Ian Somerhalder on Kimmel |07.12.2010|:Videos online gratis

Subtitles 00:00 Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead. 00:06 You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. 00:09 Please welcome Ian Somerhalder 00:32 thegals are very excited. 00:36 Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires? 00:42 You're talking to one. -- Yeah. 00:45 You have very excitable fans. 00:46 How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way? 00:53 Well There's a decibel level difference. 00:56 There's more screaming? 00:58 It's definitely louder. It's awesome. 01:01 You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness. 01:06 Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone? 01:09 A little taste. I shot this on my iphone. 01:01 Ok. Take a look. Look at this. 01:13 This is what, a convention of some kind? 01:17 Yeah, this is in Miami. 01:20 And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting. 01:26 This one was -- Flashlights for vampires? 01:28 Oh, wait a minute. 01:30 That must have been the twi hards or something like that. 01:34 Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale? 01:37 I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end. 01:41 When? -- About a week ago. 01:43 What, why did you wait so long? 01:45 Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting. 01:50 You were shooting. 01:51 I've been working. I was there. 01:54 It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back. 01:57 It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us. 02:04 All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle. 02:11 You saw the names on all the chairs. 02:13 All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together. 02:17 It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean? 02:23 Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life. 02:25 Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do. 02:31 I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes. 02:38 Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi. 02:45 But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently. 02:48 My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho. 02:53 One of the most beautiful places in the world. 02:54 Yeah, I've been there. 02:56 What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock. 03:02 Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane. 03:06 He's like this big tatted earring guy. 03:12 He looks like Mr. Clean. 03:14 Like a really good looking version of mr. clean. 03:16 But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old 03:20 and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor. 03:32 Is it good to give out your address on television? 03:33 Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid. 03:42 I want you guys to promise not to go there. 03:45 Yeah, so -- that's so stupid. 03:48 Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa. 03:50 Might want to switch to another hotel. 03:54 They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem. 04:02 I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares. 04:05 He shouldn't be your friend. 04:06 People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble. 04:10 So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00. 04:14 Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00. 04:16 You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you. 04:24 That's very nice of you. 04:25 You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it. 04:35 The cheese is not melted? 04:37 The cheese is melted. 04:38 But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it 04:45 When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese. 04:49 Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza? 04:52 It's pretty good, man. 04:55 Guillermo, come in from God's heeding .... 04:58 He's probably eating those pizzas out there. 05:02 I hope so too. 05:04 Thank you, Guillermo. 05:05 Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you. 05:07 Thank you. Thank you very much. 05:10 I left my wallet in the green room. 05:11 Give me 4 back. 05:13 I don't have any cash. 05:14 I'll get it from you later. 05:15 Is this hot? -- It should be warm. 05:19 I have to try it. 05:21 We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier. 05:24 I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good. 05:30 That's atasty pizza. 05:31 Idaho is known for its pizza, number one. 05:36 It's pretty tasty. -- I like that. 05:37 You got a lot of oregano on there. 05:39 Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend. 05:42 No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ... 05:45 Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it. 05:49 Eat the whole pizza. 05:51 Before social distortion comes out. 05:55 This is awesome. -- This is very good. 06:02 You're serious about this. 06:03 Like, you went to a pizza convention even? 06:06 Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms. 06:12 Who did? 06:13 The other pizza makers. 06:16 And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher. 06:23 You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on. 06:26 No. 06:27 I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us 06:32 Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year. 06:39 You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably. 06:53 Well that's very good to see you. 06:55 Thank you for bringing the pizza. 06:57 Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust. 07:00 I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end. 07:04 The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody. 07:09 Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust

gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy attack to Matt Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:05 As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head. 01:16 And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up, 01:20 I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest. 01:36 Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual, 01:42 he wouldn't listen. 01:46 But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen. 01:56 You've been through a lot this year, Jeff. 01:59 A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows. 02:10 You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended. 02:15 You were out having a little too much fun. 02:20 Me, on the other hand? 02:23 I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury. 02:33 But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt! 02:37 No one gave a damn about me or my injury. 02:47 Everyone wanted to know about Jeff: 02:50 Is Jeff getting the help he needs? 02:54 Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking? 03:05 Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time. 03:08 You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs, 03:15 you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions. 03:23 And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces! 03:37 And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff. 03:45 You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road, 03:52 there was the accident with the pyro... 03:56 I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people? 04:03 Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person. 04:14 But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff. 04:20 That was shortly after you got suspended. 04:25 You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking, 04:30 and you and Beth decided to leave your house. 04:37 And while you were gone, you received a call from me. 04:44 And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire. 04:50 Your house is on fire, man. 04:56 And I couldn't go outside and watch it. 05:07 I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for: 05:15 'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?' 05:28 Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack. 05:36 He didn't make it. 05:42 And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe. 06:12 Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it? 06:24 I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames. 06:30 I found it. It was in a heap of ashes. 06:36 And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time. 06:44 I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well, 06:49 the time is right now. 06:53 So I want to give this to you as a token. 06:58 As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy. 07:58 This is so hard to believe. 08:03 You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash.. 08:11 you tried to blow me up. 08:14 I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible. 08:21 Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man. 08:26 Don't bring up everything I love. 08:30 You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt? 08:35 You HATE me, Matt, don't you? 08:39 You don't love me, you HATE me! 08:42 But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy? 08:45 You hate yourself more than you could ever know. 08:50 Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented... 09:00 and so am I.

WWE Smackdown 3/23/12 Daniel Bryan Sheamus & AJ Segment:Ingles online gratis y facil con videos

00:24 The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES! 00:40 Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot. 00:51 AJ, tell me... no, no, no... 00:54 tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion. 01:09 Well, in a word: It's heaven. 01:20 Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me. 01:29 And he has the softest lips. 01:36 And sometimes at night we spoon. 01:47 Danny... 01:50 We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel. 01:58 I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous... 02:18 As a vegan his body is his temple. 02:27 His mind and spirit are pure. 02:36 And above all of that he make me feel safe. 02:46 And that's why I really enjoy cuddling. 03:03 That's a little personal. 03:06 It's true, isn't it? It's true. 03:15 Daniel Bryan is a great lover. 03:33 And at WrestleMania? 03:37 And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out. 03:46 And therefore? 03:48 And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time. 03:56 Let's hear it for AJ. 04:03 And better yet, let's hear it for me! 04:09 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! 05:12 No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth. 05:20 I can still taste it. It's bad. 05:24 Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous? 05:31 Really? Serious? You know what I think? 05:37 I think you're a sniffling little coward. 05:46 And AJ says your lips are so soft? 05:50 Fella, I don't even want to go there. 05:58 But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania. 06:07 Because if you don't like being called Danny... 06:09 My name is Daniel! 06:34 Well, Danny Boy... 06:38 I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy. 06:59 If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion! 07:14 Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up

caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

Chris Jericho vs. HBK Great American Bash - Chris speaks out:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV

00:05 As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:10 as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:15 the fact is he's not coming. 00:18 I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here. 00:27 It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again. 00:32 This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned! 02:20 Everything that happened last night is all of your fault. 02:25 Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you! 02:33 There's no blood on my hands! 02:37 Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt, 02:40 even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you. 02:46 He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him. 02:50 You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do. 02:56 Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins. 03:06 When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you. 03:11 Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved! 03:18 You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision 03:25 the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life! 03:34 Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over. 03:47 Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding, 03:51 and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life. 04:04 He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever. 04:14 But the ironic thing is: 04:17 By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well. 04:23 He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves, 04:29 with no morals and no integrity 04:33 People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE. 04:40 You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down. 04:49 You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes... 04:56 I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up. 05:01 Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either! 05:13 And as disturbing as this might sound... 05:17 I'm actually proud of what I did. 05:24 I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night. 05:31 And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history, 05:38 I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins

footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;

Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE Raw - Bret Hart and Mr McMahons contract signing 15-03-2010 FULL:Ingles gratis con videos subtitulados en ingles

