domingo, 1 de diciembre de 2024

Quizas debi escribir esto antes

Posted by XSaint On 21:32 | No comments
hola como estan todos? quizas debi escribir esto hace muchisimo tiempo, aca es la medianoche y preferi escribir este mensaje ahorita, siento que a la medianoche uno esta mejor inspirado jajaj no se si les pasa a ustedes lo mismo, hice esta pagina hace muchos muchos años para ayudar a gente que queria aprender ingles, se me ocurrio usar videos cortos y que consideraba divertidos de la vieja WWE o lucha libre o como quieran llamarlo, mis videos no eran de luchas sino de conversaciones de luchadores, pense que esas conversaciones podian utilizarse para aprender algunas palabras que son muy utiles a la hora de hablar, yo estudie ingles en instituto y pues vi que nos enseñan de libros que no es malo pero me parece que ese metodo no es bueno porque cuando quieres hablar aparecen en tu mente palabras que necesitas saber y no las sabes, la educacion siento que es muy convencional y aun no ha cambiado quizas el siguiente paso sea ....... (se los dejo a los que pueden cambiarlo, yo no soy docente) y pues de las conversaciones que vi de varios videos senti que las que habian en la WWE que yo fui fan por años pues habian videos muy buenos y divertidos y se me ocurrio subtitular esos videos, en esos tiempos no habian los subtitulos incrustados que hay ahora en youtube y pues yo trate de hacerlo lo mas vistoso y amigable posible y se me ocurrio ponerlo a la derecha y que el usuario pudiera deslizarse hacia abajo y tambien un vocabulario que se mueva, para los que han usado blogspot saben que armar tu propia plantilla no es muy sencillo, esa idea se me vino viendo paginas web de ese tiempo y de 1 idea pues yo cree otra y pues arme mi propia maqueta y subia muy contento subtitulos, en esos años tenia mas tiempo libre y podia hacerlo y lo hice, llegue a subtitular mas de 100 videos y pues en ese tiempo hice videos de Triple H que estaba muy de moda, tambien del Undertaker, Batista, RVD, luchadores con los que yo creci viendolos, fueron parte de mi juventud. Trate de escoger diferentes contextos para que vean que palabras se usan en ciertas situaciones. Fui muy feliz viendo la WWE, gracias WWE. Muchas gracias WWE. Fuiste parte de mi vida. Aprendi mucho de ti. Y me reia mucho con sus videos locos como la vez que Triple H le jodio la boda a Edge, o cuando Shawn Michaels se abrazo con Melina, o cuando Vince McMahon orino a Coachman jajajajajajajjaaj.
Cuando empece esta pagina al principio tomaba videos cortos de noticias, tambien de comerciales que me parecian divertidos, algunas entrevistas como 1 que le hicieron a Jim Carrey, Ian Somerhalder y luego no supe que mas poner y ahi fue que gire a poner videos de la WWE y decidi poner sus videos, esta pagina la hice para servir a gente que deseara aprender ingles y no tuviera el dinero para aprender pero tuviera esas ganas que todos tenemos de superarnos y ser mejores y pues lo hice para todas esas personas, espero les haya servido a mas de uno, si asi fue pues esta pagina cumplio su objetivo y me siento muy feliz, solo soy 1 fan del wrestling, como ven esta pagina la deje porque pienso que aun puede servirle a alguien. La hice porque queria ayudar =).
Hace muchos años deje de escribir posts, nunca use esta pagina para escribir algo personal y hoy se me ocurrio hacerlo, no se si es porque veo que ahora con las redes sociales esta de moda ser mas interactivo jajaj y no se si esto alguien lo lea quizas nadie jajajjaajajaj.
Veo que mi ultimo post fue en el 2015, se pasa volando el tiempo, ha cambiado mucho la interfaz del blogspot, como dirian los viejos en mis tiempos no era asi jajajaj perdonen si escribo mucho, es primera vez que escribo 1 mensaje personal aqui y sera el ultimo. Entro aqui despues de muchos años y pues vaya que ha cambiado un monton, siento nostalgia de entrar despues de tantos años.
Deseo que esta pagina le sirva a todos los que desean aprender ingles, perdonen si hay algunos videos que ya no estan (youtube se pone cada vez peor verdad? jajaja), yo encontraba los videos y los ponia y si algunos ya no estan busquenlos en dailymotion o con algun programa pirata (si son de sudamerica haganlo viva la pirateria jajajajaj), me es dificil para mi buscarlos de nuevo, hacer todo este blog y subir 1 post creanme que me tomaba tiempo, me tomaba mucho tiempo escuchar una y otra vez hasta entender, luego escribir, luego poner los segundos para guiar al que lo lee, para que alguien que deseara aprender pues lo entienda todo.
