne Johnson for what he's done.
02:05 Multiple, multiple global number-one box office hits.
02:12 He convinced the WWE Universe that I have a mangina.
02:18 And he can make his boobs bounce.
02:23 But through all that funny comedy stick, I have a legitimate beef with Dwayne Johnson.
02:30 And it's been same problem that I've had with him for seven years.
02:35 Next week, he should show up, raise an eyebrow, hold the millions in the palm of his hand like only he can, and then kick it back to Hollywood.
02:48 Because I've got news for you: That is exactly what's gonna happen.
02:52 Dwayne, I want you to listen, this is not a movie promotion for me. For those who saw "The Reunion", there's not gonna be a "Reunion 2".
03:00 And for those of you who bet to watch "12 Rounds", after half way through you're like: "Man, probably should have gone three rounds, tops."
03:11 But the thing I'm most proud of, the thing that makes me sleep at night, through all that BS I always showed up and I never left.
03:25 And when it comes down to Dwayne, the first time he got a taste of the bright lights of Hollywood, he was out of here faster that I could say: "Rocky, don't go."
03:37 And then a year ago he came back. Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday. Finally The Rock has come home and he's never leaving again. And then he left... again.
03:54 You know what? Vince is probably gonna fire me for this one, but the only reason he came back in first place was to promote "Fast Five" and launch his Twitter account.
04:08 April first means everything to me.
04:13 Because I'm not just fighting for me. I'm fighting for every person behind that curtain whose dream was to be in this ring.
04:22 I'm fighting for every person behind that curtain whose dream was to be a WWE Superstar and stay a WWE Superstar.
04:34 I fight at WrestleMania for the very, very small percentage of people that walk this planet and say I am proud to be - I'm sorry - a professional wrestler.
04:51 You know what? You know what? Hey, you know what the greatest thing about April first is gonna be? The greatest thing? April ninth.
04:59 The Monday after, when I'm at Monday Night RAW and Dwayne's on a movie set sipping on Mai Tai, laughing at his stunt double.
05:10 This got real real quick. I want you guys to enjoy all this.
05:14 We got 41 days to Wrestlemania and it's gonna be one hell of a ride. Well, I promise Rocky, I promise, Rocky, as entertaining as you're gonna be, as much as you're gonna try to bring it, as many boots you want to put to as many asses, you don't got the club in the bag, son.
05:31 I'm here. I've been here. I'll always be here. You're gonna have to kill me to beat me. The headline reads: "John Cena defeats Dwayne Johnson in the biggest match in history in his hometown Miami, Florida at Wrestlemania XVIII!"
05:51 I see you next week, movie star.

GLOSSARY

address me - tough - disciple - entourage - goons - crackpot - bounce - beef - bright lights - stunt double
address me: dirigirse a mi; tough: dificil; disciple: discipulo; entourage : sequito; goons: matones; crackpot: chiflado; bounce: rebotar; beef : queja; bright lights : luces brillantes; stunt double: doble de accion;

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