00:54 Sit! 01:06 Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring 01:11 I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business. 01:17 You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this 01:37 I go into the Hall of Fame. 01:40 That's something I'm very proud of, Vince. 01:43 And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame. 01:49 Sit your ass down! 02:00 And... Sit down or I'll knock you down. 02:05 And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon, 02:08 that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:17 And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father, 02:21 for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys. 02:28 So I'm here tonight to officially announce, 02:33 that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame. 02:44 Do you have a problem with that? 02:53 No, actually I don't. 02:58 Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there, 03:07 you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict. 03:20 But Bret, you're different. 03:22 You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict. 03:30 So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward, 03:39 or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania. 03:47 But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have. 04:11 It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken. 04:14 Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon. 04:21 But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match. 04:26 You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT! 04:31 This is gonna be a full-on massacre. 04:34 This is gonna be complete annihilation. 04:38 So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that? 04:54 In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah! 05:01 You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret' 05:09 The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret. 05:17 But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret. 05:32 Now, sign it! 06:30 There we have it. It is official. 06:34 At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match. 06:42 If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'. 06:50 And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life. 07:25 There is one thing, I forgot to tell you. 07:33 Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself. 07:43 Tell me... 08:02 I don't need this, and I don't need this. 08:13 What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt. 08:17 I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg. 08:25 Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business. 08:29 What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent. 08:39 If you try to find some way to back out of this match, 08:43 I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth. 08:51 For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'. 08:56 You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir

derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

03:21 Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me, 03:25 because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion! 03:36 I'm not dreaming. 03:40 I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people. 03:49 All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you. 04:01 You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions.. 04:04 he said some pretty rotten things to you and I. 04:13 And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view. 04:21 Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be. 04:32 Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool. 04:38 Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you! 04:50 I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since. 04:58 Because I'm a human, you all are human 05:01 and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be! 05:17 Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch. 05:30 Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time. 05:36 And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight.. 05:39 is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with. 05:43 He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison. 05:53 Now John, last time my title reign was way to short 05:57 and I don't plan on that happening again. 06:00 So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore, 06:04 I just want you to get ready! 06:14 'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice 06:17 and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

John Cena and Wade Barett Truce:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:01 John Cena. Earlier tonight, the Raw general manager asked that the two of us meet in this ring and call a truce, shake hands. 01:13 Now, I'm not gonna try and sugarcoat what the Nexus has done to you, but I want you to understand that everything we've done has had a purpose. 01:22 It's just very unfortunate that you've been caught up in the middle of it all. 01:26 So before I proceed, 01:30 I would like to ask you to come out here right now so we can shake hands like men. 03:01 Cena, 03:04 we've caused you a lot of harm. 03:07 We've even cost you your WWE championship, but I 03:13 wanna let you know, and I want you to believe me when I say this, you are not in our future plans. 03:24 You see, I'm out here representing the Nexus because I wanna shake your hand 03:28 and put everything that's happened in the past behind us. I wanna look to the future, I want us to be able to move on. 03:39 Because the simple fact is this, the Nexus seven are gonna be here for a long, long time and we can make your life very easy 03:46 or we can make it a lot harder than it's already been, so, John, the choice is yours. 03:59 The choice is mine? 04:10 So if we shake hands right here, right now, this stops? 04:15 No more attacks, no more chaos, no more looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, it stops? 04:27 Listen man, the anonymous general manager wanted to do this truce tonight, 04:31 I need to now that you wanna do this truce. 04:38 I need your word. Where I come from my word's all I got. 04:44 We shake hands right now, this stops. 05:06 Why stop when we're having so much fun? 05:15 You see, we got a little bit in common, I don't dwell in the past either, I look towards the future. 05:20 The future, such a wonderful time, where cars fly, every kid's got a sweet hoverboards, 05:25 we got robot butlers and the Nexus runs rampant on Monday Night Raw. 05:33 Man, it sounds so awesome, let me just check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure it's true. 05:39 Ask again later. Can never tell with these things. 05:44 Oh. This is one you're gonna love. 05:47 Take your truces, your hand-shakes, your future plans, your past plans, your long-term plans, 05:53 your short-term plans, crumple 'em and stuff 'em up your Nexus. 06:03 Just like you, I look forward to the future, you wanna know what the future is? 06:08 I take you down. Not just you, Wade Barrett, every single one of you, I take you down! 06:18 Whether I do it myself, whether I have help, I'll get to every single one of you. 06:27 That is the future. You got my word on it. 06:42 That you're even capable of standing in this ring today is a testament to the fact 06:47 that what we've done in the past is nothing compared to what we could do to you in the future. 06:54 You know, it doesn't have to be that way, John. This was never about you. 06:59 Look at Nexus, we've taken out the former general manager, Bret Hart. 07:04 we've taken out the company chairman, Mr. McMahon. 07:08 Now, I'm warning you right now, this is your last chance. 07:12 Shake your hand or I promise you, you are gonna face some very, very severe consequences.

