Shawn Michaels pardoy of Hulk Hogan [Lary King Live Spoof]:Videos online

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan! 00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he? 00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam. 00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time. 00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy? 00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho. 01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER! 01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling? 01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother. 01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother. 01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling? 01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!" 01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek? 01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother. 02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother! 02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon. 02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look. 05:08 Bro�-ther�- 05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam? 05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon. 05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother. 05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels. 05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother. 05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother. 05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother. 06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother. 06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother. 06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�- 06:27 Larry King�- Larry King. 06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-. 06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother. 06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�- 07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier

squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

The Rock and Hogan Confrontation 2 of 2:Mejora tu ingles gratis con videos

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00:01	But let The Rock ask you something:
00:04	do you really think that it was the fans?
00:08	Do you actually think that it was the people that drove you out of the WWF?
00:20	Is that what you think?
00:22	That's exactly what...
00:23	It doesn't matter what you think!!
00:33	The only thing that matters is you realise, it was not the people that drove you out of the WWF, no no no, no,
00:39	they loved you! They believed in you! And, dammit, The Rock believed in you!
00:55	But you know what happened?
00:59	It was years after years after years.
01:04	It was years after years of you eating the vitamins, saying the prayers, ripping your T-shirt off,
01:09	running wild over everyone, 'What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild over you?'
01:17	Oh, The Rock'll tell ya - The Rock'll tell you what the people did
01:20	after all that, the people ran - they ran all right - they ran right to the toilet, pulled their pants down, took one big Hulkacrap every time you opened your mouth!
01:34	You know what? The Rock will say this about you, Hollywood Hulk Hogan:
01:39	you are, without a shadow of a doubt, a legend
01:45	you are, without a shadow of a doubt, an icon
01:50	quite possibly, the best ever.
01:56	And seeing as you are back in the WWF because of Vince McMahon,
02:03	The Rock has one thing to say: you talk about headlining, main eventing WrestleMania after WrestleMania after WrestleMania.
02:11	Well, Hulk Hogan, The Rock says how do you feel about headlining one more WrestleMania... with The Rock?
03:32	You know something, Rock... they've got a name - a phrase for guys like you.
03:39	It's called 'flavour of the month.' Oh yeah, I've seen a lotta guys like you come and go - they're a dime a dozen.
03:49	What makes you think you're even in my league?
03:54	What makes you think you're even close to being as big a star as I am?
04:09	What makes you...
04:20	Yes... or no?
04:24	Let The Rock paint a picture for you. The fantasy matchup no one would have ever thought they could have ever seen.
04:32	The fantasy matchup that transcends this industry. The fantasy matchup that will determine who will go down in history as being the absolute best - ever.
04:49	But you know what? Maybe it's...
05:13	You know what? Maybe it's not up to you to decide.
05:17	Maybe it's not up to The Rock to decide. Maybe, just maybe, it's up to... the people.
05:30	At WrestleMania, do you people want to see the Immortal Hulk Hogan go one on one with the Great One?
06:15	Yes... or no?
06:42	YES.
06:52	You know, Rock... they are right.
06:57	It'll be a pleasure to kick your ass at WrestleMania.
07:04	So I say, let's do it.
07:20	And by the way, Rock... good luck 'cause you're gonna need it.
07:37	Not as much as you... BROTHER!

The Rock and Hogan Confrontation 1 of 2:Aprende ingles gratis en internet con videos