Siento que hice esta pagina en el momento indicado, la ultima vez que vi la WWE actual senti que ya no transmite eso que alguna vez senti antes por eso ya no la veo pero veo que lo mismo pasa con varios programas, diria que es generacional pero no quiero meterme en problemas criticando jajaj da miedo decir 1 opinion parece que ya no se puede decir nada, recuerdo cuando empezo a hacerse popular el facebook, no se desde cuando se desvirtuo todo. Parece que George Orwell tenia razon. ¿Castigaron a 1 futbolista cuando saludo a su amigo con 1 expresion comun aqui en latinoamerica y le dijeron racista?. Que injustos. Así no somos aca.
Espero los videos y dialogos le sean utiles al que entre aqui, que lo aproveche, que lo disfrute, que le sea util, espero los videos les saque 1 sonrisa, trate de seleccionar los que yo pense que serian divertidos.
Sobre todo sean muy felices y si les sirve esta pagina compartanla con sus amigos o con quien quieran. De nada sirve saber algo sino lo compartes con nadie no crees? Si miramos atras vemos que este mundo avanzo mucho gracias a la gente que compartio lo que sabia y necesitamos que esto siga asi, detras de 1 invento hay mucha gente que ayudó, detras de 1 foco, incluso detras de 1 computadora, es logica binaria, si, gracias a Boole y a todos los que ayudaron. Es hermoso compartir. Hermoso.
No se cansen de aprender.
Sean siempre modestos.
Bienvenido todo el que entre a esta pagina. Desde 1-99 años jajajjajajajjaj. Bienvenidos desde Mexico hasta Chile y gente de España tambien es bienvenida y de otros paises tambien, europeos, africanos, asiaticos, todos son bienvenidos, tomen 1 cerveza miren los videos y rianse jajajajajj. El ingles es muy bonito. No le tengan miedo no es difciil ;).
Perdonen que no diga mi identidad y esas cosas, no soy mucho de redes sociales y cosas asi, no hare un video en tiktok, ni en youtube ni lo pondre en las redes sociales, no me gusta la fama que crean las redes sociales, las redes son para ser interactivo ahi pero no creo que eso signifique que todos tengamos que portarnos igual, si ya se soy anacronico en algunas cosas. O vintage. Llamenme como quieran que mas da jajajaj.
Si alguien leyo esto y desea escribirme puede hacerlo dejare 1 correo para que me escriban lo que ustedes deseen es geocities2006@hotmail.com. Si me responden en 1 comentario por aca por este post es seguro que no lo vea porque ya no tengo el tiempo que tenia pero me gustaria saber que a alguien le sirvió y le ayudó, el correo lo uso mas.
Perdonen sino pude hacer mas videos, me hubiera encantado hacerlos pero ya no pude, hice mas de 100, espero les sirva lo que pude hacer solo. Empuje esta pagina yo solo y me fue muy dificil hacerla. Pero hubo paginas que conoci en ese tiempo y me ayudaron a crear esta pagina parecida. Entre ellas esta o estaba yappr, subply, ellos tambien son parte de esto que estan viendo. Eran de mas o menos el 2010 y en ese tiempo no habian los subtitulos automaticos que hay ahora. Por esa epoca estaba muy de moda esas paginas y otras mas si investigan un poco las encontraran, creo que genbeta o xataka habló de yappr 1 vez, no esperen que 1 meme o 1 viral se los diga. En esa epoca estaban de moda muchas paginas creativas creadas solo por ayudar, sharedtalk tambien existia, habia mucha gente filantropa en esos años y decidi hacer lo mismo. No se si esa onda ya se perdio. Ojala que no.
Alguna vez tuve 1 novia gallega y por ella conoci lo lindos que son los gallegos. Dicen que si conoces a 6 gallegos puedes conocer a todo el mundo, gente maravillosa de Galicia si leen esto ayudenme a que esta pagina llegue a todos. Y a los que no son gallegos tambien ayudenme, ustedes tambien son maravillosos ;).
Quizas mis lineas no le gustaron a alguien. Vengo del 2010 si me quieren hacer viral por algo que no les gusto pierden su tiempo conmigo, yo se muy bien como se usaban los foros hace mucho y como se usan las redes ahora no es nada de como era antes donde todos los hilos tenian otra onda mas positiva. Vengo de esa epoca y con esa onda. No tengo nada que aclarar. La web la hice con toda la buena onda y este mensaje tambien.
Cada dia con vida es 1 oportunidad de ser feliz. Adios ;)

