sábado, 19 de julio de 2014

00:33Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44It is serious!
01:48Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up
miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;

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