01:32 | Do yourselves a favor and pay attention. |
01:39 | See, I like to keep my ear on the ground, so I know what's going on with you pathetic people. |
01:44 | And it appears to me, |
01:47 | that this Digital Video Disc 'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules' |
01:56 | is flying off the shelves nationwide. |
02:02 | You probably got one by the looks of you. |
02:06 | You probably got one. I'm not shocked that it's flying off the shelves. |
02:11 | What disturbs me is that there's parents, |
02:16 | horrible parents— Actually they probably shouldn't be parents at all, |
02:19 | because they're buying this trash as Christmas presents for their children. |
02:26 | I know, I can't believe it either. |
02:31 | It's probably gonna be a banner year at all your drug addicts houses |
02:35 | as this is probably your number one stocking stuffer. |
02:42 | Well, and this is the part you should pay attention to. |
02:46 | You might as well be stuffing your children's stockings |
02:50 | with hallucinogenic magic mushrooms. |
02:57 | Because when your child watches this filth, this right here, |
03:02 | he will hallucinate. |
03:05 | He will suddenly think he can fly. |
03:13 | Your child will probably think that he can do the impossible. |
03:21 | In reality, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me bestow this little gem of knowledge on you. |
03:28 | Your child watches this DVD, |
03:30 | you watch this DVD, the only thing it makes you is washed-up, |
03:38 | good for nothing, unemployed junkie. |
04:20 | Straight Edge! |
04:33 | Don't take that. |
04:37 | If you take that, you're taking poison. |
04:45 | Do not accept this DVD! |
04:53 | Do not accept this DVD, this is not a present! |
04:58 | This is not a toy. |
05:03 | That is poison. |
05:25 | Do not watch this DVD. Do not watch this DVD. |
05:30 | Sell it on eBay! Do not watch the DVD. |
05:52 | No, you might as well be peddling drugs. You give out the DVD, you might as well be peddling drugs. That is not right, that is not right. |
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