martes, 28 de julio de 2015


Raw 23 02 09 Part 8 por 2kdam
00:21 You know, Steamboat I also wanna say 'thank you'. I wanna say 'thank you' to the Academy of Arts and Motion Picture Sciences, because last night's Academy Awards proved me right.
00:35 Despite all of his shameless pandering and his kissing of all the butts in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke lost the Oscar.
00:45 And now, he is just like the character he played in 'The Wrestler': he's a loser, a washed-up has-been who is hanging on for one last shot at glory, one last go in the spotlight, deluding himself and thinking he has one chance to make it again.
01:03 He doesn't. And he reminds me a lot of the losers in this business: Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and even you, Steamboat - cause you're a loser.
01:26 I am a man of truth, Steamboat, I tell it like it is and I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When you were wrestling all those classic matches with Ric Flair in the NWA - an organization that according to this company never even existed - you were just Ricky Steamboat.
01:44 It wasn't until you came to the WWE and sold your soul to all of these parasites that you became The Dragon -
01:54 a glorified Karate Kid selling headbands and making poses, feeding into stereotypes.
02:10 And then you eventually came to the ring with a Komodo Dragon literally spitting fire like the circus freak you've become. It was pathetic, but hey: It's all right as long as you're making a paycheck - right, Steamboat? Huh?
02:23 And then when you decided to retire, you ended up just like all the rest: Down and out on your luck, broken, beat-down, dysfunctional family.
02:32 And you know you would have returend to the ring just like Flair and just like Piper. You know you would have done it. But instead, you took a back door route.
02:41 You applied for a job in the WWE, you got one working backstage and now here you are. See, Steamboat, you are a lifelong sellout.
02:51 And now with the Hall of Fame induction the loyal dog gets his bone - just like Flair, just like Piper.
03:00 Except instead of wearing a three-piece suit like those guys or wearing a sequent robe or, or a kilt you have nice suit on - it doesn't make you any less pathetic. So enjoy your moment with all of these hypocrites that are your fans, Steamboat.
03:16 Enjoy it. You're the biggest hypocrite of them all.
03:32 Jericho!
03:39 Do you know what a hypocrite is? You understand that word, that meaning?
03:45 You know, I remember about 20 years ago at an autograph session I remember signing an autograph - for you.
03:59 I also remember how you said that you would have admired me - and that I was your hero.
04:12 You wrote that in your autobiography, Jericho.
04:19 And then about ten years ago, when you came to the WWE, you were the snotty, brat wrestler of a kid that turned down the wrestling fans.
04:34 And then within... within a year, less than a year, you embraced them.
04:42 What did you call them? Jerichoholics?
04:48 Then you spent the next several years turning on them, embracing them, turning on them, embracing them - back and forth so on and so off.
04:59 You know something, Jericho? THAT's a hypocrite.
05:11 Myself, from the very first time I put on my wrestling tights to the day that I retired I didn't change - not once.
05:29 I gave that audience the respect and entertained them every time I came through that curtain.
05:41 I never changed, not once. Now myself, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and the other legends - we know who we are.
06:00 And me coming back working for the WWE behind the scenes to help our young talent, our future superstars to teach them, to coach them, to pass the torch so-to-speak, that's not a sellout.
06:19 I did it because I love this business.
06:29 I don't care what you think of me, it really doesn't matter.
06:36 I'm not a hypocrite, I'm not a sellout, but I am someone you may never be: a Hall of Famer.

