05:21 | Last week you people embarassed yourselves. |
05:28 | I watched grown men jump up and down, weeping like little girls over another man. |
05:37 | That man was The Rock. |
05:44 | Now, don't get me wrong, back in 1999 I remember sitting in my dad's living room, watching The Rock electrify. |
05:54 | I watched him rip apart his opponents verbally. So, you can imagine my excitement when The Rock stood in the middle of the ring and said my name. |
06:05 | I was wondering: 'Huh, man, what classic line would The Rock say about me?' |
06:11 | And then he said it: 'The Miz absolutely, unquestionably, undoubtedly, one hundred percent completely sucks! |
06:32 | Really? Really? That's the best The Rock can do? One of the greatest talkers in the history of sports entertainment and that is the best? That I suck!? I've heard kindergarteners say worse than that. |
06:48 | Do you people all think I suck? ["Yeah"] Really. ["Yeah"] Really? ["Yeah"] Really. ["Yeah"] |
07:00 | Well, now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold. |
07:15 | You see, while The Rock is hosting WrestleMania, I will be main eventing, beating John Cena. |
07:28 | And speaking of John Cena: John Cena and The Rock are different in a lot of ways, but they have one thing in common. |
07:36 | They are both cultural icons and you people love them for it. |
07:45 | Let me tell you something. I could care less what you people think of me! |
07:52 | You can sit there and chant that I suck! You can sit there and chant that The Miz is awful, I could care less! And let me take this one step further: |
08:05 | It doesn't matter what you people think! Because I am the most must-see WWE Champion in the history of this company. |
08:15 | Now can you see that? Because I absolutely, unquestionably, undoubtedly, one hundred percent completely am AWESOME! |
08:38 | Can I have your attention please. |
08:44 | I have just received an email from the anonymous Raw general manager. |
08:57 | And I quote. |
09:00 | Enough about the Rock, I will deal with thim when I'm ready. |
09:05 | However, the Rock and Sock connection was a formattable tag team. 09:11 So tonight, the WWE tag team titles will be defended against you Miz... and your partner tonight...John Cena. |
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