| 00:38 | I see what you're doing. You're trying to get a look at my � my naturally sculpted facial features. Natural. |
| 00:48 | Everything from these eyebrows to this jaw line. It's natural. |
| 00:55 | I mean you can behold, look at me, uncover your eyes, take a look at WWE's most attractive superstar. |
| 01:11 | Because all of you know now what the WWE divas knew when they voted in a very special WWE.com poll. I want to bring that up right now. |
| Let's | bring that up. |
| 01:21 | Which superstar is the most handsome? Come on, come on. Give me a drum roll. Give me a drum roll, please. Give me a drum roll. Yeah. Here we go. |
| 01:33 | Oh, John [Cena] is up there. Give me the results. Give me the results! |
| 01:41 | They voted me most handsome! Ha! John is up there. He's a movie star. But you know what? He's not the most handsome guy in the WWE. |
| 02:01 | I mean, let's take a look at my NXT rookie. Let's take a look at Husky Harris. Husky, come out here. |
| 02:08 | Show them what you're working with here. Take that vest off. Come on. |
| 02:20 | Unfortunately, Husky is � he represents the � the average male. |
| 02:34 | Average. I mean, with your horrible tattoos and your � your � your really dirty hair. |
| 02:45 | Husky, you know what? Thank you for your time, and sorry. |
| 02:52 | And I'm sorry to all of you. I can't help it that I was born this good looking, because it isn't genetics. Have you seen my father? |
| 03:01 | Have you seen my father? Come on! Huh. |
| 03:10 | Folks, sometimes a blessing, it can be a curse. |
| 03:22 | You, sir do you know how difficult it is to maintain this delicately baby smooth skin? |
| 03:37 | I mean, I can see the popcorn grease seeping out of your pores. I can literally hear you getting fatter. |
| 03:51 | Todd. Todd, do you know how many � how many countless hours I spend in the gym while you're reading superman comics and checking out rottentomatoes.com? |
| 04:10 | Do you? It's a lot of time I spend. Relax. |
| 04:16 | And Tony Chimel! SmackDown's veteran ring announcer Tony Chimel. |
| 04:24 | Tony, I haven't had a carb since Bill Clinton was president. I'm almost too young to remember when Bill Clinton was president. |
| 04:33 | You haven't had a doughnut � when was it, Tony? You haven't had a doughnut since the first match? Oh, Tony. |
| 05:02 | To the WWE divas, I say thank you. You ladies have exquisite taste. |
| 05:22 | You know, I can't help that I've got a god-given ability to excel in this ring. It's not fair, I know. |
| 05:31 | But I've got to be honest with you, handsome, debonair, suave, sexy, these words don't cover it. |
| 05:42 | Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero, I need you to consider the man with the money face for "money in the bank" and from here on out, I'm to be known for exactly what I am. |
| 06:01 | You people will call me, Tony Chimel, you will call me, everyone in the WWE universe, everybody in this world will call me Dashing. |
| 06:19 | Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes!" |
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