Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together?
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We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time.
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You should be more careful.
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Stevie is a martial artist.
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He is?
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Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that.
00:30
Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat.
00:33
You have taught him anything?
00:34
He taught me, man. -- Really?
00:38
Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie.
00:40
Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely.
00:44
So -- you were very nice to do something for us.
00:48
We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch.
00:56
Would you agree with that?
00:58
Frightening.
00:59
I think that's another accurate way to put it.
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Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them.
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Not that they need help but to take it to the next level.
01:12
To take them from top notch to top notcher.
01:15
Yeah.
01:16
I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down.
01:19
That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team.
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you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here.
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Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this.
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And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel.
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And she comes in to grab him.
01:49
Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do.
01:51
Grab him.
01:54
That's it?
01:55
No, wait a minute. She went too fast.
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Real bad guys might move fast.
02:05
Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay?
02:13
I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel.
02:20
Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me.
02:28
You're embarrassing me.
02:31
But what's going to happen?
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If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel?
02:37
You are going to stop him this time.
02:44
If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can.
02:47
Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No.
02:54
When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel.
03:04
It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome.
03:18
You ready? And go.
03:21
Okay, I got it. I got it.
03:26
Why are you way back there?
03:28
Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them.
03:32
I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards.
03:36
I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal.
03:43
I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security.
03:47
There you go.
03:48
Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e.
03:51
Thanks, steven.
03:53
We'll be right back with lea michele.
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Hi there, we're back.
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Still to come, eddie pepitone.
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While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls,
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our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now.
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That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle.
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Hi. Congratulations.
04:44
How are you? I'm good.
04:46
How are you? I am great.
04:48
Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit.
04:52
It's about a glee club. It is.
04:53
Are there glee clubs?
04:55
I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ...
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Kids are starting glee clubs.
05:04
Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one?
05:07
I was not -- I was much cooler than that.
05:09
Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band.
05:15
We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know.
05:21
Did we have one?
05:23
Do you still play?
05:26
I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show.
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You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school.
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I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8.
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A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here.
06:00
Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no.
06:05
Seems -- that happens -- that's the story.
06:07
She's a writer now and she's brilliant.
06:09
Okay, good. At least she has something.
06:13
Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend?
06:16
I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate.
06:21
We're sick people. That's why.
06:23
The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no.
06:28
I have a picture Look at the ears!
06:33
Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand.
06:36
Where did they come from?. They're not like that now.
06:39
Um -- you look homeless in this picture.
06:42
Thank you. Thank you.
06:45
I was. -- Character is homeless, right?
06:47
Well, basically, yeah.
06:49
Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8.
06:52
And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right?
06:57
Yeah, pretty big deal.
06:58
And then -- How old were you when that show was running?
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I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was
young.
07:09
I did the workshops and stuff like that.
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It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all
that.
07:18
That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and?
07:23
Why didn't you come to see it?
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I don't know. Who knows why.
07:27
But -- probably a game on that night or something.
07:30
Probably something like that.
07:31
But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes.
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Did you hear?
07:37
You get that on broadway, people making noises?
07:40
Something just like what just happened.
07:44
I mean, it's pretty amazing.
07:45
It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night.
I was
like, cover your eyes!
07:54
What did you do?
07:55
It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful.
08:01
But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors?
08:09
No.
08:11
Suddenly you're pregnant on stage.
08:13
You don't know how it happened. No.
08:14
You mean in the audience.
08:16
What do they do?
08:17
My co-star jonathan, he
GLOSSARY
I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.
Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead.
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You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw.
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Please welcome Ian Somerhalder
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thegals are very excited.
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Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires?
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You're talking to one. -- Yeah.
00:45
You have very excitable fans.
00:46
How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way?
00:53
Well There's a decibel level difference.
00:56
There's more screaming?
00:58
It's definitely louder. It's awesome.
01:01
You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness.
01:06
Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone?
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A little taste. I shot this on my iphone.
01:01
Ok. Take a look. Look at this.
01:13
This is what, a convention of some kind?
01:17
Yeah, this is in Miami.
01:20
And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting.
01:26
This one was -- Flashlights for vampires?
