WWE Raw 30th August 2010 - Straight Edge Society segment with The Big Show:Videos en ingles subtitulados en ingles

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01:20	Do you know who I'm better than?
01:26	The Rock!
01:31	I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't make crappy movies like the Tooth Fairy.
01:43	Do you people like The Rock?
01:53	Do you people miss The Rock on Monday Night RAW?
02:03	I don't miss The Rock and I'll tell you why, because The Rock epitomizes this septic tank of a show that is Monday Night RAW.
02:21	900 shows is a milestone, I'll give you that. But for 900 shows RAW has been promoting poor family values.
02:31	Don't believe me? I got two words for ya....Katie Vick!
02:44	And if you don't get it, that's fine. Just youtube it - it will drive you to drink and then you can come see me and I will save you.
02:56	Tonight I'm taking it upon myself to show you people four of the worst, most atrocious acts committed on Monday Night RAW by RAW superstars.
03:10	They're not pretty.
03:14	And tonight I am RAW's judge, jury and executioner and I give you exhibit A: Property damage.
03:46	Just people acting like animals! I give you exhibit B: Irresponsible and reckless behavior.
04:18	Ladies and Gentlemen, I for one would never throw another competitor into any body of water, ever.
04:27	It's just poor sportsmanship. But I digress and I give you exhibit C: Trust passing.
05:05	Uagh. And last and certainly least in my humble opinion, I give you exhibit D, for dumb, excessive use of alcohol via fire hose.
06:00	I can't even find the words to describe you the shame I feel for you people, how irresponsible it is of you people to cheer a man like that.
06:14	I don't put it past anyone of you, you would all line up, empty your pockets, take up a second mortgage on your house and pay your good hard earned money just to see Stone Cold Steve Austin walk down that ramp and spray CM Punk with beer via a fire hose. Thats the kind of—
07:16	Did you fall for it? You fell for it, obviously, I see it on your faces.
07:24	Oooooh, boooooh. Are you disappointed, Boston? Huh?
07:31	Do you feel empty inside? Are you upset with me?
07:36	Well, good! Because that's how empty inside I feel, that's how disappointed I always feel, when I come here and I see each and every single one of you.
07:53	And I'm not sorry I made you feel this way.
07:57	I'm happy you're disappointed!
08:05	And I'm gonna show you one more clip and leave on a high note.
08:09	This however is a clip from a really, really good show, it's called SmackDown. Let's roll the footage!
08:40	I can watch that clip over and over, I can watch that clip again and again, because it represents everything I could never ever be.
08:51	First of all, it represents being criminally obese.
08:57	I don't know who the other guy was, but Big Show's so big, that he breaks an entire ring— Why do I always get interrupted?
09:24	900th Episode of RAW baby, wow!
09:31	Wait. How disappointing. You people get Stone Cold Steve Austin's music, you get no Stone Cold.
09:36	We play The Big Show's music and we get Captain Insano!
09:42	You know, that's the thing with you, Punk. You really surprise me.
09:46	You try to embarrass me and you go with the fat joke?
09:51	I mean seriously, the fat joke? I mean, I've lost weight!
09:57	Okay, I found it! If you want to embarrass me, you should bring up something really embarrassing.
10:06	Like the time Eddie Guerrero gave me that tainted burrito and I had a chronic diarrhea for like five days.
10:14	That was embarrassing!
10:27	Or the time I had 40 yards of silk wrapped around and up everywhere when I was doing the, you know, sumo wrestling thing with the you know... That was embarrassing!
10:40	I mean, if you really, really, really want to bring up something really embarrassing, you should bring up when I got caught on video kissing Vickie Guerrero.
10:58	But a fat joke? Punk, I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh. I do impersonations, that's what I do.
11:10	You want an— An SES impersonation, ready? And we mix it in with somebody else.
11:17	Let me tell you something, brother. That SES dudes, they're running wild, brother. You gotta say your prayers, take your vitamins!
11:26	I get what you're sayin', brother. Straight Edge Society, dude! High five!
11:36	I thought you said something about being entertaining, because that was boring, you're not funny and nobody likes you!
11:58	That was mean!
12:04	You want mean? What did you say earlier? High five? There is nothing high about the Straight Edge Society and that is what makes us better than you!
12:21	I'm not high, I'm just tall!

GLOSSARY

epitomizes - reckless - humble - hose

epitomizes: personifica; reckless: imprudente; humble: humilde; hose: manguera; humble: humilde; humble: humilde;