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02:11	You know guys, it feels great to be back in this ring, in the WWF.
02:21	I mean, the WWF made Hulk Hogan a legend.
02:28	And it even feels greater tonight to be out here in front of you WWF fans, right here tonight, I mean,
02:35	we've been through everything together.
02:41	If I reminisce and I think back, I mean we've fought the Russians, man, we fought the monsters
02:48	I mean, my God, we even took Andre The Giant, God bless his soul...
02:54	seven hundred pounds of Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III
02:59	you and I, we took Andre The Giant, we pressed him over our heads, and we slammed him. I mean my God,
03:06	we've done it all together.
03:14	But you know somethin'?
03:16	Something happened.
03:21	And then you people turned on me.
03:24	I mean, why did you start takin' Hulk Hogan for granted?
03:29	I never wanted to leave the WWF; I wanted to stay here in the WWF.
03:33	I wanted to end my career here in the WWF. You gonna do.
03:41	I mean, suddenly, you didn't have any more respect for Hulk Hogan.
03:47	Suddenly, you drove me out - the WWF fans drove me out of the WWF.
03:55	It's just like what you people did to Michael Jordan in Chicago.
04:01	You took Michael Jordan - you took Michael Jordan for granted, and you drove him outta the - outta Chicago,
04:09	that's exactly what the WWF fans, what you did to me.
04:22	Ever since you fans drove me out of the WWF, I've had something I've wanted to say,
04:29	and now that I'm back in the WWF, thanks to Mr. Vince McMahon...
04:39	there's only one thing that I've gotta say to you WWF fans.
04:46	You can kiss my *ss!
04:54	I'm the reason all of you people are here, I'm the one that put the WWF on the map,
05:00	and I'm the one that made wrestling as big as it is today.
05:09	That's right, there's nobody in this business that's a bigger icon than I am,
05:14	there's nobody in this business that's sold out more arenas than I have,
05:19	there's nobody in this business that'll go down in the history books other than Hollywood Hulk Hogan,
05:26	and to lay it out nice and straight for all you WWF fans that drove me out of the WWF
05:35	I'm the biggest star, past or present, in the wrestling world today,
05:40	and there'll never, ever be a bigger star in the wrestling business than Hollywood Hulk Hogan!
07:44	Finally The Rock has come back to Chicago!!
08:01	Hulk Hogan and The Rock, in the same ring. Who would have thought that they would've ever seen... Hogan, and The Rock.
08:21	Hulk Hogan, The Rock heard what you were saying in the back, The Rock was listening, and The Rock agrees with you... on some things.

GLOSSARY

reminisce - turn on- take for granted - drop out

reminisce:To recollect and tell of past experiences or eventsturnon:Attack, become hostile toward;take for granted:you don't show your appreciation to them;drop out:a person who has abandoned a course of study or who has rejected conventional society to pursue an alternative lifestyle.

WWF Classics EP.3! - Kane, The Rock, And Hulk Hogan Funny Backstage:Ingles gratis y rapido con videos

00:06 Wassup? 00:07 What’s up, my brother? 00:08 What's up, man? Tonight’s the night. The very last night. 00:13 You and The Rock have a shot at the nWo. We were drafted on SmackDown!, they were drafted on RAW. 00:19 Tonight’s the very lasty night we have a shot to whup their candy asses. 00:25 One, two, three. 00:34 You know, brother, I want these guys just as bad as you do. 00:39 But it's not just you and me tonight. We've got a partner: Kane! 00:45 Now, I've been in the ring with a lotta big, scary dudes, guy. But this guy, he's scarier than all the rest. 00.51 I mean, he scares the hell outta me. Do you think we can trust this guy?" 01:00 You know, I completely know where you're coming from. You've been in the ring with a lot of scary cats; I've been in the ring with a lot of scary cats. 01:07 And yeah, that guy is scary, he's big, he's scary and—hey, he ain't King Kong Bundy walkin' around here. Remember Bundy? 'Five! Five!' 01:17 Not Bundy! He ain't Kamala. Remember Kamala? 01:21 Rubbin' his belly Ain't Kamala! 01:29 But he is one big scary guy and he is one big red ass-kicking machiiine. 01:34 He's got no love— Oh, here he comes out. 01:45 He's scary. But he ain't scared. Watch this: 01:55 The Rock ask you somethin': You're ready to go out there and whip some ass? Ready to go out there and whoop candy-ass? 02:03 "Well, I'm ready. Are you ready?" 02:07 "Well, you bet your ass that—" 02:08 "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE READY! 02:13 Because tonight, The Rock... and Kane... team up... with Hulk Hogan. 02:21 And you know somethin', brothers? Whether it's the millions [and millions] 02:27 and millions of Rock fans or 20.000 Hulkamaniacs or 20.000 screaming Kane-o-nites... 02:37 the question is, brothers: Whatcha gonna do—Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, X-Pac, 02:47 whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan, The Rock and The Big Red Machine RUN WILD ON YOOOOOU?!? WHATCHA GONNA DO? 03:08 I see you guys out there.

GLOSSARY

whup - rubbin - whip

whup: machacar; rubbin: frotando; whip: azotar; whip: azotar;