| 02:57 | Whooo. |
| 03:04 | Alright, first things first: |
| 03:07 | I wanna congratulate CM Punk on beating Edge and bringing back the World Heavyweight Championship back to RAW. |
| 03:29 | Man, that was kinda weird, strange. |
| 03:35 | You know, up till last week, my entire WWE career, my entire life was SmackDown! |
| 03:53 | Wait, hold on: I was shocked when I got drafted to RAW. |
| 04:06 | That was a good thing, though. Now that I'm here, I like it. I'm excited. |
| 04:50 | As you heard earlier, Shane McMahon said to us to pull together and act as one. |
| 04:58 | So seeing that I am the most charismatic superstar on RAW, I come to officially welcome you. |
| 05:13 | Now personally, I don't see what the big deal is. I mean every man to hide behind a mask is either incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid or he's the Batman. |
| 05:35 | And you, Sir, you're not the Batman. |
| 05:47 | See, Santino... |
| 05:48 | No no no no, now shuddup your face. Okay? |
| 05:55 | I just don't understand... de popularity. For example, let's have a look at the new cover of the WWE Magazine. |
| 06:12 | Look at you: It looks like you're saying: |
| 06:17 | 'Look at me: I'm Rey Mastreo, I'm more taller than the Hornswoggle. I like cookies, I'm Rey Mastreo. Booyaka, booyaka!' |
| 06:27 | Okay, alright... |
| 06:28 | No no no no, I'm not finished yet. Rey Mastreo, I'm not finished. |
| 06:33 | You see, the problem I have with this magazine cover is that I submitted an excellent photograph of myself to WWE Magazine. |
| 06:45 | And not only did they not use this photo, you're on the cover. Let's have a look at my cover, Rey Mastreo... |
| 07:04 | That, now THAT is a photo. |
| 07:09 | In fact, if that was a poster, I knew everybody here - men and women - you would buy it. |
| 07:17 | And you would hang it on the ceiling in your bedroom. |
| 07:23 | You really think so? |
| 07:23 | You see, Rey Mastreo, there's a reason why you have never been on RAW. |
| 07:31 | Because RAW is where true superstars - like myself - rise and shine. |
| 07:43 | But if you want your experience here to be a good one, you should just mind your manners and behave. Because if you don't, |
| 07:52 | it could be very, very bad for you. |
| 07:58 | Now, if there was something you wanted to say, I will allow you to speak. Really, go ahead. |
| 08:05 | BUT please, do me a favor and everybody else and say it in a language that we all can understand. |
| 08:16 | Well, now that you insist... |
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