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martes, 28 de julio de 2015

Kevin Nash 2010:Aprende ingles gratis

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Kevin Nash TNA 2010 por XSaintsX
00:02 You know, this new generation of guys around here - Unconscious Creed, AJ, Samoa Joe -
00:18 they're either the most arrogant or they're probably some of the stupidest son of a *** I have ever met.
00:34 I mean: If Joe couldn't see what was coming at Bound For Glory, I guess he didn't remember running his mouth about Scott Hall ten months ago.
00:52 You know, the thing is: If it's the only thing that is stupider than those two sons of a *** it's the people sitting in this place right here.
01:08 They're sittin' back here right now still cheering for me.
01:19 It's gotta be hard, ya know? I've always wondered... I bet that you wondered what it's like to be Kevin Nash.
01:28 You know when I was a little boy, I was told a little story about David and Goliath.
01:35 And Goliath was this monster and David decided that he could beat him, he was this little tiny dude.
01:43 Jack and the Beanstalk: Once again, the giant's this big dumb ogre, Jack outsmarts him. You see, the reason why all you *** have always had disdain for me is because I am not an idiot.
02:03 You know I am a genius. I'm the most intelligent man this business has ever produced.
02:16 And the other thing that kills you is both you and you who are stupid enough to bring your wives - that's right: Right now, they're wondering what it would be like to spend the night with me.
02:34 What would it be like to be thrown around by that big seven-foot monster?
02:45 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and you know, you KNOW that you don't measure up.
02:57 I'm the greatest that's ever been in this ring.
03:03 And the biggest problem you guys got is all of you together - if you pulled your money - you wouldn't have as much as I spend in a strip joint in a month.
03:21 You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it - cause I'm the best thing going today.

GLOSSARY

outsmarts - disdain - don't measure up - pulled
outsmarts: burlar; disdain: desden; don't measure up: no dar la talla; pulled: tirado;

sƔbado, 30 de agosto de 2014

00:02 Yeah
00:07 Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:10 Is there something different about you? Yeah.
00:13 Have you lost weight? What's going on here?
00:51 I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave.
00:18 Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television.
00:23 Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet.
00:27 Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using.
00:32 I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn!
00:40 I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn.
00:46 This entire audience is pregnant!
00:49 Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense.
00:57 Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings.
01:02 You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey.
01:09 Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you.
01:20 I'll feed it right to you. Sure.
01:23 So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived
01:25 I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ...
01:33 Can you elaborate on this?
01:36 It's a feeling like you're in heaven already.
01:38 Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us.
01:45 It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know?
01:55 just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen.
02:00 It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong.
02:07 It's really here.
02:08 And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer.
02:12 For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know.
02:15 Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second?
02:19 Hi biff. - Henderson.
02:23 For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure.
02:35 he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there.
02:43 But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure.
02:49 Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes.
02:55 That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova.
03:00 That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah.
03:05 Now look at me.
03:06 Yeah, let's see.

GLOSSARY

growth spurt - seemingly - little dab - rub it in - wings - once in a while - forgiveness
growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeƱo toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;

lunes, 21 de julio de 2014

01:05As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head.
01:16And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up,
01:20I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest.
01:36Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual,
01:42he wouldn't listen.
01:46But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen.
01:56You've been through a lot this year, Jeff.
01:59A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows.
02:10You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended.
02:15You were out having a little too much fun.
02:20Me, on the other hand?
02:23I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury.
02:33But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt!
02:37No one gave a damn about me or my injury.
02:47Everyone wanted to know about Jeff:
02:50Is Jeff getting the help he needs?
02:54Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking?
03:05Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time.
03:08You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs,
03:15you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions.
03:23And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces!
03:37And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff.
03:45You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road,
03:52there was the accident with the pyro...
03:56I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people?
04:03Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person.
04:14But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff.
04:20That was shortly after you got suspended.
04:25You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking,
04:30and you and Beth decided to leave your house.
04:37And while you were gone, you received a call from me.
04:44And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire.
04:50Your house is on fire, man.
04:56And I couldn't go outside and watch it.
05:07I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for:
05:15'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?'
05:28Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack.
05:36He didn't make it.
05:42And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe.
06:12Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it?
06:24I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames.
06:30I found it. It was in a heap of ashes.
06:36And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time.
06:44I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well,
06:49the time is right now.
06:53So I want to give this to you as a token.
06:58As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy.
07:58This is so hard to believe.
08:03You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash..
08:11you tried to blow me up.
08:14I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible.
08:21Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man.
08:26Don't bring up everything I love.
08:30You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt?
08:35You HATE me, Matt, don't you?
08:39You don't love me, you HATE me!
08:42But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy?
08:45You hate yourself more than you could ever know.
08:50Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented...
09:00and so am I.

