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00:02 Well, last Monday night was not a great one for JeriShow. Chris, because you lost to Triple H, you now have to face DX in a Handicap Match in just three days on RAW. 00:12 How will that affect you psychologically, as you and The Big Show prepare to face Cryme Tyme tonight? 00:18 I could pontificate about next Monday or even tonight, but 00:23 I have supreme confidence any way you look at it. So it really doesn't matter, Josh. And the reason is this: 00:28 In ten days the most dominant Tag Team of this or any other generation, 00:33 The Big Show and Chris Jericho, will end DX forever in a TLC Match. 00:40 Now Josh, do you know, what a TLC Match is? 00:44 It's a match that involves Tables, Ladders and Chairs. 00:48 How clever. But 'involves' is an interesting choice of words, isn't it, Josh? 00:53 Let me be a little bit more descriptive about what a TLC 'involves'. 00:58 It involves chairs. A steel chair. 01:02 Can you imagine the largest athlete in the world wielding a steel chair with those fists? 01:11 Can you imagine him pummel you down into physical decimation? I mean, if an average hypocrite on the street hit you with a steel chair, it would be painful. 01:20 But if The Big Show does it, when The Big Show does it— At best you have a concussion, at worst you're in the hospital in a coma. 01:28 And a TLC also involves tables. 01:32 The most glorified and typecast weapon in this business. Let's figure out why. 01:41 All the parasites in the crowd, waiting to see the tables, so they can take out their camera-phones and take a picture. 01:47 Look at the carnage. Take a picture. Isn't it sweet? 01:51 Can you image the human beings that go through the table? What about them, Josh? 01:58 What about Shawn Michaels' surgically repaired back being pushed and bent to the limit when The Big Show chokeslams him through a table. 02:07 How about the Cerebral Assassin Triple H lying dazed and confused on a table, 02:12 only to regain consciousness for a split second to see Chris Jericho crashing down upon him from the top rope with an elbow. 02:23 Think about that. Take a picture with your cellphone of that, parasites! 02:29 And let's talk about ladders. There is nobody in this business that knows how to use a ladder to damage someone more than Chris Jericho. 02:37 Ask Shawn Michaels. The last Ladder Match we had, I destroyed him, I embarrassed him, I beat him. 02:44 And became the new King Of The Ladder Matches. 02:48 And can you imagine what kind of a weapon The Big Show could turn a ladder into? 02:55 Can you imagine him battering DX over and over and over again? 03:01 So to finalize answering the question, Josh, you have no idea what a TLC is. But I do. 03:07 A TLC is the most dangerous match ever created in the WWE. 03:12 A TLC hurts people. Ends careers, ruins lives. And I've been in two of them. 03:19 I've been victorious in a TLC, I've defended these titles in a TLC. 03:25 We know what it takes to come out a TLC and still be the champions. That's what's gonna happen. 03:34 Cause after TLC, DX will be finished. No more jokes, no more useless catchphrases, 03:41 no more worthless merchandise for all the sicko fans to purchase. 03:46 Only Big Show and Chris Jericho standing victorious. 03:51 The best in the world at what I do. The Giant Destroyer will end the DX mythology forever. 03:59 Tables, Ladders and Chairs are weapons. But I've got the biggest and most lethal weapon of them all. As my partner.

GLOSSARY

pontificate - wielding - pummel - decimation - dazed - regain - split second - battering - useless -

pontificate: To express opinions or judgments in a dogmatic way; wielding(wield): To handle (a weapon or tool, for example) with skill and ease; pummel: strike, usually with the fist; decimation: To destroy or kill; dazed: lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow; regain: To recover possession of; get back again; split second: a very short time; battering: To hit heavily and repeatedly with violent blows; useless: of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile;