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viernes, 18 de julio de 2014

Batista is the special guest on The Highlight Reel, Chris Jericho pushes Batista to the edge. Part 1 is where Chris teases HBK by pretending to be Ric Flair. Smackdown in London, England. April 15th 2008. No Copyright Infringement Intended. Enjoy!
01:09Welcome to the special Smackdown edition of the Highlight Reel. I am your host, Chris Jericho
01:17and as many of you saw last Monday night on Raw, I have been named the special guest referee
01:22for the match at Backlash between the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
01:29and my guest tonight, the "Animal" Batista.
02:45Well, Big Dave, I know you have a big night, tonight.
02:46I mean, you have a HUGE main event match on SmackDown! against the Undertaker
02:55and I wanted to bring you out here to wish you luck. Also, I wanted to explain to you what happened between me and Shawn Michaels last Monday night on RAW.
03:03I did a little analysis and I figured out the problem you have with him is you think Shawn Michaels is a phony.
03:09I also did some theorizing that deep down Shawn Michaels really enjoyed the fact
03:13that he retired Ric Flair, your mentor.
03:17And despite his arguments, despite his false modesty,
03:20he also relished and thrived on all these backstabbing actions he has committed during his career over the years.
03:27But you know what Shawn Michaels' response was to my accusations?
03:31Let's take a look at it on the Jeritron 6000!
04:11Yeah, exactly! You saw what Shawn did and by his actions he basically proved that you and I are correct.
04:18I mean, he could've denied what I said, he could've been the grand voice of reason and explain himself, but instead he took a cheap shot.
04:25And by doing so he justified all of your feelings and thoughts that you've had towards him and for that, Dave, I say:
04:31Your're welcome!
04:44You see, the thing is,
04:47I don't remember of asking you to be my lawyer.
04:55I don't need you to speak on my behalf!
04:57If I have a problem with someone, I'll confront them to their face!
05:04So I can't express my opinions around here anymore?
05:07No, not when it interferes with my business, you can't!
05:12I was fine deeling with Shawn myself at Backlash,
05:16now I gotta deal with you, the special referee?
05:21Hey, this is between me and Shawn and I don't see where you fit into the equation.
05:30Let me just remind you, I don't wanna be the referee,
05:33I never asked to be the referee. But since that I am and I'm feeling a little underappreciated right now, let me cut to the chase, okay?
05:39I called Shawn Michaels out on the carpet last Monday night on RAW and now I'm gonna do the same thing to you, Dave.
05:44Doctor Jericho is gonna do a little analysis of you.
05:49I thought it was a little bit odd that you were so upset that Michaels retired Ric Flair.
05:53Seemed so irrational. I mean, Flair was okay with it.
05:56But yet, you weren't, and I understand now. I know! I know why you're so upset with Shawn Michaels,
06:01is because YOU wanted to retire Ric Flair yourself!
06:16I've heard this theory, and I...
06:18Nonononono! It's more than a theory and I'll tell you the reason why.
06:22You wanted Shawn to lose at WrestleMania so you could challenge Flair,
06:26one on one, mentor to student, beat him and get the proverbial passing of the torch.
06:31But Shawn Michaels took that from you, Dave.
06:34I mean, that must've been horrible to know that Flair handpicked Shawn Michaels over you to be his opponent at WrestleMania.
06:43I mean, after all you had been through and all the things you have done, when it came down to it,
06:47he wanted to be in the ring with the best and he chose Shawn Michaels, not Batista.
06:53I mean, that's... that's a horrible feeling to know that when it came down to it, that you didn't...
06:58you weren't up to snuff for Ric Flair and his biggest match at WrestleMania.
07:05You know, Dave, I was in the ring with Flair.
07:07During his farewell speech I hugged the man and as a tear rolled down my eye,
07:11I saw the emotion between Flair and Shawn Michaels as they looked each other eye to eye and said, 'I love you'.
07:19They said 'I love you'.
07:20But I didn't see any emotion coming from you. As a matter of fact, I couldn't even see your eyes cause you wouldn't even take your sun glasses off.
07:27You're too cool for school to show your true emotions to the man that you considered to be your mentor,
07:32your hero, the man you allegedly care so much about!
07:39You don't have to say anything, Dave! You don't have to say anything, cause I know that I'm right.
07:43As a matter of fact, these people all know that I'm right.
07:49And I'll prove it to ya'! ... By show of hands,
07:53who here feels that Batista wanted to retire Ric Flair himself? ...
08:01Okay, okay. By another show of hands, who here feels that Batista is much more selfish than Shawn Michaels? ...
08:13Okay, how about this one. Another show of hands, who here feels that...

GLOSSARY

phony - backstabbing
phony: farsante; backstabbing: To attack (someone) unfairly, especially in an underhand, deceitful manner; beg off: ask for permission to be released from an engagement; courage: valor; shallow: superficial. running your mouth: to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight. thrill: emocion;
Chris Jericho Reveals CM Punk's Sister Secrets on Raw 2012 03 19
For the 2nd Week Straight Chris Jericho Reveals another dirty secrets about Punk's Family
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03:56Right of the bat I want to let everybody know that Chris Jericho is not here tonight.
04:04Which goes to show you exactly the kind of man Chris Jericho is.
04:10But at the end of the day,
04:13him not being here, it's a gift.
04:16Because Chris Jericho pissed me off.
04:20Last week Chris Jericho in front of the entire world,
04:25he said that my father...
04:41in front of the world Chris Jericho sai that my father is an alcoholic!
04:49Hey, and you know what? I'm not sure it was supposed to be some sort of big secret.
04:54Certainly those close to me know it to be true.
04:58But it's not Chris Jericho's story to tell. It's none of Chris Jericho's business.
05:07And it's not so much that he said it or how he said it,
05:11but the fact that he said it in front of the entire world.
05:16And here I am, standing in front of a live audience,
05:20millions of people watching around the world. And I am basically on frontstreet under a microscope.
05:33I'm naked for the whole world to see.
05:42I look out here and I see everybody. I see little kids. I see grown ups.
05:47Parents, brothers, sisters. Not a person in this building right now or sitting at home that hasn't been somehow negatively infected by the disease of alcoholism.
06:00I'm not gonna let Chris Jericho's words swindle some little kid in thinking just because life dealt him a crap hand that he can't somehow shake it off and still be destined for greatness.
06:13He wants to make light of a serious subject?
06:16All because he wants to get in my head and under my skin for some sort of advantage at WrestleMania.
06:28Any Chris Jericho line is to play headgames. And he wants to somehow now say that I'm predisposed to drink?
06:36That it's in my genes that I crave alcohol? That just goes to show Chris Jericho doesn't know me at all.
06:44And it backfired, Chris! It's backfired, because if there's a devil in my DNA it's now your problem.
06:51And at WrestleMania, if there's a monster inside me, I'm gonna let that monster out.
07:04I refuse to let my past dictate my future.
07:09There isn't a person on this planet that should let a past nightmare dictate or cloud their future dreams
07:20Chris Jericho forgot to tell you the finish of that story.
07:26And that's my father has worked extremly hard, just like dozens and millions of other people around the world. And he has overcome his addictions.
07:35He has beat his demons! He doesn't want you to know the facts. And here's the most important part:
07:41I am proud of my father!
07:52I am proud of my father and I am proud of the fact that I am straight edge. Because it's real and it comes from the heart.
07:58And it's true. And it's tattooed on my skin for a reason.
08:02Because it's what I believe. I'm proud of my father. I'm proud of being straight edge.
08:08And I'm proud of my father and all the obstacles he has overcome.
08:11And Chris Jericho, that's exactly what you are to me. You're an obstacle.
08:15And now, you can go around an obstacle. You can jump over an obstacle. Or I can be like you and dig a hole.
08:22I can crawl under that obstacle. But I'm here to let you know that right now at WrestleMania you, Chris Jericho, are my obstacle.
08:29And I'm going straight through you to prove once and for all that I am the best in the world!
08:49Punk! Punk! Punk! Punk, listen to me!
08:54I want you to listen to me, Punk. Listen to me.
09:00I didn't think it was right for me to be there tonight. I didn't want to face you in person
09:05because I want you to really listen to what I have to say. I want you to really hear this.
09:10Because all the points you've been making right now are right.
09:16I was out of line for what I said last week and I'm sorry.
09:21And this is Chris talking to you right now. There is no Jericho here, no fancy jacketts or bravado.
09:29It's me and I was out of line. I crossed your territory.
09:35I had no right to cross into. It was none of my business. Like you said, I should have never brought it up and I'm sorry.
09:42I apologize to you.
09:46I hope you accept my apology. And I can promise you I'll never say anything about your father on this show again. I'm giving you my word on that.
09:59However, your sister...
10:07that's a whole other ball game, isn't it? Come on, Punk, I found out all about your sister's substance abuse problems.
10:16Chris, shut up! What are you talking about?
10:18Come on, it's well documented. Your sister has problems with drugs.
10:20And as anybody knows drug addicts will do whatever they can to score their fix.
10:27Anything! And I'm sure you're still proud of her. I'm sure you still love her, just like you claim you're proud of your father,
10:33and you still love your father, but c'mon, seriously? There's a pattern that's starting here, Punk.
10:40Your father is an alcoholic. Your sister is a drug addict.
10:45And you're going to end up just like 'em. It's inevitable.
10:48Punk, you're going to drink. It's your destiny.
10:54And it's a good news, bad news situation, Punk. Because the good news is, substance abuse and alcohol can be overcome. Can.
11:03Bad news? When I beat you at WrestleMania and become the new WWE Champion,
11:11that's something you will never overcome. Ever!
11:30JERICHO, YOU'RE BULLS**T!
11:38You're bulls**t! And that's exactly what I'm gonna beat out of you!

