Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
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I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
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You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
01:37
I go into the Hall of Fame.
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That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
01:43
And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Sit your ass down!
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And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
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And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
02:08
that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:17
And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
02:21
for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
02:28
So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
02:33
that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:44
Do you have a problem with that?
02:53
No, actually I don't.
02:58
Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
03:07
you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
03:20
But Bret, you're different.
03:22
You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
03:30
So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
03:39
or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
03:47
But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
04:11
It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
04:14
Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
04:21
But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
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You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
04:31
This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
04:34
This is gonna be complete annihilation.
04:38
So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54
In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01
You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
05:09
The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
05:17
But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
05:32
Now, sign it!
06:30
There we have it. It is official.
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At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
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If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
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And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
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There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
07:33
Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
07:43
Tell me...
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I don't need this, and I don't need this.
08:13
What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
08:17
I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
08:25
Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
08:29
What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
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If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
08:43
I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51
For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
08:56
You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?
GLOSSARY
derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;
Oh me? I was just takin' a long hot shower. And where are you off to - looking so pretty?
00:25
Monday Night? RAW? I got a Six Man Tag Match. William and Eugene need me.
00:32
But what about my needs? What about Trish?
00:37
Oh sugar, don't worry: You find somebody else, I mean you're the biggest slut on RAW.
00:46
You're so uptight... you need to loosen up. And I know just how.
00:51
What the hell is going on here? It's... a woman in a towel. I mean... this is uncontionable. This is scandalous. I can see the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones... the racial overtones...
01:17
Excuse me?
01:19
Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American
01:27
and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is not the NFL.
01:47
It's damn sure not the NBA. Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the audience.
01:57
And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it.
02:05
You know what, you really need to lighten up!
02:13
But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the virtue- Is he gone?
02:22
Yep.
02:28
Oh my god! Oh, Oh yeah!
02:39
Are you ready for some wrestling?
GLOSSARY
are you off to: va usted; uptight: tenso; loosen up: relajarse; overtones: insinuaciones; miscreants: sinverguenzas; deviants: pervertidos; titillation: excitacion; board of directors: consejo de administracion; uphold: defender;
Alright, Shawn Michaels. Just a couple of weeks ago..
01:48
... just a couple of weeks ago, the last time we saw you in a RAW is WAR ring
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you got in the Hitman Bret Hart's face
01:55
and you said to him, among other things,
01:59
speaking of course of first amendment rights, Freedom of Expression, you said:
02:04
'Bret, America, love it or leave it!'
02:08
And I guess, maybe, at least temporarily, he's left it. Nonetheless, the result of you getting into his face was, eh..
02:16
something I'm sure you do not enjoy. As we saw you, you were wrapped around the ringpost
02:22
as a result of the Figur 4, when Bret The Hitman Hart obviously attempted to, eh,
02:28
disable you all the more. And if you would give us some idea, if to how far this set back your progress.
02:37
Well, I'll tell you what. I'd like to, at this minute...
02:50
... I'd like to use my first amendment rights out here on live television,
02:53
if I may, to tell you and the entire world
02:58
what is going on with the Heartbreak Kid, may I? May I?
03:02
Now as far as last week is concerned,
03:06
Shawn Michaels opened up his big mouth and got beat up.
03:11
Now, regularly that would be a big deal,
03:17
but if you're Shawn Michaels, that is like waking up, going to bed, eating your breakfast, eating your dinner, it's an everyday thing.
03:26
I jack my jaw, somebody smacks me around, and we fight about it - that's how I make my living.
03:35
Now, was it a setback? Yes! When will I coming back? Not gonna tell ya!
03:42
But what I will tell you is this: Bret Hart has come out here time and time again,
03:48
telling the fans of the World Wrestling Federation that he wants to get stuff off his chest,
03:56
and now I wanna get something off of my chest.
04:05
Everyone is asking, why is Bret Hart all of a sudden a 'bad guy'?
04:12
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm not gonna lie to ya, Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels loathe one another, whether it be out here or back there.
04:24
Make no mistake about it, Bret Hart hates my guts.
04:33
And to be perfectly honest, I hate his.