Triple H and Paul Heyman Segment:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con videos

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01:35	Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I'm here tonight as the advocate for Brock Lesnar.
01:52	Now I understand that every single person up in the tower caters to each and every of Triple H's whims,
02:03	but I asure you Brock Lesnar is not one of those people.
02:08	So here's a word that Triple H is probably not used to:
02:15	No! No, Brock Lesnar will not drop his lawsuit against WWE.
02:26	No, I will not drop my lawsuit against Triple H.
02:31	And most importantly, ladies and gentlemen, no, Brock Lesnar will not fight Triple H at SummerSlam.
02:48	I thank you very much for you kind attention. And Triple H, thank you for your time as well.
04:32	You know what? I look around here and I can't help but notice we are not in a bingo hall and I'm not one of your cronies from the 90s, drinking your Kool-Aid, Paul.
04:43	I know what you are. You're a habitual liar.
04:47	That's the truth.
04:52	And here's the thing: Brock Lesnar is gonna fight me at SummerSlam...
04:59	Oh stop. Do you listen to yourself?
05:01	No, no, no. I'm not gonna listen to me.
05:05	And I'm not gonna listen to you. I only wanna listen to one guy. And that is Brock Lesnar.
05:11	I wanna hear Brock Lesnar tell me that he's gonna step up and be a man and fight me at SummerSlam.
05:26	You wanna know why he is? Because I can give Brock Lesnar what he wants.
05:31	Brock Lesnar wants to be the star. He wants to be what it's all about, right? Well, I can give that to Brock Lesnar.
05:39	Take a look.
05:44	Now that right there that's what SummerSlam will be all about.
05:50	Brock Lesnar will be the face of that promotion, Paul. Everything he wants. All he's got to do is step up and agree to fight me.
06:09	You're gonna try to appease Brock Lesnar's ego with that? You're gonna play to Brock Lesnar's ego? Brock Lesnar has no ego. Brock...
06:20	Ha, Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:23	No.
06:24	Usually you lie better than this, Paul.
06:27	Brock Lesnar has no ego? The guy that came out here and said he wanted it to be called Monday Night RAW starring Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:41	It's all about ego for Brock. You're gonna tell me Brock Lesnar would rather me his money sitting in the court room?
06:49	For a long time, I might add. I got a whole building full of lawyers salivating over getting you in court.
06:56	Brock Lesnar is all about ego.
07:03	And Brock Lesnar will do this because if he doesn't Brock Lesnar is gonna go down as the guy that is scared of Triple H.
07:24	You're good. I mean, you really are that damn good.
07:31	You almost had me going. Wow. Wow. I mean, Brock Lesnar is scared of me. SummerSlam...
07:40	Oh come on! Stop. Please stop. Pretty please stop. I mean, just stop pretending to be a wrestler.
07:51	Stop playing the asskicker that you used to be.
07:56	Go back to your ivory tower where everybody caters to your every whim. Go back home to your little princesses and play the King of Kings,
08:07	because in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's world you're not the king of anything.
08:20	Are you getting angry at me? Hahahahaha!
08:24	Are you getting mad? Are you gonna hit me now, big bad wrestler?
08:33	Is that what you gonna do? You're getting to be more and more like Vince as every single day goes by.
08:42	And just like I used to push every single one of Vince's buttons, I know how to push your buttons, too.
08:51	Brock Lesnar is not going to fight you at SummerSlam. And you know, listen, if you want to hit me, go ahead. Go ahead. Hit me right now! Go ahead.
09:01	I'll take one for Team Lesnar! Because if you even think of hitting me, Brock Lesnar and I are gonna own this joint.
09:11	And just so you know, in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's WWE we have nothing for you.
09:25	But I do have something for Stephanie. You know, I... Ah, ah, ah... I can't breath!
09:35	Au, I can't breath!
09:43	Go ahead, do it! Do it!
09:50	I know you, Hunter. You're not gonna hit me.
10:07	I knew you wouldn't hit me. I knew you wouldn't hit me, because I can outthink you every single time.
10:16	I know everything you're gonna do long before you do it.
10:22	You met your match in me. The Cerebral Assassin, eh?
10:27	I'm smarter than you. I see everything you gonna do from a mile away.
10:54	Did you see that coming?
11:00	You tell Brock Lesnar I will see him at SummerSlam.
11:10	That is unless he's afraid the same thing will happen to him.

