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domingo, 19 de julio de 2015


R 5 14 01 3 por wrestlefanatic77
00:00 for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown!
00:18 Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me!
00:48 Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good.
00:54 As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts!
01:17 And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight.
01:32 Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps
on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

R 5 14 01 2 por wrestlefanatic77
00:05 apparently Kane is not the smartest member of his illustrious family.
00:16 You see, because it was pretty simple - all he had to do was one thing - and that was just stay away.
00:27 After the beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin and I gave Kane, all he had to do was sit home, nurse his broken arm and stay outta our business.
00:43 But Kane, well, Kane is not the sharpest man in the world, now, is he.
00:51 Kane had to make his triumphant return... ["Ass-hole"]...
01:12 it won't take but a second for us to come out there and kick all your asses.
01:25 As I was saying, Kane had to make his triumphant return Thursday on SmackDown!
01:33 So you see, Kane, you leave me with no choice but to finish the job we started.
01:40 So I offer you this: Kane, I will give you a shot at the intercontinental title.
01:51 At Judgment Day, you and I will go one on one with the intercontinental championship on the line, and since you and your brother seem to enjoy using chains so much, why don't we make it insteresting, Kane? Why don't we make it a chain match?
02:16 Now I know you're not the smartest man in the world, but even you can understand that.
02:22 So if you've got any guts at all, why don't you come out here and accept my challenge!
02:42 That dumb son of a bitch ain't gonna come down that ramp!
02:49 No no no, he's smart enough to realise, as much as we've been kickin' his ass, he ain't comin' down that ramp! And he ain't dumb enough to accept that challenge. At Judgment Day, I know - I know you're gonna whip his ass, and speakin' of Judgment Day, every�....
03:11 every single day I walk through an airport, someone says 'hey Stone Cold, I guess you're worried about the Undertaker. He's gonna beat you for the World Wrestling Federation title.
He's gonna�
03:27 let me go ahead and bottom line it - the Undertaker ain't got a chance in hell against Stone Cold Steve Austin, because...
03:39 because he ain't got the guts, because he ain't got the talent, and the bottom line is, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin ["Boo"]
03:51 I am the World Wrestling Federation champ and I can't be stopped.
03:56 And you know, last week, Undertaker, you come out here and you set a trap for Stone Cold Steve Austin, right here in this very ring.
04:04 You know you come down here with your chairs, your chains, and all that BS, well let me tell you something - Stone Cold Steve Austin never needed a chair.
04:14 I never needed a chain. I never needed to hit someone from behind, but that's the way you're gonna treat me?
04:22 I am the World Wrestling Federation champion, and I deserve to be treated a lot better than that!
04:33 I'll knock the hell out of every single one of ya.
04:37 And I'll tell you what, I've been thinking in the back and me and Triple H started talking. You know we ain't defended the World Wrestling Federation tag titles since we beat Undertaker and Kane the last time.
04:49 So since they're all high and mighty, they all think they're so damn hot, right here in Cincinnati Ya say that like you're proud to live in this cesspool.
05:09 Like I was saying, right here tonight, Undertaker and Kane, if ya got the guts, why don't ya come out here, and you know what? You know what? ["Boo!"] SHUT UP!
05:24 You ain't gotta come out here, shut up, you ain't gotta come out here and make us famous - oh no no, we're already famous, why don't you bring your asses out here and make us EX-World Wrestling Federation tag team champions.
05:44 I'll tell ya why - because you CAN'T - you can't STOP Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H.
05:56 The truth hurts, don't it. The truth hurts.
06:46 You know, it's kinda loud in here, but I'd be damned if I don't think I heard you call me a coward.
06:57 So let me get this straight with ya right now - I ain't a coward, I'm just a man who's looking

GLOSSARY

sharpest - shot - bottom line - high - mighty - set a trap - cesspool
sharpest: mas agudo; shot: oportunidad; bottom line : punto; high: grandes; mighty: poderosos; set a trap: poner una trampa; cesspool: letrina;

miƩrcoles, 12 de noviembre de 2014

Subtitles
01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch
jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

sƔbado, 19 de julio de 2014

01:17 Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
01:41 So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
03:36 THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
03:45 On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
04:11 Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
04:24 NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
04:34 And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
04:56 So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
05:19 And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
05:29 I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:38 Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
05:49 THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
05:56 And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
06:14 But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
06:31 And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
06:40 All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
06:50 If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
07:01 that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
07:11 And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
07:30 Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
7:42 You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
07:53 And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
08:04 I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
08:13 And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
08:18 All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
08:30 You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
08:41 you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
08:54 So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
--:-- [Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
09:44 Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
09:52 D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
10:03 Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
10:18 How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
10:33 WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43 Woooo! Woooo!

