Ian Somerhalder on Kimmel |07.12.2010|:Videos online gratis

Subtitles 00:00 Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead. 00:06 You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. 00:09 Please welcome Ian Somerhalder 00:32 thegals are very excited. 00:36 Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires? 00:42 You're talking to one. -- Yeah. 00:45 You have very excitable fans. 00:46 How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way? 00:53 Well There's a decibel level difference. 00:56 There's more screaming? 00:58 It's definitely louder. It's awesome. 01:01 You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness. 01:06 Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone? 01:09 A little taste. I shot this on my iphone. 01:01 Ok. Take a look. Look at this. 01:13 This is what, a convention of some kind? 01:17 Yeah, this is in Miami. 01:20 And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting. 01:26 This one was -- Flashlights for vampires? 01:28 Oh, wait a minute. 01:30 That must have been the twi hards or something like that. 01:34 Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale? 01:37 I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end. 01:41 When? -- About a week ago. 01:43 What, why did you wait so long? 01:45 Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting. 01:50 You were shooting. 01:51 I've been working. I was there. 01:54 It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back. 01:57 It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us. 02:04 All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle. 02:11 You saw the names on all the chairs. 02:13 All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together. 02:17 It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean? 02:23 Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life. 02:25 Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do. 02:31 I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes. 02:38 Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi. 02:45 But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently. 02:48 My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho. 02:53 One of the most beautiful places in the world. 02:54 Yeah, I've been there. 02:56 What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock. 03:02 Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane. 03:06 He's like this big tatted earring guy. 03:12 He looks like Mr. Clean. 03:14 Like a really good looking version of mr. clean. 03:16 But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old 03:20 and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor. 03:32 Is it good to give out your address on television? 03:33 Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid. 03:42 I want you guys to promise not to go there. 03:45 Yeah, so -- that's so stupid. 03:48 Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa. 03:50 Might want to switch to another hotel. 03:54 They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem. 04:02 I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares. 04:05 He shouldn't be your friend. 04:06 People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble. 04:10 So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00. 04:14 Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00. 04:16 You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you. 04:24 That's very nice of you. 04:25 You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it. 04:35 The cheese is not melted? 04:37 The cheese is melted. 04:38 But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it 04:45 When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese. 04:49 Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza? 04:52 It's pretty good, man. 04:55 Guillermo, come in from God's heeding .... 04:58 He's probably eating those pizzas out there. 05:02 I hope so too. 05:04 Thank you, Guillermo. 05:05 Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you. 05:07 Thank you. Thank you very much. 05:10 I left my wallet in the green room. 05:11 Give me 4 back. 05:13 I don't have any cash. 05:14 I'll get it from you later. 05:15 Is this hot? -- It should be warm. 05:19 I have to try it. 05:21 We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier. 05:24 I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good. 05:30 That's atasty pizza. 05:31 Idaho is known for its pizza, number one. 05:36 It's pretty tasty. -- I like that. 05:37 You got a lot of oregano on there. 05:39 Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend. 05:42 No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ... 05:45 Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it. 05:49 Eat the whole pizza. 05:51 Before social distortion comes out. 05:55 This is awesome. -- This is very good. 06:02 You're serious about this. 06:03 Like, you went to a pizza convention even? 06:06 Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms. 06:12 Who did? 06:13 The other pizza makers. 06:16 And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher. 06:23 You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on. 06:26 No. 06:27 I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us 06:32 Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year. 06:39 You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably. 06:53 Well that's very good to see you. 06:55 Thank you for bringing the pizza. 06:57 Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust. 07:00 I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end. 07:04 The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody. 07:09 Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust

gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;