GLOSSARY

shameless - pandering - washed-up - hanging - shot - deluding - headbands - sellout - robe - kilt - snotty - brat - tights - torch
shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;
--VIDEO--
00:02 Joining me now is the World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk and Punk im sure you've heard by now there are many out there that simply believe that you cannot beat Batista this Sunday at the Great American Bash, and retain your World heavyweight Championship. What do you say to them?
00:7 Let's talk about what Batista did tonight.
00:21 Now he ran down and he stopped Kane from hurting me because Batista thinks he can beat me.
00:25 He thinks at the Great American Bash he's just gonna roll on through and become World Heavyweight champion.
00:30 You know, Todd, my entire life people have said I can't and I won't. I was never supposed to make it here in the WWE.
00:36 I was never supposed to be a champion. Well, I won titles on ECW.
00:41 I was never supposed to make it to the flagship show, RAW, and I made it.
00:45 And then I was never supposed to be the top guy, the World Heavyweight champion and yet my name is engraved on the richest prize sports entertainment has to offer.
00:55 Now everybody said I would never do it.
00:59 You know what? I'm not the biggest guy. I'm not the strongest. I'm not the fastest. And a lot of times I'm not the smartest.
01:05 But with all due respect, Batista, you don't have to be 6-foot-6, and 300 pounds, and chiseled to win titles.
01:15 I've already proven that. Yet somehow, I'm a fluke? No.
01:20 See, at the Great American Bash, if I don't beat you I've proven everybody right.
01:26 And I'm in the business of proving everybody wrong. I've done it my entire life. I've done it my entire career. And this time next week, I plan on being World Heavyweight champion.
01:35 And no, I'm not you, I'm not Batista, I'm not the Animal! I'm not John Cena! I'm not the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels! I'm not Bret Hart! I'm CM Punk, World Heavyweight Champion!

GLOSSARY

flagship - engraved
flagship: estrella; engraved: grabado;

Kevin Nash 2010:Aprende ingles gratis

Posted by XSaint On 19:09 | 1 comment

Kevin Nash TNA 2010 por XSaintsX
00:02 You know, this new generation of guys around here - Unconscious Creed, AJ, Samoa Joe -
00:18 they're either the most arrogant or they're probably some of the stupidest son of a *** I have ever met.
00:34 I mean: If Joe couldn't see what was coming at Bound For Glory, I guess he didn't remember running his mouth about Scott Hall ten months ago.
00:52 You know, the thing is: If it's the only thing that is stupider than those two sons of a *** it's the people sitting in this place right here.
01:08 They're sittin' back here right now still cheering for me.
01:19 It's gotta be hard, ya know? I've always wondered... I bet that you wondered what it's like to be Kevin Nash.
01:28 You know when I was a little boy, I was told a little story about David and Goliath.
01:35 And Goliath was this monster and David decided that he could beat him, he was this little tiny dude.
01:43 Jack and the Beanstalk: Once again, the giant's this big dumb ogre, Jack outsmarts him. You see, the reason why all you *** have always had disdain for me is because I am not an idiot.
02:03 You know I am a genius. I'm the most intelligent man this business has ever produced.
02:16 And the other thing that kills you is both you and you who are stupid enough to bring your wives - that's right: Right now, they're wondering what it would be like to spend the night with me.
02:34 What would it be like to be thrown around by that big seven-foot monster?
02:45 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and you know, you KNOW that you don't measure up.
02:57 I'm the greatest that's ever been in this ring.
03:03 And the biggest problem you guys got is all of you together - if you pulled your money - you wouldn't have as much as I spend in a strip joint in a month.
03:21 You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it - cause I'm the best thing going today.

