00:00 | hold on a second |
--:-- | [Triple H said as the video paused.] |
00:02 | Now stop that for a second. |
00:06 | Hey, you know, |
00:08 | baby, you know I have a bad neck, |
00:10 | I had neck surgery, I have neck fusion, okay? |
00:13 | I have a plate in my neck. You know it tightens up on me. You know I get knots. |
00:18 | No, he does. Vickie, that's a perfectly reasonable explanation |
00:22 | he does, he's broken his neck he has a fusion |
00:26 | and trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives aren't there and give them massages. |
00:32 | It happens all the time, it means 'nothing'. |
00:43 | You know what? Guys, guys, I am sick and tired of this, |
00:47 | I am sick and tired of this. Go get him, go get him! |
00:49 | I don't wanna hear anymore of this! |
--:-- | [Then Chavo, Bam, Curt, and Zack left the ring but...] |
00:51 | You know, I thought this might happen which leads me to gift number two. |
--:-- | [Then Triple H he pulled out his sledgehammer.] |
00:59 | Gift number two is a really nice gift, |
01:02 | it's one size fits all and there's plenty for all of you, so |
01:06 | you know, come get some. |
--:-- | [Then La Familia stopped dead in their tracks.] |
01:12 | No? Alright then, so where were we? |
01:17 | Oh, that's right, 'True Love'. |
--:-- | [Then the video played where Edge had begun to giving Alicia a massage.] |
01:31 | That really feels good |
01:38 | There's a big knot right there |
01:41 | You know, I could really get to the knot better if you weren't wearing a bra |
--:-- | [Then Alicia turned her head.] |
01:48 | You know, it's a funny story. Just yesterday, |
01:52 | I went shopping for bras |
01:54 | and lingerie and sexy underwear, things like that for Vickie. |
01:59 | So I went to Fredrick's, Fredrick's of Hollywood, |
02:03 | and I went in there and I saw some of the see-throughs and lace and garters. |
02:10 | It was great stuff. |
02:14 | Here's the thing, I went up to the clerk and I asked for Vickie's size |
02:17 | and the clerk said, 'Sir, you're not gonna find that here.' |
02:21 | She told me to go to Lane Bryant, I guess it's for bigger people. |
02:27 | So I went there and they took me to the back and... |
02:34 | you see, Vickie wears granny panties, okay? These things are huge from here to there. |
02:39 | I mean, it takes a lot of material to cover that derriere. |
--:-- | [Then Edge laughed along with Alicia.] |
02:44 | I'm sorry, it does, that's what she likes. |
02:47 | Hold on, hold |
02:49 | God, I'm... |
--:-- | [Vickie cried in the ring as Alicia hung her head in shame and the Angels were cracking up] |
03:03 | This is awkward. |
03:06 | How about you? But I feel a little uncomfortable. |
03:12 | Quite honestly, I'm embarrassed. |
03:16 | I didn't watch this before I made it and um, |
03:21 | you know, this basically, this part completely kills gift number three. |
--:-- | [Then Triple H pulled out a huge pair of panties from the gift box.] |
03:33 | I guess you just won't be needing these, Vickie, since Edge got you covered |
--:-- | [Triple H said as he looked at the panties.] |
03:42 | What the hell, I can always park my car under it. |
--:-- | [Then Triple H threw the panties to the floor.] |
03:48 | Anyway, |
03:52 | let's just cut to the chase here, okay, folks? |
03:57 | Let's get to the final chapter on this love saga. |
04:04 | Once again, 'True Love.' |
--:-- | [Then the video showed Edge and Alicia staring at each other and Edge has fingers on Alicia's knee.] |
04:22 | Alicia, you are such an attractive woman |
04:31 | Let me take these off. |
--:-- | [Then Edge took Alicia's glasses off.] |
04:52 | I wanna get out of here |
--:-- | [Then Alicia went to leave but Edge stopped her] |
04:57 | No, no, no, no, no |
05:02 | You should stay |
--:-- | [Then Edge moved in slowly and kissed Alicia and she backed away for a second and smiled and moved in for a follow-up longer kiss.] |
--:-- | [Edge looked quite guilty in the ring as Triple H and the Angels smiled and laughed and Alicia continued hanging her head low in shame as Edge winced and Vickie hyperventilated. She then snapped saying] |
06:00 | [Are you crazy?] |
--:-- | [and began hitting Edge who bailed out of the ring as Alicia left the ring as well. Vickie began screeching] |
06:17 | [I can't believe you!] |
06:23 | [How dare you!] |
--:-- | [Edge began walking away as Vickie was crying as Smackdown came to a close.] |
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