ROBERT PATTINSON AT 2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS:Listening online con videos

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--:-	Reese, reese, all right, the first bit's boring.
--:--	Reese, it's an honor to be here tonight to present you with this award.
--:--	Done. OK. Generation award.
--:--	I don't know if everyone knows, but I was--i did my first movie with you.
--:--	It was called vanity fair.
--:--	And, uh, you played my mother.
--:--	What I later learned, though, is you were directly responsible for cutting my part of the movie out.
--:--	This is the truth.
--:--	Seven years later, we worked together again on a movie called water for elephants.
--:--	[cheers and applause] And this time you played my lover.
--:--	I didn't cut you out.
--:--	BUT I DID [bleep] YOU.
--:--	Wait. Please, please. I love that.
--:--	I just realized I missed a crucial point of that joke, which is that i--you know, whatever.
--:--	I can't read my writing.
--:--	Uh, all right.
--:--	Reese, I've learned a lot from you.
--:--	For instance, southern girls can wear girdles, but they can't talk about it.
--:--	No one got that.
--:--	Ahm.. Tequila--tequila is like a lay's potato chip.
--:--	You can't just have one.
--:--	And--and it is possible to be 33% lesbian.
--:--	I'm not mentioning any names.
--:--	Reese, working with you twice and not getting cut out once was such a special experience, but if there's one thing I will take with me, it's this.
--:--	As you get older, you realize it's not always a bad thing to have sexual chemistry with your mother.
--:--	Congratulations.
--:--	That was well done.
--:--	Really well done.

GLOSSARY

girdles

girdles: cinturon o faja alrededor de la cintura (A belt or sash worn around the waist).;