Ian Somerhalder on Regis & Kelly 1-18-2010: Ingles online con videos

00:03 [applause] vampires are still hot, you know? 00:04 they really are. You can't beat a good vampire. 00:06 our next guest plays a bad boy blood sucker Damon Salvatore from the cw hit series The Vampire Diaries please welcome ian somerhalder. 00:20 ian, look at you! Good to see you. how are you, buddy? -- Good to see you. 00:25 Hi -- hi. 00:26 Good to see you. -- I like your vampire entrance music. -- Thank you. 00:32 Oh, Ian Ian. Yeah, it is good see you -- Good to see you as well 00:35 everybody knows it's vampire walk-on music. 00:40 That's what I -- I hear that in my sleep. 00:43 ian's originally from new orleans. Modeled there for a long time. And wound up here in new york city. Still modeling, huh? 00:51 At the time, yes. It's a long time ago. 00:53 yeah, sure. 00:54 And I just past the building I was living in. -- Oh really? 00:57 This is like 1995. 00:59 Yeah you lived in one of those model houses with a bunch of models? 01:02 Yeah, it was pretty cool when you're 16 and I don't think anyone was over 20. -- right. Of course not. 01:12 Sheet metal. Summertime. 01:14 tanning. -- Oh, yeah. 01:17 feeling good and looking strong. 01:20 no food in the refrigerator. No. 01:23 The 3-year-old bottle of mustard. 01:26 that's it.That's right. 01:30 But since then, things have changed and you've done quite well including you were on "lost" for a year, right? Which has become a big abc hit. 01:39 it is. And I was here. 01:41 that's right. Right after they killed me. This was my last stop. 01:46 did the dinosaur get you? -- yeah. 01:49 Dinosaur. tell me the truth. You don't care anymore. 01:51 You're off the show. 01:53 Do me a favor. Tell me the truth. What is killing off all the people on the island? You don't care. 02:59 You're on another series, another network. 02:01 Is it a dinosaur or not? 02:03 the flu. 02:04 the flu? 02:06 I keep seeing the shadow of a dinosaur. 02:10 I fell 30,000 feet off a 767 and survived. 02:15 And I fell 30,000 out of a beach craft and died. 02:21 I don't know. 02:22 listen. I used to work on a soap opera and I know that death is not enough to kill a character. 02:28 Are you coming back? -- I am. 02:30 I knew it! Death never kills anybody on a tv show. 02:34 I'm really thankful and really happy that those guys figured that all out. It's fun. I flew back. I already we want back. 02:41 10-Hour night there, 10-hour flight back and then I was on the ground for 24 hours. 02:47 So in a 40-hour period. 02:48 we're talking about Lost -- yeah. 02:51 is it a flashback? 02:54 you can't reveal. What if ... 02:55 Damon would shoot me. -- Really? 02:59 I can be persuaded ... 03:01 make him talk. 03:02 We're going to take a break and come back and talk about "the ..... 03:10 deeply. 03:12 back now with ian somerhalder. 03:15 We're going to talk about this new series now, "the vampire series" but there was another series a few years ago before this. 03:23 "Trueblood," that you went up for. -- Oh, no. 03:24 And what happened there? 03:27 I bombed the audition with alan ball. 03:29 what does that mean? 03:31 I just couldn't... I couldn't... I just... I blew it. 03:36 And I couldn't... and I was reallybummed and I couldn't watch "trueblood" at all. 03:43 Because I was really sad. 03:45 So that along comes "the vampire diaries" and you give it another try. 03:48 And I got this one -- Really? 03:49 Was hard, but I got it. 03:51 And now, I can watch "true blood" 03:58 when I was acting and like any job that I auditioned for that I didn't get, i couldn't watch and eventually, i threw my television off the window. 04:07 I couldn't even watch commercials. 04:09 I think there's a legality factor. 04:12 but vampires continue to be hot, right? 04:13 The audiences love them. 04:15 It's an interesting thing. yeah. 04:20 is there anything different about your vampire in this, "the vampire diaries" series? 04:24 As an anecdote about my vampire ... 04:26 Vampires are vampires, right? 04:28 No, mine is the coolest one though. 04:30 what makes your vampire so cool? 04:33 Because he -- I don't know. He dresses well. Gets all the girls. 04:38 yeah. 04:38 He's got the best lines. 04:39 Kevin Williamson likes the best lines. 04:41 He is such a good dialog writer ... he writes the best conversations. 04:46 he is the best. Does the best. 04:47 but this is about a high school girl who is in love? 04:50 Yeah, really original story. 04:56 mortal girl finds herself in love with a vampire. 05:01 And then sort of in this weird triangle with him and his brother. -- a-ha. 05:07 oh, you're the brother. 05:10 You're the brother and you're also the vampire. 05:12 I'm the brother and the vampire. 05:14 We're having so much fun doing this. 05:16 I want to know when did vampires become sexy and not scary? 05:20 I remember being afraid of vampires. -- Yeah. 05:22 When I was a kid, I remember it being scary. 05:33 bites you right in the throat. 05:36 You want me to? 05:35 but all of a sudden, you get a good-looking guy like this. 05:39 do you think that count chocula paved the way? 05:43 I think he sweetened the deal. 05:47 that is good. 05:50 Good one. 05:51 well "the vampire diaries on the cw. Ian, good luck on this one, baby, ok? -- Thanks. 06:00 I don't think I'm going to die now. -- no. -- Don't you die.