sƔbado, 19 de julio de 2014

WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV
00:05As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:10as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:15the fact is he's not coming.
00:18I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here.
00:27It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again.
00:32This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned!
02:20Everything that happened last night is all of your fault.
02:25Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you!
02:33There's no blood on my hands!
02:37Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt,
02:40even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you.
02:46He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him.
02:50You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do.
02:56Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins.
03:06When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you.
03:11Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved!
03:18You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision
03:25the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life!
03:34Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over.
03:47Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding,
03:51and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life.
04:04He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever.
04:14But the ironic thing is:
04:17By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well.
04:23He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves,
04:29with no morals and no integrity
04:33People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE.
04:40You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down.
04:49You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes...
04:56I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up.
05:01Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either!
05:13And as disturbing as this might sound...
05:17I'm actually proud of what I did.
05:24I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night.
05:31And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history,
05:38I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins
footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;
03:21Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me,
03:25because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion!
03:36I'm not dreaming.
03:40I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people.
03:49All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you.
04:01You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions..
04:04he said some pretty rotten things to you and I.
04:13And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view.
04:21Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be.
04:32Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool.
04:38Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you!
04:50I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since.
04:58Because I'm a human, you all are human
05:01and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be!
05:17Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch.
05:30Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time.
05:36And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight..
05:39is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with.
05:43He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison.
05:53Now John, last time my title reign was way to short
05:57and I don't plan on that happening again.
06:00So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore,
06:04I just want you to get ready!
06:14'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice
06:17and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

