| 00:00 | hold on a second |
| --:-- | [Triple H said as the video paused.] |
| 00:02 | Now stop that for a second. |
| 00:06 | Hey, you know, |
| 00:08 | baby, you know I have a bad neck, |
| 00:10 | I had neck surgery, I have neck fusion, okay? |
| 00:13 | I have a plate in my neck. You know it tightens up on me. You know I get knots. |
| 00:18 | No, he does. Vickie, that's a perfectly reasonable explanation |
| 00:22 | he does, he's broken his neck he has a fusion |
| 00:26 | and trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives aren't there and give them massages. |
| 00:32 | It happens all the time, it means 'nothing'. |
| 00:43 | You know what? Guys, guys, I am sick and tired of this, |
| 00:47 | I am sick and tired of this. Go get him, go get him! |
| 00:49 | I don't wanna hear anymore of this! |
| --:-- | [Then Chavo, Bam, Curt, and Zack left the ring but...] |
| 00:51 | You know, I thought this might happen which leads me to gift number two. |
| --:-- | [Then Triple H he pulled out his sledgehammer.] |
| 00:59 | Gift number two is a really nice gift, |
| 01:02 | it's one size fits all and there's plenty for all of you, so |
| 01:06 | you know, come get some. |
| --:-- | [Then La Familia stopped dead in their tracks.] |
| 01:12 | No? Alright then, so where were we? |
| 01:17 | Oh, that's right, 'True Love'. |
| --:-- | [Then the video played where Edge had begun to giving Alicia a massage.] |
| 01:31 | That really feels good |
| 01:38 | There's a big knot right there |
| 01:41 | You know, I could really get to the knot better if you weren't wearing a bra |
| --:-- | [Then Alicia turned her head.] |
| 01:48 | You know, it's a funny story. Just yesterday, |
| 01:52 | I went shopping for bras |
| 01:54 | and lingerie and sexy underwear, things like that for Vickie. |
| 01:59 | So I went to Fredrick's, Fredrick's of Hollywood, |
| 02:03 | and I went in there and I saw some of the see-throughs and lace and garters. |
| 02:10 | It was great stuff. |
| 02:14 | Here's the thing, I went up to the clerk and I asked for Vickie's size |
| 02:17 | and the clerk said, 'Sir, you're not gonna find that here.' |
| 02:21 | She told me to go to Lane Bryant, I guess it's for bigger people. |
| 02:27 | So I went there and they took me to the back and... |
| 02:34 | you see, Vickie wears granny panties, okay? These things are huge from here to there. |
| 02:39 | I mean, it takes a lot of material to cover that derriere. |
| --:-- | [Then Edge laughed along with Alicia.] |
| 02:44 | I'm sorry, it does, that's what she likes. |
| 02:47 | Hold on, hold |
| 02:49 | God, I'm... |
| --:-- | [Vickie cried in the ring as Alicia hung her head in shame and the Angels were cracking up] |
| 03:03 | This is awkward. |
| 03:06 | How about you? But I feel a little uncomfortable. |
| 03:12 | Quite honestly, I'm embarrassed. |
| 03:16 | I didn't watch this before I made it and um, |
| 03:21 | you know, this basically, this part completely kills gift number three. |
| --:-- | [Then Triple H pulled out a huge pair of panties from the gift box.] |
| 03:33 | I guess you just won't be needing these, Vickie, since Edge got you covered |
| --:-- | [Triple H said as he looked at the panties.] |
| 03:42 | What the hell, I can always park my car under it. |
| --:-- | [Then Triple H threw the panties to the floor.] |
| 03:48 | Anyway, |
| 03:52 | let's just cut to the chase here, okay, folks? |
| 03:57 | Let's get to the final chapter on this love saga. |
| 04:04 | Once again, 'True Love.' |
| --:-- | [Then the video showed Edge and Alicia staring at each other and Edge has fingers on Alicia's knee.] |
| 04:22 | Alicia, you are such an attractive woman |
| 04:31 | Let me take these off. |
| --:-- | [Then Edge took Alicia's glasses off.] |
| 04:52 | I wanna get out of here |
| --:-- | [Then Alicia went to leave but Edge stopped her] |
| 04:57 | No, no, no, no, no |
| 05:02 | You should stay |
| --:-- | [Then Edge moved in slowly and kissed Alicia and she backed away for a second and smiled and moved in for a follow-up longer kiss.] |
| --:-- | [Edge looked quite guilty in the ring as Triple H and the Angels smiled and laughed and Alicia continued hanging her head low in shame as Edge winced and Vickie hyperventilated. She then snapped saying] |
| 06:00 | [Are you crazy?] |
| --:-- | [and began hitting Edge who bailed out of the ring as Alicia left the ring as well. Vickie began screeching] |
| 06:17 | [I can't believe you!] |
| 06:23 | [How dare you!] |
| --:-- | [Edge began walking away as Vickie was crying as Smackdown came to a close.] |
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