GLOSSARY

wound up - tanning - mustard - soap opera - I blew it - bummed - sweetened

wound up: termino; tanning: bronceado; mustard: mostaza; soap opera: telenovela; I blew it: lo arruine; bummed: deprimido; sweetened: endulzo;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy attack to Matt Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:05 As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head. 01:16 And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up, 01:20 I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest. 01:36 Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual, 01:42 he wouldn't listen. 01:46 But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen. 01:56 You've been through a lot this year, Jeff. 01:59 A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows. 02:10 You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended. 02:15 You were out having a little too much fun. 02:20 Me, on the other hand? 02:23 I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury. 02:33 But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt! 02:37 No one gave a damn about me or my injury. 02:47 Everyone wanted to know about Jeff: 02:50 Is Jeff getting the help he needs? 02:54 Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking? 03:05 Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time. 03:08 You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs, 03:15 you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions. 03:23 And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces! 03:37 And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff. 03:45 You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road, 03:52 there was the accident with the pyro... 03:56 I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people? 04:03 Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person. 04:14 But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff. 04:20 That was shortly after you got suspended. 04:25 You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking, 04:30 and you and Beth decided to leave your house. 04:37 And while you were gone, you received a call from me. 04:44 And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire. 04:50 Your house is on fire, man. 04:56 And I couldn't go outside and watch it. 05:07 I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for: 05:15 'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?' 05:28 Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack. 05:36 He didn't make it. 05:42 And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe. 06:12 Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it? 06:24 I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames. 06:30 I found it. It was in a heap of ashes. 06:36 And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time. 06:44 I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well, 06:49 the time is right now. 06:53 So I want to give this to you as a token. 06:58 As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy. 07:58 This is so hard to believe. 08:03 You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash.. 08:11 you tried to blow me up. 08:14 I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible. 08:21 Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man. 08:26 Don't bring up everything I love. 08:30 You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt? 08:35 You HATE me, Matt, don't you? 08:39 You don't love me, you HATE me! 08:42 But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy? 08:45 You hate yourself more than you could ever know. 08:50 Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented... 09:00 and so am I.

Chris Jericho vs. HBK Great American Bash - Chris speaks out:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

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00:05 As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:10 as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight, 00:15 the fact is he's not coming. 00:18 I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here. 00:27 It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again. 00:32 This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned! 02:20 Everything that happened last night is all of your fault. 02:25 Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you! 02:33 There's no blood on my hands! 02:37 Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt, 02:40 even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you. 02:46 He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him. 02:50 You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do. 02:56 Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins. 03:06 When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you. 03:11 Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved! 03:18 You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision 03:25 the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life! 03:34 Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over. 03:47 Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding, 03:51 and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life. 04:04 He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever. 04:14 But the ironic thing is: 04:17 By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well. 04:23 He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves, 04:29 with no morals and no integrity 04:33 People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE. 04:40 You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down. 04:49 You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes... 04:56 I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up. 05:01 Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either! 05:13 And as disturbing as this might sound... 05:17 I'm actually proud of what I did. 05:24 I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night. 05:31 And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history, 05:38 I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins

footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

03:21 Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me, 03:25 because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion! 03:36 I'm not dreaming. 03:40 I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people. 03:49 All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you. 04:01 You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions.. 04:04 he said some pretty rotten things to you and I. 04:13 And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view. 04:21 Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be. 04:32 Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool. 04:38 Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you! 04:50 I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since. 04:58 Because I'm a human, you all are human 05:01 and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be! 05:17 Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch. 05:30 Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time. 05:36 And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight.. 05:39 is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with. 05:43 He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison. 05:53 Now John, last time my title reign was way to short 05:57 and I don't plan on that happening again. 06:00 So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore, 06:04 I just want you to get ready! 06:14 'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice 06:17 and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