GLOSSARY

without further ado - against all odds - of the doubters - singlehandedly - quite an honor - Buck up - your opinions aren't worth a damn - skyrocketing - even - evened - odds - All throughout - larger - I bestow upon you - punchline
without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;

viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

Subtitles
00:08 First of all, you guys, welcome to Providence.
00:11 And thanks for having us here.
00:12 I LOVE Providence...
00:14 Yeah, thanks a lot!
00:17 You guys... I mean, the Outlaws did a hell of a job Monday night; you guys single-handedly destroyed the Acolytes.
00:24 The Acolytes were toast!
00:27 That, my friends... that's an accomplishment, so--.
00:32 What we are gonna do guys tonight is we're so close to the rumble
00:37 Night off! Yes!
00:39 Wait, what're we gonna do?
00:41 Hey, hold on, hold on... X-Pac, hey, hold on. THEY get the night off; YOU'VE gotta wrestle Test.
00:47 TEST?! C'mon, do I EVER get a night off?
00:53 Wait a minute, though. Let me explain it. We pulled the names out of the hat today. The winner of that match is gonna be number thirty in the Rumble...
01:00 ...which means, when you beat him tonight...
01:02 Oooh!
01:04 ...you are a shoo-in...
01:04 OOoh!
01:04 ...to win the Royal Rumble.
01:08 What about Cactus Jack?
01:09 YEEeah!
01:10 Cactus Jack is not here tonight, due to a supposed family illness...
01:16 ...the whole world knows he's just scared to face me, so he's not showing up here.
01:20 Right.
01:20 Be that as it may, he's not here, but WE are. So let's make this a night to remember!
01:25 I'm digging that. I'm digging that in the most!
03:58 So I guess the first thing I should do is, I probably should come out here and apologise.
04:11 You know, I should apologise for not being... what you want.
04:17 I should apologise for not being something I can't be.
04:26 I should apologise for something I never will be.
04:42 Folks, I'm here to tell ya I'll never be the Rock.
04:52 You know, you people sit here and you boo ME. You BOO me!
05:03 Yet I take the time away from my family, when I'm eating dinner to sign your autographs, to shake your hands, to kiss your babies, and you boo me!
05:17 Well let me tell ya - I know WHY each and every one of you boos me, and doesn't like me, and why everybody in that locker room back there doesn't like me.
05:36 You wanna know why nobody likes me?
05:42 Because all of you can never be seven foot two, five hundred pounds!
05:54 It drives you absolutely nuts, knowing that that - that I can stand in this ring and be the most dominating force that has ever walked into the WWF.
06:06 And all you can do is sit back with a sour grapes attitude and watch and boo, 'cause it's not you.
06:25 Look, you guys chant 'Rocky' all the time, you're a part of that illusion too - of course you think Rocky's gonna win the Royal Rumble, don'cha?
06:38 Well I gotta big news flash for ya. For him to win the Royal Rumble, he's gotta get past me.
06:47 There's nobody here in the WWF that is gonna stop me at Royal Rumble - I am 7'2" - I am 500 pound - I will throw each and every one of them OVER the top rope. *I* will be the one to win.
07:02 *I* will go on to WrestleMania - and *I* will get back MY WWF title!
07:14 Now as far as Rocky goes, I don't like Rocky. NO, let me get that straight - I HATE Rocky!
07:29 So, I'm gonna get this over with fast, I'm gonna settle my scores I think right here tonight.
07:36 So if we could get Rocky to bring his eyebrow-raisin', narrow, pea-headed self down here,
07:46 I will shine his pretty little head right up, take my finger, push his eyebrow up, grab him by the neck, turn him sideways, and I'm gonna stick him straight up the People's ASS!
08:35 Hey Rocky! You know how all these people chant for you?...you can HAVE the damn people!
09:04 Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Providence!
09:20 Let the Rock understand this, Big Show.
09:24 You are 7'2", 500 pounds, former WWF Champion. One of the most physically impressive specimens the WWF has ever seen - you grab the microphone, look everybody in the eye, and you say this?
09:43 'Why are you booing me? Don't you boo me...' Oh, shut your mouth!
10:09 You see, so the Rock says there's a little lesson to be learned here and that lesson is this.
10:15 Big Show, you see, when you insult the Rock, when you insult the Great One, when you insult the People's Champion, you insult...the People.
10:29 Now seeing as you've insulted the People, you've left the Rock with not one but two choices!
10:36 The first choice is the Rock could go in the back, take off his $500 shirt, wait 'til Sunday and eliminate your big candyass to win the Royal Rumble.
10:52 And then there's the... second choice.
11:00 And seeing as we are here on the Rock's show (SmackDown!),
11:10 the Rock figured he'd just...
11:21 walk down the People's Ramp - just like this...
11:32 stop in the middle, just like this - inhale the electricity from the millions - of Rock's fans...
11:44 keep walkin', just like this...
11:50 come up in the middle of the People's Ring, and kick your candyass all over Providence.
12:17 Well, well, well - egos are certainly running amuck here on SmackDown! - huge egos.
12:28 You know, it's funny - you two seem to think that you are the only ones capable of winning this year's Royal Rumble, hahaha. Wow.
12:39 Well, hello - hate to rain on your parade, boys - but there are 28 others who think that they are capable of winning.
12:49 I'm here to inform you, there can be only one winner - and he is - the big - RED - MACHINE!
14:12 You know, if there's one thing I hate, it's a bunch of egomaniacs.
14:18 You guys stand out here puttin' yourselves over, talking a bunch of crap about I'm gonna beat you, and I'm gonna throw you over the top rope, and I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna do that...
14:43 ...when the fact of the matter is,
14:47 you all are going Sunday to the Royal Rumble with the sole purpose of winning so you can get the chance to step into the ring at WrestleMania with The Game-uh,
15:07 so that you can get a shot at the World Wrestling Federation championship.
15:15 Well, I've got news for you. The winner of the Royal Rumble...
15:35 ...for the winner of the Royal Rumble, April 2nd in Anaheim, it's gonna be a whole lot of long night,
15:46 and it's gonna be one big disappointment, because I go to WrestleMania the World Wrestling Federation champ, and I leave WrestleMania The Game-uh, and I leave WrestleMania the World Wrestling Federation champion.
16:10 But, since you all seem so eager to fight - since the competitive juices seem to be floating through the air tonight, I think Steph and I can accommodate you.
16:29 You see, because... In That Very Ring,
16:38 the three of you will compete tonight in the first ever Triple Threat - very good- over the top rope
17:11 don't talk about Tori like that
17:19 lumberjack match, so what that will mean - for you slow people - a Triple Threat, over the top rope, lumberjack match
17:33 and, that means, that like the Royal Rumble, 27 other men will walk to that ring, and they will surround it.
17:43 The three of you will enter the ring - the object - to throw your opponent over the top rope.
17:51 The winner will be the last one standing in that ring.
17:57 The only difference between this and the Royal Rumble - the winner doesn't get a first-class ticket to WrestleMania to get his ass kicked by me.
18:10 Triple H, the Rock says this-- you can throw every type of match at the Rock, over the top, lumberjack, up your candy ass, falls-count-anywhere, it doesn't matter!
18:19 The Rock says this-- one way or another, come hell or high water, the Rock will kick YOUR candy ass, the big red retard's candy ass-