GLOSSARY

piss off - swindle - backfired - cloud - crawl - out of line
piss off: make or become angry; swindle: To cheat or defraud of money or property; backfired: fracaso; cloud: nublar; crawl: pasar; out of line: fuera de lugar;
All the pain and all the suffering is gonna rain down on you at Unforgiven.
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02:28Well, I've been asked by Mike Adamle to
02:32moderate this contract signing between Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels,
02:37that will make their match at Unforgiven
02:41completely unsanctioned. Now what that means is, that Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels will
02:49wave all liabilities on what they may potentially do to each other
02:54during that match and absolve WWE
02:58from any legal ramifications. So with that being said,
03:05Chris Jericho is here, let's welcome Chris Jericho's opponent, Shawn Michaels.
04:28Gentlemen, both your lawyers have looked over this document.
04:35And despite the fact that security is around the ring,
04:39Mike Adamle has said, that if there is any physicality between the two of you here tonight,
04:45your match at Unforgiven will be called off.
04:50So with that being said, really all there is to do is sign the document.
05:54Well, that was simple enough. We would like to thank both of you gentlemen for coming...
06:00Enough, Lawler. Enough.
06:05What I wanna ask you, Shawn, is, why all the security?
06:08Why did you insist on having the security down here? You need to be protected that badly?
06:12You think I would be so reckless as to attack you right here and now, and
06:16throw away my chance to end your career for good at Unforgiven?
06:22It's not my security, Chris.
06:33If I had it my way, there wouldn't be anybody out here except the two of us.
06:35Listen, I got something very important to say to Shawn Michaels, so
06:40I don't need to be monitored like some kind of an animal in a cage. Do you, Shawn?
06:46The contracts are signed.
06:50I don't see any reasons for these men to remain here.
06:54Allright, you heard what Shawn Michaels said. He wants you all to leave. So please, security, you are dismissed.
06:58Go! Leave! Lawler, please.
07:19Now, Shawn, I wanna tell you that I did something that you never would do for me.
07:23I followed your advice. Remember at Summer Slam,
07:28before I inadvertently punched your wife in the mouth...
07:33you remember when you told me to sit my wife and kids down and tell them that I would never be like you?
07:43Well, that's what I did this week, Shawn. I sat them down, I gathered them around and said
07:46"Listen, I will never be a lying, manipulative, solipsistic egomaniac like Shawn Michaels"
07:56And then I forbade them from watching Unforgiven because I do not want them to see the brutality or cruelty that I'm capable of.
08:03And, Shawn, believe me, you don't know the half of it.
08:09But I wanna be very clear about something.
08:13If you think I'm gonna go easy on you because of what happend to your precious,
08:17little wife, you're wrong, Shawn, because I'm not.
08:25I'm gonna end your career for good this time, Shawn.
08:29And I'm gonna show all these people what happens to a man, who lives his life like you do.
08:41You remember Wrestlemania, when you told Ric Flair that you put him out of his misery?
08:45Well, at Unforgiven I'm gonna put you out of your misery, Shawn. Except for...
08:55Oh yeah, and I'm not gonna say "I'm sorry" as I do it, because quite honestly I'm not sorry.
09:01I'm not sorry for a single thing that I've done to you or your family, Shawn. As a matter of fact I'm quite proud of it.
09:09And at Unforgiven, with no legal restrictions or ramifications to hold me back,
09:14I'm going to finish you off forever. Do you understand me, Shawn Michaels?
09:29And I want you to remember that you asked for this match.
09:33So when it's all over with, and you're a broken man in your house
09:38with a disappointed wife and children, who think you're a failure,
09:44nothing but a forgotten memory to all of your fans,
09:48I want you to remember that the only person to blame for all this is yourself.
09:58I take comfort in the fact, that your wife and children won't be watching.
10:07My will neither.
10:12But someday, someday I'm gonna tell them about all of this.
10:19I'm gonna tell them of the day, when their father was this close to walking away.
10:26And although it's considered a strenght to turn the other cheek,
10:33sometimes you've got to look evil right in the the face and spit in its eye.
10:45All the pain and all the suffering, that you have put me through,
10:51is gonna rain down on you at Unforgiven.
10:57And it is rain down on you with absolutly no remorse.
11:06I will never appologize for the man that I am, for the life that I've lived.
11:17And I'm going to have no regrets about what happens to you.
11:26Unforgiven, it's an appropriate name, isn't it, Chris?
11:34Because I will never forgive you for what you've done to me.
11:42My only hope is that someday god can forgive me for what I do to you.

GLOSSARY

liabilities - absolve - called off - reckless - dismissed - regret
liabilities: responsabilidades; absolve: relieve of a requirement or obligation; called off: postpone indefinitely or annul something that was scheduled; reckless: utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; dismissed: having lost your job advice: consejo regret: arrepentimiento;

martes, 15 de julio de 2014

Roddy Piper and Chris Jericho discuss Jericho's belittling the WWE Legends and Piper talks about what it's like to be Old School, a very different side to Roddy Piper. Really quite fantastic!
00:25The Academy Awards are on Sunday and if any Academy members are watching I implore you to not vote
00:32for Mickey Rourke for best actor.
00:34Because if you do,
00:37it could spark a chain reaction that has terrible consequences on this business.
00:43You see, if Rourke wins,
00:46that would send a message to all the Hall of Famers,
00:48all of the legends,
00:50all of the washed-up has-been losers
00:54who are holding on,leeching off this business,
00:57begging for one last run of success.
01:01But I'm here to say that's not gonna happen.
01:03They're very delusional about this, but the truth is:
01:06It won't happen. And the only one with enough courage to tell them so is me.
01:13But I know why all of you respect the legends so.
01:18Why you cheer for them, why you encourage them,
01:20why you enable them. It's because they're all just like you:
01:25Weak, shallow, insecure human beings.
01:31Hypocrites and liars,
01:33who need to be shut down and shut up for their own good.
01:45And you can boo me if you want but you're booing an honest man.
01:49A man who tells the truth. Yeah, you don't like that, do ya? But the truth hurts.
01:55And I will continue to tell the truth...
03:11You want the truth?
03:14I'm gonna shoot with you on this one.
03:19Let me tell you something, man,
03:22I have watched you your entire career.
03:28And I like you. I'll tell you why.
03:34You said what was on your mind
03:38and then you had the guts to come in the ring and back it up.
03:46I respected that. It reminded me of somebody I know. What happened?
03:58Now, you get on television and you're running your mouth.
04:04You're calling me out, you're calling Flair out,
04:09you're calling the other legends out.
04:19You used to be entertaining. What happened?
04:25You're judging us. You patronize us.
04:30You tell us what we should be and what should not be doing.
04:36Let me take one of your quotes: Please, shut the hell up.
04:56Sure, Piper. Dance like a puppet on a string.
05:00Make all of these fans cheer for you...
05:03I'M NOT FINISHED YET!
05:10Mickey Rourke is my friend.
05:16And I watched his movie ‘The Wrestler'. And yes, I cried.
05:23The movie is not about a bunch of old timers that want another run.
05:32The movie is about the honor and respect we have for everyone.
05:42The movie is about the pain - physically and emotionally.
05:54And most of all, most important why we do what we do
06:03for the thrill of performing.
06:08Ric Flair was right: We live for this!
06:20I have people to come up to me and say:
06:24Hey Roddy, we remember when you slapped Mr. T.
06:31And I have people come up to me and say:
06:39'When my grandad was alive we watched you shave Adrian Adonis' head.
06:52And Chris, you wanna bury these moments.
06:57No, these moments are to be celebrated. These moments...
07:04Last year I was in the Royal Rumble and when I came out in the Madison Square Garden,
07:1224.000 people jumped to their feet. And just for one second, Chris,
07:19I felt like I was back in the first WrestleMania.
07:27That was the thrill of a lifetime for me.
07:50I have one hip and I hurt all the time.
07:59But as long as these folks here say so,
08:05I will crawl down here on my hands and knees to give them one more memorable moment because old school's cool.
08:45Crawl! Crawl! Crawl around! You wanna crawl around here, Piper? You can crawl.
08:52Dance like a puppet on a string! You want respect? You want respect?
08:57Crawl! Crawl! Crawl for these... Crawl! Crawl! Crawl around, Piper!