John Cena and Wade Barett Truce:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

01:01 John Cena. Earlier tonight, the Raw general manager asked that the two of us meet in this ring and call a truce, shake hands. 01:13 Now, I'm not gonna try and sugarcoat what the Nexus has done to you, but I want you to understand that everything we've done has had a purpose. 01:22 It's just very unfortunate that you've been caught up in the middle of it all. 01:26 So before I proceed, 01:30 I would like to ask you to come out here right now so we can shake hands like men. 03:01 Cena, 03:04 we've caused you a lot of harm. 03:07 We've even cost you your WWE championship, but I 03:13 wanna let you know, and I want you to believe me when I say this, you are not in our future plans. 03:24 You see, I'm out here representing the Nexus because I wanna shake your hand 03:28 and put everything that's happened in the past behind us. I wanna look to the future, I want us to be able to move on. 03:39 Because the simple fact is this, the Nexus seven are gonna be here for a long, long time and we can make your life very easy 03:46 or we can make it a lot harder than it's already been, so, John, the choice is yours. 03:59 The choice is mine? 04:10 So if we shake hands right here, right now, this stops? 04:15 No more attacks, no more chaos, no more looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, it stops? 04:27 Listen man, the anonymous general manager wanted to do this truce tonight, 04:31 I need to now that you wanna do this truce. 04:38 I need your word. Where I come from my word's all I got. 04:44 We shake hands right now, this stops. 05:06 Why stop when we're having so much fun? 05:15 You see, we got a little bit in common, I don't dwell in the past either, I look towards the future. 05:20 The future, such a wonderful time, where cars fly, every kid's got a sweet hoverboards, 05:25 we got robot butlers and the Nexus runs rampant on Monday Night Raw. 05:33 Man, it sounds so awesome, let me just check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure it's true. 05:39 Ask again later. Can never tell with these things. 05:44 Oh. This is one you're gonna love. 05:47 Take your truces, your hand-shakes, your future plans, your past plans, your long-term plans, 05:53 your short-term plans, crumple 'em and stuff 'em up your Nexus. 06:03 Just like you, I look forward to the future, you wanna know what the future is? 06:08 I take you down. Not just you, Wade Barrett, every single one of you, I take you down! 06:18 Whether I do it myself, whether I have help, I'll get to every single one of you. 06:27 That is the future. You got my word on it. 06:42 That you're even capable of standing in this ring today is a testament to the fact 06:47 that what we've done in the past is nothing compared to what we could do to you in the future. 06:54 You know, it doesn't have to be that way, John. This was never about you. 06:59 Look at Nexus, we've taken out the former general manager, Bret Hart. 07:04 we've taken out the company chairman, Mr. McMahon. 07:08 Now, I'm warning you right now, this is your last chance. 07:12 Shake your hand or I promise you, you are gonna face some very, very severe consequences.

