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Subtitles 01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester! 01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing. 01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel! 01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies? 01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head? 02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE! 02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking', 02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky' 03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist: 03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands. 03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass! 04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash. 04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio. 04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock. 04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept. 05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute. 05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that. 05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender? 05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear! 05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem. 05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious. 05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock? 06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking! 06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker. 07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch

jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

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00:00 ARE YOU READY? Then ... 00:12 You know what? I'm, I'm not ready. 00:17 Not ready. I can't do this. Look. I was watching ECW last week. 00:23 Miz and Morrison they were mocking us. 00:26 And it was pretty harsh. I think you gonna want to see this. 00:32 Pretty stiff. 01:24 That could've been us! Do you realize that? That could've been us. 01:30 I mean think about the genius of that. They dress up two guys to look just like us. Ok? 01:37 And than they went out there and beat the tar out of them. 01:41 That's revolutionary, that's innovative. I mean that hasn't been done since ... you know, like ... last week. 01:47 Actually no, somebody did it in section four. 01:50 Good point, good point, but I think, I think what we need to focus on more than anything else ... 01:57 Did you notice the size of your nose? 02:02 I mean, I never really stepped back and noticing, we've known each other for so long, I probably just gotten used to it. But that thing is gigantic. 02:10 It's, it's ah ... not really that big. The camera, it adds ten pounds. 02:17 How many cameras did they have on that thing? 02:22 Besides, the part that really sends me over the edge, they did the unforgivable. 02:32 They mocked the chaps, brother. I got news for ya. 02:37 I put up with a lot. You can mock my kids, you can punch my wife in the face. But I got news for ya. Nobody but nobody mocks the chaps. That's where I draw the line. 02:53 Mocking the chaps is crossing the line. 02:56 But I tell you what. Right now, the part that really made me mad 03:01 is when they started to get on you losing your hair. 03:05 There's no reason to go after you for going bald. 03:07 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 03:18 I don't, I don't recall them saying anything about ... you know, that situation. 03:25 I'm pretty sure they did. 03:26 No. I was standing right here with you watching. They ... 03:29 I just assumed. 03:30 I don't think so - But I mean it's obvious. 03:32 We'll never speak of this again! 03:36 Anyway, I think we can get through this, Shawn. 03:39 The thing is, those guys said they were in high school when we got started. 03:45 Stings a little bit. Stings. 03:49 When we were out here, revolutionizing this industry, 03:57 they were, they were ... well, let's take a look. 04:05 Whua! 04:08 Now that is The Miz in high school, that's his senior class picture and 04:12 don't let him belittle himself. The Miz is quite an athlete. 04:16 This is right after he took second in the Kentucky Derby. 04:26 No offense, Lilian. And, Morrison. 04:32 Now here's John Morrison. Assuming a position that he would assume for years to come at rest stops all around the country. 04:45 Those two guys to me Shawn, look like guys that got beat up every day in high school. 04:54 And I tell you what. Tonight is gonna be no different. 05:03 So Shawn, I ask you one more time. Are you ready? 05:11 I'M READY! 05:16 Are you ready? Miz, are you ready? 05:42 I don't feel so well now. 05:53 Then, for the thousands in attendance, 06:02 for the millions watching around the world, and for Miz and Morrison. 06:11 Because they have a dream. 06:15 No, not to stand in the ring with D-Generation X, no. 06:19 They have a dream that they one day will be able to enjoy the same rights and privileges as any other couple in the United States. 06:30 The right to be able to marry and start their own family. 06:36 With that in mind, for Miz and Morrison, ... 06:47 Let's get ready to Suck It!