GLOSSARY

drives you absolutely nuts - amuck - grab - bunch - eager -
drives you absolutely nuts: drive you crazy; amuck : furiosamente; grab: agarrar; bunch : grupo; eager : ansiosos.
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Subtitles
02:33You can say all you wanna say, but the bottom line is
02:37Stone Cold Steve Austin is STILL the World Wrestling Federation champion!
02:47Take a good look at it!
02:50LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!
02:56Stone Cold Steve Austin is still the World Wrestling Federation champion,
03:02and even though...
03:08and even though it means
03:11that I represent every piece of trash in this arena,
03:18it means that there ain't nobody back there in the World Wrestling Federation
03:23that can STOP - Stone Cold Steve Austin.
--:--And even though I like to consider myself
03:31a fighting champion,
03:35a man's man, the best World Wrestling Federation champion
03:39in the history of the World Wrestling Federation...
03:44I watched... SHADDUP!
03:51I wanna serve notice right here, right now,
--:--that I whipped the Undertaker's ass last night at Judgment Day,
03:57just like I said I was!
04:02I get one more asshole outta you, I'm fixin' to know your little teeth out.
04:05So let me go on record as sayin'...
04:11Let me go on sayin' record,
04:18Undertaker, you do NOT - I repeat,
04:30you do NOT get a rematch and that's all I got to say about you.
04:32Like I said, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
04:37I am the World Wrestling Federation champion,
04:48and I'll say this: since my name IS Stone Cold Steve Austin,
04:54it means that I do not DESERVE to be treated like trash.
04:58No no no no
05:04every single son of a bitch in here is gonna show me the respect that i deserve.
05:12My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
05:15so I want everybody to just go ahead and stand up,
05:26and show me the respect that I deserve!
05:31Get off your asses!
05:35This is what greatness looks like.
05:42This is what the World Wrestling Federation champion looks like (where's my damn belt)
05:48do you people understand?
05:50Do you understand that there is not a man back there
05:57that can stop Stone Cold Steve Austin?!
06:00I said my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
06:04Oh, so what you're saying is YOUR name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
07:04Well Stone Cold, MY name is Chris Jericho.
07:09And on behalf of EVERY single Jerichoholic in this arena...
07:14I would like to ask you, no, I would like to beg you,
07:25would you PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!
07:36You know ever since WrestleMania, the eternal question has been WHY.
07:40Why'd ya do it, Stone Cold?
07:49Why'd ya sell your soul to Vince McMahon?
07:55But after all the theories and all the questions,
07:58hell, after two months of speculation,
08:06to be honest with ya I really don't give a DAMN why you did what you did.
08:10Besides I have a little theory of my own.
08:12You did it because you're nothin' more
08:17than an angry, vengeful, 100% bona-fide JACKASS!
08:20And besides, I've gotta hand it to you
08:23in selling your mind and your soul and your body to Vince McMahon,
08:35you've achieved the impossible
08:38you've managed to become an even bigger slut than Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley!
08:43And as far as tonight is concerned...
08:46As far as tonight is concerned,
09:02I think it's time that the Two Man Power Trip became two time losers
09:19when Chris Benoit and Y2J beat you for your tag team championship titles!
09:21Because, after tonight, junior,
09:27neither you nor Triple H will EVER ["EVER!"]
09:40ever be the same again.