Smackdown CM Punk Straight Edge:Aprende ingles gratis con videos subtitulados

01:58 Last week I extended a hand to the WWE Universe in a much needed intervention. 02:07 I don't know if you people know this or not, but I'm not the only one 02:11 who knows that pills and cigarettes and alcohol are harmful. 02:17 The medical science has proven this. 02:21 There's a Surgeon General put in place to put warning labels on all of these products. 02:29 I gotta see it's just there to warn the smart people who already know, huh? 02:34 This is my crusade. 02:37 And I will continue my crusade as long as there are people who need help. 02:44 As long as there are people out there who need change in their lives. 02:54 One person in particular I've been helping for quite some time now. I'd like to introduce him to the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Luke Gallows. 03:13 That's right. Some of you may recognized him. 03:16 As Festus. But that was a lifetime ago. 03:20 And it's a lifetime that he just as soon forget. 03:24 It's a lifetime of torturous drug abuse and neglect. 03:29 You see, it started just like it starts for all of you people. One, one little pill. 03:36 Just one pill to take the edge off. One painkiller. And then one turns to two, 03:42 two turns to four, four turns to eight, so on and so forth. 03:47 And sure his friends, his family were there. But they enabled him. 03:52 They didn't help him. They thought they were, but they were slowly rotting him from the inside out. 03:59 But then I helped him. Just like I could help all of you. 04:09 Trust me, this is just the start. This doesn't end here, this begins here and now. 04:15 I will continue to reach out and help those who can't help themselves. 04:26 On December, 1st— this is scary, people, pay attention! On December 1st, a very dangerous, addictive new drug hits the streets. 04:37 Now this scares me, because 04:40 it's a socially accepted over-the-counter drug and it's gonna be widely available all over the world. 04:50 And it's scary, because it's more dangerous than any prescribed medication. 04:54 It's more harmful than chain-smoking an entire carton of unfiltered cigarettes. 05:00 It is more dangerous than corroding your liver with a fifth of gin or wodka and then chasing it with your daddy's favorite beer. 05:24 'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules.' 05:29 And what an appropriate title - for a loser who destroyed his life and his career living by "his rules". 05:42 And what makes me sick to my stomach is Jeff didn't just ruin his life, he didn't just end his career['Hardy'-Chants] 05:53 He ruined the lives of all his fans, because he's planted seeds of destruction in all of the people. 06:02 All of drug addicts like yourself who actually looked up to the Charismatic Enabler like he was some sort of a prophet. 06:13 Well, if you people have any brain cells left, 06:18 if there's anything left of your memory that's not burned out, 06:22 all's you need to know is the last chapter of this DVD is the most important one you need to watch, because it tells the whole story. 06:31 It's a Cage Match between myself and Jeff Hardy. 06:36 Where I ended Jeff's career here in the WWE. Forever! 06:45 I'm the reason he's not here! 06:52 And I know how hard it is to deprogram your weak, little brains from all the lies you've been fed over the years. 07:00 But you owe it to yourselves. Look yourself in the mirror, 07:04 search inside yourself for that little shred of self-respect that might be left. And when it comes to this garbage, 07:14 just say No. Because this, 07:19 this in my hands right here 07:55 Punk. You come out here and preach to each and every one of these people to follow your beliefs like you're some sort of cult leader. 08:06 The thing you didn't get about my brother Jeff Hardy is that he's a free spirit. 08:12 And sure, he's got his flaws. We all do. 08:16 Even you. But you only targeted him, because he wouldn't follow your rhetoric, he wouldn't follow your nonsense. 08:25 And other than demonizing my brother for his lifestyle, you don't know anything about Jeff Hardy! 08:31 Oh, wait. 08:36 I don't know anything about Jeff? What I know about Jeff is if he listened to me, 08:41 if he searched and found the Straight Edge inside of himself instead of living for the moment, 08:48 he'd have more of a future crawl out of a bottle. 08:53 And if you'd come out of your soapbox for a moment, CM Punk, maybe you wouldn't be the FORMER Straight Edge Champion.

CM Punk talks in the locker room with Straight Edge Society:Aprende ingles gratis con videos subtitulados

00:07 Allright Serena. For the last time - Let me handle it, ok? 00:12 Don't you realize that Kane is not gonna stop. 00:16 Guys, all we have to do is admit it. And all of this is... 00:21 Stop! We are not admitting it. It's the last thing we're gonna do, ok? I have the situation under control. 00:30 I don't even know how you can say that. 00:33 You were in surgery for ten hours. 00:37 And guys we do NOT have control of this situation at all. In fact we lost control a long time ago. 00:43 Serena, calm down. 00:45 Thank you. 00:46 No, Luke. I'm not gonna calm down. 00:50 Do you understand how badly it hurt me when I had to see your face before you went to the operating room? 00:58 I've never seen you like that before. 01:02 I seriously felt helpless. And... it just broke my heart. 01:11 Hey, do you trust me? 01:17 Of course, I do. 01:19 Then let us take care of it, ok. Tonight Luke will take care of Kane. 01:25 If you two don't, then I will 01:36 This is all gonna end tonight. 01:38 I know... I know. 01:41 The Straight Edge Society depends on it.