GLOSSARY

outsmarts - disdain - don't measure up - pulled
outsmarts: burlar; disdain: desden; don't measure up: no dar la talla; pulled: tirado;
00:04 See you Ric.
00:06 Hey, where are you going?
00:09 Torrie and me, we are going out.
00:10 You're going out? Didn't you lose your match tonight?
00:12 Yeah, but you know, he cheated so it's cool.
00:16 It's cool? You realize it's a Triple Threat Main Event Match tonight going on live on RAW to see who's going to WrestleMania? You're telling me it's cool, your leaving? You're not gonna stay here and watch the show?
00:27 Carlito's not in the Main Event, so why?
00:31 Did you ever stop and think that there is a reason why guys like you - and I'm talking about GUYS LIKE YOU - are not in the Main Event? That's right, why you're not in the Main Event? Because maybe you're a lazy, underachieving son of a bitch - lucky to be walking the halls of this building, lucky to be on the RAW roster! Lucky to be here at all! You're really pissin' me off right now!
00:53 Where's your problem?
00:55 My problem? I'll tell you what my problem is! GUYS LIKE YOU! That they have no passion! No guts! You want all the money, you want all the glory, you wanna fly first class, you wanna walk around with someone like her You don't deserve it! You haven't worked for it! You haven't bled, sweat and paid the price to be here.
01:15 THAT's what's driving me crazy! I'm walking around trying to figure out why GUYS LIKE YOU are taking MY spot? YEAH! GUYS LIKE YOU are taking my spot! I've been here forever and I'm gonna work my ass off to stay here.
01:30 McMahon told me today if I wanna stay I'm gonna have to prove it to him. If you wanna stay you better prove it to yourself.
01:39 It's not cool, it's pathetic! PATHETIC! I'm walking around trying to figure out what my name is and you are LEAVING before the Main Event? Yeah me!
01:50 Sometimes I'm walking around trying to figure out who I am and the whole Goddam world knows who I am. Except me sometimes. And you're leaving?

GLOSSARY

underachieving - halls - pissin' me off
underachieving: bajo rendimiento; halls: pasillos; pissin' me off: enfadandome;

domingo, 19 de julio de 2015


R 5 14 01 3 por wrestlefanatic77
00:00 for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown!
00:18 Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me!
00:48 Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good.
00:54 As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts!
01:17 And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight.
01:32 Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps
on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

R 5 14 01 2 por wrestlefanatic77
00:05 apparently Kane is not the smartest member of his illustrious family.
00:16 You see, because it was pretty simple - all he had to do was one thing - and that was just stay away.
00:27 After the beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin and I gave Kane, all he had to do was sit home, nurse his broken arm and stay outta our business.
00:43 But Kane, well, Kane is not the sharpest man in the world, now, is he.
00:51 Kane had to make his triumphant return... ["Ass-hole"]...
01:12 it won't take but a second for us to come out there and kick all your asses.
01:25 As I was saying, Kane had to make his triumphant return Thursday on SmackDown!
01:33 So you see, Kane, you leave me with no choice but to finish the job we started.
01:40 So I offer you this: Kane, I will give you a shot at the intercontinental title.
01:51 At Judgment Day, you and I will go one on one with the intercontinental championship on the line, and since you and your brother seem to enjoy using chains so much, why don't we make it insteresting, Kane? Why don't we make it a chain match?
02:16 Now I know you're not the smartest man in the world, but even you can understand that.
02:22 So if you've got any guts at all, why don't you come out here and accept my challenge!
02:42 That dumb son of a bitch ain't gonna come down that ramp!
02:49 No no no, he's smart enough to realise, as much as we've been kickin' his ass, he ain't comin' down that ramp! And he ain't dumb enough to accept that challenge. At Judgment Day, I know - I know you're gonna whip his ass, and speakin' of Judgment Day, every�....
03:11 every single day I walk through an airport, someone says 'hey Stone Cold, I guess you're worried about the Undertaker. He's gonna beat you for the World Wrestling Federation title.
He's gonna�
03:27 let me go ahead and bottom line it - the Undertaker ain't got a chance in hell against Stone Cold Steve Austin, because...
03:39 because he ain't got the guts, because he ain't got the talent, and the bottom line is, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin ["Boo"]
03:51 I am the World Wrestling Federation champ and I can't be stopped.
03:56 And you know, last week, Undertaker, you come out here and you set a trap for Stone Cold Steve Austin, right here in this very ring.
04:04 You know you come down here with your chairs, your chains, and all that BS, well let me tell you something - Stone Cold Steve Austin never needed a chair.
04:14 I never needed a chain. I never needed to hit someone from behind, but that's the way you're gonna treat me?
04:22 I am the World Wrestling Federation champion, and I deserve to be treated a lot better than that!
04:33 I'll knock the hell out of every single one of ya.
04:37 And I'll tell you what, I've been thinking in the back and me and Triple H started talking. You know we ain't defended the World Wrestling Federation tag titles since we beat Undertaker and Kane the last time.
04:49 So since they're all high and mighty, they all think they're so damn hot, right here in Cincinnati Ya say that like you're proud to live in this cesspool.
05:09 Like I was saying, right here tonight, Undertaker and Kane, if ya got the guts, why don't ya come out here, and you know what? You know what? ["Boo!"] SHUT UP!
05:24 You ain't gotta come out here, shut up, you ain't gotta come out here and make us famous - oh no no, we're already famous, why don't you bring your asses out here and make us EX-World Wrestling Federation tag team champions.
05:44 I'll tell ya why - because you CAN'T - you can't STOP Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H.
05:56 The truth hurts, don't it. The truth hurts.
06:46 You know, it's kinda loud in here, but I'd be damned if I don't think I heard you call me a coward.
06:57 So let me get this straight with ya right now - I ain't a coward, I'm just a man who's looking