04:40
Now, we're gonna take the gloves off here. Bret Hart has not just recently turned into a bad guy, he has always been a bad guy.
04:50
He comes out here and he talks about how there are no family values in America.
04:57
How the World Wrestling Federation exploited his family.
05:02
Well, I've got news for ya, Ladies and Gentlemen, Bret Hart is the one that asked his mother and his father to be on TV.
05:10
Bret Hart is the one that drags his sister and his children out on TV.
05:16
The World Wrestling Federation exploits Bret Hart's family because he allows it.
05:23
Now, and the reason he allows it is very simple,
05:29
for Bret Hart's own financial gain. If Bret can make a buck, he'd sell his mother. That's the truth! Now...
05:44
Bret Hart also has an obsession with Shawn Michaels and the World Wrestling Federation championship.
05:52
Last year I won the World Wrestling Federation championship fair and square.
06:02
But I wanna digress to six years ago, when Shawn Michaels first started his singles career and became the Intercontinental champion.
06:12
That's when Bret Hart also became the World Wrestling Federation champion.
06:17
I ran support to him, I told everybody including himself and his family that I supported him.
06:23
I was second fiddle to Bret Hart for years here, and I did it with a smile on my face, because that's what a man does when it comes to business.
06:33
But then, when it came to Bret Hart to return the favor, oh yeah, he did it, but he did it kicking and screaming every inch of the way.
06:44
And then... and then Bret Hart takes his time off.
06:49
He takes time off because he says he needs rest. What he did, was take time off to see if Shawn Michaels
06:55
and the World Wrestling Federation would fall flat on their face without him. Well, guess what,
07:01
we didn't fall face-flat anywhere. As a matter of fact, the World Wrestling Federation did the best business it has done in six years.
07:12
You're the boss, am I right or wrong?
07:17
You're right...
07:18
Thank you very much! Now, but Bret Hart...
07:23
he sat, he sat in Calgary and passed judgement on Shawn Michaels,
07:29
and he told everybody about my faults.
07:33
And believe me, folks, I have got a truckload of faults.
07:38
But I've never ever lied about that to anyone of ya.
07:42
He talked about my dancing, how can the fans of the World Wrestling Federation cheer a wrestler who dances,
07:50
who has long hair, who pierces his navel, who has tattoos?
07:56
How can the fans of the World Wrestling Federation support something like that?
08:00
Well, it's real simple: They liked it, you idiot!
08:05
Now, but the whole time I don't say anything. I go on doing my job.
08:13
And Bret Hart, while he's at home he talks about his loyalty to his WWF fans
08:19
and that ultimately made him return to the World Wrestling Federation.
08:22
Well that is a load o' horse ****! The reason Bret Hart returned to the World Wrestling Federation,
08:31
after using a rival organisation against this man and the company that made him what he was,
08:38
he stabbed the World Wrestling Federation in the back. Why? For his financial gain!
08:46
Bret Hart did not come back to the World Wrestling Federation for his fans,
08:51
he came back for the almighty dollar.
08:56
Now, we're all wondering, why are you upset?
09:02
Why are you obsessed with the World Wrestling Federation championship? I'll tell ya!
09:06
I wanted to be the World Wrestling Federation champion since I was a little kid. It was a dream.
09:11
Bret Hart is obsessed with the World Wrestling Federation championship because he was born into it.
09:18
If Bret Hart wasn't the World Wrestling Federation champion, he would have felt like he had fallen short.
09:23
When he goes home to Calgary, he is still Bret The Hitman Hart,
09:27
former World Wrestling Federation champion. Shawn Michaels, when he goes home,
09:33
he's not the Heartbreak Kid, he's not Shawn Michaels, he's just plain ol' Shawn.
09:39
Bret, you're the Hitman 24 hours a day!
09:42
And the reason for that is: Bret Hart cannot separate all of this from his real life.
09:49
That's why he brings his family in it, and that's why he brings all his friends in it.
09:55
Bret Hart is obsessed with being in the limelight more than I could ever possibly imagine.
10:04
Well, Bret Hart,
10:07
your obsession with the World Wrestling Federation title and by the way,
10:13
there are various people over here, yelling this for Bret, yelling that for Bret, and my point is this:
10:21
At one time, to hear all that, it used to upset me.