CM Punk Straight Edge Promo:Aprende ingles gratis con videos subtitulados

01:23 I told you soooooo! 01:29 It seems like I'm out here a lot saying that to you people, right? 01:33 I know it seems like a lot, but the truth is, I said I would beat Jeff, and I did 01:43 I told you so. 01:46 I said that I would get rid of Jeff Hardy FOREVER, 01:55 and I did - I told you so. 02:00 And then I said I would make the Undertaker tap out to the Anaconda Vice and you laughed. 02:09 But then I did just that. 02:12 And contrary to what you people believe, I didn't come out here to brag 02:16 about being the first and only man to make the Phenom, the Undertaker, tap out. 02:26 I came out here to confront the Undertaker. 02:29 I came out here to confront the Undertaker in MY ring, 02:34 or my yard if you will. 02:40 I came out here to stick MY World Heavyweight Championship in his face, 02:47 and look him in the eye and say to him 02:52 I TOLD YOU SOOOO. 02:58 But of course he's conveniently not here right now, so instead I think I'll address all of you people. 03:11 It's come to my attention that you people think that I've been preaching to you. 03:19 Alright, we'll call a spade a spade, the truth is, yes I have because you people need a good preaching to. 03:28 You people need somebody you can look up to, you need a leader who isn't morally corrupt 03:35 and you need somebody who is righteous, not self-righteous. 03:43 And I know what you're all gonna do next. 03:46 You're gonna do exactly what your hero the Undertaker did, you're gonna give up. 03:53 Well, by the looks of half of ya, 03:57 you already have. I mean, what kind of life is it that you live? 04:02 What kind of existance do you have where you wake up in the morning and you have to pop a pill to help crawl out of bed? 04:11 Then you ravage your body with pitchers of beer. 04:17 And that's supposed to somehow heal your broken self-worth. 04:23 And then you just make excuses about inhaling poison into your lungs just to calm your nerves. 04:33 And then, at the end of your sad, pathetic, lonely day, 04:39 you're in need of another pill to make you forget everything, you need a pill to help you sleep. 04:53 You are all just a legion of inebriated zombies waiting in line at the pharmacy with your hand out, 05:03 begging and pleading for that newest anti-depressant that you think is going to help put an artificial smile on your face. 05:17 You scratch and you claw for scapegoats for all of your inadequacies. 05:23 And believe me, you have a lot of inadequacies. 05:35 And don't tell me that you don't self-medicate yourself to forget about it all. 05:41 Don't tell me you don't self-medicate the height from all your inadequacies. 05:49 Don't tell me you don't do it. Because if you do, then you're a liar too. 05:58 You're lying to yourselves right now, 06:02 you're lying to the person next to you, you go home and you lie to your family, 06:09 and it's insulting because right now you're lying to me. 06:13 And I can see right through all of you people and your lies 06:17 because I am not a liar. 06:22 I am a man who means what he says and says what he means. 06:30 What I am is a prophet. I am the choice of a new generation. 06:39 I am a champion that everybody can finally be proud of. 06:44 I am the first and only straight-edge World Heavyweight Champion in history! 07:02 And if you're not straight-edge like me, well that just means I'm better than you!

Triple H Returns and Fires Vince McMahon! [1/2]:Aprende ingles rapido y gratis con videos