GLOSSARY

advocate - cater - whims - drop - lawsuit - cronies - appease - ivory tower

advocate: defensor; cater: atender; whims: caprichos; drop: abandonar; lawsuit: demanda; cronies: amigotes; appease: apaciguar; ivory tower: torre de marfil;

Smackdown CM Punk Straight Edge:Aprende ingles gratis con videos subtitulados

01:58 Last week I extended a hand to the WWE Universe in a much needed intervention. 02:07 I don't know if you people know this or not, but I'm not the only one 02:11 who knows that pills and cigarettes and alcohol are harmful. 02:17 The medical science has proven this. 02:21 There's a Surgeon General put in place to put warning labels on all of these products. 02:29 I gotta see it's just there to warn the smart people who already know, huh? 02:34 This is my crusade. 02:37 And I will continue my crusade as long as there are people who need help. 02:44 As long as there are people out there who need change in their lives. 02:54 One person in particular I've been helping for quite some time now. I'd like to introduce him to the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Luke Gallows. 03:13 That's right. Some of you may recognized him. 03:16 As Festus. But that was a lifetime ago. 03:20 And it's a lifetime that he just as soon forget. 03:24 It's a lifetime of torturous drug abuse and neglect. 03:29 You see, it started just like it starts for all of you people. One, one little pill. 03:36 Just one pill to take the edge off. One painkiller. And then one turns to two, 03:42 two turns to four, four turns to eight, so on and so forth. 03:47 And sure his friends, his family were there. But they enabled him. 03:52 They didn't help him. They thought they were, but they were slowly rotting him from the inside out. 03:59 But then I helped him. Just like I could help all of you. 04:09 Trust me, this is just the start. This doesn't end here, this begins here and now. 04:15 I will continue to reach out and help those who can't help themselves. 04:26 On December, 1st— this is scary, people, pay attention! On December 1st, a very dangerous, addictive new drug hits the streets. 04:37 Now this scares me, because 04:40 it's a socially accepted over-the-counter drug and it's gonna be widely available all over the world. 04:50 And it's scary, because it's more dangerous than any prescribed medication. 04:54 It's more harmful than chain-smoking an entire carton of unfiltered cigarettes. 05:00 It is more dangerous than corroding your liver with a fifth of gin or wodka and then chasing it with your daddy's favorite beer. 05:24 'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules.' 05:29 And what an appropriate title - for a loser who destroyed his life and his career living by "his rules". 05:42 And what makes me sick to my stomach is Jeff didn't just ruin his life, he didn't just end his career['Hardy'-Chants] 05:53 He ruined the lives of all his fans, because he's planted seeds of destruction in all of the people. 06:02 All of drug addicts like yourself who actually looked up to the Charismatic Enabler like he was some sort of a prophet. 06:13 Well, if you people have any brain cells left, 06:18 if there's anything left of your memory that's not burned out, 06:22 all's you need to know is the last chapter of this DVD is the most important one you need to watch, because it tells the whole story. 06:31 It's a Cage Match between myself and Jeff Hardy. 06:36 Where I ended Jeff's career here in the WWE. Forever! 06:45 I'm the reason he's not here! 06:52 And I know how hard it is to deprogram your weak, little brains from all the lies you've been fed over the years. 07:00 But you owe it to yourselves. Look yourself in the mirror, 07:04 search inside yourself for that little shred of self-respect that might be left. And when it comes to this garbage, 07:14 just say No. Because this, 07:19 this in my hands right here 07:55 Punk. You come out here and preach to each and every one of these people to follow your beliefs like you're some sort of cult leader. 08:06 The thing you didn't get about my brother Jeff Hardy is that he's a free spirit. 08:12 And sure, he's got his flaws. We all do. 08:16 Even you. But you only targeted him, because he wouldn't follow your rhetoric, he wouldn't follow your nonsense. 08:25 And other than demonizing my brother for his lifestyle, you don't know anything about Jeff Hardy! 08:31 Oh, wait. 08:36 I don't know anything about Jeff? What I know about Jeff is if he listened to me, 08:41 if he searched and found the Straight Edge inside of himself instead of living for the moment, 08:48 he'd have more of a future crawl out of a bottle. 08:53 And if you'd come out of your soapbox for a moment, CM Punk, maybe you wouldn't be the FORMER Straight Edge Champion.