01:28
Oh, wait a minute.
01:30
That must have been the twi hards or something like that.
01:34
Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale?
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I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end.
01:41
When? -- About a week ago.
01:43
What, why did you wait so long?
01:45
Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting.
01:50
You were shooting.
01:51
I've been working. I was there.
01:54
It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back.
01:57
It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us.
02:04
All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle.
02:11
You saw the names on all the chairs.
02:13
All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together.
02:17
It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean?
02:23
Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life.
02:25
Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do.
02:31
I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes.
02:38
Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi.
02:45
But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently.
02:48
My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho.
02:53
One of the most beautiful places in the world.
02:54
Yeah, I've been there.
02:56
What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock.
03:02
Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane.
03:06
He's like this big tatted earring guy.
03:12
He looks like Mr. Clean.
03:14
Like a really good looking version of mr. clean.
03:16
But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old
03:20
and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor.
03:32
Is it good to give out your address on television?
03:33
Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid.
03:42
I want you guys to promise not to go there.
03:45
Yeah, so -- that's so stupid.
03:48
Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa.
03:50
Might want to switch to another hotel.
03:54
They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem.
04:02
I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares.
04:05
He shouldn't be your friend.
04:06
People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble.
04:10
So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00.
04:14
Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00.
04:16
You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you.
04:24
That's very nice of you.
04:25
You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it.
04:35
The cheese is not melted?
04:37
The cheese is melted.
04:38
But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it
04:45
When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese.
04:49
Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza?
04:52
It's pretty good, man.
04:55
Guillermo, come in from God's heeding ....
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He's probably eating those pizzas out there.
05:02
I hope so too.
05:04
Thank you, Guillermo.
05:05
Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you.
05:07
Thank you. Thank you very much.
05:10
I left my wallet in the green room.
05:11
Give me 4 back.
05:13
I don't have any cash.
05:14
I'll get it from you later.
05:15
Is this hot? -- It should be warm.
05:19
I have to try it.
05:21
We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier.
05:24
I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good.
05:30
That's atasty pizza.
05:31
Idaho is known for its pizza, number one.
05:36
It's pretty tasty. -- I like that.
05:37
You got a lot of oregano on there.
05:39
Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend.
05:42
No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ...
05:45
Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it.
05:49
Eat the whole pizza.
05:51
Before social distortion comes out.
05:55
This is awesome. -- This is very good.
06:02
You're serious about this.
06:03
Like, you went to a pizza convention even?
06:06
Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms.
06:12
Who did?
06:13
The other pizza makers.
06:16
And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher.
06:23
You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on.
06:26
No.
06:27
I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us
06:32
Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year.
06:39
You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably.
06:53
Well that's very good to see you.
06:55
Thank you for bringing the pizza.
06:57
Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust.
07:00
I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end.
07:04
The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody.
07:09
Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.
GLOSSARY
gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;
Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much.
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Is there something different about you? Yeah.
00:13
Have you lost weight? What's going on here?
00:51
I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave.
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Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television.
00:23
Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet.
00:27
Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using.
00:32
I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn!
00:40
I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn.
00:46
This entire audience is pregnant!
00:49
Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense.
00:57
Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings.
01:02
You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey.
01:09
Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you.
01:20
I'll feed it right to you. Sure.
01:23
So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived
01:25
I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ...
01:33
Can you elaborate on this?
01:36
It's a feeling like you're in heaven already.
01:38
Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us.
01:45
It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know?
01:55
just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen.
02:00
It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong.
02:07
It's really here.
02:08
And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer.
02:12
For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know.
02:15
Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second?
02:19
Hi biff. - Henderson.
02:23
For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure.
02:35
he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there.
02:43
But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure.
02:49
Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes.
02:55
That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova.
03:00
That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah.
03:05
Now look at me.
03:06
Yeah, let's see.
GLOSSARY
growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeño toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;
Este video fue un poco mas dificil de subtitular tengo que agradecer la ayuda de mi amiga Melanie que me ayudo con el video. Thanks so much Melanie.