GLOSSARY

even though - whipped - get off - vengeful - beg
even though: aunque; whipped: azoto; get off: bajar de; vengeful: vengativo; beg: suplicar;
Subtitles
01:33Alright, Shawn Michaels. Just a couple of weeks ago..
01:48... just a couple of weeks ago, the last time we saw you in a RAW is WAR ring
01:52you got in the Hitman Bret Hart's face
01:55and you said to him, among other things,
01:59speaking of course of first amendment rights, Freedom of Expression, you said:
02:04'Bret, America, love it or leave it!'
02:08And I guess, maybe, at least temporarily, he's left it. Nonetheless, the result of you getting into his face was, eh..
02:16something I'm sure you do not enjoy. As we saw you, you were wrapped around the ringpost
02:22as a result of the Figur 4, when Bret The Hitman Hart obviously attempted to, eh,
02:28disable you all the more. And if you would give us some idea, if to how far this set back your progress.
02:37Well, I'll tell you what. I'd like to, at this minute...
02:50... I'd like to use my first amendment rights out here on live television,
02:53if I may, to tell you and the entire world
02:58what is going on with the Heartbreak Kid, may I? May I?
03:02Now as far as last week is concerned,
03:06Shawn Michaels opened up his big mouth and got beat up.
03:11Now, regularly that would be a big deal,
03:17but if you're Shawn Michaels, that is like waking up, going to bed, eating your breakfast, eating your dinner, it's an everyday thing.
03:26I jack my jaw, somebody smacks me around, and we fight about it - that's how I make my living.
03:35Now, was it a setback? Yes! When will I coming back? Not gonna tell ya!
03:42But what I will tell you is this: Bret Hart has come out here time and time again,
03:48telling the fans of the World Wrestling Federation that he wants to get stuff off his chest,
03:56and now I wanna get something off of my chest.
04:05Everyone is asking, why is Bret Hart all of a sudden a 'bad guy'?
04:12 Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm not gonna lie to ya, Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels loathe one another, whether it be out here or back there.
04:24Make no mistake about it, Bret Hart hates my guts.
04:33And to be perfectly honest, I hate his.
04:40Now, we're gonna take the gloves off here. Bret Hart has not just recently turned into a bad guy, he has always been a bad guy.
04:50He comes out here and he talks about how there are no family values in America.
04:57How the World Wrestling Federation exploited his family.
05:02Well, I've got news for ya, Ladies and Gentlemen, Bret Hart is the one that asked his mother and his father to be on TV.
05:10Bret Hart is the one that drags his sister and his children out on TV.
05:16The World Wrestling Federation exploits Bret Hart's family because he allows it.
05:23Now, and the reason he allows it is very simple,
05:29for Bret Hart's own financial gain. If Bret can make a buck, he'd sell his mother. That's the truth! Now...
05:44Bret Hart also has an obsession with Shawn Michaels and the World Wrestling Federation championship.
05:52Last year I won the World Wrestling Federation championship fair and square.
06:02But I wanna digress to six years ago, when Shawn Michaels first started his singles career and became the Intercontinental champion.
06:12That's when Bret Hart also became the World Wrestling Federation champion.
06:17I ran support to him, I told everybody including himself and his family that I supported him.
06:23I was second fiddle to Bret Hart for years here, and I did it with a smile on my face, because that's what a man does when it comes to business.
06:33But then, when it came to Bret Hart to return the favor, oh yeah, he did it, but he did it kicking and screaming every inch of the way.
06:44And then... and then Bret Hart takes his time off.
06:49He takes time off because he says he needs rest. What he did, was take time off to see if Shawn Michaels
06:55and the World Wrestling Federation would fall flat on their face without him. Well, guess what,
07:01we didn't fall face-flat anywhere. As a matter of fact, the World Wrestling Federation did the best business it has done in six years.
07:12You're the boss, am I right or wrong?
07:17You're right...