01:01John Cena. Earlier tonight, the Raw general manager asked that the two of us meet in this ring and call a truce, shake hands.
01:13Now, I'm not gonna try and sugarcoat what the Nexus has done to you, but I want you to understand that everything we've done has had a purpose.
01:22It's just very unfortunate that you've been caught up in the middle of it all.
01:26So before I proceed,
01:30I would like to ask you to come out here right now so we can shake hands like men.
03:01Cena,
03:04we've caused you a lot of harm.
03:07We've even cost you your WWE championship, but I
03:13wanna let you know, and I want you to believe me when I say this, you are not in our future plans.
03:24You see, I'm out here representing the Nexus because I wanna shake your hand
03:28and put everything that's happened in the past behind us. I wanna look to the future, I want us to be able to move on.
03:39Because the simple fact is this, the Nexus seven are gonna be here for a long, long time and we can make your life very easy
03:46or we can make it a lot harder than it's already been, so, John, the choice is yours.
03:59The choice is mine?
04:10So if we shake hands right here, right now, this stops?
04:15No more attacks, no more chaos, no more looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, it stops?
04:27Listen man, the anonymous general manager wanted to do this truce tonight,
04:31I need to now that you wanna do this truce.
04:38I need your word. Where I come from my word's all I got.
04:44We shake hands right now, this stops.
05:06Why stop when we're having so much fun?
05:15You see, we got a little bit in common, I don't dwell in the past either, I look towards the future.
05:20The future, such a wonderful time, where cars fly, every kid's got a sweet hoverboards,
05:25we got robot butlers and the Nexus runs rampant on Monday Night Raw.
05:33Man, it sounds so awesome, let me just check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure it's true.
05:39Ask again later. Can never tell with these things.
05:44Oh. This is one you're gonna love.
05:47Take your truces, your hand-shakes, your future plans, your past plans, your long-term plans,
05:53your short-term plans, crumple 'em and stuff 'em up your Nexus.
06:03Just like you, I look forward to the future, you wanna know what the future is?
06:08I take you down. Not just you, Wade Barrett, every single one of you, I take you down!
06:18Whether I do it myself, whether I have help, I'll get to every single one of you.
06:27That is the future. You got my word on it.
06:42That you're even capable of standing in this ring today is a testament to the fact
06:47that what we've done in the past is nothing compared to what we could do to you in the future.
06:54You know, it doesn't have to be that way, John. This was never about you.
06:59Look at Nexus, we've taken out the former general manager, Bret Hart.
07:04we've taken out the company chairman, Mr. McMahon.
07:08Now, I'm warning you right now, this is your last chance.
07:12Shake your hand or I promise you, you are gonna face some very, very severe consequences.
01:58Last week I extended a hand to the WWE Universe in a much needed intervention.
02:07I don't know if you people know this or not, but I'm not the only one
02:11who knows that pills and cigarettes and alcohol are harmful.
02:17The medical science has proven this.
02:21There's a Surgeon General put in place to put warning labels on all of these products.
02:29I gotta see it's just there to warn the smart people who already know, huh?
02:34This is my crusade.
02:37And I will continue my crusade as long as there are people who need help.
02:44As long as there are people out there who need change in their lives.
02:54One person in particular I've been helping for quite some time now. I'd like to introduce him to the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Luke Gallows.
03:13That's right. Some of you may recognized him.
03:16As Festus. But that was a lifetime ago.
03:20And it's a lifetime that he just as soon forget.
03:24It's a lifetime of torturous drug abuse and neglect.
03:29You see, it started just like it starts for all of you people. One, one little pill.
03:36Just one pill to take the edge off. One painkiller. And then one turns to two,
03:42two turns to four, four turns to eight, so on and so forth.
03:47And sure his friends, his family were there. But they enabled him.
03:52They didn't help him. They thought they were, but they were slowly rotting him from the inside out.
03:59But then I helped him. Just like I could help all of you.
04:09Trust me, this is just the start. This doesn't end here, this begins here and now.
04:15I will continue to reach out and help those who can't help themselves.
04:26On December, 1st— this is scary, people, pay attention! On December 1st, a very dangerous, addictive new drug hits the streets.
04:37Now this scares me, because