00:01
You know, Kane has not arrived here yet,
00:03
but I'm told that he will be escorted by a team of police officers,
00:07
straight from his home to the ring.
00:09
And when he does get here, I'll be here to give you a report.
00:12
They're out here waiting for Kane?.
00:15
What's the big deal about him? Everyone is talking about him.
00:18
The big deal tonight is Chris Jericho getting his WrestleMania revenge over Shawn Michael's right here in Los Angeles.
00:25
Yeah, people aren't paying to see Kane, Terry.
00:28
They're paying to see 2 things:
00:29
Chris Jericho, the highlight of the night,
00:33
the king of bling-bling beating Shawn Michaels and the pain to see Steve Austin
00:38
in his last night as RAW general manager,
00:41
thanks to my brilliant idea of sending the petition to leaving the band last week.
00:46
I'm in such a good mood, I feel like singing and dancing.
00:50
I changed a couple words 'cause Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
00:52
A little bit seedy?. So here it is:
00:54
Hooray for Jericho! The king of bling-bling is here!
00:58
Hooray for Jericho! Shawn Michaels getting beaten tonight right here, here
GLOSSARY
highlight: destacado; king of bling-bling: another term for expensive, often flashy jewelry, bling-bling was mainly used by black rappers, the king of bling-bling, he is saying he's rich, he's successful; I'm in such a good mood: I'm really happy; Hollywood really isn't all it's cracked up to be: Hollywood isn't what it appears, its reality is different from its reputation;
open my eyes to everything again, you know, and really, really soak all of these experiences up.
02:50
Almost like I'm seeing it all again for the very first time.
02:57
Like my entrance, I uhh,
03:02
you know I've been involved in some of the most insane matches in the history of the WWE.
03:13
Some of the most insane moments whether it was helping to create the TLC Match - tables, ladders and chairs -
03:24
whether it was 20-foot super-spears,
03:28
diving into a flaming tables with thumbtacks in my back,
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whether it was Elimination Chamber matches or Hell in a Cell Matches against The Undertaker.
03:41
No matter what, every time that I was going into a match like that or
03:47
I have taken red eye flights and been up all night and two days because of our travel schedule, no matter what:
03:52
As soon as I came down that ramp with my music playing - which I may be biased but I think is the coolest music in the WWE,
04:03
so I gotta thank the guys from Alter Bridge for give me that song
04:08
No matter what, as soon as I came out and hearing you guys,
04:13
hearing all of you just feeding me that energy...
04:45
Every time, every time I came out there you gave me goosebumps.
04:51
And I have to do that one more time.
04:56
So if you guys will bear with me, I'm going back up there and I'm running out here and I'm going to do that one last time.
07:05
Man I got out of shape already, that tired me out.
07:14
Listen, I—Since I announced my retirement,
07:20
the outpouring from everybody in the WWE Universe it's been insane, it's been awesome.
07:31
And a lot of people are sad and disappointed that my career is forced to come to an end.
07:39
But you know what: I think, I think everybody is actually happy and very positive about the fact that
07:45
the WWE and our team of doctors caught this before I was in a Ladder Match and I landed
07:51
and couldn't get up. So that's good, that's a positive, I'm happy about that.
08:07
I'm happy about looking at the rest of my life from here.
08:10
I'm happy about the fact that me and my girl are gonna get the dogs and go hiking in the mountains,
08:15
go surfing down in Nicaragua, I can't wait.
08:22
I'm happy about the fact that I get to wear my two suits
08:26
I'm not much of a suit guy as I can tell, but I thought that when I go out I might as well go out in style.
08:36
And by the way I bought it for 100 bucks at JC Penney.
08:46
I'm happy that I got to come to Albany.
08:54
I really am. And I'm not just blowing smoke here, because Albany,
08:59
it holds a special place for me, because this is where I won my very first WWE Championship.
09:12
It's a little known fact but I was sitting in Albany in a rental car when I came up with the name Edge.
09:21
And what makes me most happy - and this is gonna be the tough part -
09:25
is that my mom is with me here tonight.
09:34
There she is right there. There she is.
09:42
She is gonna be all shy and timid, but this is the strongest woman I've ever met.