07:18Thank you very much! Now, but Bret Hart...
07:23he sat, he sat in Calgary and passed judgement on Shawn Michaels,
07:29and he told everybody about my faults.
07:33And believe me, folks, I have got a truckload of faults.
07:38But I've never ever lied about that to anyone of ya.
07:42He talked about my dancing, how can the fans of the World Wrestling Federation cheer a wrestler who dances,
07:50who has long hair, who pierces his navel, who has tattoos?
07:56How can the fans of the World Wrestling Federation support something like that?
08:00Well, it's real simple: They liked it, you idiot!
08:05Now, but the whole time I don't say anything. I go on doing my job.
08:13And Bret Hart, while he's at home he talks about his loyalty to his WWF fans
08:19and that ultimately made him return to the World Wrestling Federation.
08:22Well that is a load o' horse ****! The reason Bret Hart returned to the World Wrestling Federation,
08:31after using a rival organisation against this man and the company that made him what he was,
08:38he stabbed the World Wrestling Federation in the back. Why? For his financial gain!
08:46Bret Hart did not come back to the World Wrestling Federation for his fans,
08:51he came back for the almighty dollar.
08:56Now, we're all wondering, why are you upset?
09:02Why are you obsessed with the World Wrestling Federation championship? I'll tell ya!
09:06I wanted to be the World Wrestling Federation champion since I was a little kid. It was a dream.
09:11Bret Hart is obsessed with the World Wrestling Federation championship because he was born into it.
09:18If Bret Hart wasn't the World Wrestling Federation champion, he would have felt like he had fallen short.
09:23When he goes home to Calgary, he is still Bret The Hitman Hart,
09:27former World Wrestling Federation champion. Shawn Michaels, when he goes home,
09:33he's not the Heartbreak Kid, he's not Shawn Michaels, he's just plain ol' Shawn.
09:39Bret, you're the Hitman 24 hours a day!
09:42And the reason for that is: Bret Hart cannot separate all of this from his real life.
09:49That's why he brings his family in it, and that's why he brings all his friends in it.
09:55Bret Hart is obsessed with being in the limelight more than I could ever possibly imagine.
10:04Well, Bret Hart,
10:07your obsession with the World Wrestling Federation title and by the way,
10:13there are various people over here, yelling this for Bret, yelling that for Bret, and my point is this:
10:21At one time, to hear all that, it used to upset me.
10:27It bothered me to hear the people boo me, or say 'We want Bret'.
10:32But then I finally realized,
10:36the fans of the World Wrestling Federation are allowed to express their first amendment right whenever they want.
10:44So if you wanna yell for Bret, you yell for Bret!
10:48If you wanna yell for Sid, you yell for Sid! If you wanna yell for me, you yell for me!
10:54I'm telling you people this...
11:01I am simply telling you people this:
11:05Do not, under any circumstances, let some wrestler, some superstar,
11:11come out here and tell you what to do! In our country we can do it the hell we want.
11:18I do it, so you might as well do it, too.
11:31A lot of World Wrestling Federation superstars have placed themselves as a role model or a super hero.
11:39Well, you know what? Everyone, that I have seen, has fallen short,
11:44has fallen way short. Moms and dads, I'm not a role model,
11:49I'm not telling you to have your children grow up to be like me,
11:54but what I am telling you is this: If you're gonna plop your money down for your children to enjoy the World Wrestling Federation,
12:02rest assured that there is one guy that knows how much you're spendin'!
12:08And every time you put it down, whether you scream, yell or boo,
12:13I am coming out here and working my *** off, whether anybody likes it or not.
12:25And for you, Bret Hart, your obsession with me and the World Wrestling Federation championship
12:34will ultimately be, and I want you to read my lips,
12:40it will ultimately be your destruction...
12:55Now, I know he doesn't like this,
12:58but Bret, this is from the Heartbreak Kid to you.
13:02I'm gonna do a little dance, pull my clothes off, especially for you.
13:07Somebody hit my music!