04:40it's a socially accepted over-the-counter drug and it's gonna be widely available all over the world.
04:50And it's scary, because it's more dangerous than any prescribed medication.
04:54It's more harmful than chain-smoking an entire carton of unfiltered cigarettes.
05:00It is more dangerous than corroding your liver with a fifth of gin or wodka and then chasing it with your daddy's favorite beer.
05:24'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules.'
05:29And what an appropriate title - for a loser who destroyed his life and his career living by "his rules".
05:42And what makes me sick to my stomach is Jeff didn't just ruin his life, he didn't just end his career['Hardy'-Chants]
05:53He ruined the lives of all his fans, because he's planted seeds of destruction in all of the people.
06:02All of drug addicts like yourself who actually looked up to the Charismatic Enabler like he was some sort of a prophet.
06:13Well, if you people have any brain cells left,
06:18if there's anything left of your memory that's not burned out,
06:22all's you need to know is the last chapter of this DVD is the most important one you need to watch, because it tells the whole story.
06:31It's a Cage Match between myself and Jeff Hardy.
06:36Where I ended Jeff's career here in the WWE. Forever!
06:45I'm the reason he's not here!
06:52And I know how hard it is to deprogram your weak, little brains from all the lies you've been fed over the years.
07:00But you owe it to yourselves. Look yourself in the mirror,
07:04search inside yourself for that little shred of self-respect that might be left. And when it comes to this garbage,
07:14just say No. Because this,
07:19this in my hands right here
07:55Punk. You come out here and preach to each and every one of these people to follow your beliefs like you're some sort of cult leader.
08:06The thing you didn't get about my brother Jeff Hardy is that he's a free spirit.
08:12And sure, he's got his flaws. We all do.
08:16Even you. But you only targeted him, because he wouldn't follow your rhetoric, he wouldn't follow your nonsense.
08:25And other than demonizing my brother for his lifestyle, you don't know anything about Jeff Hardy!
08:31Oh, wait.
08:36I don't know anything about Jeff? What I know about Jeff is if he listened to me,
08:41if he searched and found the Straight Edge inside of himself instead of living for the moment,
08:48he'd have more of a future crawl out of a bottle.
08:53And if you'd come out of your soapbox for a moment, CM Punk, maybe you wouldn't be the FORMER Straight Edge Champion.
00:07Allright Serena. For the last time - Let me handle it, ok?
00:12Don't you realize that Kane is not gonna stop.
00:16Guys, all we have to do is admit it. And all of this is...
00:21Stop! We are not admitting it. It's the last thing we're gonna do, ok? I have the situation under control.
00:30I don't even know how you can say that.
00:33You were in surgery for ten hours.
00:37And guys we do NOT have control of this situation at all. In fact we lost control a long time ago.
00:43Serena, calm down.
00:45Thank you.
00:46No, Luke. I'm not gonna calm down.
00:50Do you understand how badly it hurt me when I had to see your face before you went to the operating room?
00:58I've never seen you like that before.
01:02I seriously felt helpless. And... it just broke my heart.
01:11Hey, do you trust me?
01:17Of course, I do.
01:19Then let us take care of it, ok. Tonight Luke will take care of Kane.
01:25If you two don't, then I will
01:36This is all gonna end tonight.
01:38I know... I know.
01:41The Straight Edge Society depends on it.
01:33Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else?
01:41Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix,
01:48I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time
01:55you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again.
02:05And that means no more ridiculous face-paint.
02:21That means no more stupid armbands.
02:36And it certainly means no more excuses.
02:41Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces;
02:48you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer.
02:52And the clear answer is: It wasn't.
02:55See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day.
03:01I know how completely weak all of you people really are.
03:14But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of.
03:20A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion!
03:30Now that Jeff's gone, I'm the only one that's strong enough to reach out to you,
03:35pull you up from your downward-spiraling life.
03:39I certainly won't ever miss a show because of an incident at an airport.
03:44I certainly won't ever skip a WrestleMania because I failed a test.
03:50Unlike Jeff I'm built to last. And I am here to stay.
03:55So, if you're gonna emulate any WWE Superstar, the choice is extremely clear.
04:03It's the choice of a new generation. And his name is CM Punk.