10:27
It bothered me to hear the people boo me, or say 'We want Bret'.
10:32
But then I finally realized,
10:36
the fans of the World Wrestling Federation are allowed to express their first amendment right whenever they want.
10:44
So if you wanna yell for Bret, you yell for Bret!
10:48
If you wanna yell for Sid, you yell for Sid! If you wanna yell for me, you yell for me!
10:54
I'm telling you people this...
11:01
I am simply telling you people this:
11:05
Do not, under any circumstances, let some wrestler, some superstar,
11:11
come out here and tell you what to do! In our country we can do it the hell we want.
11:18
I do it, so you might as well do it, too.
11:31
A lot of World Wrestling Federation superstars have placed themselves as a role model or a super hero.
11:39
Well, you know what? Everyone, that I have seen, has fallen short,
11:44
has fallen way short. Moms and dads, I'm not a role model,
11:49
I'm not telling you to have your children grow up to be like me,
11:54
but what I am telling you is this: If you're gonna plop your money down for your children to enjoy the World Wrestling Federation,
12:02
rest assured that there is one guy that knows how much you're spendin'!
12:08
And every time you put it down, whether you scream, yell or boo,
12:13
I am coming out here and working my *** off, whether anybody likes it or not.
12:25
And for you, Bret Hart, your obsession with me and the World Wrestling Federation championship
12:34
will ultimately be, and I want you to read my lips,
12:40
it will ultimately be your destruction...
12:55
Now, I know he doesn't like this,
12:58
but Bret, this is from the Heartbreak Kid to you.
13:02
I'm gonna do a little dance, pull my clothes off, especially for you.
13:07
Somebody hit my music!
GLOSSARY
amendment: enmienda; nonetheless: sin embargo; wrapped: envuelto; set back: retrasar, caida; gloves: guantes; drag: arrastrar; fair and square: limpiamente; time off: tiempo libre; timelight: centro de atencion;
WWF Raw Is War The Undertaker Asks Vince McMahon a title Shot
01:10
Let's start from the beginning,
01:14
some ten years ago when I first arrived in the World Wrestling Federation.
01:22
Vince McMahon was known as somebody that would give somebody an opportunity,
01:32
even they were just a little different.
01:37
And Vince McMahon did just that.
01:40
He gave me the chance to be myself, to be the Undertaker.
01:53
But you see, that's where all the giving stops and all the taking began.
02:03
Shortly after my arrival here in the World Wrestling Federation
02:10
I became the 'Slayer of the Dragons'.
02:21
Then you ask what do I mean by that?
02:25
Vince McMahon knew that I would be loyal for him giving me an opportunity,
02:33
so what he did is he put every giant, every freak that he knew his handpicked champions couldn't beat and he'd stick me on 'em.
02:48
And I'd beat 'em, I destroyed 'em and I moved on.
02:55
What I did for Vince McMahon was make his kingdom safe for himself and all of his handpicked champions.
03:09
The whole time I knew that my time would come.
03:15
And after I made his kingdom safe and there was no one left,
03:22
well then I got my opportunities. Oh yes, I am a two-time former World Wrestling Federation champion.
03:37
But as you all know, my tenures as champion, they didn't last very long. Why?
03:46
Because Vince McMahon didn't want someone like the Undertaker representing the World Wrestling Federation.
03:59
But I remained loyal, even after all his hand-chosen favourites left town for greener pastures—more money—I stayed here.
04:17
I stayed by his side thinking my time would come.
04:24
How do I get repaid for that?
04:30
He forces me to fight my own brother. He gives Paul Bearer an open forum to discuss every tragic incident that ever happened in the life of the Undertaker.
04:45
For what reason? Let me tell you why:
04:51
Because it's all ratings! He put my family tragedy on the line for ratings.
05:01
And even after all that, I never lost my smile, I kept on fighting,
05:11
and as I've been taking care of family business, Stone Cold Steve Austin rises to the top.
05:21
But don't get me wrong, I got nothing against Steve Austin.
05:26
The only thing Steve Austin ever did was come to the ring and fight me like a man—and that's all I ever asked.
