00:24 | The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES! |
00:40 | Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot. |
00:51 | AJ, tell me... no, no, no... |
00:54 | tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion. |
01:09 | Well, in a word: It's heaven. |
01:20 | Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me. |
01:29 | And he has the softest lips. |
01:36 | And sometimes at night we spoon. |
01:47 | Danny... |
01:50 | We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel. |
01:58 | I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous... |
02:18 | As a vegan his body is his temple. |
02:27 | His mind and spirit are pure. |
02:36 | And above all of that he make me feel safe. |
02:46 | And that's why I really enjoy cuddling. |
03:03 | That's a little personal. |
03:06 | It's true, isn't it? It's true. |
03:15 | Daniel Bryan is a great lover. |
03:33 | And at WrestleMania? |
03:37 | And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out. |
03:46 | And therefore? |
03:48 | And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time. |
03:56 | Let's hear it for AJ. |
04:03 | And better yet, let's hear it for me! |
04:09 | YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! |
05:12 | No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth. |
05:20 | I can still taste it. It's bad. |
05:24 | Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous? |
05:31 | Really? Serious? You know what I think? |
05:37 | I think you're a sniffling little coward. |
05:46 | And AJ says your lips are so soft? |
05:50 | Fella, I don't even want to go there. |
05:58 | But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania. |
06:07 | Because if you don't like being called Danny... |
06:09 | My name is Daniel! |
06:34 | Well, Danny Boy... |
06:38 | I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy. |
06:59 | If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion! |
07:14 | Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat. |
0 comentarios:
Publicar un comentario