I want you to know that I'm not crying-my eyes are red because I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam.
03:24
I have a need in my heart to thank Tod Gordon for giving me the chance to be creative and book for you crazy bastards.
03:39
I have a need to thank that man Ron Buffone and his partner Charlie Bruzzese for sticking with us and sitting in a TV Studio and building that TV show for you...
03:58
you are the craziest bastards I have ever met in my life...I love every one of you.
04:25
And I was gonna take the high road and just say thank you and leave... but I have something to say to you!
04:45
You see...I've waited a long time to say this to you...Eric Bischoff!
04:54
But in case you don't notice...it's not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV
05:10
YOU ARE IN OUR HOUSE...BITCH!.
05:31
Oh wait a minute... wait a minute... wait a minute...hide your wives...it's Edge! ["You screwed Matt!"]
05:56
Now Edge...I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you, but I have two words for you...MATT-FREAKIN-HARDY!
06:37
Well, with that... I almost forgot about you! Mr. Shoot Promo himself...bounced Checks...ECW went out of business...Hey John...On a personal note...from all of us just to you...since you want to shoot cowboy-
07:09
the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays!
07:42
Now one more time for old times sakes...right there so the whole world can see us-this ain't WCW...this ain't Monday Night RAW...this ain't SmackDown!...this ain't even WWE...this my friends...is E-C-FUCKING-W!
GLOSSARY
joint: porro; sticking: quedarse; tail: rabo; wives: esposas; bounced Checks: cheques sin fondos; old times sakes: viejos tiempos del amor;
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