| 03:14 | Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We're two hours into our seventeen hours extravaganza here at the Slammy Awards. |
| 03:22 | Our next award is for 'Guest Host of the Year' and here to present the award is Vince McMahon now. |
| 03:27 | Earlier today I was lucky enough to have Vince get me some notes on how to do comedy |
| 03:32 | Vince McMahon gave me a couple of comedy notes, thank god my life is complete now. |
| 03:38 | Wasn't sure if I could go on but Vince gave me some comedy notes. |
| 03:43 | Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chairman of the World Wrestling Entertainment, |
| 03:48 | Mr. Vince McMahon. |
| 04:09 | Some months ago I had a vision to have a guest host each and every week here on Monday Night RAW. |
| 04:17 | Some of these guest hosts have — quite frankly — been a little bit better than others... |
| 04:24 | and what is the matter with you people that you passed away before we came on the air here tonight? |
| 04:31 | What a lousy audience! |
| 04:37 | Now, the nominees for the 'Guest Host of the Year' are: |
| 06:09 | The winner is: Bob Barker. |
| 06:16 | Bob... |
| 06:16 | I wanna thank Vince McMahon and the WWE |
| 06:20 | and of course you viewers for voting for me as the best RAW host of the year |
| 06:27 | and presenting me this handsome Slammy which will have a prominent place in my home. |
| 06:32 | I sincerely appreciate it. |
| 06:34 | And I wanna thank you also for selling a lot of copies of my book 'Priceless Memories' |
| 06:40 | and since the proceeds from the book go to the DJ&T Foundation |
| 06:44 | my foundation thanks you as well. |
| 06:47 | And Vince I want you to know that I had a wonderful experience being with you |
| 06:53 | the staff, the wrestlers, everybody was so kind and so considerate and so much fun. |
| 06:59 | It was a great, great experience. |
| 07:01 | I wish all of you a merry, merry Christmas and a happy new year! Go for it! |
| 07:12 | A round of applause — nonetheless, Bob Barker asked me to go for it, |
| 07:16 | so I will. Dennis, if you were gonna go for it |
| 07:22 | and you were gonna name a guest host. |
| 07:26 | Who would it be: Al Franken, Sarah Palin, Howard Finkel? |
| 07:33 | Let me go outside the political round, Vince. |
| 07:37 | And let me posit this theorem: What about an age-old favourite of mine |
| 07:42 | is it possible that it could be hosted by Bret 'The Hitman' Hart? |
| 07:59 | Last time Bret was here in the WWE, |
| 08:03 | Bret screwed Bret and I don't think he would be interested in doing anything. |
| 08:08 | Would you be interested, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart? |
| 08:11 | WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED? TELL THIS MAN, would you be interested? |
| 08:20 | The people have spoken |
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