GLOSSARY

amendment - nonetheless - wrapped set back - gloves - drag - fair and square - time off - timelight
amendment: enmienda; nonetheless: sin embargo; wrapped: envuelto; set back: retrasar, caida; gloves: guantes; drag: arrastrar; fair and square: limpiamente; time off: tiempo libre; timelight: centro de atencion;

jueves, 17 de julio de 2014

WWF Raw Is War The Undertaker Asks Vince McMahon a title Shot
01:10Let's start from the beginning,
01:14some ten years ago when I first arrived in the World Wrestling Federation.
01:22Vince McMahon was known as somebody that would give somebody an opportunity,
01:32even they were just a little different.
01:37And Vince McMahon did just that.
01:40He gave me the chance to be myself, to be the Undertaker.
01:53But you see, that's where all the giving stops and all the taking began.
02:03Shortly after my arrival here in the World Wrestling Federation
02:10I became the 'Slayer of the Dragons'.
02:21Then you ask what do I mean by that?
02:25Vince McMahon knew that I would be loyal for him giving me an opportunity,
02:33so what he did is he put every giant, every freak that he knew his handpicked champions couldn't beat and he'd stick me on 'em.
02:48And I'd beat 'em, I destroyed 'em and I moved on.
02:55What I did for Vince McMahon was make his kingdom safe for himself and all of his handpicked champions.
03:09The whole time I knew that my time would come.
03:15And after I made his kingdom safe and there was no one left,
03:22well then I got my opportunities. Oh yes, I am a two-time former World Wrestling Federation champion.
03:37But as you all know, my tenures as champion, they didn't last very long. Why?
03:46Because Vince McMahon didn't want someone like the Undertaker representing the World Wrestling Federation.
03:59But I remained loyal, even after all his hand-chosen favourites left town for greener pastures—more money—I stayed here.
04:17I stayed by his side thinking my time would come.
04:24How do I get repaid for that?
04:30He forces me to fight my own brother. He gives Paul Bearer an open forum to discuss every tragic incident that ever happened in the life of the Undertaker.
04:45For what reason? Let me tell you why:
04:51Because it's all ratings! He put my family tragedy on the line for ratings.
05:01And even after all that, I never lost my smile, I kept on fighting,
05:11and as I've been taking care of family business, Stone Cold Steve Austin rises to the top.
05:21But don't get me wrong, I got nothing against Steve Austin.
05:26The only thing Steve Austin ever did was come to the ring and fight me like a man—and that's all I ever asked.
05:38But you see, Vince, after the years of mistreatment and after the last eight months of you throwing my family up in my face,
05:48I've had enough. Now it's time the Undertaker got was is rightfully his.
06:00I demand ... my shot ... at the World Wrestling Federation title.
06:18Now, I've done enough talking.
06:22Now, Vince McMahon, Mr. McMahon, whatever it is you like to be called,
06:29I think it's time you've got your pencil neck geeked ass out here and face the reaper.
07:30I'm gonna give you the answer you're looking for in just a minute.
07:36But first you're gonna hear me out! After all I've done for you,
07:48you choke-slammed me—damn you—to hell last week.
07:55You over me like a giant vulture last night. And why? To get my attention? You got it!
08:05You got it. You wanna talk about loyalty, dedication, honor, all those qualities you have
08:14I'll grant you that and I'm appreciative for it. But you know, let's face it:
08:21What have you done for Vince McMahon lately?
08:28As far as your family is concerned, all your family problems, I've got a question for you.
08:37Was Paul Bearer telling the truth when he said that your mother was a whore?
08:45I've got to ask. You want the answer? You want the answer? You wanna be the number one contender?
08:56You deserve to be the number one contender?
09:01That's what you want, that's what you'll get. Sure, no problem. You'll get it.
09:12You'll get it if you defeat your opponent in this ring tonight.
09:21There you go, you got what you wanted. OK.
09:25So whoever wins the match between you and your opponent will be the number one contender in this ring, live, tonight.
09:34So let's see what happens, Undertaker. Let's see what happens when YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR BROTHER KANE!

