jueves, 3 de julio de 2014

DX & Legacy (Segment) 09/28/09 por Djaays
00:26We get it, don't worry, we get it.
00:31Nobody expects us to win this Sunday.
00:35Nobody expects us to beat D-Generation X inside that cell.
00:44But you should. Because if you look at what we've done over the past few weeks to D-Generation X,
00:51you will see that we are primed for the single greatest victory in our careers,
00:59and the single worst defeat in the careers of D-Generation X.
01:07So for those of you with a short attention span, or those of you that do not remember,
01:15or more likely have chosen to forget, take a look at this!
01:28And every single one of those moments, what they have in common is that nobody expected us to do any of those things.
01:41Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-Generation X, are two of the greatest superstars walking the face of this earth.
01:50For over a decade Monday Night RAW has been their sandbox.
02:01Triple H is a thirteen-time world champion, he's a sure-fire first ballot hall-of-famer.
02:12But, after this Sunday, Triple H can go ahead and get his cozy corner office ready at Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut,
02:22and he can go sit behind a desk with his relatives for the rest of what his career would be.
02:32Shawn Michaels... I've been in the ring with the Showstopper,
02:40I've felt him, and I can tell you that he is indeed the greatest ring performer to ever breathe.
02:53He overcame a broken back to come and have some of the most storied matches in history.
03:02It's the stuff of legends, but the legend has a tragic conclusion
03:08when this Sunday Ted DiBiase and myself are standing over a broken heap that was Shawn Michaels.
03:20Because what you fail to understand, that is at Hell In A Cell we aren't gonna be locked in there with DX,
03:28DX is going to be locked in there...
03:32BOOOOR-ING!(x2)
03:56Time is running out for the two of you, and it...
04:02You know what, you know what, Shawn, this, this is not half bad!
04:07No, you're right, it's all bad!
04:16Oh, look. Look. Ladies and Gentlemen, look up there. Way up there, it's D-Generation X, hey look. Guys, you're doing a great job,
04:23you're so funny. Guys, you got us. That's hysterical, hey, D-Generation X is telling jokes!
04:30They're trying to make fun, that's great. But don't be fooled, Hunter.
04:35Don't be fooled, Shawn, we're not stupid.
04:39We see right through you! We know exactly what you're doing.
04:44You're trying to take the sting out of that beating we just gave you, aren't you?
04:51Is that what you think? You think this is, us making fun of you is some kind of insecurity thing?
04:59Let me tell you why we make fun of you! You see, the two of you are complete...
05:05Nah, hold on. I want you to choose your words very carefully.
05:10I want you to understand, this is a PG show, so...
05:14That's right, that's right, family friendly... How can I say this?
05:20You two are like, ehm, you're like butts, right?
05:25But not so much the cheeks as the like little center part.
05:38And the second reason we make fun of you guys is...
05:44lemme see, how can I explain this in a way you'll understand. Oh, I know,
05:50Cody you're a comic book nerd, right? So you know the Incredible Hulk, right,
05:57when he's the big green monster and then when he's his alter-ego Bob Barker...
06:05His alter-ego isn't Bob Barker, it's Bruce Banner. Bruce Banner!
06:12Alright, sorry.
06:13Bruce Banner!
06:15Okay, so, you know how like when he's Bruce Banner and he's all calm and relaxed, then the monster stays away,
06:24but when Bruce Banner gets angry, then the monster comes out!
06:33See, that's, that's kind of us. When we're up here and we're joking around and we're goofing and we're having fun,
06:40then the monster stays at bay, but unlike...
06:44You know what, you can use whatever reasoning you like. The truth is, Ted and myself, we can't wait to get...
06:52Whoa, don't cut him off, he didn't even finish.
06:57Yeah, I didn't even finish, that's very rude!
07:00See, unlike Bruce Banner, we LIKE when the monster comes out.
07:16And, as a matter of fact, why wait till Sunday?
08:13What a shock... what a shock... after all the talk... here we stand, ready to go, yet there you go, running away.
08:37Enjoy this distance that there is between us, guys, because this Sunday a cell is gonna lower around the four of us.
08:49There will be no running, there will be no hiding, and we won't be joking! This Sunday for the two of you it's gonna be PURE HELL!

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