| 00:33 | Congratulations on your big win, DX. |
| 00:37 | I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me |
| 00:42 | that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship. |
| 00:54 | Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here— |
| 00:59 | but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I— |
| 01:00 | Hold on! Hold on a second! |
| 01:05 | We know what you're saying. We know about the match. |
| 01:09 | And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey! |
| 01:20 | Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much, |
| 01:26 | they can't get him out the door they brought'm in. |
| 01:32 | It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it? |
| 01:35 | Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious— |
| 01:39 | You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?! |
| 01:44 | It is serious! |
| 01:48 | Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you |
| 01:55 | is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches. |
| 02:03 | There's gonna be Ladder matches. |
| 02:09 | There's gonna be Chair matches. |
| 02:17 | But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match! |
| 02:38 | And if you're not down with that, we got two— |
| 02:41 | STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH! |
| 02:45 | I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES! |
| 02:52 | Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do! |
| 03:02 | And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other. |
| 03:09 | Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise, |
| 03:17 | glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people! |
| 03:25 | This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades, |
| 03:31 | all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions. |
| 03:40 | You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever! |
| 03:46 | And that will not change, because after TLC— |
| 03:52 | Go ahead, chant D-X! Please! |
| 03:58 | Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase. |
| 04:11 | And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion. |
| 04:16 | Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion. |
| 04:20 | I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand: |
| 04:26 | As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL! |
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