04:18And then there's The Undertaker, who is a legend.
04:25But he is no longer the solitary icon here on SmackDown.
04:30I am the only back-to-back Money In The Bank winner, I am the man that retired Jeff Hardy,
04:43and I'm the first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion.
04:48So, if The Undertaker at any moment wants to come down here and test my breaking point—well, I'll be waiting.
05:01I'll be waiting for the lights to go out, for him to appear before my magical eyes.
05:09In fact, I know The Undertaker is here right now.
05:19So, Undertaker, if you wanna come down here and face me, man to man—like I said, I'll be waiting.
05:36See, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Undertaker knows it's not in his best interest to face me in the ring man to man.
05:45You'd rather lurk in the shadows and play psychological games,
05:50which is what you people fall for every single time.
06:03See, all it takes is a couple of mirrors and some smoke to make you all believers.
06:09Smoke being the operative word. I can imagine you all, sitting on your couch,
06:15vegging out, smoking your illegal substances. Hanging on The Undertaker's every magical trick.
06:27Oohing and aahing at all his spooky powers.
06:32Well, what The Undertaker fails to realize is, that unlike you people, my mind is clear and strong.
06:40It hasn't been polluted with barbiturates and poison like beer and cigarettes.
06:48So at Breaking Point there's not gonna be any time for games and tricks.
06:53It's gonna be two icons in the ring, face to face, in a fight to the finish.
07:01And I love that. I love it, because The Undertaker has never faced a guy like me before.
07:08I have no breaking point.
07:11And all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize that I've laughed in the face of temptation, time and time again.
07:21I have never tapped out to society's schoolyard attempts and peer pressure.
07:30You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people
07:37and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to
07:44well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink.
07:49I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose.
07:54And I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue.
08:04But I do have one vice.
08:09It's a very dangerous vice, in fact, it's more dangerous
08:14that anything all of you people are addicted to.
08:21I can't get enough of it, but unlike your typical monkey on your back...
08:27it's more like an Anaconda
01:23I told you soooooo!
01:29It seems like I'm out here a lot saying that to you people, right?
01:33I know it seems like a lot, but the truth is, I said I would beat Jeff, and I did
01:43I told you so.
01:46I said that I would get rid of Jeff Hardy FOREVER,
01:55and I did - I told you so.
02:00And then I said I would make the Undertaker tap out to the Anaconda Vice and you laughed.
02:09But then I did just that.
02:12And contrary to what you people believe, I didn't come out here to brag
02:16about being the first and only man to make the Phenom, the Undertaker, tap out.
02:26I came out here to confront the Undertaker.
02:29I came out here to confront the Undertaker in MY ring,
02:34or my yard if you will.
02:40I came out here to stick MY World Heavyweight Championship in his face,
02:47and look him in the eye and say to him
02:52I TOLD YOU SOOOO.
02:58But of course he's conveniently not here right now, so instead I think I'll address all of you people.
03:11It's come to my attention that you people think that I've been preaching to you.
03:19Alright, we'll call a spade a spade, the truth is, yes I have because you people need a good preaching to.
03:28You people need somebody you can look up to, you need a leader who isn't morally corrupt
03:35and you need somebody who is righteous, not self-righteous.
03:43And I know what you're all gonna do next.
03:46You're gonna do exactly what your hero the Undertaker did, you're gonna give up.
03:53Well, by the looks of half of ya,
03:57you already have. I mean, what kind of life is it that you live?
04:02What kind of existance do you have where you wake up in the morning and you have to pop a pill to help crawl out of bed?
04:11Then you ravage your body with pitchers of beer.
04:17And that's supposed to somehow heal your broken self-worth.
04:23And then you just make excuses about inhaling poison into your lungs just to calm your nerves.
04:33And then, at the end of your sad, pathetic, lonely day,
04:39you're in need of another pill to make you forget everything, you need a pill to help you sleep.
04:53You are all just a legion of inebriated zombies waiting in line at the pharmacy with your hand out,
05:03begging and pleading for that newest anti-depressant that you think is going to help put an artificial smile on your face.
05:17You scratch and you claw for scapegoats for all of your inadequacies.
05:23And believe me, you have a lot of inadequacies.