GLOSSARY

hold on - leech off - beg off - courage - shallow - running your mouth - thrill
hold on: retain; leech off: To use them or it to one's advantage, usually without permission and often in an objectionable way.; beg off: ask for permission to be released from an engagement; courage: valor; shallow: superficial. running your mouth: to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight. thrill: emocion;

lunes, 14 de julio de 2014

March 12, 2012 RAW- Chris Jericho gets personal with CM Punk with stinging Chris Jericho gets personal with CM Punk
00:02Yeah, gratulations! Way to go, Punk, way to go.
00:05Congratulations on your big win.
00:08You need to enjoy them while you can, Punk, you see.
00:12You can smirk if you want to, but I see straight through you.
00:16While I look at you I see a fraud.
00:18And I'm not talking about the fact that you call yourself the best in the world. I'm talking about you as a person.
00:23Because I did a little research week, Punk. And I found out something. A little deep, dirty, dark secret about you.
00:31You've been straight edge ever since you came to the WWE. But you never explained the reasons why.
00:36I wanna tell all these wannabes why you're straight edge.
00:40I wanna tell them that you're straight edge because your father is an alcoholic!
00:50Yeah, that's right. Your father was an alcoholic
00:54who let you down every step of the way when you were growing up. And it terrifies you.
00:59You don't wanna end up like him.
01:02But it's inevitable that you will. Because alcohol is in your blood, Punk.
01:06It's in your genes. It's part of who you are. And that tortures you.
01:12I know you've built this fasade, this will, that you're a sarcastic anti-hero with not a care in the world.
01:18But I think I found something that you care about.
01:21I found something that gives you nightmares.
01:24Something that terrifies you.
01:27And isn't it ironic that the very alcohol that you crave is the same thing that ruined your childhood?
01:33Oh, the nightmares you must had about your father. I almost feel bad for you, Punk.
01:38Is that the reason why you have all those tattoos?
01:41Was the pain of wanting to drink so bad that you needed the pain of a tattoo needle to take it out of your mind?
01:47Was it your only solace?
01:50Doesn't matter if it is, Punk, because you are going to drink eventually.
01:55And I'm the one who's going to make you drink.
01:59At WrestleMania 28 I'm gonna take away your title,
02:02I'm gonna take away your claims of being the best in the world, I'm gonna take away your bravado,
02:06and I'm gonna leave you a broken man.
02:10You gonna hit bottom, Punk. And when you do, you're gonna embrace your destiny and you're gonna take a drink.
02:16And it's gonna taste so good that you gonna wanna take another one and another one and another one.
02:25After April first I'm gonna be recognized for who I am.
02:28The undisputed best in the world and the new WWE Champion.
02:36And you gonna be recognized for who you are. Who your father was. A pathetic damn drunk!

