00:25 | Once again, MVP is in the ring. |
00:29 | So that can only mean one thing: Big things poppin', little things stoppin'. |
00:34 | So sit back, relax and enjoy the view because the VIP Lounge is for people better than you. |
00:43 | And my guest tonight is definitely better than you. |
00:48 | As a matter of fact, he defines the word VIP. |
00:53 | His career spans over 35 years. |
00:58 | And the next time I meet my guest will be the last time you see him in action. |
01:04 | So as a magniminous gesture, I've invited him to the VIP lounge here tonight. |
01:12 | Ladies and gentlemen: 16 time World Champion, The Nature Boy Ric Flair. |
02:39 | Yeah, I know how to do all that stuff. And I wanna thank you for that fabulous introduction. |
02:47 | But I really don't think there's anybody in this building - or in the world - that doesn't know who the Nature Boy - Whooo! - Ric Flair is. |
03:03 | Ey ey Naitch, settle down just a lil bit. You in the VIP Lounge... |
03:08 | Who-who, I can't settle down. I hear the word VIP Lounge I wanna dance all night. |
03:13 | Whoooo! And dance a little longer, brother. |
03:17 | I was tearing down VIP Lounges before you were born - an a lot of them right here in Birmingham. WHOOO! |
03:31 | Who-who-who, hold on wait a minute. Let's talk. Serious talk, okay? |
03:36 | Because in just nine days your career is over. You can't beat me, Ric. |
03:46 | You know what? I like your thought process, but I don't think that you've got what it takes to beat Ric Flair. |
03:55 | Wait, hold on: You say I don't have what it takes? I got what it takes and you know it. Because you remember the night: June 24 2007. Houston, Texas. The Toyota Center. |
04:08 | Vengeance - Night Of Champions. I beat you. |
04:12 | And at the Royal Rumble, I will beat you again and I will retire you - because I am Half Man, Half Amazing, the highest paid athlete in the history of SmackDown... |
04:24 | And I... You're Half Man, Half Amazing and I am The Man. |
04:36 | And you know what? There's no denying my loss to you in Houston, Texas. |
04:44 | But when you think about the fact that the Naitch has wrestled Harley Race, Dusty Rhodes, Ricky Steamboat, Buddy Rogers, |
04:54 | The Rock, Austin, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker - the list goes on - I look at my loss to you as a blemish on my career that I have to correct. |
05:10 | And in closing, let me just tell you, you got a great future. |
05:15 | But that resume of talent I just talked about, you can't lace their boots, kid. |
05:21 | No, but that's okay because they can lace MINE. And so can YOU. |
05:27 | Because at the Royal Rumble, when I retire you, |
05:32 | you'll be looking at the greatest day of my life and the last day of your career. |
05:48 | I like you. I like all this. I like the look. |
05:54 | You remind me a lot of a guy named Ric Flair. |
06:01 | When he was younger, when he was more boisterous. |
06:05 | But then I look at you and say: You ain't nothing like Ric Flair. You couldn't wear anything... |
06:12 | No, no, you're right: I'm BETTER than Ric Flair. |
06:16 | You think so? |
06:17 | I KNOW so. |
06:18 | You think so? |
06:18 | I KNOW so. |
06:19 | Okay then why wait til the Royal Rumble? |
06:23 | Who-who, hold on, Nature Boy. No no no, we're not gonna waste that. Not here in Birmingham Alabama, not here tonight. |
06:33 | We're gonna save that. We're gonna do it under the Great Lights. In the Big City. In the Mecca. |
06:42 | At the Royal Rumble. New York City, the center of the media universe. |
06:47 | As a matter of fact: How does it go? The... um... jet flyin', limousine ridin', kiss stealin', wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun. |
06:57 | Well me, the Half Man, Half Amazing, cornrow wearin', savoir fairein', jaw-droppin', bottle-topin', modern-day mack. |
07:08 | And the whole world will know when I beat you 1-2-3, that the Greatest of All Time isn't better than me. |
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