Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
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I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
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You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
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I go into the Hall of Fame.
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That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
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And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Sit your ass down!
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And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
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And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
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that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
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for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
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So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
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that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Do you have a problem with that?
02:53
No, actually I don't.
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Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
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you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
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But Bret, you're different.
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You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
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So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
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or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
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But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
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It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
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Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
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But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
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You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
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This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
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This is gonna be complete annihilation.
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So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54
In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01
You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
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The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
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But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
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Now, sign it!
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There we have it. It is official.
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At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
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If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
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And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
07:25
There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
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Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
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Tell me...
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I don't need this, and I don't need this.
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What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
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I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
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Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
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What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
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If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
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I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51
For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
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You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?
GLOSSARY
derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;
And I believe that I am an honest man, while 99 percent of you are liars and cheaters.
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I believe that I am a true success, whereas 99.9 percent of you have failed in everything you've ever accomplished in trying to do.
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And I believe, by unmasking Rey Mysterio I've actually done him a favor.
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By exposing his true identity I have relieved the weight of deceit off of his shoulders.
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Now Rey Mysterio doesn't have to live his life in the shadows.
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He can walk the streets free, not having to look over his shoulder with ultra-paranoia, always wondering if the mailman on the street or the clerk in the store recognizes him and realizes who he really is.
02:42
In essence, I have set Rey Mysterio free.
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And instead of thanking me like a man, for what I have done for him, he has disappeared like a coward.
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He's ashamed, he's humiliated, he's embarassed right now. But in time he's gonna realize, that he's been redeemed, that he's been led to his salvation by his savior, Chris Jericho.
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And I've exposed Rey Mysterio as a fraud, and I'm gonna let the world know the same thing about CM Punk tonight.
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I am better than CM Punk, because I am the best in the world at what I do.
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I guarantee, I am going to beat CM Punk tonight, and there is nothing that anyone of you is going to be able to do about that.
03:51
Do you understand what I am saying to you, right now?
Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
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So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
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THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
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On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
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Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
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NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
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And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
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So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
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And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
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I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
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THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
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And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
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But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
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And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
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All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
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If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
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that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
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And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
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Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
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You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
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And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
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I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
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And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
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All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
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You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
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you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
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So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
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[Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
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Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
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D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
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Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
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How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
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WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43
Woooo! Woooo!
GLOSSARY
without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;
Oh me? I was just takin' a long hot shower. And where are you off to - looking so pretty?
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Monday Night? RAW? I got a Six Man Tag Match. William and Eugene need me.
00:32
But what about my needs? What about Trish?
00:37
Oh sugar, don't worry: You find somebody else, I mean you're the biggest slut on RAW.
00:46
You're so uptight... you need to loosen up. And I know just how.
00:51
What the hell is going on here? It's... a woman in a towel. I mean... this is uncontionable. This is scandalous. I can see the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones... the racial overtones...
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Excuse me?
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Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American
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and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is not the NFL.
01:47
It's damn sure not the NBA. Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the audience.
01:57
And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it.
02:05
You know what, you really need to lighten up!
02:13
But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the virtue- Is he gone?
02:22
Yep.
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Oh my god! Oh, Oh yeah!
02:39
Are you ready for some wrestling?
GLOSSARY
are you off to: va usted; uptight: tenso; loosen up: relajarse; overtones: insinuaciones; miscreants: sinverguenzas; deviants: pervertidos; titillation: excitacion; board of directors: consejo de administracion; uphold: defender;
all over the country people have been asking me: Why, Eddie, why?
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Why did you do to Rey Mysterio what you did to him last week?
00:28
Plain and simple: I gave him what he wanted.
00:39
He wanted a fight, I GAVE him a fight. I GAVE HIM THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE!
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And do you think that makes me happy?
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DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME HAPPY?!? I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, REY! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO IT?! POR QUE?
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It's YOUR fault!
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I never wanted to lay a hand on you. And look what you made me do.
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But you know what, Rey?
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Blessings come in disguise, esse!
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You see, I realized something last week, homes.
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My eyes were opened.
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And I realized what you were doing.
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And not only you: All of these people. I realized that each and every one of you are living vicariously through me. You were stealing MY passion, MY love, MY energy. You were stealing MY LATINO HEAT!
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But as of last week, not anymore, cause I got it back.
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I GOT IT AAAAAAALL BACK!
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And I like it. I like what I'm feeling, Rey.
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So I've got a little piece of advice for you, homes.
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See, nothing and no one is going to ever take away my Latino Heat again.
GLOSSARY
Blessings: bendiciones; disguise: disfrazadas; lay a hand on you: poner una mano en ti;