GLOSSARY

smirk - crave - solace - bravado - hit bottom
smirk: sonreir; crave: anhelar; solace: consuelo; bravado: Defiant or swaggering behavior; hit bottom: tocar fondo;

miércoles, 9 de julio de 2014

John Cena cuts a promo and Chris jericho interferences (RAW 07 26 2010) Part 2 The Nexus SummerSlam Team
00:00Let's get this straight right now.
01:10It ain't about you. It's not about me.
01:16It's about this damn business, don't you get it?
01:20Nexus has taken over this company,
01:23last week they got to you, they've been getting to me, they get to whatever they want, whenever they want!
01:28You don't like me? Fine. You don't like them? Fine.
01:31You love the business, Chris, for whatever reason you keep coming out here, you love the damn business.
01:35That's why we're doing this, alright? Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?
01:50You're a man, and guess what, it's gut check time!
01:53It's time to throw the Hail Mary, it's the fourth quarter, we gotta do things that we don't normally do, guess what, we gotta coexist.
02:01Yes, you know Wade Barrett better than anyone. You know how he thinks.
02:08I'm saying it right now, Chris Jericho, you are essential to this team.
02:38First of all, don't ever knock this microphone out of my hand again.
02:47Second of all, I know how essential I am to this team, Cena.
02:52I know better than anybody here that the only chance you have to beat Nexus at SummerSlam
02:58is if you have the best in the world standing beside you.
03:04Fighting beside you. I know that.
03:08But I know more than that, Cena, because you see, I see the big picture.
03:13And Nexus isn't the only threat to this company, there's another threat.
03:19And his name is John Cena.
03:24Oh yeah. Because you're a lot more like Nexus than you think you are, Cena.
03:30You walk around here interrupting whoever you want, doing what you wanna do,
03:36saying what you wanna say, the only difference is you do it with the support of these drones.
03:47You do it with the support of these people that you dance around like a puppet on a string.
03:54So here's what's gonna happen, I'm gonna be very honest with you, I'm gonna warn you.
03:59At SummerSlam, as soon as the threat of Nexus has been abolished, as soon as they're gone for good,
04:05I'm gonna take the next logical step and turn my sights on the other threat in the WWE.
04:12I'm gonna get rid of you, Cena.
04:18And either I'm gonna do it with the help of my team
04:24or I'm gonna have to do it by myself.
04:29But I'm gonna do it. Do you understand what I'm saying?
04:35I'm standing right here, take your best shot.
04:48Can I have your attention please, I've received an e-mail from the general manager.
05:01And I quote: Cena, Jericho, your match against the Nexus at SummerSlam
05:09will now be an elimination match.
05:15The team that eliminates all the members of the opposing team first will be victorious.
05:24And in a preview of SummerSlam, The Nexus will face seven Raw superstars in an elimination match tonight.
05:37Now, your match at SummerSlam is all about teamwork.
05:42Tonight, let's see how you, John, and you, Chris,
05:48function as a team against opponents of my choosing.
05:57And if you're not down with that, I've got two words for you.
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00:57Thank you, guys.
01:28They are certainly right, everything is bigger in Texas!
01:39You know, seven weeks ago, a group named The Nexus,
01:47without any warning at all, attacked and took over Monday Night Raw, destroying everything in its path.
01:56Superstars, commentators, cameramen,
02:01Hall of Famers, even the chairman of this company, nobody was safe.
02:08They did this for reasons only known to them.
02:12Point is, the past seven weeks, if Nexus wanted you hurt, they made sure you got hurt.
02:21Until last Monday.
02:27Finally, the Raw Superstars said we have had enough!
02:34Standing side by side in the ring, friends, enemies, it didn't matter!
02:39We stood in the ring with one common goal: at SummerSlam we face Nexus,
02:45at SummerSlam we beat Nexus, at SummerSlam we end Nexus!
02:58They've been running Raw because people think they're invincible,
03:01we will defeat them at SummerSlam and you will see that they are not invincible.
03:11And it's about time, because the more they terrorize Raw, the more power they get.
03:17And with power comes influence. And the more influence they get, quite frankly,
03:25they're gonna take over this show.
03:33And if they do, that may be the very end of Monday Night Raw.
03:40I'm not saying this is gonna be easy. My team isn't exactly the Super Friends, I'm not exactly Superman,
03:47I've always seen myself as more of an Aquaman.
03:51Jericho and Edge are not Batman and Robin,
03:55and even the thought of Great Khali walking around in Wonderwoman's outfit
04:02is just wrong.
04:05I photoshopped it, it was very, very disturbing.
04:12But it doesn't matter, guys, we don't have to be the Justice League, every person on this team was chosen for a reason.
04:18And I promise you, at SummerSlam, my team will hit the ring, and Nexus will know
05:18Chris Jericho is on that SummerSlam team!
05:37I was standing backstage and I was biding my time, counting the seconds,
05:43counting the minutes until you said what I knew eventually you would say: 'my team'.
05:51John Cena's team!
05:57All week long, people have been approaching me and saying 'Oh, we're so excited that you're on John Cena's team
06:04and we're so happy that you've finally seen the light and changed your ways'.
06:11I wanna make something perfectly clear. To you and to all of these hypocrites here right now.
06:21I did not get involved in this to be a part of Cena's team.
06:30I didn't get involved in this to bask in the glory of a hero,
06:34and I didn't get involved in this to shamelessly pander to a group of parasites.
06:40I got involved in this because of my personal problems with Nexus,
06:46and more importantly with Wade Barrett, a man that I molded and shaped from the moment he first came into this company.
06:54A man who indirectly was influenced by me to start the Nexus faction in the first place.
07:01So, you see, Cena, I know Barrett and Nexus better than you, therefore I'm more qualified than you,
07:08this is my team, not your team! This is—
07:13Fine, fine, fine. Team is sold to Chris Jericho, you got us at a bargain price.
07:20It's your team, Chris, do whatever you want, call us whatever you want, the Alabaster Soft
--:--Jumbo and The Tug Boats or Chris Jericho and The Mudville Six, the Liontamers, the Fozzyathon, it's yours, you know why?
--:--I don't care, Chris, I just wanna beat Nexus.
--:--Don't you dare patronize me, okay?
--:--Don't you ever patronize me, denigrate me with your sarcasm,
--:--Cena, I wanna be honest and be very clear once again, this team lives or dies on my wings,
--:--you do what I say, you do what I wanna do, you follow where I wanna be going—

