00:00 | ARE YOU READY? Then ... |
00:12 | You know what? I'm, I'm not ready. |
00:17 | Not ready. I can't do this. Look. I was watching ECW last week. |
00:23 | Miz and Morrison they were mocking us. |
00:26 | And it was pretty harsh. I think you gonna want to see this. |
00:32 | Pretty stiff. |
01:24 | That could've been us! Do you realize that? That could've been us. |
01:30 | I mean think about the genius of that. They dress up two guys to look just like us. Ok? |
01:37 | And than they went out there and beat the tar out of them. |
01:41 | That's revolutionary, that's innovative. I mean that hasn't been done since ... you know, like ... last week. |
01:47 | Actually no, somebody did it in section four. |
01:50 | Good point, good point, but I think, I think what we need to focus on more than anything else ... |
01:57 | Did you notice the size of your nose? |
02:02 | I mean, I never really stepped back and noticing, we've known each other for so long, I probably just gotten used to it. But that thing is gigantic. |
02:10 | It's, it's ah ... not really that big. The camera, it adds ten pounds. |
02:17 | How many cameras did they have on that thing? |
02:22 | Besides, the part that really sends me over the edge, they did the unforgivable. |
02:32 | They mocked the chaps, brother. I got news for ya. |
02:37 | I put up with a lot. You can mock my kids, you can punch my wife in the face. But I got news for ya. Nobody but nobody mocks the chaps. That's where I draw the line. |
02:53 | Mocking the chaps is crossing the line. |
02:56 | But I tell you what. Right now, the part that really made me mad |
03:01 | is when they started to get on you losing your hair. |
03:05 | There's no reason to go after you for going bald. |
03:07 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
03:18 | I don't, I don't recall them saying anything about ... you know, that situation. |
03:25 | I'm pretty sure they did. |
03:26 | No. I was standing right here with you watching. They ... |
03:29 | I just assumed. |
03:30 | I don't think so - But I mean it's obvious. |
03:32 | We'll never speak of this again! |
03:36 | Anyway, I think we can get through this, Shawn. |
03:39 | The thing is, those guys said they were in high school when we got started. |
03:45 | Stings a little bit. Stings. |
03:49 | When we were out here, revolutionizing this industry, |
03:57 | they were, they were ... well, let's take a look. |
04:05 | Whua! |
04:08 | Now that is The Miz in high school, that's his senior class picture and |
04:12 | don't let him belittle himself. The Miz is quite an athlete. |
04:16 | This is right after he took second in the Kentucky Derby. |
04:26 | No offense, Lilian. And, Morrison. |
04:32 | Now here's John Morrison. Assuming a position that he would assume for years to come at rest stops all around the country. |
04:45 | Those two guys to me Shawn, look like guys that got beat up every day in high school. |
04:54 | And I tell you what. Tonight is gonna be no different. |
05:03 | So Shawn, I ask you one more time. Are you ready? |
05:11 | I'M READY! |
05:16 | Are you ready? Miz, are you ready? |
05:42 | I don't feel so well now. |
05:53 | Then, for the thousands in attendance, |
06:02 | for the millions watching around the world, and for Miz and Morrison. |
06:11 | Because they have a dream. |
06:15 | No, not to stand in the ring with D-Generation X, no. |
06:19 | They have a dream that they one day will be able to enjoy the same rights and privileges as any other couple in the United States. |
06:30 | The right to be able to marry and start their own family. |
06:36 | With that in mind, for Miz and Morrison, ... |
06:47 | Let's get ready to Suck It! |
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