| 00:26 | We get it, don't worry, we get it. |
| 00:31 | Nobody expects us to win this Sunday. |
| 00:35 | Nobody expects us to beat D-Generation X inside that cell. |
| 00:44 | But you should. Because if you look at what we've done over the past few weeks to D-Generation X, |
| 00:51 | you will see that we are primed for the single greatest victory in our careers, |
| 00:59 | and the single worst defeat in the careers of D-Generation X. |
| 01:07 | So for those of you with a short attention span, or those of you that do not remember, |
| 01:15 | or more likely have chosen to forget, take a look at this! |
| 01:28 | And every single one of those moments, what they have in common is that nobody expected us to do any of those things. |
| 01:41 | Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-Generation X, are two of the greatest superstars walking the face of this earth. |
| 01:50 | For over a decade Monday Night RAW has been their sandbox. |
| 02:01 | Triple H is a thirteen-time world champion, he's a sure-fire first ballot hall-of-famer. |
| 02:12 | But, after this Sunday, Triple H can go ahead and get his cozy corner office ready at Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut, |
| 02:22 | and he can go sit behind a desk with his relatives for the rest of what his career would be. |
| 02:32 | Shawn Michaels... I've been in the ring with the Showstopper, |
| 02:40 | I've felt him, and I can tell you that he is indeed the greatest ring performer to ever breathe. |
| 02:53 | He overcame a broken back to come and have some of the most storied matches in history. |
| 03:02 | It's the stuff of legends, but the legend has a tragic conclusion |
| 03:08 | when this Sunday Ted DiBiase and myself are standing over a broken heap that was Shawn Michaels. |
| 03:20 | Because what you fail to understand, that is at Hell In A Cell we aren't gonna be locked in there with DX, |
| 03:28 | DX is going to be locked in there... |
| 03:32 | BOOOOR-ING!(x2) |
| 03:56 | Time is running out for the two of you, and it... |
| 04:02 | You know what, you know what, Shawn, this, this is not half bad! |
| 04:07 | No, you're right, it's all bad! |
| 04:16 | Oh, look. Look. Ladies and Gentlemen, look up there. Way up there, it's D-Generation X, hey look. Guys, you're doing a great job, |
| 04:23 | you're so funny. Guys, you got us. That's hysterical, hey, D-Generation X is telling jokes! |
| 04:30 | They're trying to make fun, that's great. But don't be fooled, Hunter. |
| 04:35 | Don't be fooled, Shawn, we're not stupid. |
| 04:39 | We see right through you! We know exactly what you're doing. |
| 04:44 | You're trying to take the sting out of that beating we just gave you, aren't you? |
| 04:51 | Is that what you think? You think this is, us making fun of you is some kind of insecurity thing? |
| 04:59 | Let me tell you why we make fun of you! You see, the two of you are complete... |
| 05:05 | Nah, hold on. I want you to choose your words very carefully. |
| 05:10 | I want you to understand, this is a PG show, so... |
| 05:14 | That's right, that's right, family friendly... How can I say this? |
| 05:20 | You two are like, ehm, you're like butts, right? |
| 05:25 | But not so much the cheeks as the like little center part. |
| 05:38 | And the second reason we make fun of you guys is... |
| 05:44 | lemme see, how can I explain this in a way you'll understand. Oh, I know, |
| 05:50 | Cody you're a comic book nerd, right? So you know the Incredible Hulk, right, |
| 05:57 | when he's the big green monster and then when he's his alter-ego Bob Barker... |
| 06:05 | His alter-ego isn't Bob Barker, it's Bruce Banner. Bruce Banner! |
| 06:12 | Alright, sorry. |
| 06:13 | Bruce Banner! |
| 06:15 | Okay, so, you know how like when he's Bruce Banner and he's all calm and relaxed, then the monster stays away, |
| 06:24 | but when Bruce Banner gets angry, then the monster comes out! |
| 06:33 | See, that's, that's kind of us. When we're up here and we're joking around and we're goofing and we're having fun, |
| 06:40 | then the monster stays at bay, but unlike... |
| 06:44 | You know what, you can use whatever reasoning you like. The truth is, Ted and myself, we can't wait to get... |
| 06:52 | Whoa, don't cut him off, he didn't even finish. |
| 06:57 | Yeah, I didn't even finish, that's very rude! |
| 07:00 | See, unlike Bruce Banner, we LIKE when the monster comes out. |
| 07:16 | And, as a matter of fact, why wait till Sunday? |
| 08:13 | What a shock... what a shock... after all the talk... here we stand, ready to go, yet there you go, running away. |
| 08:37 | Enjoy this distance that there is between us, guys, because this Sunday a cell is gonna lower around the four of us. |
| 08:49 | There will be no running, there will be no hiding, and we won't be joking! This Sunday for the two of you it's gonna be PURE HELL! |
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