GLOSSARY

freak - handpicked - tenures - vulture - whore
freak: An abnormally formed organism, especially a person or animal regarded as a curiosity or monstrosity; handpicked: Carefully selected; tenures: A period during which something is held; vulture: someone who attacks in search of booty; whore: A person considered sexually promiscuous;
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00:01But let The Rock ask you something:
00:04do you really think that it was the fans?
00:08Do you actually think that it was the people that drove you out of the WWF?
00:20Is that what you think?
00:22That's exactly what...
00:23It doesn't matter what you think!!
00:33The only thing that matters is you realise, it was not the people that drove you out of the WWF, no no no, no,
00:39they loved you! They believed in you! And, dammit, The Rock believed in you!
00:55But you know what happened?
00:59It was years after years after years.
01:04It was years after years of you eating the vitamins, saying the prayers, ripping your T-shirt off,
01:09running wild over everyone, 'What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild over you?'
01:17Oh, The Rock'll tell ya - The Rock'll tell you what the people did
01:20after all that, the people ran - they ran all right - they ran right to the toilet, pulled their pants down, took one big Hulkacrap every time you opened your mouth!
01:34You know what? The Rock will say this about you, Hollywood Hulk Hogan:
01:39you are, without a shadow of a doubt, a legend
01:45you are, without a shadow of a doubt, an icon
01:50quite possibly, the best ever.
01:56And seeing as you are back in the WWF because of Vince McMahon,
02:03The Rock has one thing to say: you talk about headlining, main eventing WrestleMania after WrestleMania after WrestleMania.
02:11Well, Hulk Hogan, The Rock says how do you feel about headlining one more WrestleMania... with The Rock?
03:32You know something, Rock... they've got a name - a phrase for guys like you.
03:39It's called 'flavour of the month.' Oh yeah, I've seen a lotta guys like you come and go - they're a dime a dozen.
03:49What makes you think you're even in my league?
03:54What makes you think you're even close to being as big a star as I am?
04:09What makes you...
04:20Yes... or no?
04:24Let The Rock paint a picture for you. The fantasy matchup no one would have ever thought they could have ever seen.
04:32The fantasy matchup that transcends this industry. The fantasy matchup that will determine who will go down in history as being the absolute best - ever.
04:49But you know what? Maybe it's...
05:13You know what? Maybe it's not up to you to decide.
05:17Maybe it's not up to The Rock to decide. Maybe, just maybe, it's up to... the people.
05:30At WrestleMania, do you people want to see the Immortal Hulk Hogan go one on one with the Great One?
06:15Yes... or no?
06:42YES.
06:52You know, Rock... they are right.
06:57It'll be a pleasure to kick your ass at WrestleMania.
07:04So I say, let's do it.
07:20And by the way, Rock... good luck 'cause you're gonna need it.
07:37Not as much as you... BROTHER!
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02:11You know guys, it feels great to be back in this ring, in the WWF.
02:21I mean, the WWF made Hulk Hogan a legend.
02:28And it even feels greater tonight to be out here in front of you WWF fans, right here tonight, I mean,
02:35we've been through everything together.
02:41If I reminisce and I think back, I mean we've fought the Russians, man, we fought the monsters
02:48I mean, my God, we even took Andre The Giant, God bless his soul...
02:54seven hundred pounds of Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III
02:59you and I, we took Andre The Giant, we pressed him over our heads, and we slammed him. I mean my God,
03:06we've done it all together.
03:14But you know somethin'?
03:16Something happened.
03:21And then you people turned on me.
03:24I mean, why did you start takin' Hulk Hogan for granted?
03:29I never wanted to leave the WWF; I wanted to stay here in the WWF.
03:33I wanted to end my career here in the WWF. You gonna do.
03:41I mean, suddenly, you didn't have any more respect for Hulk Hogan.
03:47Suddenly, you drove me out - the WWF fans drove me out of the WWF.
03:55It's just like what you people did to Michael Jordan in Chicago.
04:01You took Michael Jordan - you took Michael Jordan for granted, and you drove him outta the - outta Chicago,
04:09that's exactly what the WWF fans, what you did to me.
04:22Ever since you fans drove me out of the WWF, I've had something I've wanted to say,
04:29and now that I'm back in the WWF, thanks to Mr. Vince McMahon...
04:39there's only one thing that I've gotta say to you WWF fans.
04:46You can kiss my *ss!
04:54I'm the reason all of you people are here, I'm the one that put the WWF on the map,
05:00and I'm the one that made wrestling as big as it is today.
05:09That's right, there's nobody in this business that's a bigger icon than I am,
05:14there's nobody in this business that's sold out more arenas than I have,
05:19there's nobody in this business that'll go down in the history books other than Hollywood Hulk Hogan,
05:26and to lay it out nice and straight for all you WWF fans that drove me out of the WWF
05:35I'm the biggest star, past or present, in the wrestling world today,
05:40and there'll never, ever be a bigger star in the wrestling business than Hollywood Hulk Hogan!
07:44Finally The Rock has come back to Chicago!!
08:01Hulk Hogan and The Rock, in the same ring. Who would have thought that they would've ever seen... Hogan, and The Rock.
08:21Hulk Hogan, The Rock heard what you were saying in the back, The Rock was listening, and The Rock agrees with you... on some things.

GLOSSARY

reminisce - turn on- take for granted - drop out
reminisce:To recollect and tell of past experiences or eventsturnon:Attack, become hostile toward;take for granted:you don't show your appreciation to them;drop out:a person who has abandoned a course of study or who has rejected conventional society to pursue an alternative lifestyle.

