CM Punk imita a Jeff Hardy:Mejora tu ingles gratis con listening

01:33 Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else? 01:41 Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix, 01:48 I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time 01:55 you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again. 02:05 And that means no more ridiculous face-paint. 02:21 That means no more stupid armbands. 02:36 And it certainly means no more excuses. 02:41 Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces; 02:48 you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer. 02:52 And the clear answer is: It wasn't. 02:55 See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day. 03:01 I know how completely weak all of you people really are. 03:14 But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of. 03:20 A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion! 03:30 Now that Jeff's gone, I'm the only one that's strong enough to reach out to you, 03:35 pull you up from your downward-spiraling life. 03:39 I certainly won't ever miss a show because of an incident at an airport. 03:44 I certainly won't ever skip a WrestleMania because I failed a test. 03:50 Unlike Jeff I'm built to last. And I am here to stay. 03:55 So, if you're gonna emulate any WWE Superstar, the choice is extremely clear. 04:03 It's the choice of a new generation. And his name is CM Punk. 04:18 And then there's The Undertaker, who is a legend. 04:25 But he is no longer the solitary icon here on SmackDown. 04:30 I am the only back-to-back Money In The Bank winner, I am the man that retired Jeff Hardy, 04:43 and I'm the first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion. 04:48 So, if The Undertaker at any moment wants to come down here and test my breaking point—well, I'll be waiting. 05:01 I'll be waiting for the lights to go out, for him to appear before my magical eyes. 05:09 In fact, I know The Undertaker is here right now. 05:19 So, Undertaker, if you wanna come down here and face me, man to man—like I said, I'll be waiting. 05:36 See, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Undertaker knows it's not in his best interest to face me in the ring man to man. 05:45 You'd rather lurk in the shadows and play psychological games, 05:50 which is what you people fall for every single time. 06:03 See, all it takes is a couple of mirrors and some smoke to make you all believers. 06:09 Smoke being the operative word. I can imagine you all, sitting on your couch, 06:15 vegging out, smoking your illegal substances. Hanging on The Undertaker's every magical trick. 06:27 Oohing and aahing at all his spooky powers. 06:32 Well, what The Undertaker fails to realize is, that unlike you people, my mind is clear and strong. 06:40 It hasn't been polluted with barbiturates and poison like beer and cigarettes. 06:48 So at Breaking Point there's not gonna be any time for games and tricks. 06:53 It's gonna be two icons in the ring, face to face, in a fight to the finish. 07:01 And I love that. I love it, because The Undertaker has never faced a guy like me before. 07:08 I have no breaking point. 07:11 And all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize that I've laughed in the face of temptation, time and time again. 07:21 I have never tapped out to society's schoolyard attempts and peer pressure. 07:30 You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people 07:37 and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to 07:44 well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink. 07:49 I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose. 07:54 And I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue. 08:04 But I do have one vice. 08:09 It's a very dangerous vice, in fact, it's more dangerous 08:14 that anything all of you people are addicted to. 08:21 I can't get enough of it, but unlike your typical monkey on your back... 08:27 it's more like an Anaconda