CM Punk talks in the locker room with Straight Edge Society:Aprende ingles gratis con videos subtitulados

00:07 Allright Serena. For the last time - Let me handle it, ok? 00:12 Don't you realize that Kane is not gonna stop. 00:16 Guys, all we have to do is admit it. And all of this is... 00:21 Stop! We are not admitting it. It's the last thing we're gonna do, ok? I have the situation under control. 00:30 I don't even know how you can say that. 00:33 You were in surgery for ten hours. 00:37 And guys we do NOT have control of this situation at all. In fact we lost control a long time ago. 00:43 Serena, calm down. 00:45 Thank you. 00:46 No, Luke. I'm not gonna calm down. 00:50 Do you understand how badly it hurt me when I had to see your face before you went to the operating room? 00:58 I've never seen you like that before. 01:02 I seriously felt helpless. And... it just broke my heart. 01:11 Hey, do you trust me? 01:17 Of course, I do. 01:19 Then let us take care of it, ok. Tonight Luke will take care of Kane. 01:25 If you two don't, then I will 01:36 This is all gonna end tonight. 01:38 I know... I know. 01:41 The Straight Edge Society depends on it.

CM Punk imita a Jeff Hardy:Mejora tu ingles gratis con listening

01:33 Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else? 01:41 Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix, 01:48 I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time 01:55 you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again. 02:05 And that means no more ridiculous face-paint. 02:21 That means no more stupid armbands. 02:36 And it certainly means no more excuses. 02:41 Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces; 02:48 you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer. 02:52 And the clear answer is: It wasn't. 02:55 See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day. 03:01 I know how completely weak all of you people really are. 03:14 But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of. 03:20 A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion! 03:30 Now that Jeff's gone, I'm the only one that's strong enough to reach out to you, 03:35 pull you up from your downward-spiraling life. 03:39 I certainly won't ever miss a show because of an incident at an airport. 03:44 I certainly won't ever skip a WrestleMania because I failed a test. 03:50 Unlike Jeff I'm built to last. And I am here to stay. 03:55 So, if you're gonna emulate any WWE Superstar, the choice is extremely clear. 04:03 It's the choice of a new generation. And his name is CM Punk. 04:18 And then there's The Undertaker, who is a legend. 04:25 But he is no longer the solitary icon here on SmackDown. 04:30 I am the only back-to-back Money In The Bank winner, I am the man that retired Jeff Hardy, 04:43 and I'm the first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion. 04:48 So, if The Undertaker at any moment wants to come down here and test my breaking point—well, I'll be waiting. 05:01 I'll be waiting for the lights to go out, for him to appear before my magical eyes. 05:09 In fact, I know The Undertaker is here right now. 05:19 So, Undertaker, if you wanna come down here and face me, man to man—like I said, I'll be waiting. 05:36 See, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Undertaker knows it's not in his best interest to face me in the ring man to man. 05:45 You'd rather lurk in the shadows and play psychological games, 05:50 which is what you people fall for every single time. 06:03 See, all it takes is a couple of mirrors and some smoke to make you all believers. 06:09 Smoke being the operative word. I can imagine you all, sitting on your couch, 06:15 vegging out, smoking your illegal substances. Hanging on The Undertaker's every magical trick. 06:27 Oohing and aahing at all his spooky powers. 06:32 Well, what The Undertaker fails to realize is, that unlike you people, my mind is clear and strong. 06:40 It hasn't been polluted with barbiturates and poison like beer and cigarettes. 06:48 So at Breaking Point there's not gonna be any time for games and tricks. 06:53 It's gonna be two icons in the ring, face to face, in a fight to the finish. 07:01 And I love that. I love it, because The Undertaker has never faced a guy like me before. 07:08 I have no breaking point. 07:11 And all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize that I've laughed in the face of temptation, time and time again. 07:21 I have never tapped out to society's schoolyard attempts and peer pressure. 07:30 You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people 07:37 and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to 07:44 well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink. 07:49 I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose. 07:54 And I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue. 08:04 But I do have one vice. 08:09 It's a very dangerous vice, in fact, it's more dangerous 08:14 that anything all of you people are addicted to. 08:21 I can't get enough of it, but unlike your typical monkey on your back... 08:27 it's more like an Anaconda