09:51
That woman right there...
10:06
she instilled the strength in me to make it this far, to come through the broken necks, the torn achilles tendons.
10:11
If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be standing here right now,
10:15
without her support over the years, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:22
So everybody in here: Maybe give your mums a call tonight, alright?
10:30
And I'm happy to be here in front of all of you.
10:38
You know I don't want it to get all sappy and corny - even though I guess it already has -
10:44
but to me this World Heavyweight Championship,
10:50
it has meant everything to me. Absolutely everything. I—I've worked my entire career to hold this.
10:59
But it's not just mine, it never has been, it's not anyone else's in the locker room.
11:06
To me, each and everyone of you holds a piece of this, it's symbolic.
11:19
But now it's time for me to come out here and do what I have to do,
11:28
and that is relinquish the World Heavyweight Championship.
11:37
Oh it's cool, it's cool, I gotta do it, man.
11:44
In closing, I really really just, I wanna thank all of you
11:51
because this has been one hell of a career,
12:01
it's been one hell of a ride. Thank you. Thank you very much.
GLOSSARY
soak up: feeling something enjoyable; thumbtacks: tachuelas; goosebumps: little bumps that appear on your arm when you feel cold, are scared, or sexually excited.; bear: support; outpouring: effusion; instill: To introduce by gradual, persistent efforts;
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I'm here tonight as the advocate for Brock Lesnar.
01:52
Now I understand that every single person up in the tower caters to each and every of Triple H's whims,
02:03
but I asure you Brock Lesnar is not one of those people.
02:08
So here's a word that Triple H is probably not used to:
02:15
No! No, Brock Lesnar will not drop his lawsuit against WWE.
02:26
No, I will not drop my lawsuit against Triple H.
02:31
And most importantly, ladies and gentlemen, no, Brock Lesnar will not fight Triple H at SummerSlam.
02:48
I thank you very much for you kind attention. And Triple H, thank you for your time as well.
04:32
You know what? I look around here and I can't help but notice we are not in a bingo hall and I'm not one of your cronies from the 90s, drinking your Kool-Aid, Paul.
04:43
I know what you are. You're a habitual liar.
04:47
That's the truth.
04:52
And here's the thing: Brock Lesnar is gonna fight me at SummerSlam...
04:59
Oh stop. Do you listen to yourself?
05:01
No, no, no. I'm not gonna listen to me.
05:05
And I'm not gonna listen to you. I only wanna listen to one guy. And that is Brock Lesnar.
05:11
I wanna hear Brock Lesnar tell me that he's gonna step up and be a man and fight me at SummerSlam.
05:26
You wanna know why he is? Because I can give Brock Lesnar what he wants.
05:31
Brock Lesnar wants to be the star. He wants to be what it's all about, right? Well, I can give that to Brock Lesnar.
05:39
Take a look.
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Now that right there that's what SummerSlam will be all about.
05:50
Brock Lesnar will be the face of that promotion, Paul. Everything he wants. All he's got to do is step up and agree to fight me.
06:09
You're gonna try to appease Brock Lesnar's ego with that? You're gonna play to Brock Lesnar's ego? Brock Lesnar has no ego. Brock...
06:20
Ha, Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:23
No.
06:24
Usually you lie better than this, Paul.
06:27
Brock Lesnar has no ego? The guy that came out here and said he wanted it to be called Monday Night RAW starring Brock Lesnar has no ego?
06:41
It's all about ego for Brock. You're gonna tell me Brock Lesnar would rather me his money sitting in the court room?
06:49
For a long time, I might add. I got a whole building full of lawyers salivating over getting you in court.
06:56
Brock Lesnar is all about ego.
07:03
And Brock Lesnar will do this because if he doesn't Brock Lesnar is gonna go down as the guy that is scared of Triple H.
07:24
You're good. I mean, you really are that damn good.
07:31
You almost had me going. Wow. Wow. I mean, Brock Lesnar is scared of me. SummerSlam...
07:40
Oh come on! Stop. Please stop. Pretty please stop. I mean, just stop pretending to be a wrestler.
07:51
Stop playing the asskicker that you used to be.