GLOSSARY

sharpest - shot - bottom line - high - mighty - set a trap - cesspool
sharpest: mas agudo; shot: oportunidad; bottom line : punto; high: grandes; mighty: poderosos; set a trap: poner una trampa; cesspool: letrina;

lunes, 15 de diciembre de 2014

--VIDEO--
00:02 I certainly heard his music, so.
00:04 Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together?
00:08 We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time.
00:13 You should be more careful.
00:17 Stevie is a martial artist.
00:19 He is?
00:22 Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that.
00:30 Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat.
00:33 You have taught him anything?
00:34 He taught me, man. -- Really?
00:38 Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie.
00:40 Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely.
00:44 So -- you were very nice to do something for us.
00:48 We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch.
00:56 Would you agree with that?
00:58 Frightening.
00:59 I think that's another accurate way to put it.
01:03 Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them.
01:08 Not that they need help but to take it to the next level.
01:12 To take them from top notch to top notcher.
01:15 Yeah.
01:16 I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down.
01:19 That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team.
01:37 you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here.
01:40 Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this.
01:43 And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel.
01:47 And she comes in to grab him.
01:49 Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do.
01:51 Grab him.
01:54 That's it?
01:55 No, wait a minute. She went too fast.
01:58 Real bad guys might move fast.
02:05 Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay?
02:13 I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel.
02:20 Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me.
02:28 You're embarrassing me.
02:31 But what's going to happen?
02:34 If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel?
02:37 You are going to stop him this time.
02:44 If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can.
02:47 Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No.
02:54 When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel.
03:04 It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome.
03:18 You ready? And go.
03:21 Okay, I got it. I got it.
03:26 Why are you way back there?
03:28 Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them.
03:32 I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards.
03:36 I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal.
03:43 I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security.
03:47 There you go.
03:48 Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e.
03:51 Thanks, steven.
03:53 We'll be right back with lea michele.
04:06 Hi there, we're back.
04:08 Still to come, eddie pepitone.
04:10 While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls,
04:12 our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now.
04:26 That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle.
04:43 Hi. Congratulations.
04:44 How are you? I'm good.
04:46 How are you? I am great.
04:48 Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit.
04:52 It's about a glee club. It is.
04:53 Are there glee clubs?
04:55 I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ...
05:00 Kids are starting glee clubs.
05:04 Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one?
05:07 I was not -- I was much cooler than that.
05:09 Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band.
05:15 We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know.
05:21 Did we have one?
05:23 Do you still play?
05:26 I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show.
05:35 You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school.
05:40 I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8.
05:48 A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here.
06:00 Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no.
06:05 Seems -- that happens -- that's the story.
06:07 She's a writer now and she's brilliant.
06:09 Okay, good. At least she has something.
06:13 Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend?
06:16 I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate.
06:21 We're sick people. That's why.
06:23 The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no.
06:28 I have a picture Look at the ears!
06:33 Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand.
06:36 Where did they come from?. They're not like that now.
06:39 Um -- you look homeless in this picture.
06:42 Thank you. Thank you.
06:45 I was. -- Character is homeless, right?
06:47 Well, basically, yeah.
06:49 Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8.
06:52 And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right?
06:57 Yeah, pretty big deal.
06:58 And then -- How old were you when that show was running?
07:02 I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was young.
07:09 I did the workshops and stuff like that.
07:10 It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all that.
07:18 That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and?
07:23 Why didn't you come to see it?
07:24 I don't know. Who knows why.
07:27 But -- probably a game on that night or something.
07:30 Probably something like that.
07:31 But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes.
07:36 Did you hear?
07:37 You get that on broadway, people making noises?
07:40 Something just like what just happened.
07:44 I mean, it's pretty amazing.
07:45 It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night.
I was like, cover your eyes!
07:54 What did you do?
07:55 It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful.
08:01 But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors?
08:09 No.
08:11 Suddenly you're pregnant on stage.
08:13 You don't know how it happened. No.
08:14 You mean in the audience.
08:16 What do they do?
08:17 My co-star jonathan, he

