01:30 | Rock wanted me to write his song tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece. |
01:35 | 'cause Rock's like LeBron James: he took his talent straight down to South Beach! |
01:49 | And for the past few weeks Rock's been legitimately pissed. |
01:55 | If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock, it's all in the wrist! |
02:03 | Could we please have a week where you don't come out here and choke? |
02:08 | You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke! |
02:15 | Ever since I opened my mouth about you, you been begging me to back off. |
02:19 | So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person, I think you both are jerk-offs! |
02:29 | And after April 1st you won't be making no more movies. |
02:34 | You gonna need surgery on your face just like you had it on your boobies! |
02:45 | Those poppin' pecs, they had more work than a locker room full of divas. |
02:50 | I got a gift for Rock tonight: I'ma give him a Cleveland steamer! |
03:00 | Team Bring It? He's Team Lost It! And the truth is gettin' scary. |
03:05 | 'cause they weren't chantin' "Rocky" last week, they were chantin' "Tooth Fairy"! |
03:15 | Keep makin' fun of this Fruity Pebble, Rock, 'cause I ain't even close to sick of it. |
03:21 | I'm Mister Kung-Pao-Chicken, you're just Miami fried chickenshit! |
03:32 | And no, no! I don't have balls, but I got something in their place. |
03:38 | I'ma beat your ass at WrestleMania and put my nuts dead in your face! |
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