jueves, 10 de julio de 2014

Adelantenlo hasta el minuto 05:00
05:21 Last week you people embarassed yourselves.
05:28 I watched grown men jump up and down, weeping like little girls over another man.
05:37 That man was The Rock.
05:44 Now, don't get me wrong, back in 1999 I remember sitting in my dad's living room, watching The Rock electrify.
05:54 I watched him rip apart his opponents verbally. So, you can imagine my excitement when The Rock stood in the middle of the ring and said my name.
06:05 I was wondering: 'Huh, man, what classic line would The Rock say about me?'
06:11 And then he said it: 'The Miz absolutely, unquestionably, undoubtedly, one hundred percent completely sucks!
06:32 Really? Really? That's the best The Rock can do? One of the greatest talkers in the history of sports entertainment and that is the best? That I suck!? I've heard kindergarteners say worse than that.
06:48 Do you people all think I suck? ["Yeah"] Really. ["Yeah"] Really? ["Yeah"] Really. ["Yeah"]
07:00 Well, now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.
07:15 You see, while The Rock is hosting WrestleMania, I will be main eventing, beating John Cena.
07:28 And speaking of John Cena: John Cena and The Rock are different in a lot of ways, but they have one thing in common.
07:36 They are both cultural icons and you people love them for it.
07:45 Let me tell you something. I could care less what you people think of me!
07:52 You can sit there and chant that I suck! You can sit there and chant that The Miz is awful, I could care less! And let me take this one step further:
08:05 It doesn't matter what you people think! Because I am the most must-see WWE Champion in the history of this company.
08:15 Now can you see that? Because I absolutely, unquestionably, undoubtedly, one hundred percent completely am AWESOME!
08:38 Can I have your attention please.
08:44 I have just received an email from the anonymous Raw general manager.
08:57 And I quote.
09:00 Enough about the Rock, I will deal with thim when I'm ready.
09:05 However, the Rock and Sock connection was a formattable tag team. 09:11 So tonight, the WWE tag team titles will be defended against you Miz... and your partner tonight...John Cena.

GLOSSARY

weeping - rip apart - awful
weeping: llorando; rip apart: destrozar; awful: horrible;

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