GLOSSARY

I bump into him - nudge up - top notch - accurate - grab - whip - dabble - twist of fate - homeless
I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.

miércoles, 19 de noviembre de 2014

00:00 Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan!
00:28 Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he?
00:38 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam.
00:49 Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time.
00:54 Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
00:59 Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho.
01:07 Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER!
01:13 So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling?
01:17 Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother.
01:24 But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother.
01:34 Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling?
01:38 I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!"
01:50 Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek?
01:57 Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother.
02:02 The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother!
02:06 Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon.
02:16 He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look.
05:08 Bro�-ther�-
05:11 Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam?
05:14 Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon.
05:20 You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother.
05:27 You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels.
05:36 But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother.
05:45 He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother.
05:57 See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother.
06:07 But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother.
06:16 But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother.
06:23 Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�-
06:27 Larry King�- Larry King.
06:29 Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-.
06:35 WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother.
06:44 The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�-
07:33 Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier
squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

WWE SMACKDOWN 20/05/11 PART 3/6

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0 9:55 When I first came to Smackdown, my goal was to... to write a new chapter in the Book of Ezekiel.
10:03 It was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination.
10:09 I decided... no, I promised myself that I was gonna make an impact. That's why I joined The Corre.
10:20 You know, the first when we came to Smackdown we took this show by force. We... we just took over.
10:29 But because of who? You know, the same night I've hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him.
10:42 It made me think. Do I need The Corre, or do they need me? That's why I left.
10:54 But they just wouldn't let me walk away.
11:02 So for the last... for the last two weeks I've taken a beating. I'm man enough to admid that I've taken a beating.
11:20 But they cannot break me. I'm not a man that could be broken.
11:30 They've unleashed... they've unleashed a force that cannot be stopped, that will not be stopped.
11:37 I will not rest, I will not sleep until they've all suffered.
11:46 Wade Barrett, you will be the first to suffer. It is written in the Book of Ezekiel that the reign of your championship will come to an end. Because I am the personification of domination.

GLOSSARY

tale - hoisted - slammed - unleashed
tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;

martes, 18 de noviembre de 2014

06:35 Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali.
06:51 The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster.
07:04 Khali has never been a monster.
07:10 I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless.
07:17 It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness.
07:26 The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares!
07:44 He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all.
08:07 Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless
fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

miércoles, 12 de noviembre de 2014


RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize por Lordi72
Subtitles
01:57 You know, I'm, eh... I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now and none of them are all that particularly good, ehm...
02:09 You know, I was asked to do a job, I was asked to be the Showstopper, I was asked to be Mist....
02:27 I was asked to be Mr. WrestleMania and I don't know how I feel about that...
02:43 I had a job to do last night.
02:46 Ric Flair asked for my A-game and that's what I gave him. I have, I have too much respect and love for Ric Flair to have given him anything less.
03:04 I had a chance, last night, to pull the trigger... and I did.
03:14 And now the career of the greatest wrestler who ever lived...
03:25 is over. And I'm the man responsible for it...
03:35 That is a, eh... that's a burden...
03:40 that's another burden that I get to carry with me the rest of my life... Lucky me...
05:19 Look, you did what you had to do and personally, I think it should have been done a long time ago

GLOSSARY

A-game - pull the trigger - burden
A-game: rendimiento; pull the trigger: terminar la accion; burden: carga;
Subtitles
01:15 Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31 Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38 And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48 Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57 Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06 Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32 and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05 then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16 instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33 And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32 What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38 You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50 It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00 No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07 Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19 But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26 As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37 It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46 Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56 You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14 The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44 Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56 And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch
jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;