Triple H & The Rock Segment (01-03-2000) por bryanscott245
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02:11 Finally, the Rock has COME BACK ...
02:25 home.
02:36 Home to Miami, the home of the Miami Dolphins...
02:48 home of Miami's favourite reggae superstar, Ziggy Marley -
03:04 Dolphins, the Marley family, allow the Rock to introduce you to his family -
03:17 and the Rock's family are the millions...
03:24 of Rock's fans.
03:46 Seein' as this is the very first millennium RAW,
03:55 and the Rock is surrounded by the people of Miami,
04:04 and the Rock is the People's Champion,
04:12 the Rock sees it fit to say on this day - one thousand years from now, in the year 3000,
04:19 when the historians look back and wonder what the sound was that encompassed this millennium, the Rock says it was the sound of the People chanting his name...
04:53 and seeing as this is the very first year of the Rock's millennium, the Rock has but one resolution.
05:00 Simply put, the Rock says he will be THE best damn WWF Champion there ever was.
05:18 But before the Rock becomes champion, he has one issue.
05:22 That issue is Mick Foley.
05:31 Mick, the Rock realises you gave fifteen hard-earned years to this business - this very business in which the Rock grew up in, and the way you were fired, the way you were put out of the WWF, the Rock says it was the biggest pile of monkey crap the Rock has ever seen!
05:57 Now speaking of monkey crap...
06:01 Triple H...
06:09 the Rock knows that you are back there listening, so the Rock says if you have an ounce, an inch, a shred of hair on your ass...
06:18 then you will come on out here, go one on one with the great one,
06:29 look this brahma bull in the eyes, so this brahma bull can take his horns -
06:39 shine 'em up real nice...
06:44 turn 'em sideways, and stick 'em straight up your candyass!
08:20 First of all - Rock, I passed an old lady in the back on my way up here - she says she wants her jacket back.
08:33 Rock, let me make somethin' perfectly clear to you -
08:37 there is nothing more than I would want in this world than to walk down there and beat your ass in front of every one of these jackasses -
08:52 in front of your home town - in front of your fans - in front of your 'family' -
09:00 to leave you layin' in a puddle of your own blood for all of them to watch.
09:18 But the fact of the matter is, Rock, I've got bigger fish to fry than you.
09:24 Because quite frankly, Rock,
09:29 you don't bring much to the table for me - you don't offer to me anything I want -
09:37 you see, Rock, I too have made a New Year's resolution -
09:43 and my resolution, very similar to yours,
09:49 except that mine will take place tonight in that ring, because tonight The Game will go one-on-one for the World Wrestling Federation championship with the Big Show -
10:10 and I WILL become the three-time World Wrestling Federation champion.
10:18 Why? Because I am that damn good!
10:24 But Rock, don't feel left out, Rock, because, we've got room in the show for you -
10:35 as a matter of fact, I've got a hell of a little spot you can fill tonight -
10:40 you know, Rock, I know how much you like to make history -
10:46 you like to be a first for things -
10:50 such as last week, the first-ever 'pink slip on a pole' match - which I believe that was the idea of my lovely bride -
11:02 you remember... you remember that match, Rock?
11:10 The one where YOU - FIRED - Mick Foley?
11:16 Well, tonight, Rock, you get to be involved in another first.
11:23 Tonight you get to be in the first-ever ...
11:31 Handicap 'You're Fired' match.
11:42 Now if you're wondering exactly what that means - what it means is, that tonight in a handicap match -
11:52 the Rock will go, not one-on-one, but one-on-three -
12:01 AND, Rock if you do not win that match, your ass is fired.
12:12 Oh, and Rock, hey, just to make things fair, because, hey, there's one thing about the McMahon-Helmsley era -
12:23 we are fair - to make sure things are fair, if ANYBODY interferes in that match tonight,
12:32 they will be fired on the spot.
12:54 Spit it out, Rock, I don't have all day.
12:58 Well, the Rock just wants to know exactly who it is you had in mind for his opponents.
13:08 I'll tell you Rock
13:09 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU HAD IN MIND!
13:23 Very good, very good, Pavlov,
13:26 all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell.
13:31 Your test was successful.
13:35 Rock, you - it's only fair you'd want to know who your opponents are,
13:42 so just to be fair, and since you seem to have so much energy tonight,
13:50 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I am gonna give everybody here a chance to see firsthand what you can expect later tonight, I'm gonna give YOU a chance to see firsthand what you can expect later on tonight,
14:03 'cause I'll tell you what, here are your opponents right now.
15:15 Rock, I tried to give you a warning last week -
15:22 I told you if ya screw with us, you've got two choices...
15:29 tonight, Rock, you will experience both firsthand,
15:34 'cause tonight Rock, first, you will get your ass kicked again - and then...you will get your ass - FIRED-UH.

GLOSSARY

sees it fit - encompassed - ounce - inch - shred -
sees it fit: to decide to do something; encompassed: rodear; ounce: onza; inch: pulgada; shred: pizca; puddle: charco; I've got bigger fish to fry: to have a bigger problem to face; file: presentar; injunction: medida cautelar.