07:56
Go back to your ivory tower where everybody caters to your every whim. Go back home to your little princesses and play the King of Kings,
08:07
because in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's world you're not the king of anything.
08:20
Are you getting angry at me? Hahahahaha!
08:24
Are you getting mad? Are you gonna hit me now, big bad wrestler?
08:33
Is that what you gonna do? You're getting to be more and more like Vince as every single day goes by.
08:42
And just like I used to push every single one of Vince's buttons, I know how to push your buttons, too.
08:51
Brock Lesnar is not going to fight you at SummerSlam. And you know, listen, if you want to hit me, go ahead. Go ahead. Hit me right now! Go ahead.
09:01
I'll take one for Team Lesnar! Because if you even think of hitting me, Brock Lesnar and I are gonna own this joint.
09:11
And just so you know, in Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman's WWE we have nothing for you.
09:25
But I do have something for Stephanie. You know, I... Ah, ah, ah... I can't breath!
09:35
Au, I can't breath!
09:43
Go ahead, do it! Do it!
09:50
I know you, Hunter. You're not gonna hit me.
10:07
I knew you wouldn't hit me. I knew you wouldn't hit me, because I can outthink you every single time.
10:16
I know everything you're gonna do long before you do it.
10:22
You met your match in me. The Cerebral Assassin, eh?
10:27
I'm smarter than you. I see everything you gonna do from a mile away.
10:54
Did you see that coming?
11:00
You tell Brock Lesnar I will see him at SummerSlam.
11:10
That is unless he's afraid the same thing will happen to him.
where you exposed the opposite turnbuckle that you were planning on using against me.
00:07
Face it, kid, you got outsmarted.
00:12
Now we can stand out here, and we can go back and forth on this all day,
00:15
but I'd rather sum up how I feel about it
00:18
with a little video package that I happen to put together myself.
00:21
So if you don't mind, take a look.
01:03
What does that prove?
01:07
Well, actually, Jack, it really doesn't prove anything,
01:10
I really just like making you look stupid!
01:20
Okay, laugh it up, Chuckles!
01:23
This may be your show, but this Sunday, you're in my world.
01:27
I own you in this ring
01:31
and I bet you won't be smiling when I take my ECW championship back from you.
01:37
So think about it, where you gonna be then, huh?
01:42
You'll just be that guy who had his glorious comeback and then faded off into nothing.
01:50
So I hope you're enjoying your moment in the spotlight, I really do,
01:54
because it's only gonna make it all the more devastating six month from now,
01:59
when you're sitting at home on your couch,
02:02
wishing you never came back,
02:06
you'll just be a regular guy with no cameras,
02:11
no Peeps, and no ECW championship!
02:27
Well, I could always—.
02:27
No, you CAN'T! Because you know, everything I just said is true.
02:31
You had no witty comeback
02:34
and you can't even touch me because Tiffany said 'no physicality' during your show!
02:44
Well, you see, that's the great part about hosting your own show.
02:48
As the host, you get to say when the show is officially over!
GLOSSARY
turnbuckle: esquinero; go back and forth: moving from one place to another and back again; I own you: he is controlling; faded off: go away or disappear; witty: intelligent, clever.
Batista is the special guest on The Highlight Reel, Chris Jericho pushes Batista to the edge. Part 1 is where Chris teases HBK by pretending to be Ric Flair. Smackdown in London, England. April 15th 2008. No Copyright Infringement Intended.
Enjoy!
01:09
Welcome to the special Smackdown edition of the Highlight Reel. I am your host, Chris Jericho
01:17
and as many of you saw last Monday night on Raw, I have been named the special guest referee
01:22
for the match at Backlash between the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
01:29
and my guest tonight, the "Animal" Batista.
02:45
Well, Big Dave, I know you have a big night, tonight.
02:46
I mean, you have a HUGE main event match on SmackDown! against the Undertaker
02:55
and I wanted to bring you out here to wish you luck. Also, I wanted to explain to you what happened between me and Shawn Michaels last Monday night on RAW.
03:03
I did a little analysis and I figured out the problem you have with him is you think Shawn Michaels is a phony.
