Shawn Michaels pardoy of Hulk Hogan [Lary King Live Spoof]:Videos online

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan! 00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he? 00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam. 00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time. 00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy? 00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho. 01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER! 01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling? 01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother. 01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother. 01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling? 01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!" 01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek? 01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother. 02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother! 02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon. 02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look. 05:08 Bro�-ther�- 05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam? 05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon. 05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother. 05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels. 05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother. 05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother. 05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother. 06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother. 06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother. 06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�- 06:27 Larry King�- Larry King. 06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-. 06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother. 06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�- 07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier

squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

Ian Somerhalder on Kimmel |07.12.2010|:Videos online gratis

Subtitles 00:00 Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead. 00:06 You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. 00:09 Please welcome Ian Somerhalder 00:32 thegals are very excited. 00:36 Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires? 00:42 You're talking to one. -- Yeah. 00:45 You have very excitable fans. 00:46 How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way? 00:53 Well There's a decibel level difference. 00:56 There's more screaming? 00:58 It's definitely louder. It's awesome. 01:01 You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness. 01:06 Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone? 01:09 A little taste. I shot this on my iphone. 01:01 Ok. Take a look. Look at this. 01:13 This is what, a convention of some kind? 01:17 Yeah, this is in Miami. 01:20 And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting. 01:26 This one was -- Flashlights for vampires? 01:28 Oh, wait a minute. 01:30 That must have been the twi hards or something like that. 01:34 Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale? 01:37 I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end. 01:41 When? -- About a week ago. 01:43 What, why did you wait so long? 01:45 Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting. 01:50 You were shooting. 01:51 I've been working. I was there. 01:54 It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back. 01:57 It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us. 02:04 All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle. 02:11 You saw the names on all the chairs. 02:13 All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together. 02:17 It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean? 02:23 Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life. 02:25 Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do. 02:31 I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes. 02:38 Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi. 02:45 But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently. 02:48 My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho. 02:53 One of the most beautiful places in the world. 02:54 Yeah, I've been there. 02:56 What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock. 03:02 Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane. 03:06 He's like this big tatted earring guy. 03:12 He looks like Mr. Clean. 03:14 Like a really good looking version of mr. clean. 03:16 But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old 03:20 and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor. 03:32 Is it good to give out your address on television? 03:33 Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid. 03:42 I want you guys to promise not to go there. 03:45 Yeah, so -- that's so stupid. 03:48 Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa. 03:50 Might want to switch to another hotel. 03:54 They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem. 04:02 I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares. 04:05 He shouldn't be your friend. 04:06 People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble. 04:10 So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00. 04:14 Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00. 04:16 You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you. 04:24 That's very nice of you. 04:25 You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it. 04:35 The cheese is not melted? 04:37 The cheese is melted. 04:38 But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it 04:45 When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese. 04:49 Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza? 04:52 It's pretty good, man. 04:55 Guillermo, come in from God's heeding .... 04:58 He's probably eating those pizzas out there. 05:02 I hope so too. 05:04 Thank you, Guillermo. 05:05 Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you. 05:07 Thank you. Thank you very much. 05:10 I left my wallet in the green room. 05:11 Give me 4 back. 05:13 I don't have any cash. 05:14 I'll get it from you later. 05:15 Is this hot? -- It should be warm. 05:19 I have to try it. 05:21 We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier. 05:24 I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good. 05:30 That's atasty pizza. 05:31 Idaho is known for its pizza, number one. 05:36 It's pretty tasty. -- I like that. 05:37 You got a lot of oregano on there. 05:39 Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend. 05:42 No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ... 05:45 Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it. 05:49 Eat the whole pizza. 05:51 Before social distortion comes out. 05:55 This is awesome. -- This is very good. 06:02 You're serious about this. 06:03 Like, you went to a pizza convention even? 06:06 Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms. 06:12 Who did? 06:13 The other pizza makers. 06:16 And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher. 06:23 You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on. 06:26 No. 06:27 I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us 06:32 Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year. 06:39 You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably. 06:53 Well that's very good to see you. 06:55 Thank you for bringing the pizza. 06:57 Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust. 07:00 I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end. 07:04 The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody. 07:09 Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust

gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy attack to Matt Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:05 As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head. 01:16 And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up, 01:20 I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest. 01:36 Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual, 01:42 he wouldn't listen. 01:46 But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen. 01:56 You've been through a lot this year, Jeff. 01:59 A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows. 02:10 You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended. 02:15 You were out having a little too much fun. 02:20 Me, on the other hand? 02:23 I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury. 02:33 But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt! 02:37 No one gave a damn about me or my injury. 02:47 Everyone wanted to know about Jeff: 02:50 Is Jeff getting the help he needs? 02:54 Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking? 03:05 Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time. 03:08 You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs, 03:15 you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions. 03:23 And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces! 03:37 And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff. 03:45 You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road, 03:52 there was the accident with the pyro... 03:56 I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people? 04:03 Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person. 04:14 But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff. 04:20 That was shortly after you got suspended. 04:25 You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking, 04:30 and you and Beth decided to leave your house. 04:37 And while you were gone, you received a call from me. 04:44 And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire. 04:50 Your house is on fire, man. 04:56 And I couldn't go outside and watch it. 05:07 I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for: 05:15 'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?' 05:28 Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack. 05:36 He didn't make it. 05:42 And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe. 06:12 Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it? 06:24 I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames. 06:30 I found it. It was in a heap of ashes. 06:36 And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time. 06:44 I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well, 06:49 the time is right now. 06:53 So I want to give this to you as a token. 06:58 As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy. 07:58 This is so hard to believe. 08:03 You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash.. 08:11 you tried to blow me up. 08:14 I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible. 08:21 Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man. 08:26 Don't bring up everything I love. 08:30 You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt? 08:35 You HATE me, Matt, don't you? 08:39 You don't love me, you HATE me! 08:42 But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy? 08:45 You hate yourself more than you could ever know. 08:50 Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented... 09:00 and so am I.

WWE Smackdown 3/23/12 Daniel Bryan Sheamus & AJ Segment:Ingles online gratis y facil con videos

00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES! 00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot. 00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no... 00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion. 01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven. 01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me. 01:29 And he has the softest lips. 01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon. 01:47 Danny... 01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel. 01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous... 02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple. 02:27 His mind and spirit are pure. 02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe. 02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling. 03:03 That's a little personal. 03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true. 03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover. 03:33 And at WrestleMania? 03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out. 03:46 And therefore? 03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time. 03:56 Let's hear it for AJ. 04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me! 04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! 05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth. 05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad. 05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous? 05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think? 05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward. 05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft? 05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there. 05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania. 06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny... 06:09 My name is Daniel! 06:34 Well, Danny Boy... 06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy. 06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion! 07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up

caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

DX Challenge Chris Jericho and Big Show For Unified Tag Team Championship:Aprende ingles rapido en linea

00:33 Congratulations on your big win, DX. 00:37 I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me 00:42 that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship. 00:54 Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here— 00:59 but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I— 01:00 Hold on! Hold on a second! 01:05 We know what you're saying. We know about the match. 01:09 And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey! 01:20 Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much, 01:26 they can't get him out the door they brought'm in. 01:32 It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it? 01:35 Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious— 01:39 You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?! 01:44 It is serious! 01:48 Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you 01:55 is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches. 02:03 There's gonna be Ladder matches. 02:09 There's gonna be Chair matches. 02:17 But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match! 02:38 And if you're not down with that, we got two— 02:41 STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH! 02:45 I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES! 02:52 Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do! 03:02 And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other. 03:09 Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise, 03:17 glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people! 03:25 This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades, 03:31 all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions. 03:40 You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever! 03:46 And that will not change, because after TLC— 03:52 Go ahead, chant D-X! Please! 03:58 Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase. 04:11 And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion. 04:16 Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion. 04:20 I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand: 04:26 As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up

miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;

Chris Jericho vs. HBK Great American Bash - Chris speaks out:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV

00:05 As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:10 as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:15 the fact is he's not coming. 00:18 I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here. 00:27 It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again. 00:32 This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned! 02:20 Everything that happened last night is all of your fault. 02:25 Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you! 02:33 There's no blood on my hands! 02:37 Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt, 02:40 even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you. 02:46 He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him. 02:50 You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do. 02:56 Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins. 03:06 When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you. 03:11 Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved! 03:18 You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision 03:25 the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life! 03:34 Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over. 03:47 Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding, 03:51 and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life. 04:04 He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever. 04:14 But the ironic thing is: 04:17 By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well. 04:23 He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves, 04:29 with no morals and no integrity 04:33 People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE. 04:40 You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down. 04:49 You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes... 04:56 I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up. 05:01 Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either! 05:13 And as disturbing as this might sound... 05:17 I'm actually proud of what I did. 05:24 I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night. 05:31 And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history, 05:38 I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins

footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;

Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE Raw - Bret Hart and Mr McMahons contract signing 15-03-2010 FULL:Ingles gratis con videos subtitulados en ingles

00:54 Sit! 01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring 01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business. 01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this 01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame. 01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince. 01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame. 01:49 Sit your ass down! 02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down. 02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon, 02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father, 02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys. 02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce, 02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:44 Do you have a problem with that? 02:53 No, actually I don't. 02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there, 03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict. 03:20 But Bret, you're different. 03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict. 03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward, 03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania. 03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have. 04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken. 04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon. 04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match. 04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT! 04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre. 04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation. 04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that? 04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah! 05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret' 05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret. 05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret. 05:32 Now, sign it! 06:30 There we have it. It is official. 06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match. 06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'. 06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life. 07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you. 07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself. 07:43 Tell me... 08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this. 08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt. 08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg. 08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business. 08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent. 08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match, 08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth. 08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'. 08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir

derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

03:21 Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me, 03:25 because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion! 03:36 I'm not dreaming. 03:40 I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people. 03:49 All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you. 04:01 You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions.. 04:04 he said some pretty rotten things to you and I. 04:13 And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view. 04:21 Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be. 04:32 Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool. 04:38 Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you! 04:50 I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since. 04:58 Because I'm a human, you all are human 05:01 and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be! 05:17 Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch. 05:30 Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time. 05:36 And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight.. 05:39 is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with. 05:43 He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison. 05:53 Now John, last time my title reign was way to short 05:57 and I don't plan on that happening again. 06:00 So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore, 06:04 I just want you to get ready! 06:14 'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice 06:17 and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

The Wyatt Family attacks R-Truth:Listening online con videos

02:36 They've been lying to you, man. 02:41 There ain't no such thing as a hero! Not anymore... 02:48 But you, you and you and you, you have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero is. 02:57 You have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero does for you. 03:03 You think you need someone to pat you on the back. 03:08 You think you need someone to talk you in bed at night, kiss on you on the cheek and tell you that everything is alright. 03:19 But everything, everything, everything, EVERYTHING IS NOT ALRIGHT! 03:28 What if I was to tell you, that the man who made you is a liar? 03:37 What if I was to tell you that you're own flesh and blood turned his back on you? 03:47 I will never turn my back on you, and maybe, maybe the answers you seek have been slapping you right in the face. 03:57 And maybe, just maybe, I, Bray Wyatt, the Eater Of Worlds, have been the answer all along. 04:28 Is this what you want? Is this what you desire? I will give it to you. You wanna take me down? 04:37 Well, I'm right here waiting! I'm right here waiting! 04:41 Come and get in! I'm right here! Come on. You're waiting! 04:57 What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, COME ONE! 05:57 You are not the truth we seek. Kane, follow the buzzards!

GLOSSARY

pat you on the back - cheek - flesh - seek - buzzards

pat you on the back: palmadita en la espalda; cheek: mejilla; flesh: carne; seek: buscar; buzzards: buitres;