05:38
But you see, Vince, after the years of mistreatment and after the last eight months of you throwing my family up in my face,
05:48
I've had enough. Now it's time the Undertaker got was is rightfully his.
06:00
I demand ... my shot ... at the World Wrestling Federation title.
06:18
Now, I've done enough talking.
06:22
Now, Vince McMahon, Mr. McMahon, whatever it is you like to be called,
06:29
I think it's time you've got your pencil neck geeked ass out here and face the reaper.
07:30
I'm gonna give you the answer you're looking for in just a minute.
07:36
But first you're gonna hear me out! After all I've done for you,
07:48
you choke-slammed me—damn you—to hell last week.
07:55
You over me like a giant vulture last night. And why? To get my attention? You got it!
08:05
You got it. You wanna talk about loyalty, dedication, honor, all those qualities you have
08:14
I'll grant you that and I'm appreciative for it. But you know, let's face it:
08:21
What have you done for Vince McMahon lately?
08:28
As far as your family is concerned, all your family problems, I've got a question for you.
08:37
Was Paul Bearer telling the truth when he said that your mother was a whore?
08:45
I've got to ask. You want the answer? You want the answer? You wanna be the number one contender?
08:56
You deserve to be the number one contender?
09:01
That's what you want, that's what you'll get. Sure, no problem. You'll get it.
09:12
You'll get it if you defeat your opponent in this ring tonight.
09:21
There you go, you got what you wanted. OK.
09:25
So whoever wins the match between you and your opponent will be the number one contender in this ring, live, tonight.
09:34
So let's see what happens, Undertaker. Let's see what happens when YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR BROTHER KANE!
GLOSSARY
freak: An abnormally formed organism, especially a person or animal regarded as a curiosity or monstrosity; handpicked: Carefully selected; tenures: A period during which something is held; vulture: someone who attacks in search of booty; whore: A person considered sexually promiscuous;
I'm here to address the actions of Randy Orton last week.
01:08
Now Orton if you think because you won the Royal Rumble last night that you are off the hook
01:12
if you think because you're threatening me with two potential lawsuits that I'm going to back down,
01:20
if you think because you read some half hearted apology that I'm going to look past what you did, well then you think wrong!
01:29
So why don't you come down here right now, and find out what I think.
02:42
Before you say another word, Stephanie, I want you to ask yourself a question
02:53
'Do you want to go through with this?' Let me make myself clear, if you fire me tonight,
03:02
you will be subjecting yourself to a nightmare.
03:09
I'll be gone, Cody and Ted will be gone,
03:15
the star power in the Raw locker room will be crippled.
03:30
Miss McMahon, let me reiterate my client's condition.
03:36
Intermittent Explosive Disorder is very real.
03:41
The fact that the company has ignored his condition has cause extreme neglicence.
03:47
Unlike the employee that you tried to humiliate last week,
03:52
my client is not going to get down on his knees in apologize.
03:59
If you wanna fire him. Just know that there will be extreme consequences.
04:05
Is that some kind of threat?
04:10
Randy, you kicked my father in the head last week!
04:13
And you have the nerve to come out here with your attorneys and threaten me and this company?
04:20
Actually Stephanie, it is a threat. I have a legal right to compete at Wrestlemania.
04:27
I won the Royal Rumble. If you fire me, I will sue you.
04:33
And not only will I sue you, I will file an injunction so that this year, there will be no Wrestlemania!
04:44
I will shut this company out.
04:46
I will shut it down.
04:48
And that is not a threat, that Stephanie McMahon is a promise!
04:54
Now what are you going to do about that?
05:22
What are you all looking at?
05:26
You think I care whether or not you have a WrestleMania?
05:36
You think that if I'm not fired I won't take each and every one of you down with me?
05:51
Well, you know what?
05:54
Maybe that is exactly what I'm going to do. Fire me! Go ahead, fire me! FIRE ME FIRE ME FIRE ME!
06:04
I am bagging you to fire me.
06:09
Let me sue this company for everything that it's got, cancel WrestleMania, and put these ingrates out of work. FIRE ME FIRE ME.