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00:41	I'm sorry Rey.
00:44	I'm not gonna deny you the opportunity to be WWE Champion.
00:47	I won't deny the opportunity to The Miz, either.
00:51	But, we're running out of time and I have to do something that's almost as important as the WWE Championship itself.
00:58	So I'm gonna ask you and Miz to postpone the finals until next week.
01:09	I apologize.
01:12	I got something else to do.
01:20	Don't be selfish, Rey. This is — this is bigger than you.
01:51	I mentioned earlier, that there is no one bigger than the WWE itself.
01:56	That would include Rey Mysterio. And it certainly would include John Cena as well.
02:02	No one man is bigger than the WWE. I can make a new John Cena. [CM Punk-Chants]
02:22	There is no denying the contributions of John, his popularity,
02:27	the respect that so many people have for John all over the World, his work-ethic.
02:32	And I'd like to thank John for his contributions in the WWE.
02:36	At the same time, I've to make some difficult decisions.
02:45	Sometimes you have to set an example in business.
02:49	This is not about my personal ego.
02:53	It's not about me having to win all the time. It's about business.
02:58	I do what's right - and have for years and years - I do what's right for each and every one of you
03:05	from a business perspective.
03:11	Sometimes you don't even recognize it. Sometimes you're blinded by the short side in this. Sometimes
03:17	when I make decisions, I make them from a long-term standpoint. I'm long-term-oriented.
03:22	And you don't even understand what I'm doing. But in time, you will.
03:27	And in time, you'll thank me.
03:38	And as much as I would like not to have to do this [CM Punk Chants]
03:58	as much as I would like not to have to do this, let's get it over with.
05:16	Relax, relax, relax, relax.
05:19	I'm not gonna go on a profanity-ridden tirade. You don't need a seven-second-delay, Kevin. I'm not gonna show my genitalia.
05:27	I'm not gonna talk bad about your family or your company.
05:32	And I know exactly, what you're about to do. And I'm OK with it.
05:37	Because I'm not gonna have to go through the same things that you made Shawn Michaels go through.
05:43	Shawn Michaels, THE best performer ever to step in THIS ring.
05:53	But you made him bent over backwards and for all that he accomplished,
05:57	for all of his achievements, for years, all they said about HBK was that he screwed Bret!
06:06	No matter how many championships he won, no matter how many times he stopped the show,
06:11	he carried that burn and it began to define him and he had to take it with him his entire career.
06:17	And you know what? I thought about that a lot last week, Vince.
06:20	And I put myself in his shoes. If I was in his shoes, would I wanna be the guy who screwed Bret?
06:27	Would I wanna be the guy that screwed CM Punk?
06:37	My answer was 'no'.
06:40	I knew exactly what was at stake. I asked for the match.
06:43	The WWE Championship, my career. But there was more than that. There was more than just John Cena vs. CM Punk in a classic.
06:54	It was about you. It was about you wanting to keep your little bubble intact - your little universe in one piece.
07:02	Nobody can embarrass Vince McMahon. And to do that, you thought you needed somebody to play-ball and I was gonna be your patsy – no way!
07:18	And I know I'm not supposed to say his name, but, Punk, if you are out there watching:
07:23	It was one hell of a match last night, son. Thank you so much.
07:28	Ey, ey, ey, listen. You put me in a position to make a decision.
07:33	You wanted the match thrown out. I don't do business like that. You're a businessman. You got your way of doin' business.
07:40	I do my business a certain way. I am not gonna play along with that crap because you would have made the WWE Championship meaningless.
07:51	So here's the skinny.
07:54	I had a great career here.
07:57	And he says he can make another one of me. Fine, Vince go ahead. Make one, make ten. I don't care.
08:02	I've even given you some time. You have eight months - give or take a few days
08:06	to find another opponent for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at WrestleMania 28.
06:16	I'm not an idiot, Vince.
08:19	You'll do some hocus-pocus and you'll find somebody for Dwayne.
08:24	And WrestleMania will go off without a hitch as if I was never even here.
08:27	I get it.
08:30	Meanwhile I get to walk outta here with my pride and my dignity.
08:41	So before we get into the formalities and the big Vince-McMahon-walk and the whole speech - which I'm gonna let you do. Go ahead.
08:48	It's what they know you for. I just need to tell you something. And I want this to sink in.
08:54	I love the WWE and I truly believe I belong here.
09:06	And, man, I hate to say this. But if you're about to tell me, that I'm not welcome here,
09:12	if you're about to tell me that I have no other option — I love this.
09:20	This is what I do.
09:23	And if you make me walk tonight then I will walk on someone else's television show and keep doing this, BROTHER!
09:38	That is no threat. That is a promise.
09:43	And here's the skinny. There's a lot people out there, that say, I do a lot of things.
09:49	But I PROVE tonight that ONE THING I WILL NOT DO IS KISS YOUR ASS!
09:59	Hold on. You're not gonna deny me