jueves, 10 de julio de 2014


WWE One Night Stand 2006 - John Layfield... por Bluthor
00:01 Watch what you say about SmackDown. Don't you bring your dog and pony show.
00:16 Don't you bring your backyard quality wrestling show into JBL's town of New York, and embarrass this business.
00:26 Hey, wait a minute. ECW. I recognise that ring... ["YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!"]
00:49 I see no women out here and you're chanting about a male organ. Now tell me who's the fruit-booty?
01:00 I sat in that ring right there last year. One year ago everybody's going hardcore, hardcore.
01:07 While a certain fat, blue piece of crap sat there and bled and cried.
01:19 Then what happened? You guys get on your internet and say JBL is a bully.
01:28 JBL is a bad guy. You know what happened to me?
01:33 Do you know what happened to me when I knocked one of your boys out? Knocked his fat ass out? You know what happened to me? Nothing.
01:44 You know why? Because there's not an ECW guy nor a man alive that can do anything to me.
01:54 Sounds to me like I am the King of hardcore.
02:03 And Big Show. Kurt Angle. They are our stars.
02:08 Rob Van Dam made his name in the WWE. He is a star. But he is a star because of people like me.
02:20 He is a star because of SmackDown. He is a star because of Vince McMahon.
02:29 And Tazz. You're leaving Network television to go to Tuesday nights on the Sci-Fi Channel?
02:45 You're ahousehold name, Tazz. Because of us. But how appropriate it is, youbunch of Star Trek little geeks love the Sci-Fi Channel.
02:58 And now you get your ECW. Ha ha ha ha ha.
03:04 It's very appropriate. ["ASSHOLE"]
03:14 Remember this: You paid to see me. I didn't pay to see anyone of you.
03:24 Tazz, I want to thank you. Because if you hadn't left they would have had to fire you.
03:32 Because I'm announcing right now: JBL's coming back! I am the voice of SmackDown.
03:39 What you see on FOX News, what you see on TheStreet.com, what you see on my nationally syndicated radio show.
03:47 I am the voice of the A-show, and by the way folks - you're in the minor leagues here. I am the voice of SmackDown.
03:56 And you can take your telephone book with you because I can see over the desk.
04:03 So go ahead and watch your little show.
04:07 Go ahead and drink Paul Heyman's Kool-Aid. But know this: The greatest wrestler, the King of Hardcore, the person who says that he is: come hell, come high water, come thecreek don't rise.
04:22 I am, who I say I am, and I am a wrestling GOD. Now kiss my ass, this show sucks!

GLOSSARY

fruit-booty - bully - household - bunch - Kool-Aid - creek
fruit-booty: termino utilizado en television para referirse a un gay; bully: abusivo; household: hogareño, de casa; bunch: grupo; Kool-Aid: creer ciegamente en 1 idea; creek: arroyo;

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