06:17
I am bagging you, Stephanie McMahon, fire me now.
06:23
Let me hear the words your father was about to say right before I kicked him in the skull.
06:36
FIRE. ME. NOW!
06:46
Firing you, would be too easy
06:53
We've got bigger plans.
GLOSSARY
off the hook: very good, excellent; back down: To withdraw from a position; half hearted: without enthusiasm or determination; go through with: to do something; subjecting: someter; sue: demandar; subjecting: someter file: presentar; injunction: medida cautelar.
If you're out here to change my mind, don't even think about it.
00:31
I'm not out here to chance your mind. I know where you stand, we all know where you stand.
00:41
I never had a problem with you until just recently.
00:47
Because you referred to Bret Hart as a used up piece of gum that has lost its flavour and needs to be thrown away.
00:54
And a couple of months ago, in Madison Square Garden, you treated Roddy Piper like he was nothing.
01:06
Congratulations, Vince, you're successful.
01:11
You built an empire, got an ugly purple jacket to prove it.
01:19
Better than that orange crap you wear.
01:26
Wardrobe aside, here's what you're forgetting:
01:30
You had a lot of help building that empire. You had a lot of help from a lot of good people.
01:36
Good people who love this business, people like Roddy Piper, people like Bret Hart.
01:45
The problem I got with you is every once in a while you get that idea in your head that human beings, that WWE superstars, who work their butts off for everyone here, you included, that they're nothing more than commodities, and when they hit their expiration date, bam, they're gone.
02:05
Is that what you think, is that what you think of people like Shawn Michaels,
02:08
like The Undertaker, like Batista, is that what you think of people like me?
02:19
I don't even know what you're talking about.
02:24
You know why people don't respect you as a man?
02:28
Because with all you've done, all you give a damn about is lining your pockets and serving your ego.
02:37
And it's a damn shame, because when a guy like Bret Hart has done so much, you realize 'Oh, this guy can't make money for me anymore', so what'd you do? You served your ego.
02:47
You brought him on the show just to make sure that everybody watching, the last thing they would see is you kicking him in the gut.
02:58
You're right, you're not a coward. You're pathetic.
03:06
Hey! What did you call me?
03:07
Oh, you heard me! But you know what? You gotta hear this, next week, you will invite Bret Hart to Raw.
03:15
That's right! You will invite him to Raw, and I don't give a damn if you shake hands, if you high five, if you kick him in the gut again, he deserves a chance to confront you face to face.
03:31
And here's your problem:
03:34
If you don't invite him, you prove to me, you prove to every WWE superstar,
03:40
and you prove to every single loyal WWE fan,
03:47
that they are nothing more than a commodity to line your wallet, serve your ego.
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Yeah, sure I am.
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And if that's the case, you'll make it through next week, but mark this date on your calender: August 24th, 2035.
04:00
Vince McMahon's 90th birthday.
04:14
I figured by then I'd be a chewed up piece of bubble gum who's lost his flavor.
04:19
So I'm gonna find you. And for everyone who's worked for you, from Andre The Giant to Outback Jack to Bret 'The Hitman' Hart,
04:27
I'm gonna lift you out of your wheelchair and knock your false teeth down your throat.
04:40
I already told you, I'm not out here to change your mind.
04:45
This is one of those situations where you need to do the right thing.
04:58
Wait a minute, Cena! Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa, right there.
05:04
You listen to me! All of you people listen to me!
05:15
You think I'm a coward? I'll invite Bret Hart back, right here next week.
05:23
I'll have him walk down the aisle, I'll have him step right in the ring if he has the guts, and I won't even flinch.
05:33
Whoa, and you're all smiles over there, hang on a second, pal!
05:39
Since you came down and you wanted your presence to be felt, then it should be felt here tonight, I'll see you in action tonight, John Cena.
05:47
As a matter of fact, you're gonna be in action right here against the man who's humbled you, put you through a table and took your WWE Championship away from you, tonight, John Cena,
05:59
it's you, one-on-one, with the current WWE Champion, Sheamus!
GLOSSARY
lining your pockets: to earn money using dishonest or illegal methods; kick in the guts: a severe blow to one's body or spirit; humble: humillar