05:35And don't tell me that you don't self-medicate yourself to forget about it all.
05:41Don't tell me you don't self-medicate the height from all your inadequacies.
05:49Don't tell me you don't do it. Because if you do, then you're a liar too.
05:58You're lying to yourselves right now,
06:02you're lying to the person next to you, you go home and you lie to your family,
06:09and it's insulting because right now you're lying to me.
06:13And I can see right through all of you people and your lies
06:17because I am not a liar.
06:22I am a man who means what he says and says what he means.
06:30What I am is a prophet. I am the choice of a new generation.
06:39I am a champion that everybody can finally be proud of.
06:44I am the first and only straight-edge World Heavyweight Champion in history!
07:02And if you're not straight-edge like me, well that just means I'm better than you!
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00:41I'm sorry Rey.
00:44I'm not gonna deny you the opportunity to be WWE Champion.
00:47I won't deny the opportunity to The Miz, either.
00:51But, we're running out of time and I have to do something that's almost as important as the WWE Championship itself.
00:58So I'm gonna ask you and Miz to postpone the finals until next week.
01:09I apologize.
01:12I got something else to do.
01:20Don't be selfish, Rey. This is — this is bigger than you.
01:51I mentioned earlier, that there is no one bigger than the WWE itself.
01:56That would include Rey Mysterio. And it certainly would include John Cena as well.
02:02No one man is bigger than the WWE. I can make a new John Cena. [CM Punk-Chants]
02:22There is no denying the contributions of John, his popularity,
02:27the respect that so many people have for John all over the World, his work-ethic.
02:32And I'd like to thank John for his contributions in the WWE.
02:36At the same time, I've to make some difficult decisions.
02:45Sometimes you have to set an example in business.
02:49This is not about my personal ego.
02:53It's not about me having to win all the time. It's about business.
02:58I do what's right - and have for years and years - I do what's right for each and every one of you
03:05from a business perspective.
03:11Sometimes you don't even recognize it. Sometimes you're blinded by the short side in this. Sometimes
03:17when I make decisions, I make them from a long-term standpoint. I'm long-term-oriented.
03:22And you don't even understand what I'm doing. But in time, you will.
03:27And in time, you'll thank me.
03:38And as much as I would like not to have to do this [CM Punk Chants]
03:58as much as I would like not to have to do this, let's get it over with.
05:16Relax, relax, relax, relax.
05:19I'm not gonna go on a profanity-ridden tirade. You don't need a seven-second-delay, Kevin. I'm not gonna show my genitalia.
05:27I'm not gonna talk bad about your family or your company.
05:32And I know exactly, what you're about to do. And I'm OK with it.
05:37Because I'm not gonna have to go through the same things that you made Shawn Michaels go through.
05:43Shawn Michaels, THE best performer ever to step in THIS ring.
05:53But you made him bent over backwards and for all that he accomplished,
05:57for all of his achievements, for years, all they said about HBK was that he screwed Bret!
06:06No matter how many championships he won, no matter how many times he stopped the show,
06:11he carried that burn and it began to define him and he had to take it with him his entire career.
06:17And you know what? I thought about that a lot last week, Vince.
06:20And I put myself in his shoes. If I was in his shoes, would I wanna be the guy who screwed Bret?
06:27Would I wanna be the guy that screwed CM Punk?
06:37My answer was 'no'.
06:40I knew exactly what was at stake. I asked for the match.
06:43The WWE Championship, my career. But there was more than that. There was more than just John Cena vs. CM Punk in a classic.
06:54It was about you. It was about you wanting to keep your little bubble intact - your little universe in one piece.
07:02Nobody can embarrass Vince McMahon. And to do that, you thought you needed somebody to play-ball and I was gonna be your patsy – no way!
07:18And I know I'm not supposed to say his name, but, Punk, if you are out there watching:
07:23It was one hell of a match last night, son. Thank you so much.
07:28Ey, ey, ey, listen. You put me in a position to make a decision.
07:33You wanted the match thrown out. I don't do business like that. You're a businessman. You got your way of doin' business.
07:40I do my business a certain way. I am not gonna play along with that crap because you would have made the WWE Championship meaningless.
07:51So here's the skinny.
07:54I had a great career here.
07:57And he says he can make another one of me. Fine, Vince go ahead. Make one, make ten. I don't care.
08:02I've even given you some time. You have eight months - give or take a few days