GLOSSARY

at all - took over - outfit - binding my time - bask in the glory - shamelessly pander
at all: en absoluto; took over: se apodero de; outfit: traje; take back: recuperar; binding my time: esperando el momento; bask in the glory: disfrutar de la gloria; shamelessly pander: complacer descaradamente; bargain price: precio de ganga;
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01:08Enjoy your little moment, Cryme Tyme. Congratulations!
01:13Good for you, but just know that things are going downhill from here.
01:22I can see it in your faces, you're riding high on top of the world, #1 Contenders,
01:28this close to achieving your childhood dreams of being WWE Tag Team Champion.
01:37But just like the rest of these failures in this crowd tonight,
01:45oh yeah failures, you're gonna fall short of your goals as well, because we're gonna destroy your hopes and dreams.
01:55See what you're forgetting in your fleeting moment of jubilation is that you're dealing with the most powerful duo in sports today.
02:06We have a combined 40 titles between us.
02:12Do you know how great that makes us?
02:16Do you know how great we are?
02:21We're the perfect combination of strength, agility, intelligence, ruthlessness and honesty.
02:31What you're looking at is...
02:37What I'm looking at is Han Solo and Chewbacca.
02:45Yo, check it, check it, check it. It's okay, I speak Wookiee, I can speak Wookiee.
02:50Hold on
03:14I'm sorry, do you think this is some kind of joke?
03:22This is not a joke, I assure you.
03:24No, no, no, the joke was, with Shaq around you didn't have much to say. Christina!
03:38Oh yes, Shaq told me to give you this
03:45And Fatboy, ... yeah you're Fatboy...
03:59and Fatboy, you hadn't too much to say either, 'cause Shaq knocked you down flat on your fat back, tubby.
04:09But you know what Shad, all jokes aside, at SummerSlam we're gonna be the ones knocking you down.
04:17'Cause we are gonna be ones leaving SummerSlam with those Tag Team Championships around our waists.
04:26You feel me.
04:30You see the only reason you're running your mouth like this is because we're allowing you to do so.
04:39Our credentials already surpass the greatest tag teams in history.
04:46You see Jericho and I are used to being champion, we're used to having gold around our waist.
04:54This man is a former 5 times WWE Champion, Heavyweight! World!
05:03And the greatest all around performer this industry has ever seen.
05:10And I'm the only man in history to ever hold the ECW, WCW and the WWE World Championships.
05:22And not only that, I am a giant.
05:27This means I'm bigger than all of you.
05:34And, yes, that means that I'm better than all of you.
05:50So enjoy your little party with all these criminals here tonight,
05:57because Cryme Tyme: At SummerSlam the party is over.