John Cena and Wade Barett Truce:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:01 John Cena. Earlier tonight, the Raw general manager asked that the two of us meet in this ring and call a truce, shake hands. 01:13 Now, I'm not gonna try and sugarcoat what the Nexus has done to you, but I want you to understand that everything we've done has had a purpose. 01:22 It's just very unfortunate that you've been caught up in the middle of it all. 01:26 So before I proceed, 01:30 I would like to ask you to come out here right now so we can shake hands like men. 03:01 Cena, 03:04 we've caused you a lot of harm. 03:07 We've even cost you your WWE championship, but I 03:13 wanna let you know, and I want you to believe me when I say this, you are not in our future plans. 03:24 You see, I'm out here representing the Nexus because I wanna shake your hand 03:28 and put everything that's happened in the past behind us. I wanna look to the future, I want us to be able to move on. 03:39 Because the simple fact is this, the Nexus seven are gonna be here for a long, long time and we can make your life very easy 03:46 or we can make it a lot harder than it's already been, so, John, the choice is yours. 03:59 The choice is mine? 04:10 So if we shake hands right here, right now, this stops? 04:15 No more attacks, no more chaos, no more looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, it stops? 04:27 Listen man, the anonymous general manager wanted to do this truce tonight, 04:31 I need to now that you wanna do this truce. 04:38 I need your word. Where I come from my word's all I got. 04:44 We shake hands right now, this stops. 05:06 Why stop when we're having so much fun? 05:15 You see, we got a little bit in common, I don't dwell in the past either, I look towards the future. 05:20 The future, such a wonderful time, where cars fly, every kid's got a sweet hoverboards, 05:25 we got robot butlers and the Nexus runs rampant on Monday Night Raw. 05:33 Man, it sounds so awesome, let me just check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure it's true. 05:39 Ask again later. Can never tell with these things. 05:44 Oh. This is one you're gonna love. 05:47 Take your truces, your hand-shakes, your future plans, your past plans, your long-term plans, 05:53 your short-term plans, crumple 'em and stuff 'em up your Nexus. 06:03 Just like you, I look forward to the future, you wanna know what the future is? 06:08 I take you down. Not just you, Wade Barrett, every single one of you, I take you down! 06:18 Whether I do it myself, whether I have help, I'll get to every single one of you. 06:27 That is the future. You got my word on it. 06:42 That you're even capable of standing in this ring today is a testament to the fact 06:47 that what we've done in the past is nothing compared to what we could do to you in the future. 06:54 You know, it doesn't have to be that way, John. This was never about you. 06:59 Look at Nexus, we've taken out the former general manager, Bret Hart. 07:04 we've taken out the company chairman, Mr. McMahon. 07:08 Now, I'm warning you right now, this is your last chance. 07:12 Shake your hand or I promise you, you are gonna face some very, very severe consequences.

Chris Jericho Parking Lot Interview - WWE RAW 2003:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con videos

Este video fue un poco mas dificil de subtitular tengo que agradecer la ayuda de mi amiga Melanie que me ayudo con el video. Thanks so much Melanie.

00:01 You know, Kane has not arrived here yet, 00:03 but I'm told that he will be escorted by a team of police officers, 00:07 straight from his home to the ring. 00:09 And when he does get here, I'll be here to give you a report. 00:12 They're out here waiting for Kane?. 00:15 What's the big deal about him? Everyone is talking about him. 00:18 The big deal tonight is Chris Jericho getting his WrestleMania revenge over Shawn Michael's right here in Los Angeles. 00:25 Yeah, people aren't paying to see Kane, Terry. 00:28 They're paying to see 2 things: 00:29 Chris Jericho, the highlight of the night, 00:33 the king of bling-bling beating Shawn Michaels and the pain to see Steve Austin 00:38 in his last night as RAW general manager, 00:41 thanks to my brilliant idea of sending the petition to leaving the band last week. 00:46 I'm in such a good mood, I feel like singing and dancing. 00:50 I changed a couple words 'cause Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be. 00:52 A little bit seedy?. So here it is: 00:54 Hooray for Jericho! The king of bling-bling is here! 00:58 Hooray for Jericho! Shawn Michaels getting beaten tonight right here, here

GLOSSARY

highlight - the king of bling-bling - I'm in such a good mood - Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be

highlight: destacado; king of bling-bling: another term for expensive, often flashy jewelry, bling-bling was mainly used by black rappers, the king of bling-bling, he is saying he's rich, he's successful; I'm in such a good mood: I'm really happy; Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be: Hollywood isn't what it appears, its reality is different from its reputation;

