domingo, 6 de julio de 2014

01:32Do yourselves a favor and pay attention.
01:39See, I like to keep my ear on the ground, so I know what's going on with you pathetic people.
01:44And it appears to me,
01:47that this Digital Video Disc 'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules'
01:56is flying off the shelves nationwide.
02:02You probably got one by the looks of you.
02:06You probably got one. I'm not shocked that it's flying off the shelves.
02:11What disturbs me is that there's parents,
02:16horrible parents— Actually they probably shouldn't be parents at all,
02:19because they're buying this trash as Christmas presents for their children.
02:26I know, I can't believe it either.
02:31It's probably gonna be a banner year at all your drug addicts houses
02:35as this is probably your number one stocking stuffer.
02:42Well, and this is the part you should pay attention to.
02:46You might as well be stuffing your children's stockings
02:50with hallucinogenic magic mushrooms.
02:57Because when your child watches this filth, this right here,
03:02he will hallucinate.
03:05He will suddenly think he can fly.
03:13Your child will probably think that he can do the impossible.
03:21In reality, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me bestow this little gem of knowledge on you.
03:28Your child watches this DVD,
03:30you watch this DVD, the only thing it makes you is washed-up,
03:38good for nothing, unemployed junkie.
04:20Straight Edge!
04:33Don't take that.
04:37If you take that, you're taking poison.
04:45Do not accept this DVD!
04:53Do not accept this DVD, this is not a present!
04:58This is not a toy.
05:03That is poison.
05:25Do not watch this DVD. Do not watch this DVD.
05:30Sell it on eBay! Do not watch the DVD.
05:52No, you might as well be peddling drugs. You give out the DVD, you might as well be peddling drugs. That is not right, that is not right.

GLOSSARY

trash - shelves - mushrooms - bestow - gem - junkie - peddling - give out
trash: basura; shelves: estantes; mushrooms hongos; bestow: conceder; gem: joya; junkie: drogadicto; peddling: vendiendo; give out: repartir;

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