08:06to find another opponent for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at WrestleMania 28.
06:16I'm not an idiot, Vince.
08:19You'll do some hocus-pocus and you'll find somebody for Dwayne.
08:24And WrestleMania will go off without a hitch as if I was never even here.
08:27I get it.
08:30Meanwhile I get to walk outta here with my pride and my dignity.
08:41So before we get into the formalities and the big Vince-McMahon-walk and the whole speech - which I'm gonna let you do. Go ahead.
08:48It's what they know you for. I just need to tell you something. And I want this to sink in.
08:54I love the WWE and I truly believe I belong here.
09:06And, man, I hate to say this. But if you're about to tell me, that I'm not welcome here,
09:12if you're about to tell me that I have no other option — I love this.
09:20This is what I do.
09:23And if you make me walk tonight then I will walk on someone else's television show and keep doing this, BROTHER!
09:38That is no threat. That is a promise.
09:43And here's the skinny. There's a lot people out there, that say, I do a lot of things.
09:49But I PROVE tonight that ONE THING I WILL NOT DO IS KISS YOUR ASS!
09:59Hold on. You're not gonna deny me
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02:33You can say all you wanna say, but the bottom line is
02:37Stone Cold Steve Austin is STILL the World Wrestling Federation champion!
02:47Take a good look at it!
02:50LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!
02:56Stone Cold Steve Austin is still the World Wrestling Federation champion,
03:02and even though...
03:08and even though it means
03:11that I represent every piece of trash in this arena,
03:18it means that there ain't nobody back there in the World Wrestling Federation
03:23that can STOP - Stone Cold Steve Austin.
--:--And even though I like to consider myself
03:31a fighting champion,
03:35a man's man, the best World Wrestling Federation champion
03:39in the history of the World Wrestling Federation...
03:44I watched... SHADDUP!
03:51I wanna serve notice right here, right now,
--:--that I whipped the Undertaker's ass last night at Judgment Day,
03:57just like I said I was!
04:02I get one more asshole outta you, I'm fixin' to know your little teeth out.
04:05So let me go on record as sayin'...
04:11Let me go on sayin' record,
04:18Undertaker, you do NOT - I repeat,
04:30you do NOT get a rematch and that's all I got to say about you.
04:32Like I said, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
04:37I am the World Wrestling Federation champion,
04:48and I'll say this: since my name IS Stone Cold Steve Austin,
04:54it means that I do not DESERVE to be treated like trash.
04:58No no no no
05:04every single son of a bitch in here is gonna show me the respect that i deserve.
05:12My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
05:15so I want everybody to just go ahead and stand up,
05:26and show me the respect that I deserve!
05:31Get off your asses!
05:35This is what greatness looks like.
05:42This is what the World Wrestling Federation champion looks like (where's my damn belt)
05:48do you people understand?
05:50Do you understand that there is not a man back there
05:57that can stop Stone Cold Steve Austin?!
06:00I said my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
06:04Oh, so what you're saying is YOUR name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
07:04Well Stone Cold, MY name is Chris Jericho.
07:09And on behalf of EVERY single Jerichoholic in this arena...
07:14I would like to ask you, no, I would like to beg you,
07:25would you PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!
07:36You know ever since WrestleMania, the eternal question has been WHY.
07:40Why'd ya do it, Stone Cold?
07:49Why'd ya sell your soul to Vince McMahon?
07:55But after all the theories and all the questions,
07:58hell, after two months of speculation,
08:06to be honest with ya I really don't give a DAMN why you did what you did.
08:10Besides I have a little theory of my own.
08:12You did it because you're nothin' more
08:17than an angry, vengeful, 100% bona-fide JACKASS!
08:20And besides, I've gotta hand it to you
08:23in selling your mind and your soul and your body to Vince McMahon,
08:35you've achieved the impossible
08:38you've managed to become an even bigger slut than Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley!
08:43And as far as tonight is concerned...
08:46As far as tonight is concerned,
09:02I think it's time that the Two Man Power Trip became two time losers
09:19when Chris Benoit and Y2J beat you for your tag team championship titles!
09:21Because, after tonight, junior,
09:27neither you nor Triple H will EVER ["EVER!"]
09:40ever be the same again.

GLOSSARY

even though - whipped - get off - vengeful - beg
even though: aunque; whipped: azoto; get off: bajar de; vengeful: vengativo; beg: suplicar;