Edge Retirement Speech at Smackdown:Mejora tu ingles con listening

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02:18	I will never get tired of that.
02:27	For those of you that may have missed it:
02:29	last night on raw it's true,
02:33	I am being forced to retire.
02:40	And what it's made me do is really
02:44	open my eyes to everything again, you know, and really, really soak all of these experiences up.
02:50	Almost like I'm seeing it all again for the very first time.
02:57	Like my entrance, I uhh,
03:02	you know I've been involved in some of the most insane matches in the history of the WWE.
03:13	Some of the most insane moments whether it was helping to create the TLC Match - tables, ladders and chairs -
03:24	whether it was 20-foot super-spears,
03:28	diving into a flaming tables with thumbtacks in my back,
03:33	whether it was Elimination Chamber matches or Hell in a Cell Matches against The Undertaker.
03:41	No matter what, every time that I was going into a match like that or
03:47	I have taken red eye flights and been up all night and two days because of our travel schedule, no matter what:
03:52	As soon as I came down that ramp with my music playing - which I may be biased but I think is the coolest music in the WWE,
04:03	so I gotta thank the guys from Alter Bridge for give me that song
04:08	No matter what, as soon as I came out and hearing you guys,
04:13	hearing all of you just feeding me that energy...
04:45	Every time, every time I came out there you gave me goosebumps.
04:51	And I have to do that one more time.
04:56	So if you guys will bear with me, I'm going back up there and I'm running out here and I'm going to do that one last time.
07:05	Man I got out of shape already, that tired me out.
07:14	Listen, I—Since I announced my retirement,
07:20	the outpouring from everybody in the WWE Universe it's been insane, it's been awesome.
07:31	And a lot of people are sad and disappointed that my career is forced to come to an end.
07:39	But you know what: I think, I think everybody is actually happy and very positive about the fact that
07:45	the WWE and our team of doctors caught this before I was in a Ladder Match and I landed
07:51	and couldn't get up. So that's good, that's a positive, I'm happy about that.
08:07	I'm happy about looking at the rest of my life from here.
08:10	I'm happy about the fact that me and my girl are gonna get the dogs and go hiking in the mountains,
08:15	go surfing down in Nicaragua, I can't wait.
08:22	I'm happy about the fact that I get to wear my two suits
08:26	I'm not much of a suit guy as I can tell, but I thought that when I go out I might as well go out in style.
08:36	And by the way I bought it for 100 bucks at JC Penney.
08:46	I'm happy that I got to come to Albany.
08:54	I really am. And I'm not just blowing smoke here, because Albany,
08:59	it holds a special place for me, because this is where I won my very first WWE Championship.
09:12	It's a little known fact but I was sitting in Albany in a rental car when I came up with the name Edge.
09:21	And what makes me most happy - and this is gonna be the tough part -
09:25	is that my mom is with me here tonight.
09:34	There she is right there. There she is.
09:42	She is gonna be all shy and timid, but this is the strongest woman I've ever met.
09:51	That woman right there...
10:06	she instilled the strength in me to make it this far, to come through the broken necks, the torn achilles tendons.
10:11	If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be standing here right now,
10:15	without her support over the years, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:22	So everybody in here: Maybe give your mums a call tonight, alright?
10:30	And I'm happy to be here in front of all of you.
10:38	You know I don't want it to get all sappy and corny - even though I guess it already has -
10:44	but to me this World Heavyweight Championship,
10:50	it has meant everything to me. Absolutely everything. I—I've worked my entire career to hold this.
10:59	But it's not just mine, it never has been, it's not anyone else's in the locker room.
11:06	To me, each and everyone of you holds a piece of this, it's symbolic.
11:19	But now it's time for me to come out here and do what I have to do,
11:28	and that is relinquish the World Heavyweight Championship.
11:37	Oh it's cool, it's cool, I gotta do it, man.
11:44	In closing, I really really just, I wanna thank all of you
11:51	because this has been one hell of a career,
12:01	it's been one hell of a ride. Thank you. Thank you very much.

GLOSSARY

soak up - thumbtacks - goosebumps - bear - outpouring - instilled

soak up: feeling something enjoyable; thumbtacks: tachuelas; goosebumps: little bumps that appear on your arm when you feel cold, are scared, or sexually excited.; bear: support; outpouring: effusion; instill: To introduce by gradual, persistent efforts;