domingo, 6 de julio de 2014

01:07It might seem like my next guest has been on The Highlight Reel quite a few times over the last two months and he has.
01:12And there's a good reason for that.
01:14My next guest was a hero to me, when I first started watching him - when I was a kid - on TV.
01:20He became an inspiration when I first started out in the wrestling business and nowadays
01:25he's not only something of a mentor to me, he's also someone I'm very proud to call a good friend.
01:29Ladies and Gentlemen, Jerichoholics, my guest tonight, The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!
03:15HBK, I wanna thank you for coming out on the Highlight Reel tonight.
03:18It's obvious to me by your body language that it's not easy.
03:20You look like you're still feeling the effects of the beating you took at One Night Stand in the stretcher match.
03:25But those effects would be felt by anybody. You put on such a gutsy performance, Shawn.
03:29I mean, you showed so much heart and so much courage.
03:32You should be proud of yourself. I mean, I was proud of you, too.
03:34As a matter of fact, even though you lost that match, all of our fans around the world and even here tonight, they still love ya.
03:48I appreciate all the kind words, but, ehm, you got a question in any of this?
03:54 Yes, I do have question, I'm gonna get to that. But first I just wanna make a little observation.
03:59I mean, we just heard, obviously your fans love you, no matter what it is you do.
04:04No matter what, right?
04:07Case in point, you feigned a knee injury for almost a month. You blatantly lied about it to me, you lied to Batista ...
04:15Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now,
04:19I might be splitting hairs here,
04:21but I was very clear about the fact, that I was gonna do whatever it took to win.
04:26And I did that. I didn't lie to Batista, I didn't lie to the people.
04:32Technically, the only person I lied to was you.
04:40Alright, fair enough. I'll take that. Touché.
04:43Regardless of all that, when you finally admitted the truth and superkicked me right in the face,
04:47you got cheered more than ever.
04:50I mean, it's funn... See?
04:54I mean, I'm adored by the fans as well, but not even I could get away with that one.
05:00And when I pointed out your fabrications of the truth, suddenly I got booed. I mean ... See?
05:09You pull a fast one on 'em and they adore you and yet whenever I try to do the right thing,
05:13whether it'd be tell the truth or not hitting you with a chair, not hit JBL with a chair, I got booed, you know?
05:22It seems like our fans would rather boo an honest man and cheer for you.
05:26I mean, it doesn't take much to get them start chanting 'HBK'. You know, it's ... H-B-K! H-B-K!
05:43So, that brings us to my question. And my question is this:
05:46How does Shawn Michaels, HBK, one of the greatest performers of all time
05:51and one of the most highly decorated superstars in the history of this business,
05:56turn into such a lying, cheating, pathetic little worm of a human being?
06:51You wanna lie to me? Huh, buddy? This is all your fault. This is what you wanna do? You started all this.
07:13The worst is yet to come.

GLOSSARY

start out - gutsy - feigned - blatantly - regardless of all - point out
start out: empezar; gutsy: valiente; feigned: fingio; blantantly: descaradamente; regardless of all: a pesar de todo; point out: señalar, indicar;