03:09
I also did some theorizing that deep down Shawn Michaels really enjoyed the fact
03:13
that he retired Ric Flair, your mentor.
03:17
And despite his arguments, despite his false modesty,
03:20
he also relished and thrived on all these backstabbing actions he has committed during his career over the years.
03:27
But you know what Shawn Michaels' response was to my accusations?
03:31
Let's take a look at it on the Jeritron 6000!
04:11
Yeah, exactly! You saw what Shawn did and by his actions he basically proved that you and I are correct.
04:18
I mean, he could've denied what I said, he could've been the grand voice of reason and explain himself, but instead he took a cheap shot.
04:25
And by doing so he justified all of your feelings and thoughts that you've had towards him and for that, Dave, I say:
04:31
Your're welcome!
04:44
You see, the thing is,
04:47
I don't remember of asking you to be my lawyer.
04:55
I don't need you to speak on my behalf!
04:57
If I have a problem with someone, I'll confront them to their face!
05:04
So I can't express my opinions around here anymore?
05:07
No, not when it interferes with my business, you can't!
05:12
I was fine deeling with Shawn myself at Backlash,
05:16
now I gotta deal with you, the special referee?
05:21
Hey, this is between me and Shawn and I don't see where you fit into the equation.
05:30
Let me just remind you, I don't wanna be the referee,
05:33
I never asked to be the referee. But since that I am and I'm feeling a little underappreciated right now, let me cut to the chase, okay?
05:39
I called Shawn Michaels out on the carpet last Monday night on RAW and now I'm gonna do the same thing to you, Dave.
05:44
Doctor Jericho is gonna do a little analysis of you.
05:49
I thought it was a little bit odd that you were so upset that Michaels retired Ric Flair.
05:53
Seemed so irrational. I mean, Flair was okay with it.
05:56
But yet, you weren't, and I understand now. I know! I know why you're so upset with Shawn Michaels,
06:01
is because YOU wanted to retire Ric Flair yourself!
06:16
I've heard this theory, and I...
06:18
Nonononono! It's more than a theory and I'll tell you the reason why.
06:22
You wanted Shawn to lose at WrestleMania so you could challenge Flair,
06:26
one on one, mentor to student, beat him and get the proverbial passing of the torch.
06:31
But Shawn Michaels took that from you, Dave.
06:34
I mean, that must've been horrible to know that Flair handpicked Shawn Michaels over you to be his opponent at WrestleMania.
06:43
I mean, after all you had been through and all the things you have done, when it came down to it,
06:47
he wanted to be in the ring with the best and he chose Shawn Michaels, not Batista.
06:53
I mean, that's... that's a horrible feeling to know that when it came down to it, that you didn't...
06:58
you weren't up to snuff for Ric Flair and his biggest match at WrestleMania.
07:05
You know, Dave, I was in the ring with Flair.
07:07
During his farewell speech I hugged the man and as a tear rolled down my eye,
07:11
I saw the emotion between Flair and Shawn Michaels as they looked each other eye to eye and said, 'I love you'.
07:19
They said 'I love you'.
07:20
But I didn't see any emotion coming from you. As a matter of fact, I couldn't even see your eyes cause you wouldn't even take your sun glasses off.
07:27
You're too cool for school to show your true emotions to the man that you considered to be your mentor,
07:32
your hero, the man you allegedly care so much about!
07:39
You don't have to say anything, Dave! You don't have to say anything, cause I know that I'm right.
07:43
As a matter of fact, these people all know that I'm right.
07:49
And I'll prove it to ya'! ... By show of hands,
07:53
who here feels that Batista wanted to retire Ric Flair himself? ...
08:01
Okay, okay. By another show of hands, who here feels that Batista is much more selfish than Shawn Michaels? ...
08:13
Okay, how about this one. Another show of hands, who here feels that...
GLOSSARY
phony: farsante; backstabbing: To attack (someone) unfairly, especially in an underhand, deceitful manner; beg off: ask for permission to be released from an engagement; courage: valor; shallow: superficial. running your mouth:
to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight. thrill: emocion;
